Top excuse not to play games

[freakenature]

Alright i know i dont play game much but ill play sometimes but rarely you will see me play. Well i was just thinking of this and i decided to make a thread on it. What are some excuses you heard someone say just not to play a game against you.




---freak

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

"I have epileptic seizures, and i ran out of medication"

[BaxVarlet]

I have chronic explosive diarrhea and I can't spend more than 5 minutes away from the toilet.

[Memory]

My dad is raping me. IT HURTS :(

[AlabamaBoy]

I say:

"No."

"I don't want to."

"Stop challenging me."

[dakhamee]

"i have to go feed my dog"

Then they stay in the lobby for another 20 mins.

[freakenature]

i would normally be like

"I dont play anymore sorry."

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

I have chronic explosive diarrhea and I can't spend more than 5 minutes away from the toilet.

Im gonna use this one...hehe

[Punishment]

I say:

"Stop challenging me."

That's a dick thing to say. If I log in and challenge you, and you say some bs like that and get pissy, (like you have) then you're a jackass.

i would normally be like

"I dont play anymore sorry."

If you don't play, why do you even bother to log on?



My excuse, if I don't feel like playing, is "not right now, rain check"

[Match Strike]

Alright i know i dont play game much but ill play sometimes but rarely you will see me play. Well i was just thinking of this and i decided to make a thread on it. What are some excuses you heard someone say just not to play a game against you.




---freak

"I can't see your challenge because you're now on my ignore list, sorry :( "

:)

[Justin Dishon]

I don't have internet excess.

[bloodreign]

the best one that i get alot is this one.............

Your A NOOOOOB!
well in my case it's probably true.....
:fire:

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Top 10 Excuses not to play:
10. There is a Monkey in my room
9. My computer does not work
8. I have dirt in my ear
7. I am drunk.
6. I have to go to my girlfriends house in a few minutes
5. (silence)......
4. Sorry, I am too busy boosting with another account
3. Someone stole my underwear and I need to clean the brown spot off my chair before I play
2. I am joining the army and need to register in like 5 minutes.
1. No thanks. Equitas/Uniquinous is give me a BJ now.

[Scorpionz]

I've got one!

"I don't want to."

AND I don't want to play some bastard half the time.

[Jaymee_]

i would normally be like

"I'm boosting, check back later."

<3 Freak

[CRX687]

Only if you cyber with me ;)

[Lonely Tylenol]

I'm busy moderating!

Like anyone'll believe that! :rofl:

[Pigeon]

Start using shakespearean insults!
Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty to make thy riches pleasant!

[pils]

I'm trying to jerk off.

[Memory]

I'm trying to jerk off.

Pils, you can try all you want, there is just nothing there :p

[Hatchet Klown]

Top 10 Excuses not to play:
10. There is a Monkey in my room
9. My computer does not work
8. I have dirt in my ear
7. I am drunk.
6. I have to go to my girlfriends house in a few minutes
5. (silence)......
4. Sorry, I am too busy boosting with another account
3. Someone stole my underwear and I need to clean the brown spot off my chair before I play
2. I am joining the army and need to register in like 5 minutes.
1. No thanks. Equitas/Uniquinous is give me a BJ now.

Funny, I only see those excuses being used by your nub clan. Have a nice day and die in a fire. ;)

[Ignition]

"I cant play you because I'll lose my precious boosted stats"

[Matt 34.5]

I've never felt I needed an excuse?

[Worker]

I've never felt I needed an excuse?One of the few people who can say that and not it not be a lie.



"My boss is in here"

"I have a meeting in 10 minutes"

[gigolojlo gl]

I am busy listening to Hanson's "Mmmbop!"

[Blexican]

"Ive got more important things to do... like hitting myself with a hammer"

[Ignition]

One of the few people who can say that and not it not be a lie.



"My boss is in here"

"I have a meeting in 10 minutes"

>_>

[Office_Shredder]

I'm not in the mood...

Wait, what kind of games are we talking about here?

[Learz]

"Hey, you, wanna play a game?"

-"stfu"

-"F off"

-"no, i'm busy"

-"I'm chatting"

-"no"

[Memnarch]

I dont turt.

[HorNeT]

I suck.

[kegsworth]

"I just farted and now have to bleach the mess."

"I hate you."

-------------------------------------------------------

"Look around your house, kid. Do you see your mom?"

"No."

"Then just pretend that I'm busy for half a second, would you?"

[Anarchy_United]

"You suck too much"

[Morning Star]

I have a date with Uni :laugh:

[Kyir]

Stfu

[Zander]

"I don't allow myself to play on this account, sorry."
Which is absolutely true. :)
That's only when they want me to play gold or something though, I almost always hop on my personal account whenever some one asks me for a game.

[Matt 34.5]

One of the few people who can say that and not it not be a lie.


:)

Usualy if anyone asks and I dont' want to I just say "No thanks." but if I have an actual reason I'll give it to them. If they persist, and/or bitch then I just tell them I'm afraid to play them. But I don't see why an excuse to not play someone is necissary?

[Wisher]

Just say lol? >.>

[steve12]

Even though I'm usually the one hearing the excuses, if I do have to go somewhere I'll just say "Rain check" or "g2g; how about a game later?". But you'll rarely hear those. :)

[Hoolwath]

I use the excuse: "Sorry it is 2 am and although I am a monster I still need to sleep. How about tomorrow, though?"

Although SomePunishmentpeople takes every real reason why you cannot play him as an excuse and, I do not know why, thinks there is no thing worse in the word as the possibility that you actually do need to sleep and that you just made an excuse to get out of the game with him is really shameful with which you could hardly live for another five minutes. He thinks he won when you actually did turn down the challenge most of the time. What I see him saying the most to anyone who wants to play him is: "Do you have another account?" "I think you do." "I wont play you."

Now there is a boy who has the right to complain abot someone making excuses.


You guys are lucky you get all sorts of different excuses every day. I have to cope with the same old "I have to let my mother (or borther) on."

[mushroom_girl]

If you don't play, why do you even bother to log on?

I haven't been into playing in over a year, yet I still logged in.

My usual conversations:
Player: ooh a mod PLAY ME NOW!
Me: No thanks.
Player: y not!? :(
Me: No thanks.
Player: TELL ME Y!
Me: I don't feel like it?
Player: CHICKEN! buh buh BUCKAW!

Occasionally I tell people "I'm a mod and I'm not supposed to play," but I just love watching them over-react. :)

[bludhoundz]

"I have ass cancer."

I think Fry will remember this one.

[stryker]

My Poptarts are ready.

Some things just have greater priority than others.

[Memory]

You are too homo to play me.

[Nutbuster692]

"I have already played you before....(And you owned me) so i dont want to play you again."

I get this all the time...it sux when you beat people so bad they dont wanna play you again....

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

I have massive ass hemmroids, and i cant sit down for more than 30 seconds without excrutiating pain running through me anus

[Memory]

Here are a few examples of players asking for games:

me = well, me
player= player

1)

Player: Hey me want a game?
Me: Na, not really
Player: Why not, scared?
Me: Ya, scared shitless
Player: But i heard you were pretty good
Me: Hey, if im hung like a moose doesn't mean i have to watch porn (from Harold and Kumar go to white castle)

2)

PLayer: Hey me, want a game
Me: Na man, im waiting on a cyber meet with uniq
Player: But thats illegal, thats it, im telling a mod.
Me: Very Nice :)
(equitas logs in)
PLayer: Omg equitas, Me is waiting on a cyber meet with someone named uniq.

[Nutbuster692]

this is a new one i just got

"Your a redhead, I am racist towards redheads"

[Lonely Tylenol]

this is a new one i just got

"Your a redhead, I am racist towards redheads"

Well it's not my fault you're a tomato-head! :mad: It wasn't me that turned him down, I just wanted to be a prick for once... Heh, once.

[Nutbuster692]

your not helping the matter :P

[TatcticmanMega]

Nut.I was there when Sniper said that.

[VAMP7]

I have to go to court in 5 minutes for murdering the last time a guy challenged me.

[Nutbuster692]

I am sniper....

EDIT: LMAO Vamp...thats a good one.

[Zander]

No... No it wasn't.:dry:
Doesn't even make sense. You don't get jury duty for killing some one.

[Nutbuster692]

i think he ment he had to go to court for killing the last person who challenge him

[VAMP7]

who said that :confused:?

[Hatchet Warrior]

The newest excuse I seen is that TAO is hacked....or the cpu is missing....kinda retarded...

[VAMP7]

The newest excuse I seen is that TAO is hacked....or the cpu is missing....kinda retarded...

...very retarded. like your third grade spelling/grammar.

[AlabamaBoy]

More of my excuses.

"No, me and endless are about to cyber."

"Look behind you!"

"You username is too funky."

My pleads for games.

"I will strip for a game."

"Anyone 750+ game?"

"*logs onto a gray account and -uber |337 pwnz0rs- gray jumpers*"

[Hatchet Warrior]

...very retarded. like your third grade spelling/grammar.

that's the third mistake of mine you've caught.

Also, maybe I talk like that just to get at you.

[VAMP7]

More of my excuses.

"No, me and endless are about to cyber."

"Look behind you!"

"You username is too funky."

My pleads for games.

"I will strip for a game."

"Anyone 750+ game?"

"*logs onto a gray account and -uber |337 pwnz0rs- gray jumpers*"

Already failed:D

and would only work for the first 5 seconds.

Taken.

[AlabamaBoy]

Guy : Want a game?

Me : Not really.

Guy : Why not?

Me : I'm a pacifist.

[VAMP7]

that's the third mistake of mine you've caught.

Also, maybe I talk like that just to get at you.

are you coming on to me?:flirt:

[ShotCaller]

Wow, just poking around the froums and came across this one. Im new here so forgive my lack of knowledge. Do people really make excuses not to play this game? I think it is great and I play it all the time. I can't imagine why someone would make excuses not to play it.

[bludhoundz]

They're afraid to lose stats, thats why.

[Unforgottner]

The newest excuse I seen is that TAO is hacked....or the cpu is missing....kinda retarded...

Ahhahahah! That one was mine!

[Rico Suave]

I must go have anal with my cousin. :spit: