Pathetic Thread Thread

[Dumbledore]

Guys i have a confession to make. I am not really dumbledore :( I am....




VOLDEMORT!!!!!

SECTUMSEMPRA
Imperio
AVada KEDAVRA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dresicos]

Oh My God! We Are All Dead! Noooooooo!
What Will We Do! The Great Lord Of Evil Has Come To Destroy Everything We Love!

[uniquinous]

k no one cares

[bludhoundz]

k no one cares

How rude, you just offended the whole parry hotter fanbase.

Oh wait.. that's what I live for, annoying/offending cult fanbases.

Good shit :D

[uniquinous]

blud, you seem like the type of guy who waits at the harry potter parties, is the first one on line to buy the book....

then flips to the back pages and startes reading it into a megaphone

[endless]

Love this thread...
blud, you seem like the type of guy who waits at the harry potter parties, is the first one on line to buy the book....

then flips to the back pages and startes reading it into a megaphone

No... no wait... NOOOOO... DON'T DO THAT!!1!1!..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

[Cuathon]

blud, you seem like the type of guy who waits at the harry potter parties, is the first one on line to buy the book....

then flips to the back pages and startes reading it into a megaphone

i wanna do that so bad. damn you uni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[*Sanosuke*]

lawl, that'd pwn.

[BaxVarlet]

Then you'd be beaten to death with hundreds of staffs or something.

[bludhoundz]

blud, you seem like the type of guy who waits at the harry potter parties, is the first one on line to buy the book....

then flips to the back pages and startes reading it into a megaphone

In history, my friend took this girl's harry potter book and asked if she finished. She said no so he started reading the ending :p

Nah, I don't do that. However, I will publicly flame Star Wars, Lord of the rings, Pirates of the Carribean and Harry Potter simply because of the cult fanbases, even if I liked the movies or books themselves.

Oh, and Rocky Horror Picture Show isn't safe either, but their fanbase is more discreet. For the record, I've seen it more than once.. and it sucked every time. In fact, I think it got worse each time.

[endless]

Damn straight he would.

Ill get a chance to use my black mage staff...

[Unforgottner]

Who will I trust now? :(

[uniquinous]

you'll find out... soon enough



Trust No One

[Jeffery]

Who will I trust now? :(
I would trust No One, but the bastard lies all the time.

[Merdoc.]

Guys i have a confession to make. I am not really dumbledore :( I am....




VOLDEMORT!!!!!

SECTUMSEMPRA
Imperio
AVada KEDAVRA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is that?

[Dresicos]

Voldemort duh

[stryker]

I recently downloaded the latest version of Firefox, and in almost all of the text boxes found on the internet, squiggly lines will appear under words that you misspell. Simply right click the misspelled word and choose the correct word from a list of suggestions.

So do us a favor, download Firefox and start spelling correctly.

If you can't spell even with spell check, then you are probably typing and submitting posts too fast to be thinking about them in the first place.

The title was a joke, i know it's excueses. lol?

EDIT: -.-

[inked]

The title was a joke, i know it's excueses. lol?

excuses

[pils]

Also... for you IE users theres that little button in the corner (in advanced)
You just gotta click it... ANd if you dont have it, then you can download it, it will give you a link....
Its quick and easy....

[Dumbledore]

Imperio!

Everybody join hogwarts on Armageddon today!

DONT RESIST ITS FUTILE YOU MHASVE TO JOIN! IF YOU DONT YOU WILL DIE! DONT RESIST!!!!!!!!!1

[Kyir]

I recently downloaded the latest version of Firefox, and in almost all of the text boxes found on the internet, squiggly lines will appear under words that you misspell. Simply right click the misspelled word and choose the correct word from a list of suggestions.

So do us a favor, download Firefox and start spelling correctly.

If you can't spell even with spell check, then you are probably typing and submitting posts too fast to be thinking about them in the first place.

The title was a joke, i know it's excueses. lol?

You just noticed?

[bludhoundz]

I recently downloaded the latest version of Firefox

You're a very thorough reader Kyir. :cool:

[dirka dirka]

That was back 3 years ago in a release. Old news.

[uniquinous]

it's a good thing you're ficticious

[uniquinous]

ya know, the other decent option is just to learn how to spell a bit better...

[Kyir]

You're a very thorough reader Kyir. :cool:

Hell if I'm not just going to skim the thread for key words.

Which were: just, Firefox, and spell check.

[inked]

wait this isn't 2004?

[Kyir]

k no one cares

QFMFT.

[Hatchet Warrior]

You don't scare me. We have Jeffery on our side and he's the scariest thing in this damned valley.

[Lt Maelstrom]

oshi-

blud, you seem like the type of guy who waits at the harry potter parties, is the first one on line to buy the book....

then flips to the back pages and startes reading it into a megaphone

Oh, and this is win.

[TatcticmanMega]

Everybody loves breakfast.Tell whatcha ate and post a picture of it to brag about.Heh i had sausage and eggs.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4316/attid08c1cffdxl9.th.jpg (http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=attid08c1cffdxl9.jpg)

[Lt Maelstrom]

I can't post a picture, but I came back from the beach today so my Aunt and Uncle cooked my family bacon, strawberries, sausage, and bagels. It was awesome.

[Toledo 13]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8485/scimixq5.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Unforgottner]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8485/scimixq5.png (http://imageshack.us)

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5523/158bd55a1qj6.png

[TatcticmanMega]

Thanx for the weapon support but,guys,settle down please.

[TTitan44]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/107/1148b40b65hd4.png

[TatcticmanMega]

Tell us what you're thinkin and it'll make our day!!!

[Kyir]

... eh?

[pils]

:confused:
Who gives a shit?

[Dresicos]

Did they put 2 threads together? Lmao

[Unforgottner]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7172/1108b6803dpz8.png

[Phantom_Ronin]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7172/1108b6803dpz8.png

I agree.

[Toledo 13]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8485/scimixq5.png (http://imageshack.us)

[savanna]

Everybody loves breakfast.Tell whatcha ate and post a picture of it to brag about.Heh i had sausage and eggs.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4316/attid08c1cffdxl9.th.jpg (http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=attid08c1cffdxl9.jpg)


i hate you. stop making threads.

[pils]

Pizza.
Don't worry, it was cold.
Cold pizza is with out a doubt a breakfast.
If its hot then its lunch or dinner... But cold... Its just as much a breakfast as cereal.

[TatcticmanMega]

Savanna stfu and quit bothering me!!!!!
:gun:

[Zephyr]

Pizza.
Don't worry, it was cold.
Cold pizza is with out a doubt a breakfast.
If its hot then its lunch or dinner... But cold... Its just as much a breakfast as cereal.

Its much better than a breakfast cereal.

[Dresicos]

No way, Captain Fucking Crunch is better than cold pizza.

[TTitan44]

No way, Captain Fucking Crunch is better than cold pizza.

Only if it's Crunch N' Berries

[Dresicos]

Thats what I am talking about homie.

[TTitan44]

I got a little Captin in me. (Captin Crunch I mean)

[Dresicos]

Ahoy

[TTitan44]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4119/1128b5e872uy4.png

[steve12]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8485/scimixq5.png (http://imageshack.us)
Yes.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4119/1128b5e872uy4.png
Maybe.




And... who cares about this crap?

[Unforgottner]

And... who cares about this crap?

Me, Toledo and Titan of course.

[pils]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7172/1108b6803dpz8.png

[bobo99]

:*paladin:

[steve12]

Me, Toledo and Titan of course.

I saw you at MB today.

[Lt Maelstrom]

Pizza.
Don't worry, it was cold.
Cold pizza is with out a doubt a breakfast.
If its hot then its lunch or dinner... But cold... Its just as much a breakfast as cereal.
Oh my god, couldn't agree more. I always eat cold pizza for breakfast. =P

[speaker4thedead]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5523/158bd55a1qj6.png

[Lt Maelstrom]

hay guyz

snaep killz dumbeldor lol

[Unforgottner]

I saw you at MB today.

?!

[Lt Maelstrom]

tl;dr

[uniquinous]

http://www.toddsmith.com/prods/images/torches.jpg

it's the upgrade from the old mob torch and pitchfork, combining both into one flaming stabbing frenzy...

[iceman2001]

http://www.toddsmith.com/prods/images/torches.jpg

it's the upgrade from the old mob torch and pitchfork, combining both into one flaming stabbing frenzy...

Mmmmmm.....Marshmellows....

[bobo99]

Cold pizza tastes so bad in my opinion. I don't really like anything cold, just doesn't taste right. All though pizza is my favorite food, I had cereal for breakfast (Corn pops, my favorite cereal).

Ya, I know, boring.

[TatcticmanMega]

I :wub: Sausage N' Eggs
Capt'n C is my favorite cereal :wub:
Pancakes=:wub:
Weapon Siggy :wub:
You fatasses eat pizza for all 3 of your meals????
Eww

[Lt Maelstrom]

I :wub: Sausage N' Eggs
Capt'n C is my favorite cereal :wub:
Pancakes=:wub:
Weapon Siggy :wub:
You fatasses eat pizza for all 3 of your meals????
Eww
No, I don't, dumbass. I stated I like cold pizza for breakfast. Maybe for your small brain that translates into "d00d i eet pisa all da teim". I could understand that.

[Zander]

Closest food consumption period to breakfast = Rum, bbq ruffles, chewy bar.

[Jaymee_]

I didn't eat breakfast.

[*Sanosuke*]

Im anorexic and obese.

[iceman2001]

I didn't eat breakfast.

Thanks, you know I appreciate my women a little on the skinny side. ;)

Im anorexic and obese.
How....ironic?

It's all in the grapefruits and un-buttered popcorn baby.

[*Sanosuke*]

im like smack dab in the middle.

[Lt Maelstrom]

What the hell, did three of this guy's threads just get merged?

[Unforgottner]

They can't do that to TaticmanMega's wonderful thread about us posting weapons from his sig! :mad:

[TTitan44]

They can't do that to TaticmanMega's wonderful thread about us posting weapons from his sig! :mad:

Posting weapons ftw

[Learz]

(From another forum I visit :bigsmile: )

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How Many Forum Posters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb" .... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

19 to point out that we should wait for the lightbulb's developers to provide insight on how to change a lightbulb.

6 more to point out that under the rules, we can change a lightbulb however we damn well please.

and 3 more to argue that "damn" is inflammatory language and in violation of the rules.


AND

One forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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[Jeffery]

0.

Forumers don;t like light.

[S_K_O_F]

That sounds about right.

What is funnier is that I was seeing exactly who on the forum would be posting each of the things.

[Dresicos]

Well this one time, I did change my lightbulb but I was catiousadfasdfasd.

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

So true.. ha

[Deepsea]

It takes Jeffery.

[steve12]

(From another forum I visit :bigsmile: )

================================================== =================
How Many Forum Posters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "lightbulb" .... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

19 to point out that we should wait for the lightbulb's developers to provide insight on how to change a lightbulb.

6 more to point out that under the rules, we can change a lightbulb however we damn well please.

and 3 more to argue that "damn" is inflammatory language and in violation of the rules.


AND

One forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Which forum was this on? I've seen this before I think...

[_Thunder_]

I have been wondering this for a while. What does it take? Not that I want to be one, just wondering what is too much. I don't want people to name names, I just want to know your opinion of one.*Bet somebody is going to say Jeff or Me*

[pils]

_Thunder_

[_Thunder_]

What part of no naming names did you not read?

[Deepsea]

Someone who cares about reputation or constantly posts non-sense through out his posting life.

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

Someone who cares about reputation or constantly posts non-sense through out his posting life.

i dont think its someone who just cares about reputation, but someone who cares excessivley (sp?) about reputation to the point where they start rep boosting and/or asking people to rep them, and things of that nature

[Deepsea]

i dont think its someone who just cares about reputation, but someone who cares excessivley (sp?) about reputation to the point where they start rep boosting and/or asking people to rep them, and things of that nature

excessively <--

[_Thunder_]

i dont think its someone who just cares about reputation, but someone who cares excessivley (sp?) about reputation to the point where they start rep boosting and/or asking people to rep them, and things of that nature

I agree

[Deepsea]

I agree as well, I've companied reputation boosters before..It's just sad how addictive things can be on a online game..

[_Thunder_]

I agree as well, I've companied reputation boosters before..It's just sad how addictive things can be on a online game..

Well, the forum, not so much the game part.

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

Awhile ago, i gave someone my forum pass to help me with my sig, and they ended up getting on my account soley to rep themselves, and neg others...im not gonna say who it was, but you all know him lol

[_Thunder_]

Awhile ago, i gave someone my forum pass to help me with my sig, and they ended up getting on my account soley to rep themselves, and neg others...im not gonna say who it was, but you all know him lol

That's sad. Wow.. what a move..

[steve12]

Someone who cares about reputation or constantly posts non-sense through out his posting life.

i dont think its someone who just cares about reputation, but someone who cares excessivley (sp?) about reputation to the point where they start rep boosting and/or asking people to rep them, and things of that nature

Agreed. People post excessive crap about crap, crap, and more crap just to "boost" their post count as well.


But, for all you people who know you fall into this category, take a step back from all of it and look at how much time you are wasting for a number. ;) In the end, noone cares, so just let the "forum whores" waste their time. It doesn't bother them, so leave 'em alone I guess.

[kingedward]

Ya know, once i got on a ladder and tried to change a lightbulb...and then I fell. So thats a warning...be careful not to fall.

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

That's sad. Wow.. what a move..

yea...i know...needless to say, i was pissed...lol

[_Thunder_]

yea...i know...needless to say, i was pissed...lol

I would be too, especially if they did it JUST to use it for rep.

[steve12]

All the most pathetic threas combined into one! Thanks mods! :p

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

Well...when i did give him my pass, he did help me organize my sig, and i thanked him, but i trusted him enough that i didnt feel the need to change my pass...and one day, i went to rep him for one thing or another, and that box saying u must spread rep around or whatever, but i didnt remember the last time i had repped him...so i went spreading, and a few days later, tried to rep him, and the same box came up...then i got a bunch of revenge negs from random people...and eventually i figured it out

[steve12]

Awhile ago, i gave someone my forum pass to help me with my sig, and they ended up getting on my account soley to rep themselves, and neg others...im not gonna say who it was, but you all know him lol

Someone actually is doing that nowadays, too.

[_Thunder_]

Someone actually is doing that nowadays, too.

Thats pretty sad.

[Unforgottner]

Awhile ago, i gave someone my forum pass to help me with my sig, and they ended up getting on my account soley to rep themselves, and neg others...im not gonna say who it was, but you all know him lol

Dres?! :huh:

[Hydro Cloron]

Dumbledore,

Save your mother's 20$ and go buy yourself 10 chocolate bars...
And a chocolate frog while you're at it...
And a sherbert lemon...
Ooo and one of those pretty golden caramels, wrapped so nicely..

[Shinigami]

When did you start thinking that was okay? -meat

[FreddyAdu23]

anyone else think hydro got hit one 2 many times all of a sudden?

[The Ass]

Guys i have a confession to make. I am not really dumbledore :( I am....




VOLDEMORT!!!!!

SECTUMSEMPRA
Imperio
AVada KEDAVRA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you BE more pathetic?

[Shinigami]

Yeah.
I got a spell for all y'all.

Good Googly Moogly!
Sanford and Son rocks. & so does Grady.
:cool2: