I'm 60 and still a pirate.

[Anarchy_United]

Well, I'm 60, and still a pirate. My Grandson Frylock "Brownbeard" has just finished pirate school. Do you think I should hang up my eye patch and hat? Is it time to call it quits? When do you feel a pirate should retire?

[Kyir]

Any Pirate that lives past 30 isn't doing it right.

[Madnezz]

I am a pirate in training. They calls me Madbeard.

Piracy to the death!

[meat.eater]

Haha. This is so funny. Just fantastic. Really. I'm impressed. Wow. Well done. Amazing. Superb. Nothing like this has ever happened. You're so clever. You're so original. You are a humor beacon.

I wish I was you.

[Zander]

Haha. This is so funny. Just fantastic. Really. I'm impressed. Wow. Well done. Amazing. Superb. Nothing like this has ever happened. You're so clever. You're so original. You are a humor beacon.

I wish I was you.
Haha. This is so funny. Just fantastic. Really. I'm impressed. Wow. Well done. Amazing. Superb. Nothing like this has ever happened. You're so clever. You're so original. You are a humor beacon.

I wish I was you.

[mantis33]

Haha. This is so funny. Just fantastic. Really. I'm impressed. Wow. Well done. Amazing. Superb. Nothing like this has ever happened. You're so clever. You're so original. You are a humor beacon.

I wish I was you.

Me too.

Only without the sarcasm.

[Madnezz]

Me too.

Only without the sarcasm.
Yeah, but only 'cuz Calvin rocks.

[banditto]

This is possibly the dumbest threat on this page.
good job

[xerent]

Any Pirate that lives past 30 isn't doing me.

fixed.