I hate...

[Kyir]

Jehovah's Witnesses. If I don't open the door after the first ring, why would I open in after like, 12?

You?

[VAMP7]

They stopped coming here after i installed the pentagram door bell.

[Kyir]

I was thinking more of a trapdoor over a snakepit.

[VAMP7]

Put smeagol in the pit too. Mabie some tofu and rice crackers :D

[phoenixofflames]

and anything else they cant eat? mayB a hunking pile of pork?

[VAMP7]

thats the jews that hate pork.

[Kyir]

This thread is off track.

...

>.>

[gryph89]

Wanna know how I got rid of mine?

They rang, looking for my mom at like 6 in the morning on a damn sunday, I told them she died. and slammed the door for them opening up old wounds. They never came back.

[Kyir]

Should of told them that she was busy sacrificing goats :D

[mushroom_girl]

I don't hate Jehovah's Witnesses...I just really find it annoying how they come to my door.

One time they actually came around to my backyard and I threatened to call the cops. They have no right to come into my backyard. I haven't really had any come up since.

[gryph89]

Should of told them that she was busy sacrificing goats :D

Or came out in Black Cloaks. And told them we were followers of the Sith Lords, that will keep them guessing for like...a while

[Jaymee_]

I just tell them I'm not interested.. that I love Jesus, and they go away. I remember one time when I was like 10 or 11 years old.. me and one of my friends followed them around town calling out insults as they knocked on doors. They didn't come back to our neighborhood for a really long time. : )

[phoenixofflames]

none of them have ever come to my door. that i can remember.

i like the sith lord idea thoguh :/

[VAMP7]

Or came out in Black Cloaks. And told them we were followers of the Sith Lords, that will keep them guessing for like...a while

Open the doors wide see a bunch of candles and people standing around a skinned goat nailed to a pentagram chanting hail Satan and ask them if they want to join you.:rofl:

[ArcPaladinZero]

Living in the friggin' deepest parts of the south... we don't see much outside to the baptist and methodist world with the exception of one or two catholic churches.

So... not really religiously diverse around these parts. *spits in a can* ;)

[VAMP7]

hahaha +rep

[savanna]

Jehovah's Witnesses.

i want a pair of those

[Jaymee_]

i want a pair of those

Why is it I never understand what you're talking about when you post? = /

[VAMP7]

He understands. It's just meant to confuse which seemed to work in this case.

[*LadyPhantom*]

Hate is such a strong word.

[savanna]

He understands. It's just meant to confuse which seemed to work in this case.

who are you talking about?

Why is it I never understand what you're talking about when you post? = /


haha.
sorry.
i dont make sense half the time to most people.
the only people that really understand how my mind works is like, two people. and they are my best friends. and even then, they dont get half the stuff i say. haha

[VAMP7]

Hate is such a strong word.

and you have really strong B.O.

[savanna]

vamp.
your on a roll!
i wish i could rep you like 7 more times.

[Maverik07]

Stupid people.




And Jehovah's Witnesses.

[*LadyPhantom*]

and you have really strong B.O.

:p

[Kyir]

He understands. It's just meant to confuse which seemed to work in this case.

Giggle.

[Dresicos]

TAO with a passion.

[savanna]

Giggle.

im going to be calling you at like 3 or 4 this morning.

[VAMP7]

call me too. :D

[savanna]

alright.
i will!

[Kyir]

im going to be calling you at like 3 or 4 this morning.

I plan to be up then anyway!

Ha, foiled your plots again!

[Dresicos]

Kyir, I like your user title.

You like newgrounds eh?

[savanna]

hah!
what would YOU be doing up at that hour?

[Dresicos]

Masterbating.

[savanna]

i knew it.

[Kyir]

I was thinking more playing Solitare on my iPod, I CAN'T WIN!!!?1/1!? :X

[Dresicos]

To your picture.

[VAMP7]

hah!
what would YOU be doing up at that hour?

Masterbating.

What all guys and a couple guys do at 3 in the morning. Hey mabie we can have a tao convention at drescos house. Hope you have a big room:bigsmile:

[Dresicos]

Big enough.

[savanna]

maybe..
i shouldnt call you paul
idont wanna talk to you while you were just masturbating
:S

[uniquinous]

savanna, this is why you shouldn't have posted those naked pics of yourself in the actual pictures thread...

[Dresicos]

I just repped Savanna.

[savanna]

savanna, this is why you shouldn't have posted those naked pics of yourself in the actual pictures thread...

what pictures
:eek:

[Kyir]

maybe..
i shouldnt call you paul
idont wanna talk to you while you were just masturbating
:S

No need to be mean D:

[Dresicos]

what pictures
:eek:

My bad.

[savanna]

*glares*
DRES!!

[Dresicos]

I just want to share you with everybody.

[Kyir]

Somehow this thread seems like a reality TV show.

[savanna]

how could you dres?!
I BET YOUR IN ON IT TO, PAUL

[Dresicos]

Savanna, Pual told me you wouldn't care about this.