Last Man On Earth

[S3RO]

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? And everything else on the planet was exactly the same, animals would still be here, but everyone else disappeared and only you were left.

[Kyir]

Ritual Suicide?

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

I would go into the president's office, and do a naked party boy until i died of exhaustion

[steve12]

Go raid all the stores of the best stuff possible and use them until I get bored! Then... suicide.

[Oisin]

Surround myself with cats.

[AlabamaBoy]

Suicide.

I'm lonely enough with people still here.

[The Wild]

I would breed with animals and create a human-beast hybrid. =)

[Kyir]

Suicide.

I'm lonely enough with people still here.

Way to be emo.

[AKGhostGunn3r]

Have a bit of fun, then suicide. No point in living if you're the last person on earth. I mean, who could you have fun with?

[TeXaS LoNgHoRnS]

Yea...seriously...way to kill the mood alabama....

[Oisin]

Cats.

[S3RO]

I dunno, Id be bored. Maybe music would keep me interested in stuff. Cats and dog can keep company. Id watch all the good movies ever made on the big screen. Dunno where I would go from there.

[AlabamaBoy]

Way to be emo.

I'm not emo...


Yea...seriously...way to kill the mood alabama....

Seriously though, that is a really depressing thought.

[Kyir]

I'm not emo...


You were getting pretty close there.

[Dresicos]

But there are still women?

If not then I would probably kill myself sooner or later.

>_> Hey you said man on earth. You never said WOman.

[S3RO]

"What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?"

Requoted for you.

[Dresicos]

Kill myself.

[gryph89]

Well...

Let's see, considering I think about these kind of things :

Rig a system of steroes big enough so that if it was setup in New York, I can hear it in Boston

Ride a boat around for a while

Steal sexy cars

Shoot stuff with dead cop guns

Talk to myself

Tame a lion

hmm....maybe some other stuff...

[Anarchy_United]

Go insane fairly fast.

[AKGhostGunn3r]

Hey man, I just read your signature and looked behind me. I see no anal intruder 200.

[phoenixofflames]

Dude. suicide? C'MON MAN! have some fun! imagine the inventions you could make with ENDLESS things. find a big building next to a zoo, make a fortress out of the big building defended with tennis ball shooters, then let the zoo loose. FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE WOO!!! (carry a shotgun just in case :/)

uh... i like the stealing sexy cars thing. shove a brick on ferrari's gas
then run to your car
and beat it to the nearest lake.

uhhhhh

eat a lot of candy and good food. hell, its all free.

play yourself at chess until you are the master. then go schitzo and tell yourself about it. then agree with yourself. then congradulate yourself. then thank yourself. you get the idea.

lots of possibilities. suicide is stupid. and who cares about clothes =)

[AKGhostGunn3r]

Dude. suicide? C'MON MAN! have some fun! imagine the inventions you could make with ENDLESS things. find a big building next to a zoo, make a fortress out of the big building defended with tennis ball shooters, then let the zoo loose. FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE WOO!!! (carry a shotgun just in case :/)

uh... i like the stealing sexy cars thing. shove a brick on ferrari's gas
then run to your car
and beat it to the nearest lake.

uhhhhh

eat a lot of candy and good food. hell, its all free.

play yourself at chess until you are the master. then go schitzo and tell yourself about it. then agree with yourself. then congradulate yourself. then thank yourself. you get the idea.

lots of possibilities. suicide is stupid. and who cares about clothes =)
True. Just run around naked. =D

[S3RO]

IF you get lonely you can always go to a hospital and take some happy medicine.

[DIGID]

I'd immediately raid the stores for food, refrigerators, and freezers, considering I'd rather not try to get food thats not easy to make. I'd keep doing this until I've got all the food that I can, and then I'd eat that for as long as it lasts.

I'd also probably have some fun with cars and planes.

[Northwind]

If I were the last man on earth, I'd track down Maryanne Gibson from my 11th grade English class and say "I'm here to make good on your promise to me that you said you would fulfill only if I was the "last man on earth."

Ha! She'd be sorry she ever made that promise to me!
(Oh wait. I mean she'd be GLAD that she made that promise.) >.>

[TTitan44]

Probably do a lot of stupid shit. Go to Radio City Music Hall in New York City, have a pre-recorded voice of Roger Goodell saying "With the 1st pick in the 2008 NFL Draft, the Titans draft......" And I would run on stage going crazy.

Like phoenix said, let loose the zoo. But I would have many guns and go hunting.

Crash a lot of shit.

Make many forum accounts and eventually make myself the most popular member on these forums. Also, I would have the highest stats on every server. Cept Legends, since it doesn't exsist.

[New Setup]

But there are still women?

If not then I would probably kill myself sooner or later.

>_> Hey you said man on earth. You never said WOman.

Well, you can have a lot of fun with a female PANDA? :rolleyes:

[Lonely Tylenol]

My "crash stuff" idea was taken... :(

If I was the last person on Earth... Who would harvest food? Sure, lots of food left, but without power (and nobody's generating or managing power) the food would rot.

I guess I would stock up on canned foods, eventually regress to a Robinson Crusoe-like state of existence, grow old and die.

How's that for a mood killer?

[Hugh Junit]

What's with all the suicides? Suck it up, wussies!
The entire world has just been given to you.
I'd move into one of the huge mansions on Lake Washington. A fortress, completely fenced and gated, and with a nice boat docked out front. I'd spend a week loading up on generators, gas, weapons, food, water, clothes and all the medicine and emergency supplies I could find. I'd make sure the house and boat were both stocked.
I'd find a local dog breeder from the phone book, probably Bullmastiffs, and go get about 6 of them to take home.
Then I'd just live. I'd train my dogs. I'd make occasional trips to the big stores and wharehouses for supplies. I'd change out my vehicle whenever I felt like it. I'd create the dream library I've always wanted. I'd plant a garden. I've gone crabbing out in the Sound a few times, so maybe I'd learn to do that.
I'd grow a really long beard. I'd become a crack shot with almost every gun available. I'd definitely start smoking a pipe. I'd collect wine and expensive liquor. I'd start a journal.
If I got really old, or sick, I'd probably take the boat out to kick the bucket at sea. But I'll bet I could hack it for a long, long time.
The rest of you aren't worthy of inheriting the earth!

P.S- Oh, and I'd crash LOTS of shit!

[gryph89]

My "crash stuff" idea was taken... :(

If I was the last person on Earth... Who would harvest food? Sure, lots of food left, but without power (and nobody's generating or managing power) the food would rot.

I guess I would stock up on canned foods, eventually regress to a Robinson Crusoe-like state of existence, grow old and die.

How's that for a mood killer?

Chef Boy ArDee bro...lol

[Elentari]

Uh...

First off, unless a magical sign appeared in front of me saying "You are now the last person to exist on the planet earth" I'd probably spent a looong freaking time looking for other humans.

Once I was pretty worn out with looking and convinced there was no one else out there, I'd get started with all the fun.

First I'd get myself a super fast super awesome car to go around in, then I'd find myself a good home and all that stuff. I'd probably stock up on food and supplies as well. I wouldn't want to set up shop in a mansion or anything - that would just make the loneliness even worse. I mean I'd probably have a mansion or two to keep all my stuff in, but I'd want to live in a small cozy house. I'd laze around doing nothing and playing golf for about a month, then I'd get motivated and start doing the things I've always wanted to do.

I'd start up a little farm to keep alive and fed and whatnot (my diet of healthy food supplemented by twinkies and other indestructibles, of course). I'd find a boat and travel the world, I'd get myself a zoo of animals and pets to keep me company, I'd dedicate dozens of houses to keeping all the books that I find. I'd learn how to do all the things that I didn't have the time for before, and I would run around in the most outlandish clothes I could find.

Of course, the loneliness would eventually get to me and I'd probably commit suicide. But I would spent a lot of time thinking up the perfect way to die (no pain, quick ending, extremely cool, etc). I don't really know how long it'd take me to get to that point, but seeing as I'm a pretty social person I doubt that it'd be more than a couple years. Pets would serve as pretty good companions and help with the loneliness somewhat, but in the end it wouldn't be enough. There's just something about knowing that other humans exist at least -somewhere- in the world, even if they aren't anywhere near you.

[Zander]

Has anyone said anything about living in an airport yet?
That sounds incredibly appealing to me.

[Brahman]

Probably cry for a while until the realization that I would never touch or talk to another human being really sunk in. Then find an area of inhabitance that could realistically sustain me for a quite a while, like a large metropolitan area. I'd have to take care that I had refrigeration and electirical power for the years to come, animals handy for slaughter, vegetables growing for consumption. Would have to very quickly educate myself on replenishing my food, fuel, and power sources. At some point I would settle into practicing deep meditation and seeking out the guidance of God in such a bizarre situation. Get enlightened and open my exalted perception to celestials and other such multi-dimensional beings. Who says that no human beings means the end of conscious and intelligent interaction?

These would be the wiser of choices that I could make.

Of course if I believed in the fear, loneliness, and depression that would very likely arise from such unique anti-social circumstances then suicide would more and more seem a relevant option as the days turned to months and years. :( Boo hoo.

Consider that to a great extent the perception and knowledge you have of yourself and the world around you is fundamentally based upon your interactions with other human beings and that such a radical shift of experience would push you to the edge of your own sanity. This must be the realization one must come to terms with at the moment of knocking on deaths door. Truly, there is only One and you are alone in That. :bigsmile:

[WaCk-HeAd]

Uh...

First off, unless a magical sign appeared in front of me saying "You are now the last person to exist on the planet earth" I'd probably spent a looong freaking time looking for other humans.

I'd spend a loong freaking time looking for other humans even with the magical sign.

I'll do all the stupid stuff like eating awesome things and crash a lot of stuff. But that just gets boring after a little while.

After that, I'd probably go live with bears and fail like that other guy and get eaten.

Oh! I could also go live with gorillas, like that movie. That was sweet.

[Wisher]

hrm..Eat till I die, while watching movies D:

[Forest_Archer]

tame animals into pokemon. and no one would be there to laugh at me.

"squirrel, sand attack"

[Learz]

First, I would locate supplies.
Indulge myself in everything that I've ever wanted to do.
Then spend the next 30 years studying science.
Then clone myself about 50 times.
Then repeat.
:rolleyes:

Actually, has anyone read Mr. Adam?
That'd be an interesting idea... what if every male on eath is rendered sterile... except you.
What would Jesus do? :p


EDIT: BWUAHAHAHA!
tame animals into pokemon. and no one would be there to laugh at me.

"squirrel, sand attack"

"The pidgion uses... POOP ATTACK! NOOO!!!!"
Man, if ANYONE gets where that is from, I will be forever in awe of you.
Totally.
I might post a link later. That was a awesome strip.

[Oisin]

I would study up on in vitro fertilization and create a boy and a girl. I would proceed to raise them, with the object being that they repopulate the world. I would be their God.Lol religion

[AlabamaBoy]

Well, for the sake of creative....

Take my two cats out to my cousins house, build a HUGE wall around the property, and raid fort brag for military weapons. Set up a grid of automated turrets on the wall, drive a hummer with bullet proof glass. Grow my hair out really long and dress like a native american, get a dozen bulldozers and weld them together so that the one in the middle controlled them all, then I would start erasing all traces of humanity. Go to area 51 to see if there were any living aliens, train myself in martial arts until I could fight lions... I would always go around wearing the prototype (future soldier) armor. Play Halo 3, EV Nova, Ninja Gaiden Sigma, play guitar with all of the famous musician's guitars.

I would cry for my loved ones, and write a book about all of my experiances here on Earth. At this point I would transcribe the book in every different language so any future civilizations thta may arise can know of what happened. I would ALWAYS have music playing or recordings of human speech, so I would not go -completly- insane.

I would curse God's name, scream at nothingness... then I would go to a cloning lab, after going to a fertility clinic to get human DNA samples. I would fly a plane to japan and get their information on cloning, and clone a companion. One male and two females. I would make one of them look like someone in particular... and I would try to find her DNA somewhere, probobly from her hairbrush, after sitting on the floor of her room and crying for days.

I would then write my name ALL over the surface of the Earth, put huge pictures everywhere, to proove I was here...

If my cloning didn't work, then I would try until it did. ( I suspect to be in my thirties at this point. )

....

Basicaly stuff like that.

:(

[AlabamaBoy]

I would study up on in vitro fertilization and create a boy and a girl. I would proceed to raise them, with the object being that they repopulate the world. I would be their God.Lol religion

Unless you are a girl that isn't a possibility.

This is most likely a double because I just posted something long... sorry.

[Oisin]

I'd find a way to get my hands on some eggs. Don't judge me.

[S3RO]

Actually after eventual years of research it might be possible to clone a woman from human hair.

[Ächilles]

Cleanse the Earth and burn down our cities.

[AlabamaBoy]

"Cleanse the Earth and burn down our cities."

Agreed.

"...get a dozen bulldozers and weld them together so that the one in the middle controlled them all, then I would start erasing all traces of humanity..."

[Learz]

Actually, I'd put pictures and/or statues of myself all over earth.
That way, when the aliens come, they'll think I ruled the earth. Or was some super smart person. Either that, or I wiped everyone out.
(2 out of 3 ain't bad!)

[tyu]

I'd take all the Ice Cream and eat it all.

[sayter]

theres a GREAT comic series about this sorta thing called The Last Man. difference being, its about a world where all male mammals except for one man and his pet monkey, spontaneously die. Its a great comic, good humor and thought provoking. Check it out:)

[Kyir]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster58750147.jpg

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dur?

[S_K_O_F]

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? And everything else on the planet was exactly the same, animals would still be here, but everyone else disappeared and only you were left.

Die from wounds from some wild animal that had moved into the Urban area I was living in.

[ks5bns]

are u kidding first thing i would do is check on the secret government infromation ? especially the american governemnt check if they building a super weapon check if they covered up alien existence... and hope aliens would save me.. if they didnt i would wonder why "the supreme being " wanted me to be the only one alive. then i would imagine on all the things i missed out on.. then i would probably try to find out if dolphins are intelligent. then i would burn the trees pollute the world to prevent other creatures evolving here.
if i found out that the american government or any other gov had contacted aliens i would try to do the same. i would probably try to get a monkey to smoke pot. and laugh at them.... and try to act superior to the animals

also if the bodies of thehumans werent here i would assume that they were all abducted by aliens.

[Mithrandir]

Read.

[T3km4n]

Mate with myself and finally get that pet lion I always wanted.

[Megabyte]

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? And everything else on the planet was exactly the same, animals would still be here, but everyone else disappeared and only you were left.

start working off those tan lines, decency is for suckers


oh, and prepare for zombie hordes

everyone knows they come out when the people dissapear