Pirates Arrrgh Us

[Unforgottner]

Pirates Arrrgh Us
The newest sensation sweeping the TAO Nation!
http://www.captainslug.com/temp/sci/sea_arrrgh_cross_t.jpg

Ahoy landlubbers! Clan rules can be found HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU) for our English Members
For Icelandic Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmMTopztVlY)
For French Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1RcXVoqr4)
And finally, German Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIUqRgddn4)

Ed sucks. =]

Clan website can be found HERE (www.piratejokes.net), compliments of High Heat. ;)

Arrrrrrgh, we're back. Just look for Captain Hooker on GL.

High Heat is unfunny. There I said it.

[Dresicos]

What does a pirate spread on his toast?
MAAAAARmalade!

[steve12]

HH is the man. And good luck! :rolleyes:

[gryph89]

I didn't click that youtube link. But it better not be the pirate video I showed you! :<

edit : you bastard!

Not even a shoutout for that! :<

[Unforgottner]

And what if it is?!

[gryph89]

*slams fists*

That's it. Prepared to be raided.

[Unforgottner]

Black text ftw.

[gryph89]

Youlasscrackos
Iehateryou.

[Unforgottner]

/expel (Cara_Grystorm is a noob!)

[OFFLINE]

hey, im in this clan!

[*Sanosuke*]

Woot!!!!!!!!!! Im in pirates!

[Hatchet Warrior]

You know, i'd expect this from AU, not you.

[*Sanosuke*]

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!

[Unforgottner]

Hahaha.

[Dresicos]

Lol

[High Heat]

A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously, and to his amazement, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum against the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

Huzzah!

[Dresicos]

Huzzah!

HE POSTS AGAIN!

[High Heat]

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo, who was known throughout the land for his fearlessness in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my Red Shirt!'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock, he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later that day, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''

All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but ten pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants!"

Huzzah!

[steve12]

My grandpa told me that one. He was going to crap his pants... Good one, though!

[Dresicos]

Huzzah!

Lmao

[High Heat]

Clan rules can be found HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU) for our English Members
For Icelandic Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmMTopztVlY)
For French Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1RcXVoqr4)
And finally, German Members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIUqRgddn4)

We are now pleased to provide clan rules in the following formats:
for members and prospective members who are a bit slow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznqXmfrdBk)
for members and prospective members who prefer to learn backwards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHSYGPJcza8)
and
for Finnish members (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTetL-3kPw).

Arrrgh!

[phoenixofflames]

Lol is that the pirate youtube videos? and fix the top lol.

(you need a / in the end quote of unfo)

[Unforgottner]

:wub:

[mantis33]

Won't last. But good luck. :p

[Unforgottner]

YOU won't last!

<-- went there.

[Dresicos]

=o

[Deathly Hallows]

Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee

[High Heat]

YOU won't last!

<-- went there.

Got irony?

[Unforgottner]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040905/touchin-me-balls.gif

[Unforgottner]

I want to bring this back.
SOMEONE GIMME A GOLD!

[KBHoleN1]

Unfo, I take all credit for this, kiss the feet of your muse!

[Unforgottner]

Get a gold on GL.
We'll be co-buccaneers ya scurvy curr..

[Wizzy`]

I want to bring this back.
SOMEONE GIMME A GOLD!

No.

[_Darkness_]

Yes.

[Unforgottner]

WE'RE BACK, BABY!
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1655/piratesrv1.png

Climb aboard!

[Zander]

I forgot I changed it to 40 posts per page last night before I went to sleep. I kept wondering why so many threads had way less pages.

[Zander]

This has really warped my view of things. This is too much for me to handle, I'm going back to 10.
Where are my glasses, dammit?

[Zander]

I just looked under the couch for the first time in like the month.5 they've been missing, & I found them. Really really badly disfigured. :(

[Unforgottner]

I use 30 ppp.

High Heat is grey! But Captain Hooker is on it's way!
AND WE'VE GOT WIZZY!

[Trounce]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040905/touchin-me-balls.gif

Lol

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

[*Sanosuke*]

/enable mutiny

[Rubbish]

That clan name is so Unfo ^^

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Arrrrrgh!

[mino]

Arrrrrgh!

[Unforgottner]

I touch myself.

Errr... arrrrgh!

[-Dape-]

We know.

[Shiznit]

Ninjas are better.

[mino]

Ninjas are better.

No.

[Wizzy`]

Ninjas are better.

No.

Actually, if you put aside favoritism, ninjas would so kick pirates asses.
Freaking, coming down from ceilings and snapping necks..throwing stars, meanwhile pirates have like..one bullet, and a wooden sword..

[*Sanosuke*]

and a wooden sword..

I always have a wooden sword. Does this make me a Pirate? If so. I'm gonna Arrrrrrrgh You.

[Shiznit]

Actually, if you put aside favoritism, ninjas would so kick pirates asses.
Freaking, coming down from ceilings and snapping necks..throwing stars, meanwhile pirates have like..one bullet, and a wooden sword..

Agreed.

Ninjas > Pirates

[Unforgottner]

http://www.captainslug.com/temp/sci/sea_arrrgh_cross_t.jpg

[Zander]

This has really warped my view of things. This is too much for me to handle, I'm going back to 10.
Where are my glasses, dammit?
I found them today!
And that post was a lie, I stayed at 40.

[Unforgottner]

I miss you, High Heat,