Nude Beach Etiquette

[Punishment]

So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I roll over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?

[_Thunder_]

Act confident.

[FreddyAdu23]

dont over stare at the women around u or they "wont like u"

[TTitan44]

Sunglasses help alot. You can look without being considered "creepy", since no one can see where you're looking.

[Hugh Junit]

So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I roll over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?

Luckily, since it's a beach, you should be very close to a large amount of cold water.

[OS-]

Luckily, since it's a beach, you should be very close to a large amount of cold water.

Lol that's true.

[Excaliber]

Ok then...

[Jeffery]

So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I roll over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?
I think the rule of thumb is if you are using the term boner still you are too immature to be on the beach.

[Punishment]

I think the rule of thumb is if you are using the term boner still you are too immature to be on the beach.

I got it from eurotrip :p

[Anarchy_United]

I don't think they would be able to tell whether you are erect or not.

[l2oving Elve]

Luckily, since it's a beach, you should be very close to a large amount of cold water.

Boo-yah. ;)

[The Coder]

I don't think they would be able to tell whether you are erect or not.

No, they've got portable electron microscopes now

[Scorpionz]

Old people go to the nude beach.

[dirka dirka]

Luckily, Puni, for you it wouldn't be a huge problem.

[OFFLINE]

dirka <3

[pils]

Now I see why people call him "puny" and "punis."
It all comes together.

[Unforgottner]

So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I roll over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?

Do like the ostriches do.
Dig a hole and stick your head in the sand.

[Brahman]

So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I roll over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?
Obviously you make yourself useful by offering your towel rack to others. Then again if you are a capitalist you could use your donut holster to sell......well, sell donuts of course! Although at the beach people may be more health and body conscious so you better stick with multi-grain bagels.

[Punishment]

Lol, You guys are kinda lame. Small penis jokes are so last year.

Dirka, At least i can see mine... the fat rolls don't block my view. AU, you're a runner, the flopping about makes yours all chaffey and shrively.

donut holster, nice.

Maybe i should get jelly filled donuts... that would be a good time.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Maybe i should get jelly filled donuts... that would be a good time.

Just remember to towel off when you're done. :)

[dirka dirka]

Lol, You guys are kinda lame. Small penis jokes are so last year.

Dirka, At least i can see mine... the fat rolls don't block my view.

Puni, this entire thread is lame. What did you expect? Serious answers? Gtfo. You tell me my joke about your small unit is lame... and then you call me fat. Wow. Do I need to go on?

[Punishment]

I thought you'd be above the penis jokes by now dirka :p Doesn't matter if it's serious or not -- I was stooping down to your level :p

[Ignition]

If it's something you have to worry about, your too young, inexperienced, and unconfident.

Trust me the Sunglasses as a good call. They are totally great for avoiding awkward eye contact. Trust me, when I should be guarding the kinds in the pool I'm checking out the hotties tanning on the side. But no one is none the wiser because I just keep my face pointed where I should be looking. ;)

[R G]

Luckily, Puni, for you it wouldn't be a huge problem.

So are we to assume that you and Puni have gone to the nude beach a few times....Which begs the question....Why would you be checking out Puni's privates? :bad:

[Cephas]

I think sunglasses wouldn't quite do it. A paper bag might help though. You could always complain impotently (heh) about your recent OD on Viagra... My understanding is that those beaches are a place to relax; you sound like you're a bit too 'stiff' for such a place...

Okay, I had better stop before this post starts 'sagging' its way downhill... :dry:

[stryker]

So are we to assume that you and Puni have gone to the nude beach a few times....Which begs the question....Why would you be checking out Puni's privates? :bad:

I see R G is back at the top of his game.

EDIT: and cephas too.

[Soda]

Insert it into the female specie! :bad:

[cheese steak]

Insert it into the female specie! :bad: Exactly.
Or go for a swim.

[Punishment]

Exactly.
Or go for a swim.

But the water is so damn cold. AHahahha --- That wouln't be good, it would equate to major shrinkage, and then dirkas petty insults may become true :p

Anyways, I'm going down to mexico on a cruise today. I'll be back next weekend, hopefully with some chickletts and a hot latina . :p

[Sodamoeba]

I think Chicklettes is gum. But good luck with the Latinas.

[X~Rogue]

Most likely if a girl is single and on a nude beach, she wants the attention. Just don't ogle too long because that's just creepy! And stay away from the water if it's cold, good god you people give bad advice! Shrivled penis' are not that admirable.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Personally, I'd be slightly more concerned with sun burn. Bad enough certain areas of myself doesn't get enough sun.

Sunburn would limit certain activities, sadly.

[dirka dirka]

Anyways, I'm going down to mexico on a cruise today. I'll be back next weekend, hopefully with some chickletts and a hot latina . :p

That's extremely ironic that when you posted that it was the same day I left for Mexico on a cruise. Fascination?

[Zander]

Luckily, since it's a beach, you should be very close to a large amount of cold water.
Wait wait wait... Are cold showers for morning wood?!

[mantis33]

Did anyone else point out yet that Pun completely ripped this off of Eurotrip?

[Wizzy`]

Luckily, Puni, for you it wouldn't be a huge problem.

hehehe

Did anyone else point out yet that Pun completely ripped this off of Eurotrip?

yes, pun did himself.

And yeah..boners..*chuckle*

[WaCk-HeAd]

No, they've got portable electron microscopes now

Hahaha, this must be the dorkiest sort-of-burn I've ever seen.

Someone get some ice for Punishment!

If it's something you have to worry about, your too young, inexperienced, and unconfident.

Trust me the Sunglasses as a good call. They are totally great for avoiding awkward eye contact. Trust me, when I should be guarding the kinds in the pool I'm checking out the hotties tanning on the side. But no one is none the wiser because I just keep my face pointed where I should be looking. ;)

Wow.

Great call! He truely is young, inexperienced and unconfident. Not like you! Noo, while he's stiffing up, you're checking the ladies, without them knowing (imagine you'll actually have to talk to them, or you know, pick them up) while the kiddos are drowning.

Man, Will Smith's got nothing on you!

Pimp!

[Wizzy`]

^^^
Pwnd

[Lonely Tylenol]

Hahaha, this must be the dorkiest sort-of-burn I've ever seen.

Someone get some ice for Punishment!

Won't that make it shrink even more?

Is that even possible?

[abhimanu]

Pun... can't you pick up women the normal way?

[Jeffery]

Puni can't pick women up the abnormal way either.

[abhimanu]

Think he could get lucky with a farm animal maybe?

[Hugh Junit]

Think he could get lucky with a farm animal maybe?


* Crickets chirping *

[Supersmiley :-)]

Well hope there are whales near by.

There blowholes can be used for more than just breathing.

[KickAssPlaya]

Well hope there are whales near by.

There blowholes can be used for more than just breathing.

Lol. Speaking from experience are we?

[Hoolwath]

* Crickets chirping *

This.


Was.



Awesome.

[Maverik07]

Well hope there are whales near by.

There blowholes can be used for more than just breathing.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/Maverik07/WHALE.jpg

[Blexican]

thanks for the scar.

[Wizzy`]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/Maverik07/WHALE.jpg

I'd tap that.

seriously.

[Jeffery]

I'd tap that.

seriously.
And why not? Your dad did after all.

[Wizzy`]

And why not? Your dad did after all.

I bet he did...I don't really know him.
I mean, I do..He lives in the same house as me and everything. But he's a cocksucker


Oh..wait, are you trying to say thats my mom?

:cray:

[Zander]

:cray:

edit: god damn your edit, wizzy!

[Wizzy`]

:cray:

edit: god damn your edit, wizzy!

Yeah, I tried to say something to make it not look like such a good burn.

But I couldn't think of anything.