Hugh Junit - wtf?

[inked]

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Where is the beer?!
I bet the new guys don't even know about you and beer.
Did your wife ban you from it?
Did your daughters gnaw off your limps so that you could no longer reach?
Do you simply dislike beer now? yeah... right


I was reading old threads, then I looked at your new posts and noticed it was missing.


* slowly reaches for beer *
* slowly passes Hugh beer *

[Wizzy`]

*slowly drinks a beer*

[HorNeT]

Hoy hoy!

[TTitan44]

*Slowly reaches for pingpong ball and throws it in Wizzy's beer*

[Megabyte]

Maybe someone of age should take over the tradition...

[OFFLINE]

i sure hope when im overage im not playing this >.>

[Shinigami]

I don't think so. Someone who loves beer should take over the tradition.

[iceman2001]

I would be honored to take up the responsibility of "TAO Drunkie," but would only do so with Hugh's blessing ;)

[Cephas]

Hugh made a collossal effort to become a teetotaler. The strain was too much on him though, and he gnawed off all of his own limbs in frustration. He was given government support in the form of a monkey that typed for him using a stick, but he ate it too (right after it slowly reached for... you know. He has since discovered the glories of voice recognition software. He's hoping to recover by fathering (metaphorically speaking) a robot which can reach for the beer on his behalf. Once that is accomplished, his tagline will be something along the lines of *slowly tells the computer to activate the robot to slowly pour the beer down my throat*, but don't quote me on that. Teetotaling wasn't good for Hugh... :(

[Shinigami]

Hugh made a collossal effort to become a teetotaler. The strain was too much on him though, and he gnawed off all of his own limbs in frustration. He was given government support in the form of a monkey that typed for him using a stick, but he ate it too (right after it slowly reached for... you know. He has since discovered the glories of voice recognition software. He's hoping to recover by fathering (metaphorically speaking) a robot which can reach for the beer on his behalf. Once that is accomplished, his tagline will be something along the lines of *slowly tells the computer to activate the robot to slowly pour the beer down my throat*, but don't quote me on that. Teetotaling wasn't good for Hugh... :(

I guess that's a pretty good explanation. But who shall take over the tradition for beer passing?

[meat.eater]

We need a forum Wino.

[Shinigami]

I'm a Wino, actually. The person who's house I'm over buys me wine all the time.

[meat.eater]

Actual wine. Not Cooks champagne and Andre.

[Hugh Junit]

I would be honored to take up the responsibility of "TAO Drunkie," but would only do so with Hugh's blessing ;)

In my opinion, Rescorlian was the original "TAO Drunkie". I threw a lot of beer references around, but that dude was hammered half the time he posted ( and probably most of the times he played :cool:). You'll have to get your blessing from him, ice.
I won't stand in your way. Knock yourself out, but for God's sake be careful!

[Megabyte]

Actual wine. Not Cooks champagne and Andre.

*raises trout*
I can fill that role.




And no lightweight drunkies for the new official. I don't want people who are "drunk" every night off their two Corona's or Coor's Light a night and all that. Real drunkards downing good brews is the requirement (and a good number of them). Hard al is accepted as long as it's intermixed with pilsners, ales, lagers, and the rest.

[Lonely Tylenol]

* slowly passes Hugh beer *

Far be it for me to play the part of the master physicist, but wouldn't passing something *slowly* mean that it would most likely travel a very short distance (if at all) before falling to the ground?

:nono:

Anyway, I hereby request Elentari changes the name of this thread to "The Hugh Junit Intervention Thread (with Tylenol)", in keeping with my quest for thread title domination.

[Hoolwath]

You all are making a big fuss out of nothing. There is a part in human's life when the being starts acting mature. In some cases it is before your 18, in some cases it is after 21.

In this case, when your second child is born. This little exception happens not so often and to people who can hardly call themselves intelligent, but we all here learned to take Hugh the way he is.

[nads]

So Hugh, what step are you on? 6, 7?

Keep comin' back it works if you work it!

[Jeffery]

Actual wine. Not Cooks champagne and Andre.
Um. If this forum was a wine, I'd say it would be Mad Dog 20/20.

[Shinigami]

Um. If this forum was a wine, I'd say it would be Mad Dog 20/20.

That stuff is disgusting. Elderberry Wine, Champagne, Brandy, and Port. Now there's the good stuff. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to go drink some over giant bag of Oreos right now. (Hey. We all have our tastes!) :happy:

[Ignition]

I dont remember *passes Hugh beer* I remember more frequently seeing Hugh saying *Passes (insert name here) beer*

Sigh... I remember the day. Hugh was the number 1 supplier of syber beer to the underaged population of TAO. Come to think of it... I think I got my first beer from hugh in like 2004ish. yeah. now I'm of age I should be sliding beer back to him

*returns the favor* "drink up Hugh"

[Megabyte]

You all are making a big fuss out of nothing.

That's an urban myth and you know it.

[ExpectDeath]

Um. If this forum was a wine, I'd say it would be Mad Dog 20/20.

Mad Dog is DISGUISTING.

[Shinigami]

Um. If this forum was a wine, I'd say it would be Mad Dog 20/20.

That stuff is disgusting.

Mad Dog is DISGUISTING.

See a pattern?

[Wizzy`]

*returns the favor* "drink up Hugh"

...
Why did you put that in quotes?
and since when the hell are you 21!


-_-
im guessing you don't have to be 21..