2012

[death rico]

the world will end on december 21st 2012. the chinese calander stops there. and the mayain(sp?) calender stops there too. all the planets will align which will cause all of nature to get screwed up. the sun will be freaking out and will set the earth on a different axis. then all the valcanos will erupt due to the axis. then that would also cause tsunamis,tornados,quakes.
THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE TRUE(not a joke)

the world is gonna end in 5 years...what are we gonna do.

[Kyir]

the world will end on december 21st 2012. the chinese calander stops there. and the mayain(sp?) calender stops there too.

The Mayan also thought the the blood of the sacrificed fed their gods and gave them the strength to lift the sun anew each day.

You're just wrong.

[gryph89]

And while the world is thrown into chaos, I'll be in my house eating a klondike bar watching the news laughing at the idiots.

[Tama Drummer]

I'm not chinese or mayan. My calender keeps going.

[Kyir]

i read it in a book.~rico

It must be true then?

Rite?

Rite?

I read that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will protect me from the inevitable disaster with his noodly appendages.

[death rico]

dude i read it and a SCIENTIST made the book. i dont read child books like u do kyir.

[Worker]

It must be true then?

Rite?

Rite?

I read that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will protect me from the inevitable disaster with his noodly appendages.

I have a sneaky suspicion they dont appreciate the Flying Spagetti Monster.


dude i read it and a SCIENTIST made the book. i dont read child books like u do kyir.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare

[Kyir]

dude i read it and a SCIENTIST made the book.

Well.

My book was created through my God's diving inspiration.

http://www.venganza.org/

Eat. It.

[death rico]

wtf! a flying speghetti monster church.. lmao..

[Kyir]

wtf! a flying speghetti monster church.. lmao..

I guess you've seen the error of trusting scientists and their silly books.

[death rico]

I guess you've seen the error of trusting scientists and their silly books.
scientists? those werent scientists. those people were messed up. there is no such thing as a spaghetty monster. but the world ending can accually happen.

[Jeffery]

The calender you use is also off 2 years. So in reality your world should end in three years. If you're stupid enough to believe it is going to end on a magical date.

[Tama Drummer]

there is no such thing as a spaghetty monster.

How do you know?


but the world ending can accually happen.

How do you know?

[Kyir]

How do you know?




How do you know?

A scientist said so!

scientists? those werent scientists. those people were messed up. there is no such thing as a spaghetty monster. but the world ending can accually happen.

Don't make fun of my religion!

[Worker]

A scientist said so!
THE BIBLE SAID IT FIRST!

[death rico]

How do you know?




How do you know?

have u ever been hit by a random slice of noodle or meat from the sky?

and the other one is.there could be nuclear wars,blowing up the earth and killing everyone. global warming. and the sun will eventually burn out in 5000 years. i dont want the world to die but it eventually will..sadly

[Worker]

You're just saying things to get a rise out of people right?

:dry:

For your sake I hope thats the case.

[Kyir]

THE BIBLE SAID IT FIRST!

Nou.

And yes, noodles do fall out of the sky.

[Jeffery]

have u ever been hit by a random slice of noodle or meat from the sky?

and the other one is.there could be nuclear wars,blowing up the earth and killing everyone. global warming. and the sun will eventually burn out in 5000 years. i dont want the world to die but it eventually will..sadly
You didn;t say eventually. You've declared it will end in 2012, on December 31st.

There is no eventually included when you name a date.

And the FSM is as provable as God is.

[death rico]

i was refering to if it didnt die 2012.

[pils]

have u ever been hit by a random slice of noodle or meat from the sky?

and the other one is.there could be nuclear wars,blowing up the earth and killing everyone. global warming. and the sun will eventually burn out in 5000 years. i dont want the world to die but it eventually will..sadly

How dare you question the abilities and/or extent of truth that is FSM.
In the same way that it would be unacceptable to ask a Christian to prove that their god exists, or a Hindu if they have ever seen Shiva, it is equally outrageous and offending to say that the only way to prove FSM is real is by physical evidence.

[Tama Drummer]

have u ever been hit by a random slice of noodle or meat from the sky?

What the hell does that have to do with whether or not FSM exists or not?


and the other one is.there could be nuclear wars,blowing up the earth and killing everyone. global warming. and the sun will eventually burn out in 5000 years. i dont want the world to die but it eventually will..sadly

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7803/picture3iq9.jpg

[Jeffery]

i was refering to if it didnt die 2012.
How could it not die, when you've declared it must die because of soemthing you think you saw?

[death rico]

i honestly dont care about my rep,neg me all u want you know im right.

it will die on 2012

[Kyir]

i honestly dont care about my rep,neg me all u want you know im right.

it will die on 2012

You should just kill yourself now.

[Unforgottner]

Teach me Kyir.
Teach me to kick ass much ass as you.

[death rico]

i dont listen to retards who belive in FSM.

[Zander]

Get with the times, nub. The world ended at the year 2000.

[Kyir]

i dont listen to retards who belive in FSM.

Yet believing the world will end in 2012 is perfectly plausible.

[death rico]

Yes.

[Kyir]

Yes.

I wish I was half as mentally damaged as you, it would make life easier.

[death rico]

I wish I was half as mentally damaged as you, it would make life easier.

im not mentally challenged for reading a book and then posting it. your just acting like an ass to make yourself feel better.

[pils]

i dont listen to retards who belive in FSM.

I suppose its a good thing I believe in FSM... And I do not belive in anything...

[death rico]

ur not a retard tho ;)

[Kyir]

im not mentally challenged for reading a book and then posting it.

101 Worst Conceived Lies Ever?

#62: The world is in fact, flat. You have been lied to.

[bludhoundz]

There have been "end of the world" theories ever since people existed.

You surprised that we made it through June 6th 2006? I'm not..

According to a lot of other legends like that, the world was supposed to have ended already. There have been many natural disasters which can be associated with the ones leading up the apocalypse, but there haven't been 5 or 10 or however many, there have been like thousands (which means, yet again, that our world should have ended if this stuff was true).

The world will end when it ends. FYI: The sun will take millions, and probably billions of years to blow up, not 5,000.

[MicSpor]

My science teacher said 10 billion years. I don't really care in 10 billion years.

Rico = wrong

[gryph89]

Even if it does blow up. I forgot the exact number, but light actually takes a certain number of years to physically reach the earth. So we'd have a good amount of time to think of something :P lol

[death rico]

There have been "end of the world" theories ever since people existed.

You surprised that we made it through June 6th 2006? I'm not..

According to a lot of other legends like that, the world was supposed to have ended already. There have been many natural disasters which can be associated with the ones leading up the apocalypse, but there haven't been 5 or 10 or however many, there have been like thousands (which means, yet again, that our world should have ended if this stuff was true).

The world will end when it ends. FYI: The sun will take millions, and probably billions of years to blow up, not 5,000.


bout time someone says something right.

yeah i was just saying 5,000 as an example.

[bludhoundz]

Even if it does blow up. I forgot the exact number, but light actually takes a certain number of years to physically reach the earth. So we'd have a good amount of time to think of something :P lol

8 minutes, from the sun.

It's only years from far away stars.

[death rico]

Rico = wrong

im not wrong the earth will end eventually.

[Kyir]

bout time someone says something right.

yeah i was just saying 5,000 as an example.

You're still wrong.

And eventually is not 2012.

[gryph89]

8 minutes, from the sun.

It's only years from far away stars.

stupid 1980's school textbooks IS FILLED WITH A WEB OF LIES

[Kyir]

stupid 1980's school textbooks IS FILLED WITH A WEB OF LIES

No wai?

[Learz]

Time to weigh in:


and the other one is.there could be nuclear wars,blowing up the earth and killing everyone. global warming.

*cough cough*
There could be aliens watching you, too!
That could also happen tomarrow, as well!

i honestly dont care about my rep,neg me all u want you know im right.

it will die on 2012

And your proof is...? Oh yes, a scientist. Just one? And if he says it's true, it's true, right? Because he's a scientist? And all scientists are right? And they never disagree on anything? So if one scientist says the world ends in 2012, then ALL scientists in the world say so!
WOW! You should tell people about this! Nobody knows! Oh Em Eff Gee!

To be honest, I literally can find a scientist who can back up any claim. So you need some better proof.

i dont listen to retards who belive in FSM.

*snicker* That is soooo ironic.

im not wrong the earth will end eventually.

Depending on which scientists you talk to, the Earth could die tomorrow or 78,847,844,172,774 years from now. So, yes, technically, you are right. The Earth will end eventually.

-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-

Now, listen:
1) You have no proof.
2) No one cares.
3) Even if it's true, what are we going to do about it?
4) Don't walk down any dark alleys soon.


On a related note: are you wearing your tin hat? The aliens could be controlling your mind!

Also, go away.


Come to think of it, stay away too.


Oh, and.... if the Earth DOES blow up in 2012 and kills us all, feel free to say "TOLD YOU SO!"

[death rico]

wow dont u feel special u just said what everyone else just said but in 1 post.

by the way theres like 20 scientists not 1.

aliens could kill us too.

learz dont post here ever. EVER.

[monkus]

Allow me to clear some things up.
The world is not going to end. Anytime soon. The human race might die out. Oh for sure. We do a lot of stupid things that are probably going to get us killed. But the world, well, Mother Earth has been around for billions of years, and she's pretty good at surviving. We might change her a little, but she'll be okay. Nothing that a few million years of sleep won't clear up.

[Mordecai]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:bad::bad::bad::bad:

[Kyir]

by the way theres like 20 scientists not 1.


Oh wow!

So, no Global Warming either?

[Realist]

Want to bet?

[The Coder]

Mayan Calender started 4000 BC. Never heard it to be true about the Chinese calender.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I think amish donkey has made it very clear several years ago about how the world is going to end.

[Duplicity]

I thought this was a thread about the 2012 Summer Olympics in London ;) I knew the logo was bad, but I didn't know it was bad enough to end the world.

By the way, the world ended yesterday. Everything you see is a figment of your imagination.

[A-99]

lolz, the world aint gonna end. Rico you can't just think that cuz one scientist or even 20 said so. learn to think for yourself and ask, does that sound remotely possible? if we're gonna die within 5 years its cuz some meteor is gonna hit us or something, but i doubt that.

[Wisher]

Just cause something is written on paper doesn't mean it's true.

That's kinda like saying 2+2=Lemons

[Kyir]

Just cause something is written on paper doesn't mean it's true.

That's kinda like saying 2+2=Lemons

It's on the Internet, so it must be true.

[A-99]

lol.

[Wisher]

You came online just to post that.
Bravo.

[death rico]

everything on the internet is true ;) except the FSM..

[Tama Drummer]

everything on the internet is true ;) except the FSM..

Prove to me that FSM isn't real.

[death rico]

k he is real. now that i think about it . he is real! omg hes at my window!!!!!!!!

[Jeffery]

That is nothing.

Just imagine how many times he's been in your bathroom while you were taking a shower.

[Wisher]

everything on the internet is true ;) except the FSM..

....LOL.... Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok.

Neopets exist and roam neopia. It can happen. That doesnt make it a true statement, it can happen it's not TRUE.

[death rico]

O_O omgzorz!

[Megabyte]

edit: it's midnight, and I clicked the wrong button, ignore this

[Jeffery]

edit: it's midnight, and I clicked the wrong button, ignore this
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

[Lonely Tylenol]

If the world's going to end in 2012, how will Marty McFly ever make it to 2015?

How will the prophecy in Rush's 2112 ever be fulfilled?

How will we ever make it out of Iraq in time?

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP!?

The world may never know!

[Learz]

wow dont u feel special u just said what everyone else just said but in 1 post.

by the way theres like 20 scientists not 1.

aliens could kill us too.

learz dont post here ever. EVER.


Do you not get it?
1000+ scientists say Evolution is true. 1000+ scientists say Creation is true. Who's right?

20+ scientists say the world will end in 2012. 20+ scientists say it won't. Who's right?

Again, please read my post:

1) You have no proof.
2) No one cares.
3) Even if it's true, what are we going to do about it?

Just because I'm saying something you don't want to hear doesn't make it not true.

*EDIT*
learz dont post here ever. EVER.

Or what?

[death rico]

sure scientists disagree but its never an exact number.. there is probably 54 scientists saying it will and 33 saying it wont.

[Kyir]

sure scientists disagree but its never an exact number.. there is probably 54 scientists saying it will and 33 saying it wont.

Because the other scientists in the world have no opinions on this topic.

[Learz]

sure scientists disagree but its never an exact number.. there is probably 54 scientists saying it will and 33 saying it wont.

So, in your professional opinion, whichever side has more scientists is correct?

*snicker*

[Wisher]

Kinda like you were saying..

George bush won the election for president because more people voted for him. Does that make him right for president?.

[pils]

Just because I'm saying something you don't want to hear doesn't make it true.


Exactly. :rolleyes:
Kinda like you were saying..

George bush won the election for president because more people voted for him. Does that make him right for president?.

More people didn't vote for him his first election....

[MicSpor]

How would a CALENDER, SCIENTIFICALLY prove the world is ending...

[pils]

How would a CALENDER, SCIENTIFICALLY prove the world is ending...

Easy. A scientist makes the calender.

[***Duo***]

How would a CALENDER, SCIENTIFICALLY prove the world is ending...

They're basing it off the assumption that the people who wrote the calender are credible in many other aspects.

It's pretty stupid, but hey, if I die in 2012, you can have the last laugh.
(Assuming you're not dead as well.)


-Duo

[Kyir]

They're basing it off the assumption that the people who wrote the calender are credible in many other aspects.


The Mayan also thought the the blood of the sacrificed fed their gods and gave them the strength to lift the sun anew each day.

...

[pils]

Eh, it would be pretty cool...
Considering we wouldn't all die in an instant, and it would take some time for the world to end, there would be at LEAST a few days of utter chaos.
And in that time period I could certainly fulfill some dreams. :)

[***Duo***]

...

Sorry, I didn't care enough to read half the thread.


-Duo

[Learz]

Exactly. :rolleyes:


Corrected it.
>.>
Hey, I had just gotten up!

Besides, the Mayans knew what they were doing when they unwittingly predicted the end of the world. They also thought you could cure leprosy by eating clay, too.

[Hugh Junit]

"Lord, what fools these mortals be."- Billy Shakespeare

[speaker4thedead]

Hugh has spoken, we shall live!

[Jeffery]

"Lord, what fools these mortals be."- Billy Shakespeare
Except that Shaky never said that, he just took credit for it. Damn Playjariss.

[AlabamaBoy]

Reality isn't determined by a man-made way of defining the steady decay of existance.

Go be a moron somewhere else.

[Liquid Swordsman]

at least all the minorities will be gone by then

[Realist]

It's been almost exactly a year since you were banned.

Don't know what to make of that.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Let's hope I don't have to have a 3rd perma ;p

i'll keep the cursing and stuff to an absolute minimum

[Realist]

heh

I'm just reminiscing.

You know you're my favorite poster.

[Liquid Swordsman]

sometimes, you just needa cuss someone out though you know?

too bad the last time that happened it was Max I was cussing out, and I got a fat ban ; (

heh

I'm just reminiscing.

You know you're my favorite poster.


<3

[Realist]

Less cussing out is the solution to only a couple of problems in life.

[Liquid Swordsman]

too bad it's not the solution of exterminating the vermin who have overrun these forums

I guess I'll have to find a different way

[Jeffery]

too bad it's not the solution of exterminating the vermin who have overrun these forums

I guess I'll have to find a different way
I would suggest driving to Texas, emailing pictures of each state you enter, and burning down their trailer.

It is, afterall, the only true way to "get" someone on the internet.

[Liquid Swordsman]

second thought, i'll just keep swearing

:p

[death rico]

the Mayans knew what they were doing when they unwittingly predicted the end of the world.


they didnt PREDICT it it ENDED there. and about the clay thing.. what if it does? do u know?

[Oisin]

I READ BOOKS!

im smarts naow, rite?

[death rico]

yes u are very smarts now. just re read this whole thread and ull get smartser.

[Kyir]

they didnt PREDICT it it ENDED there. and about the clay thing.. what if it does? do u know?

It doesn't.

[pils]

I just read a book that said the world ISN'T going to end in 2012.
I guess that means its not...

[Asianpride55]

of all the years why 2012 if the planet is millions of years old i guarantee that it'll survive a couple of 1000's of years...

[death rico]

mm u read a book that fast? as soon as u saw my thread u ran straight to the library.

liar!

EDIT: this was ment for pils

[pils]

It was a picture book, a lot like the one that you probably read.

[death rico]

its accually titled 2012 and it has more then 100 pages..

[Zander]

its accually titled 2012 and it has more then 100 pages..
That's a mighty big picture book.

[death rico]

yeah it took me forever to look at all the pictures. about...10 minutes.. phew that made me start to cry by page 60

[pils]

its accually titled 2012 and it has more then 100 pages..

I take it each fold counts as a page, for those big pictures that fold out.

[death rico]

yeh it takes up my whole arm length to see the earth getting pummled by sun.closing it is the hard part.

[mino]

Rico, the world will end, we know it... with global warming etc...

but not 2012! but if it does end on 21st dec. 2012 i'll be drunk

[Smilez]

the world will end on december 21st 2012. the chinese calander stops there. and the mayain(sp?) calender stops there too. all the planets will align which will cause all of nature to get screwed up. the sun will be freaking out and will set the earth on a different axis. then all the valcanos will erupt due to the axis. then that would also cause tsunamis,tornados,quakes.
THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE TRUE(not a joke)

the world is gonna end in 5 years...what are we gonna do.


Jesus said we would not know the day non the hour of the world ending so i think i'm going to beleive the son of God instead of something human made.

[death rico]

mino did u read the first post? it says dec 21st 2012. not jan 1st 2012..

i bealive in god too.but science predicts it will happen on this day. consider its armaggadon,the world would end.

[Blexican]

Jesus said we would not know the day non the hour of the world ending so i think i'm going to beleive the son of God instead of something human made.

imaginary character...

true life people...

ya i see your logic.

[lthlinjction]

...what are we gonna do.

Mingle.

[gryph89]

Mingle.

or...

demonic rock offs in the street.

[lthlinjction]

or...

demonic rock offs in the street.

Wanna start a riot?

[gryph89]

Wanna start a riot?

Flamethrowers allowed?

[LoSt SouL]

and they say legends forums gets off-topic=P they should come here=]

[lthlinjction]

Flamethrowers allowed?

Yea, we'll steal TVs and incriminate black people all day!

[gryph89]

and they say legends forums gets off-topic=P they should come here=]

we only stary off topic of the topic is not interesting. Which is about 91% of these topics.

;)

[lthlinjction]

we only stary off topic of the topic is not interesting. Which is about 91% of these topics.

;)

Dude, get up with the times. This forum got owned by brs.

[Kyir]

i bealive in god too.but science predicts it will happen on this day. consider its armaggadon,the world would end.

Only if you're retarded.

The human race may die out, but there are very few things that could happen that would destroy the Earth its self.

[lthlinjction]

Only if you're retarded.

The human race may die out, but there are very few things that could happen that would destroy the Earth its self.

Meh, give it a billion years.

[Kyir]

Meh, give it a billion years.

The only thing that is likely of happening in the Sun going supernova.

And yeah, multiple billions of years.

[Learz]

its accually titled 2012 and it has more then 100 pages..

Is the cover blue? I might have read that when I was 8....
:dry:

I also noticed that you dodged my question.
:dry:

[death rico]

im pretending ur not here learz.;)

[Learz]

Lol!
:allok:

[Liquid Swordsman]

The world will end once the nothing reproduces with his new husband. he will be the first male to ever have a baby out of his anus, and this will cause a ripple in time, which ultimately causes the earth to just...dissapear.

[lthlinjction]

The world will end once the nothing reproduces with his new husband. he will be the first male to ever have a baby out of his anus, and this will cause a ripple in time, which ultimately causes the earth to just...dissapear.

We shall become a (his) black hole.

[dirka dirka]

the world is gonna end in 5 years...what are we gonna do.

the words... lots of sex... come to mind

[MicSpor]

If the Mayans were so good at predicting why are they all dead.

[Megabyte]

If the Mayans were so good at predicting why are they all dead.

don't be silly, logic and internet don't mix

[R G]

the world will end on december 21st 2012. the chinese calander stops there. and the mayain(sp?) calender stops there too. all the planets will align which will cause all of nature to get screwed up. the sun will be freaking out and will set the earth on a different axis. then all the valcanos will erupt due to the axis. then that would also cause tsunamis,tornados,quakes.
THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE TRUE(not a joke)

the world is gonna end in 5 years...what are we gonna do.


Big deal a Mayan and Chinese calander stop on 12/21/12...Let's say you are the head calendar maker for your civilization in in the year 500 BC or there abouts.

You have carved out over 2500 different years....30000 months...890000 days of the year. As a carver of the calander on stone don't you think you have gotten pretty far ahead to carry the civilization out through out the years?

I think the poor bastards were just tired and quit. They died in some ironic twist of fate and both of these two calanders ended on the same date and no one else finished adding more dates. Now the Mayan society will not need to have anyone pickup the ole stone carver tools since that civilization ended....but just maybe the Chinese will get someone to finish the damn calendar and make it longer.

Who knows maybe the secret to life is carving dates on a stone? :rolleyes:

[death rico]

If the Mayans were so good at predicting why are they all dead.

women werent puttin ;)

maybe the carvers god told him it stopped on this day. therefore our god told him to end the world on 12\21\12. same with the chinese.

[lthlinjction]

maybe the carvers god told him it stopped on this day. therefore our god told him to end the world on 12\21\12. same with the chinese.

Lol.

These forums get more and more funny every day.

[Jeffery]

Actually, the calender doesn;t end on that day. That particular long-cycle ends on the solstice. Which occurs on that date. But the long-cycles automatically repeat. So anyone knowing the original working of the cycles can simply predict the next long-cycle to occur.

But like any calender that is written down, you stop writing at the end of whatever pattern you use at some point. For instance, a lot of computers stop at the year 2099. Does this mean the computer manufacturers predict the world is ending at that time??
My calender for this year ends on January 31st, 2008. Does that mean the printer predicted the end of the earth at that time???

[-Dape-]

Could i ask...has anyone seen god?

If they haven't...why believe in him?

Untill i see the cunt i'll believe in him, untill then...stfu.

God told these guys to stop the calendar on that date? ...where is god now? Look at what i wrote above...

[Liquid Swordsman]

Could i ask...has anyone seen god?

If they haven't...why believe in him?

Untill i see the cunt i'll believe in him, untill then...stfu.

God told these guys to stop the calendar on that date? ...where is god now? Look at what i wrote above...

I didn't believe you had 2 gay fathers, but then I saw them and it all came together quite nicely.

[-Dape-]

I didn't believe you had 2 gay fathers, but then I saw them and it all came together quite nicely.

And you wonder why you aren't liked either?

How retarded are you...

Not loved by your mother and father are you?

Wanna argue pm me, i really wanna insult you.

[MicSpor]

I like LS. You lose.

[Liquid Swordsman]

And you wonder why you aren't liked either?

How retarded are you...

Not loved by your mother and father are you?

Wanna argue pm me, i really wanna insult you.

When did I wonder why I wasn't liked? If I'm not liked I obviously know the reason, I call out every on the time on how stupid or gay they are. It's just what I've been doing since I came to this place.

And no I don't want to argue in pms, then everyone can't see the retarded comebacks that you have, and I want people to be able to laugh at you.

[-Dape-]

When did I wonder why I wasn't liked? If I'm not liked I obviously know the reason, I call out every on the time on how stupid or gay they are. It's just what I've been doing since I came to this place.

And no I don't want to argue in pms, then everyone can't see the retarded comebacks that you have, and I want people to be able to laugh at you.

It looks like people are laughing at you...not with you, read the other threads, get out more.

[lthlinjction]

And you wonder why you aren't liked either?

How retarded are you...

Not loved by your mother and father are you?

Wanna argue pm me, i really wanna insult you.

Says who?

And bring that argument into public, I wanna see LS own you.

[-Dape-]

Says who?

And bring that argument into public, I wanna see LS own you.

It'll be very funny to watch him try.

[lthlinjction]

It'll be very funny to watch him try.

It's by far easier to make fun of someone who has an IQ of less than a rock than someone who doesn't smoke weed every day of their lives.

[-Dape-]

It's by far easier to make fun of someone who has an IQ of less than a rock than someone who doesn't smoke weed every day of their lives.

I guess making fun of him will be very easy then if his IQ is less then a rocks.

[lthlinjction]

I guess making fun of him will be very easy then if his IQ is less then a rocks.

Congratulations.

You failed the class.

[Liquid Swordsman]

I guess making fun of him will be very easy then if his IQ is less then a rocks.

wow dape, you're so stupid. honestly, I don't even have to post anything, whenever you say something I just laugh. Honestly, I just laugh

[-Dape-]

wow dape, you're so stupid. honestly, I don't even have to post anything, whenever you say something I just laugh. Honestly, I just laugh

I laugh at you...not your comments.

[Liquid Swordsman]

I laugh at you...not your comments.

Whoa whoa whoa, ouch dape. Come on now, don't get so personal. You want me to go into a deep depression and kill myself? Cause that's what's going to happen if you keep insulting me so badly. I'll carve "dape made me do it" right into my wrist, then slowly bleed to death.

Then your two gay paramedic fathers can come and bring me back to life, only to see that their bastard son is the reason why I tried to kill myself.

What a gloomy day in the life of all TAOers

[death rico]

lmao im starting to like this thread now ;)

im rooting for ls cuz hes funnier. and dape is funny to see struggling to make good comebacks

[Liquid Swordsman]

lmao im starting to like this thread now ;)

im rooting for ls cuz hes funnier. and dape is funny to see struggling to make good comebacks

:cool:

[Learz]

/wonders who is going to get banned first

Hey! That's it!
Have a contest to see who gets banned first!

That way the mods can ban you both and we can get on with our lives....
:dry:


I'm rooting for LS too!
LS LS HE's OUR MAN!
IF HE CAN'T DO IT, ANYONE CAN!!!

>.>

[AlabamaBoy]

I'll be the guy dressed like this: http://www.rangermade.us/graphics/2020prototype.jpg, when the world ends...

WHICH, it will not, in the year 2012.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Nah, LS knows the bounderies by now. He'll get banned after dape if either of them do happen to get banned.

[death rico]

dude that thing pwns.. it looks like a black sparten

[Hatchet Warrior]

You wanna touch it, don't ya?

[death rico]

i want the gun O_o

[Red Fire]

dude i read it and a SCIENTIST made the book.

Scientist also thought the world was flat, and that planets revolved around the Earth ... I myself believe the world will end, when Jeffery stops posting on these forums :p

EDIT: Also the key words there are "A SCIENTIST" ... how many scientist are actually in this world?

[Liquid Swordsman]

I wasn't even cursing...:rolleyes:

[FreddyAdu23]

The world was going to end in the year 2000 remember that?

[Forest_Archer]

I'll be the guy dressed like this: http://www.rangermade.us/graphics/2020prototype.jpg, when the world ends...

WHICH, it will not, in the year 2012.

that guy looks almost hardcore except for the plastic leg-armor and moonboots.

[Northwind]

I don't know whether the world's gonna end in 2012 or not, but I definately think I'm gonna have another piece of pie.

Just in case.

[Jeffery]

But what if it is a lack of pies to bribe the aliens to not blow up the world that ends the world???
Your extra piece could cause worldwide destruction.

[Wisher]

Maybe these aliens don't want North's flavored pie. What flavored pie is it north?

[rabbi]

The world was going to end in the year 2000 remember that?

I remember that...and then a world wide black out happened and everyone thought the world would end then also. I, personally believe the world will end...but when we least expect it...

[Megabyte]

I don't know whether the world's gonna end in 2012 or not, but I definately think I'm gonna have another piece of pie.

Just in case.

3 words...

triple choclate meltdown


3 more...

only at applebee's

[Red Fire]

3 words...

triple choclate meltdown


3 more...

only at applebee's

1 word...

Hospital

I will change my answer to the world will end when Jeff's post make sense to me ;)

[Jeffery]

It's easy to understand.

Aliens are coming.

Aliens are threatening to destroy the earth.

Unless they are given pie.

But Northy ate the pie.

Aliens don't get what they want.

Aliens destroy the earth.

Northy just got the world blowed up.

[Learz]

Maybe we could cut a deal with them.... ya'know, give them Northy, they nuke China....

And to seal the deal, we could throw in Jeffery!

[Jeffery]

What makes you rhink i am not the one bringing them here to begin with?

[Learz]

That would mean... we could give them serg?

[Jeffery]

I'm pretty sure the brainsucking aliens already claimed him.

[Learz]

Ehh... I won't say that. It might get me banned.
:p

Anyway... I'm sure we could buy them off somehow.

Or how about we give them this forum address and they can laugh themselves silly at the morons on here....?

[Jeffery]

But they know that smarter animals taste better, and would realise how horrible the people on the forums taste.

[Learz]

Alright alright, how about this:
We time the aliens arrival to 2012, so when they drop into orbit, the Earth explodes.

That way, they will all be dead!
(and so will we, but I don't have time for little details now!)

[Jeffery]

Alright alright, how about this:
We time the aliens arrival to 2012, so when they drop into orbit, the Earth explodes.

That way, they will all be dead!
(and so will we, but I don't have time for little details now!)
We already established the world ended in the year 2000, which was actually 2002, which means it ended in 1998 instead.
But, like the FF movie, we just never realised it has ended yet, and continue to exist on an ethereal plain.

[Learz]

Computer glitches killed the world? I must have missed that one.

Ah well, a beer or two and no one will care about the aliens.

[Megabyte]

Computer glitches killed the world? I must have missed that one.

Ah well, a beer or two and no one will care about the aliens.

Way ahead of yah,


and for the glitches understanding, just picture someone from these forums designing security for missile launch silos and it all sorta comes into focus.

[Learz]

Way ahead of yah,


and for the glitches understanding, just picture someone from these forums designing security for missile launch silos and it all sorta comes into focus.

Hmmm.... this calls for 3 beers!

[Northwind]

But what if it is a lack of pies to bribe the aliens to not blow up the world that ends the world???
Your extra piece could cause worldwide destruction.
You know, for some reason, I completely neglected to consider the possibility that the aliens might want the piece of pie that I ate. I wonder why that would be. :dry:
Maybe these aliens don't want North's flavored pie. What flavored pie is it north?
I'm partial to a fruit pie. Like maybe a peach crumb. Or course, you can't go wrong with a dutch apple. I also like those Tollhouse pies, but those are really just cookies dressed up to look like a pie. Kind of like a cross-dressing cookie. But still, tasty.
3 words...

triple choclate meltdown


3 more...

only at applebee's
You know, if the world were gonna end, I wouldn't choose the chocolate pie. I mean, I like a chocolate silk pie now and again, but the triple chocolate meltdown sounds too . . . well, chocolatey. Sometimes too chocolatey is kind of overwhelming for me. Plus, if they serve it at Applebee's it's also gonna have some chicken in it. They stick chicken in every damn dish they serve. I swear, I once had a glass of ice tea there that they put chicken in.
Maybe we could cut a deal with them.... ya'know, give them Northy, they nuke China....

And to seal the deal, we could throw in Jeffery!
Something tells me that the aliens are not gonna be interested in ol' Northy. I mean, even my own family can barely stand the sight of me. If I were an alien who had travelled hundreds of light years across the universe only to be offered an aging nobody for my trouble. I would be . . . PISSED! Seriously, that is the surest way to get the earth destroyed. And I don't think Jeffery would really sweeten the deal much. Maybe we could offer them pie.

Oh wait. :(

[Learz]

Naw naw! Hold on thar a minuto!

See, this here is what we DO! When dose aliens show up, we give THEM beer too!

That way, they'll be roaring drunk like the rest of us, and den they take good ol' Northy just like dat!

Come ta think o' it, we could just invite the aliens to party with us!
Then we could get down like it's 1999!

'course, wit our luck, someone would set their beer bottle down on the big red button....

Ah well, nothing another beer wouldn't fix!


(On a totally unrelated (and sober) note, beer fixes everything. I mean, seriously, the war in Iraq. Just have a few planes fly over and dump a few tons of beer. After a few drinks, you won't care who you're dancing with!)

[Megabyte]

Moderation, my young lad, moderation.


You know, if the world were gonna end, I wouldn't choose the chocolate pie. I mean, I like a chocolate silk pie now and again, but the triple chocolate meltdown sounds too . . . well, chocolatey. Sometimes too chocolatey is kind of overwhelming for me. Plus, if they serve it at Applebee's it's also gonna have some chicken in it. They stick chicken in every damn dish they serve. I swear, I once had a glass of ice tea there that they put chicken in.

The name's deceptive. It's actually basically a cake shaped warmed brownie, with a bowl in the middle for chocolate sauce, along with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Not quite sure where the third phase of chocolate kicks in.

I'm not a regular there, but when I do eat there I tend to get that as a dessert.

I think I had chicken in my Jack'n'Coke there..

[Cliche]

I honestly believe that sometime in 2012, Earth will have it's first real confrontation with unearthly beings. Or, at least it's first public confrontation.

[Wisher]

Confrontation is a good vocabulary word, Cliche.

[pils]

Confrontation is a good vocabulary word, Cliche.

Leave him alone. He has a spelling test on friday, and needs to get it in his head.

[Jeffery]

If he poured some of the shit out of his head their might be a bit more room.

[Cliche]

Confrontation is a good vocabulary word, Cliche.

Whatever that's suppose to mean.

Leave him alone. He has a spelling test on friday, and needs to get it in his head.

Yes, you're exactly right.

If he poured some of the shit out of his head their might be a bit more room.

It could happen, unless you're some type of stubborn bastard that will never have an open mind towards anything...Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to.

;)

[Jeffery]

Talking to yourself like that is dangerous.

[Cliche]

Talking to yourself like that is dangerous.

Ah, a very clever come-back, indeed.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

2012. I'll have gotten in a coupla years o' drinking. I'll be fine.

[Liquid Swordsman]

welcome to the Willenium :cool2:

[CRX687]

the world will end on december 21st 2012. the chinese calander stops there. and the mayain(sp?) calender stops there too. all the planets will align which will cause all of nature to get screwed up. the sun will be freaking out and will set the earth on a different axis. then all the valcanos will erupt due to the axis. then that would also cause tsunamis,tornados,quakes.
THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE TRUE(not a joke)

the world is gonna end in 5 years...what are we gonna do.

Okay, let's assume something catastrophic will happen... what are we gonna do?

If it were up to me, I'd start a cockroach extermination program to make sure they don't outsurvive us... my pride just can't stand losing to those little buggers in the big scheme of things.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Okay, let's assume something catastrophic will happen... what are we gonna do?

If it were up to me, I'd start a cockroach extermination program to make sure they don't outsurvive us... my pride just can't stand losing to those little buggers in the big scheme of things.

Well humans have been around for only 2 million years anyway. They've outlived us regardless of whether we exterminate them or not, which is unlikely as the human race has failed to exterminate a single species of insect.

[death rico]

if we kill there food then we kill them..by then the earth will blow up.

[Scorpionz]

I totally believe that the world will end in 2012.

We've all got to believe SOMETHING that our alchoholic fathers say to us.

[Scorpionz]

oh.

listen to "In the Year 2525"

the world will end and we will not use our legs!
ZomG!

[Scorpionz]

triple.

he negged me saying "too bad there to drunk to knwo who you are"


Well, looks like he is trying to lay the excuse on alchohol!

It might work when you are old enough to realise that if you were drunk, you wouldn't be posting here.

(with the exception of wizzy, t3km4n and mega. :P)

[Wisher]

Tu eres gordo.

[CRX687]

Well humans have been around for only 2 million years anyway. They've outlived us regardless of whether we exterminate them or not, which is unlikely as the human race has failed to exterminate a single species of insect.

What are you talking about? Since humans have been around, the extinction rate of insects have tripled... granted it's less than the extra extinction of other classes...

Anyway, I just want to live to see more of the future than those cockroaches.

[Cliche]

What are you talking about? Since humans have been around, the extinction rate of insects have tripled... granted it's less than the extra extinction of other classes...

Anyway, I just want to live to see more of the future than those cockroaches.

Yeah! Down with the cockroaches!

[l2oving Elve]

scientists? those werent scientists. those people were messed up. there is no such thing as a spaghetty monster. but the world ending can accually happen.

No kidding its gonna end, but not in 5 years :dry:. Oh and since you made this stupid thread, you will die tomorrow ;).

[Wisher]

You have to write in a book then claim your a scientist to make him belive that, elve.

[l2oving Elve]

There have been "end of the world" theories ever since people existed.

You surprised that we made it through June 6th 2006? I'm not..

According to a lot of other legends like that, the world was supposed to have ended already. There have been many natural disasters which can be associated with the ones leading up the apocalypse, but there haven't been 5 or 10 or however many, there have been like thousands (which means, yet again, that our world should have ended if this stuff was true).

The world will end when it ends. FYI: The sun will take millions, and probably billions of years to blow up, not 5,000.


Hey, the 666 thing is bullshit k? So is 777 and all those other stupid things. Thats like saying, OMFG WE R GONNA END ON 111, 222, 333, 444, 555 (even though they have already passed).

[l2oving Elve]

i honestly dont care about my rep,neg me all u want you know im right.

it will die on 2012

The Earth cannot "Die" dumbass.

[LoSt SouL]

Anyway, I just want to live to see more of the future than those cockroaches.

screw the roaches! i want to drive a flying car!

[Flash Demon]

I was totally surprised when we made it through y2k. :rolleyes:

[LoSt SouL]

pssh. 2000 is not near enough to get flying cars yetO.o

[Northwind]

Well, there's naturally a little controversy about the topic, but I've seen evidence to suggest that flying cars might be right around the corner.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hope

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Well, there's naturally a little controversy about the topic, but I've seen evidence to suggest that flying cars might be right around the corner.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mean_automakers_dash_nations_hope
Hey. Doc and Marty promised us flying cars by 2015. I trust Michael J.

[-57-]

Flying cars have been around for a while. Back in the 60's (maybe 70s?) there was a company called Aerocar, that made flying cars with detachable wings. Only thing was they only sold 4 models becuase

1. expensive as poopy
2. Not all to safe/comfy

[kingedward]

Ahd how would you know poopy is expensive? :p

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Ahd how would you know poopy is expensive? :p
Is it? Then what the hell, I've been wasting all of it and I could be a billionaire.

[-57-]

Ahd how would you know poopy is expensive? :p

Well let me tell ya...

Inflation! Oh the inflation! I used to be able to go out and by a good size bag of poopy for only 20 or so dollars, that could feed about five, but now! Oh now! Why a nice bag of diarrhea flavored poopy costs 54.79!