Why is Real Deal such an idiot? [Archive] - Tactics Arena Community Forums

shatterstar

11-05-2007, 11:33 PM

the universe is about balance.

yin and yang.

black holes and white holes.

the yankees and the red sox

waltz and ddr

laurel and hardy

joey and chandler.

i exist.

so real deal exists as well to balance me out.

so you can all blame me. ;)

_Thunder_

11-05-2007, 11:43 PM

Any ideas or theories? Please explain the almighty one.

He is on my ignore list?

Punishment

11-06-2007, 12:01 AM

Because he is the inbred son of a retard.

_Darkness_

11-06-2007, 12:11 AM

Because he is just THAT cool.

uniquinous

11-06-2007, 12:39 AM

kryptonyte!

Hugh Junit

11-06-2007, 12:42 AM

Balderdash!

Ignition

11-06-2007, 12:42 AM

I was going to say something along the lines of: Laws keep him safe/from doing stupidly life threatening things. so therefor natural selection can't do it's work?

trugreatness20

11-06-2007, 12:47 AM

Normal people have brains, what he has in his head is just a bunch of empty space. Every once in a while though im guessing a flash goes on in this vast box of emtpyness and when that happens we see him say something like "Fuck you Bitch" which is the closest he can come to relating to other human beings. I dont think there is a classification in science as to what we call this kind of idiocy, because at least people with turrets can make a point until the urge to cuss hits them.

AlabamaBoy

11-06-2007, 01:00 AM

It's not that complicated of an answer.

He's a moron.

Match Strike

11-06-2007, 01:04 AM

I'd just like to point out that ignore lists are only useful if you're trying to glean something meaningful out of your experience n the twisted social experiement known as TAO Forums. Otherwise they just detract from the entertainment value.

Megabyte

11-06-2007, 01:10 AM

I find this thread humorously ironic, for mildly unrelated reasons.

And as to the thread question, probably without surprise, I blame the economy.

Lord Sesshomaru

11-06-2007, 02:56 AM

Because we got rid of Deepsea and some other dumbass had to replace him.

Lonely Tylenol

11-06-2007, 03:40 AM

Because we got rid of Deepsea and some other dumbass had to replace him.

:nono:

WaCk-HeAd

11-06-2007, 05:06 AM

Because he's European.

Liquid Swordsman

11-06-2007, 09:03 AM

I don't really know who he is, but if he doesn't post here then you get pwned cause that's the best way to make this thread look dumb. It'll just die down and fall to the last few pages in a day or two if he doesn't come here and stir everything up.

and if he does, let's hope he's got some good jokes lined up :cool:

KBHoleN1

11-06-2007, 09:03 AM

These answers are all so valid. Except for Wack's, because he's a fruit. I'm glad so many people share my hatred for RD.

Oda Nobunaga

11-06-2007, 10:22 AM

Why are you "Soda" australien?

Why are you a boy?

Think about my questions, and you get the answers about "Real Deal"

Megabyte

11-06-2007, 11:23 AM

Because he's European.

And German's don't count, they're alright in my book.

edit: Same for Spaniards, but those Brits...I'm keeping my eye on them.

~Priest~

11-06-2007, 01:31 PM

I think Real is a genius in disguise. He already has a two page thread where people discuss his finer qualities, and soon I believe he'll be infamous.

Jeffery

11-06-2007, 01:40 PM

Why are you "Soda" australien?

Why are you a boy?

Think about my questions, and you get the answers about "Real Deal"
Thats like asking you to ask yourself why you are gay. It's just because you are.

rabbi

11-06-2007, 03:26 PM

Thats like asking you to ask yourself why you are gay. It's just because you are.

Lmfao, thats sooo funny yet sooo true

Wisher

11-06-2007, 05:21 PM

but those Brits...I'm keeping my eye on them.

Agreed.

I think he is an idiot cause he has asian tits

..chachacha

TTitan44

11-06-2007, 05:39 PM

I really don't post anymore, but good thing I decided to check the forums today.

I don't think I have ever hated someone on these forums as much as I hate Real Deal. Although, Deepsea, Pie Romancer, and Nutbuster might give him a run for his money.

Wisher

11-06-2007, 05:55 PM

Real deal has ran away f rom the forums.Chachacha

Ächilles

11-06-2007, 06:04 PM

the yankees

SUCK.

WaCk-HeAd

11-06-2007, 08:11 PM

These answers are all so valid. Except for Wack's, because he's a fruit. I'm glad so many people share my hatred for RD.

Awww, you specially mentioned me. I love you too, buddy.

And German's don't count, they're alright in my book.

edit: Same for Spaniards, but those Brits...I'm keeping my eye on them.

Sorry but The Netherlands > Germany + Spain.

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 12:25 AM

Sorry but The Netherlands > Germany + Spain.

only part of 'em

I think Real is a genius in disguise. He already has a two page thread where people discuss his finer qualities, and soon I believe he'll be infamous.

bah, you gotta do a lot more than a couple of pages in a thread

Hell, even cheat and mith got multiple threads with several pages this week alone.

Lord Sesshomaru

11-07-2007, 01:25 AM

only part of 'em

If you're referring to the Amsterdam part, then you most certainly would be correct. LEGALIZE!

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 06:07 AM

If you're referring to the Amsterdam part, then you most certainly would be correct. LEGALIZE!

Hahaha because you've seen so much of the rest of my country?

I'd be seriously suprised.

Wow, 5.000th post? I need to find a hobby.

Lord Sesshomaru

11-07-2007, 06:27 AM

Nah I've never been to Holland at all. Only other country I've been to is Canada. I want to go though.

Jeffery

11-07-2007, 07:56 AM

Hahaha because you've seen so much of the rest of my country?

I'd be seriously suprised.

Wow, 5.000th post? I need to find a hobby.
Wack, when you going to get a real job, and come to Athens for the 3 weeks of schooling?

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 10:40 AM

Hahaha because you've seen so much of the rest of my country?

I'd be seriously suprised.

Only if you count the train ride from there to Stuttgart. There's so much for me to see in Europe when I visit that the rest of the nation isn't a really high priority (yet) on my to-do list.

Liquid Swordsman

11-07-2007, 10:45 AM

After reading through Wolfmans thread directed at this guy, I find I actually do like him, and I find that I actually hate Wolfman more than I remembered. Where is that bastard? He ever still come here?

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 10:55 AM

Wack, when you going to get a real job, and come to Athens for the 3 weeks of schooling?

Haha, just give me a year or so!

Only if you count the train ride from there to Stuttgart. There's so much for me to see in Europe when I visit that the rest of the nation isn't a really high priority (yet) on my to-do list.

Very understandable. I'd actually advise agains it. You only experience the Dutch culture, or at least the part I know, by interacting with Dutch people, not necessarily by going places.

Amsterdam gives a good sense of our liberal side, I guess. It's just, like all tourist locations, very commercialised(is that a word?). However, if you do ever get the chance to go to Groningen (up North where I live), I'd definitely make a quick stop. You'll be able to truely experience the student culture in the Netherlands.

Loads of fun. We have a really cool rule that our bars do not have forced closing times. They're able to decide for themselves. Warcow might be able to tell you a little about this.

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 11:05 AM

do other places have forced closing times?

And anyplace that endorses my drinking habits is okay by me.

rabbi

11-07-2007, 11:53 AM

Nah I've never been to Holland at all. Only other country I've been to is Canada. I want to go though.

Canada isn't really all that exciting...except for the CN Tower and ACC..hhmm...British Columbia is a B-E-A-utiful place to live... but other than that its booooooring. I like Montreal but that's only because i was born there, heh. I'd really enjoy visiting Amsterdam!!! w00t, Amsterdam!!!!

Liquid Swordsman

11-07-2007, 12:12 PM

do other places have forced closing times?

And anyplace that endorses my drinking habits is okay by me.

what habits are those?

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 12:24 PM

what habits are those?

Drinking as much as I please.

I hated the few places that served around my campus, because they had 3 drink maximum's (and my folks told me of the days of 3 drink minimums, some thing don't progress well in my mind). Really stinks to be forced to stop at a place.

Jeffery

11-07-2007, 12:29 PM

Come to OU here in Athens. They sell Aquariums and Buckets of beer. And Yards.

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 01:21 PM

do other places have forced closing times?

And anyplace that endorses my drinking habits is okay by me.

Yeah, you usually have to get a permit to be allowed to be open till a certain time. We don't do that.

You could seriously test your drinking habits around these parts.

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 01:31 PM

Yeah, you usually have to get a permit to be allowed to be open till a certain time. We don't do that

That's messed up, though I suppose no worse than "dry town" city laws, or curfew times for other places.

And I have trouble believe any area will test my drinking habits beyond the German's extent. Any American who's spent some time there knows what I mean, an entire nation of raving alcoholics. Fun place.

Don't get me wrong, just about everywhere (except Utah) has some good drinking social works. But some places reach almost legendary status, in the world as a whole, in this regard.

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 02:14 PM

That's messed up, though I suppose no worse than "dry town" city laws, or curfew times for other places.

I'm not talking 11 pm here, of course. We'll always be liberal! But the fundamental difference of having or not having a closing time will always be a reason why I love my city. Plus of course the fact that literally 45% of the people are students. For Dutch standards (who don't really know the idea of a campus), that's a whole lot.

And I have trouble believe any area will test my drinking habits beyond the German's extent. Any American who's spent some time there knows what I mean, an entire nation of raving alcoholics. Fun place.

I agree, I'm not going to compete against some places in Germany. Nobody should ever consider, except for maybe the Irish, competing with the Germans.

However, and I do not mean to disrespect your drinking abilities, I would be thoroughly suprised if an American could hang with the Dutch students. I'm not going to pretend I'm the heaviest drinker around, but I'd put my money on the typical "Vindicat" students any time of the week.

Megaron

11-07-2007, 02:17 PM

Thanks Ach.

Tho, what if i need to learn to protect myself, what is the best pick.

Outside Box and Kickbox

Jeffery

11-07-2007, 02:59 PM

I'm not talking 11 pm here, of course. We'll always be liberal! But the fundamental difference of having or not having a closing time will always be a reason why I love my city. Plus of course the fact that literally 45% of the people are students. For Dutch standards (who don't really know the idea of a campus), that's a whole lot.

I agree, I'm not going to compete against some places in Germany. Nobody should ever consider, except for maybe the Irish, competing with the Germans.

However, and I do not mean to disrespect your drinking abilities, I would be thoroughly suprised if an American could hang with the Dutch students. I'm not going to pretend I'm the heaviest drinker around, but I'd put my money on the typical "Vindicat" students any time of the week.
We get 30 dutch students a month here. And they are amazed at our drinking here. From what they say, you all have nothing the average american college student.

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 03:20 PM

I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm saying I'd be thoroughly suprised. I'd be glad to get a few drinks with you guys.

Jeffery

11-07-2007, 03:31 PM

Maybe thats the confusion...

Here no one has just a "few" drinks.

Wizzy`

11-07-2007, 03:34 PM

edit

WaCk-HeAd

11-07-2007, 03:35 PM

We'll see how both sides define "a few drinks".

Scorpionz

11-07-2007, 04:07 PM

Why are you "Soda" australien?

Why are you a boy?

Think about my questions, and you get the answers about "Real Deal"

I'm Australian. I don't care who you are.

The "Why are you "Soda" australien??" doesn't make sense.

I'm a boy because the sperm I was in won the race.

I thought about your questions.

Now?

Megabyte

11-07-2007, 05:41 PM

However, and I do not mean to disrespect your drinking abilities, I would be thoroughly suprised if an American could hang with the Dutch students. I'm not going to pretend I'm the heaviest drinker around, but I'd put my money on the typical "Vindicat" students any time of the week.
Sorry Jeff, gotta agree with the Europe kids on this one.

Agreed that typical american drinkers, especially student aged ones, have no clue what tolerance or moderation is compared to most other countries I've been in. They blast themselves to hell on a 12 pack of some sort of US draft light beer in 2 hours, and call it a "night of drinking."

Note the keyword typical, of course. And I can compare the students, because that's basically where I goto and hang with when I travel. I'm not much of a tourist, when it comes to agenda.

All I have to say is I don't measure drinks :) I measure rounds with my ol' masskrugs. None of that light beer stuff too, I like that tastes decent. I can be pretty open minded about what people have beyond that, though.

Hugh Junit

11-07-2007, 08:33 PM

Thanks Ach.

Tho, what if i need to learn to protect myself, what is the best pick.

Outside Box and Kickbox

I'm pretty sure you meant to post this in the Fight Club thread. I read your post in there, and Ach replied.
Welcome to the TAO forums. Please keep your seat in the fully upright position.

XeqtR

11-09-2007, 03:21 PM

Real deal has ran away f rom the forums.Chachacha

Nah.. I am pretty damn sure he is lurking here on some other account and trying to start afresh. That is how it works. Man, do I love psychology. ;)