View Full Version : Jesus was a Jew.
menace
11-08-2007, 09:39 AM
I speak the truth.
Woodland
11-08-2007, 09:40 AM
Lies, all lies.
Punishment
11-08-2007, 09:47 AM
Your MOM's a jew.
Ächilles
11-08-2007, 09:50 AM
That he was, my friend. A middle eastern Jew, at that! Not the white, bearded, Fabio lookalike Christian he is today!
mushroom_girl
11-08-2007, 09:51 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/7828~Jesus-Was-A-Jewish-Liberal-Posters.jpg
Cavour
11-08-2007, 09:52 AM
Oh, holy shit nooooooooo.
Neeko-MC
11-08-2007, 09:54 AM
Oh, holy shit nooooooooo.
Lol, that's new news to me. :)
trugreatness20
11-08-2007, 09:59 AM
Jesus was black.
Jesus was black.
Jesus shot lasers out of his eyes.
rabbi
11-08-2007, 12:15 PM
hhmm.... jesus is cool *cool face*
death rico
11-08-2007, 02:19 PM
jesus was a jew.. but not the jew today
jew ment something different way back when it didnt mean u didnt think christ came. hes a savior jew .. not the jews like today.
Match Strike
11-08-2007, 02:29 PM
jesus was a jew.. but not the jew today
jew ment something different way back when it didnt mean u didnt think christ came. hes a savior jew .. not the jews like today.
This thread just gets better and better.
The Coder
11-08-2007, 02:38 PM
lmfao. At a lotta shit.
Learz
11-08-2007, 02:44 PM
http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/29722-2.jpg
Jeffery
11-08-2007, 02:55 PM
http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/christ2.gif (http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/)
The best game ever.
I speak the truth.
You didn't know that? Wow learn your history bud.
Learz
11-08-2007, 03:20 PM
http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/christ2.gif (http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/)
The best game ever.
That took me 30 seconds.
For both pics.
The Prophet
11-08-2007, 03:24 PM
Real Funny
HoodedH-TDP
11-08-2007, 03:46 PM
I'm God.
Lord Sesshomaru
11-08-2007, 05:48 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1003/a1003_bm.gif
Wizzy`
11-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Transformers!!!!
http://imagechan.com/img/images/kingme.jpg
Serge
11-08-2007, 05:57 PM
Jesus shot lasers out of his eyes.
No he didn't.
He had laser bones.
menace
11-08-2007, 07:16 PM
You didn't know that? Wow learn your history bud.
So, I randomly typed and got it out? Real smart.
FreddyAdu23
11-08-2007, 07:42 PM
Jesus's secret army, they do all his amazing things
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/slavekitten.jpg
i love the internet....lol
AlabamaBoy
11-08-2007, 08:10 PM
jesus was a jew.. but not the jew today
jew ment something different way back when it didnt mean u didnt think christ came. hes a savior jew .. not the jews like today.
I think you are in need of a good ass kicking.
killer24442
11-08-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm God.
:shocked::worthy::worthy::worthy:
Hugh Junit
11-08-2007, 09:30 PM
Jesus just left Chicago.
And he's bound for New Orleans.
Jeffery
11-08-2007, 09:32 PM
Last time I check all the Jesus's were mexican.
CRX687
11-08-2007, 10:29 PM
Last time I check all the Jesus's were mexican.
I know one from el salvador. And she's definitely not jewish.
Ächilles
11-08-2007, 10:38 PM
Real Funny
Oh, lighten up. I know you think you're the captain of the God Squad and whatnot, but I don't think Jesus himself would tell you you're never allowed to laugh and have fun. Jesus had humility, didn't he? Is he the "I AM YOUR KING YOU MUST NOT MAKE HARMLESS JOKES ABOUT ME" dictator you think he is? No.
Liquid Swordsman
11-08-2007, 10:53 PM
yeah jesus just isn't real; and if he was he'd definately be a hippy, and hippys are useless.
Jehutyv.2.0
11-08-2007, 11:00 PM
Last time I check all the Jesus's were mexican.
Please. Jesi.
That he was, my friend. A middle eastern Jew, at that! Not the white, bearded, Fabio lookalike Christian he is today!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8b/He-jesus.jpg
Ächilles
11-08-2007, 11:06 PM
yeah jesus just isn't real; and if he was he'd definately be a hippy, and hippys are useless.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0758758/photo_hi_5745.jpg
I don't know, man. She's a hippe, and I could fine PLENTY of uses for her.
Liquid Swordsman
11-08-2007, 11:16 PM
who the hell is she
menace
11-08-2007, 11:26 PM
Please. Jesi.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8b/He-jesus.jpg
Epic win!
Real Funny
I agree. :) The jocularity of this thread is amazing.
Ächilles
11-09-2007, 04:26 PM
who the hell is she
The girl of my dreams. We can have that hot, hippie sex together.
menace
11-10-2007, 09:32 PM
Die hippie die!
l2oving Elve
11-10-2007, 10:20 PM
Jesus was black.
God was black, not Jesus ;)
LoSt SouL
11-11-2007, 10:30 AM
jesus is my homedawg
inked
11-11-2007, 01:47 PM
Everyone in this thread fails. Twice.
l2oving Elve
11-18-2007, 10:23 PM
Everyone in this thread fails. Twice. You guys have no life, stupid nerds fuck yall
cool :p
Cavour
11-18-2007, 10:26 PM
OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY THIS STUPID THREAD IS BACK AHHHHHHH.
ps. kill yourself
I MaFiA I
11-19-2007, 01:06 AM
I think you are in need of a good ass kicking.
Says the non-believer?
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