10 Reasons why my TAO career is better than yours.

[inked]

I am a member of the greatest clan of all time, Knights of the Round.
Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.
I was a Create-a-Unit judge and helped many great units gain recognition.
I beat Twelve in the Rap Attack thread.
DivineRight mentioned me in his going away message. He said I was what made these forums interesting. He pretty much preached 110% truth.
I have gotten 2007 stats on Banff... as a gray.
Wizzy likes me.
I got most of banff to have a cyber crush on The Pirate.
I was a moderator for a day.
I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.
You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.


If you are almost as good as me, or think you might be better you can post your list.
:cool:

[/\DarkWarrior/\]

I don't think I'm better then you...I know I'm better then you. xD(This is my list) Lol

[inked]

My list is bigger than your list.

Your girlfriend likes that in a man.

[Anarchy_United]

1. I am you.

[mantis33]

I'm speechless. You know why? Because you're better than me.

[inked]

That means a lot mantis.
<3

[kingedward]

Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.

Hah! 11 months and you don't know who I am! :p

I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.


Jeff and I contributed alot to that thread. Where's our recognition? :(

[inked]

"no".

<3

[Jonspen]

1. I almost destroyed legends.

I win.

[kingedward]

No.

[menace]

Lol Jons, haha nice.

1.) I win because I used to beat the crap out of 1600 golds with an 800 account.

[kingedward]

Heh, I did something like that to Tits once, I beat him on a 600 stat account and got 3 negs for it. :p

[steve12]

I'm Steve.

Ooo.. what now.

[Punishment]

1) I was the hotter twin with Drive and Shift.
2) I was 1723 stats on rev.
3) I am Legit. True Story.
4) I could get sponsored by about 10293 different people just by asking.
5) Mushroom_Girl digs me. :p
6) I used to have a six pack. Then Christmas came, and it went. But itll be back.
7) I have a car.
8) I was in the netjak 12, but ditched them mid-war for XF. Then Netjak pussed out of the war.
9) I am in War Clan.
10) I once beat dragonmaster123 in a grey game. I was teh only person to do so.
11) I probably have way more rep than you.
12) I could probably flawless you if i had enough time, and cared enough.
13) inches

[Smilez]

1. I am you.

1. We're all Hulky so we all win

[Wizzy`]

1) I was the hotter twin with Drive and Shift.

1. I KNOW EVERY TIME!
2. I am GOD!
3. Hulky and I > You
4. Helped hulky with some of his schemes
5. I'm Wizzy
6. I don't need 10 reasons why my TAO carreer is better than yours.

[Hugh Junit]

1. I'm better than Hulky.
2. Hulky knows I'm better than Hulky.
3. Everyone in the TAO community knows I'm better than Hulky.
4. Dumb animals know I'm better than Hulky.
5. The Pentagon knows I'm better than Hulky.
6. Hulky's parents know I'm better than Hulky.
7. Infants and the extremely elderly know I'm better than Hulky.
8. Intelligent beings from other planets know I'm better than Hulky.
9. The phrase "Hugh is better than Hulky" has been translated in every known language and is universally recognized as a statement of fact and truth.
10. Hulky isn't even as good as Hulky anymore, because Hulky doesn't even call himself Hulky now. That pretty much says it all.

[xerent]

I am a member of the greatest clan of all time, Knights of the Round.
Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.
I was a Create-a-Unit judge and helped many great units gain recognition.
I beat Twelve in the Rap Attack thread.
DivineRight mentioned me in his going away message. He said I was what made these forums interesting. He pretty much preached 110% truth.
I have gotten 2007 stats on Banff... as a gray.
Wizzy likes me.
I got most of banff to have a cyber crush on The Pirate.
I was a moderator for a day.
I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.
You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.


If you are almost as good as me, or think you might be better you can post your list.
:cool:

Chase that star, Hulky.

[Kyir]

1-10: I am Kyir.

[Jeffery]

Chase that star, Hulky.
Is it really a star, or just swamp gas?

[Greed]

1. I ran into Hugh Jackman at Disneyland.
2. I've been to the Playboy Mansion.
3. Punishment negs me whenever possible.
4. I got hit by a car.
5. I don't have a MySpace or Facebook.
6. I've been invited to play with a German Bundesliga soccer team over the summer.
7. My name is Angelo.
8. Hugh thinks I'm funny, but truth be told, my sense of humor rocks his.
9. Tupac and I hang out on weekends.
10. I went to see the Spice Girls in concert.
11. I'm friends with Norv Turner's son and semi-friends with one of Joe Montana's sons.
12. mushroom_girl would rather meet me than Punishment.
13. I hate Bono.
14. This list has nothing to do with TAO.

[Punishment]

Im flattered that you would include me in your post... twice!

You must have a thing for me. And of course it doesnt have to do with TAO, since you really arent part of the TAO community.

[Greed]

15. Punishment bothered to respond to my post and insult me.

[Punishment]

Not really an insult, just the truth. You don't play TAO, and never have. So, you really have no reason to be on an online game forum... since you don't play the game...

Oh!

14) I don't have an alter ego/cousin named Angelo :)

[Hugh Junit]

Dear Greed,
I recently became aware of the fact that you attended a Spice Girls concert. I'm shocked, appauled and deeply disturbed by this news.
To be completely honest, I may never forgive you.

Disappointed beyond words,
Hugh

[Greed]

Dear Greed,
I recently became aware of the fact that you attended a Spice Girls concert. I'm shocked, appauled and deeply disturbed by this news.
To be completely honest, I may never forgive you.

Disappointed beyond words,
Hugh

Two words: David Beckham...

and hot females, I guess.

[Jeffery]

Two words: David Beckham...

and hot females, I guess.
Two words: Old Skanky Whores

[Greed]

Two words: Old Skanky Whores

I think that's a bit of an exaggeration for eighteen year-olds ;).

[The Stranger]

I can't make a list of how I am better then you, but I can make a list of how I am worse then you. Lol

-The Stranger

[mantis33]

1. I organized a sit-in and became an instant TAO martyr.

[Jeffery]

1. I organized a sit-in and became an instant TAO martyr.
You have to be dead to be a martyr dumbass. And unfortunately, you ain't dead.

[FreddyAdu23]

1. I am me.

[ben66]

Im flattered that you would include me in your post... twice!

You must have a thing for me. And of course it doesnt have to do with TAO, since you really arent part of the TAO community.

Harsh words.

[bludhoundz]

Hulky is winning by getting you guys to post lists...

[Jeffery]

Hulky is winning by getting you guys to post lists...
But Hulky is losing by posting her list in the first place.

[Glamdring]

I'm going to have to go with hulky on this one. He's better than all of you (except Hugh. Even three-legged cockroaches know that Hugh is better than Hulky.)

[Hugh Junit]

I'm going to have to go with hulky on this one. He's better than all of you (except Hugh. Even three-legged cockroaches know that Hugh is better than Hulky.)

Sing it, sister!

[mushroom_girl]

If you are almost as good as me, or think you might be better you can post your list.
:cool:
1. Hulky loves me.

[mantis33]

You have to be dead to be a martyr dumbass. And unfortunately, you ain't dead.

I know what a martyr is.

What you fail to realize clown-boy is that in the world of TAO, being banned is in a sense dying on these forums. Therefore in the time that I was banned, I was a TAO martyr.

Dumbass.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

1. I'm better than Hulky.
2. Hulky knows I'm better than Hulky.
3. Everyone in the TAO community knows I'm better than Hulky.
4. Dumb animals know I'm better than Hulky.
5. The Pentagon knows I'm better than Hulky.
6. Hulky's parents know I'm better than Hulky.
7. Infants and the extremely elderly know I'm better than Hulky.
8. Intelligent beings from other planets know I'm better than Hulky.
9. The phrase "Hugh is better than Hulky" has been translated in every known language and is universally recognized as a statement of fact and truth.
10. Hulky isn't even as good as Hulky anymore, because Hulky doesn't even call himself Hulky now. That pretty much says it all.

11. Nostradamus foretold Hugh would be better than Hulky

[shurtugal]

nice inked nice

[dirka dirka]

What if I only read number eleven? Kinda makes you feel a little less holy, ey?

[Wizzy`]

12. mushroom_girl would rather meet me than Punishment.

lmao


1. I organized a sit-in and became an instant TAO martyr.

Mantis, no one has told you yet..
But you have man tits..You're TAO career can't be better than anyones.

[trugreatness20]

1) I piss excellence.
2) Chuck Norris drinks my piss.
3) God does my laundry.
4) I do God's wife.
5) They decided to make a mold of my wang and put it in museums everywhere.
6) Feet.
7) Doesn't know when to stop.
8) Railing your mom as you read this.
9) Jesus makes me tacos.
8) Smoked with Snoop and Kat Williams.
10) Only white guys to get corn rolls.
11) Responds to pointless thread with 100% true statements.
12) Makes the sun shine out of my ass.
13) Took your sister (or pet if you dont have a sister), and made babies with her/it.
14) Your sister or pet is really your mom, therefore making me your dad.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Mantis, no one has told you yet..
But you have man tits..You're TAO career can't be better than anyones.

You also forgot the part where he is wearing a pink dress.....

[The SOB]

hmm..... may i join with your sister trugreatness? ^.^

[trugreatness20]

Don't have one, but you can do my turtle if you want.

[ChainHeart]

...

who might this "inked" person be :p i dont seem to know him

[The Coder]

I am too leet for a clan
Nobody comprehends anything I write. It's too stupid.
I bash many Create-A-Unit noobs each day, ensuring they don't gain recognition they don't deserve
I haven't posted in the rap attack thread.
Nobody mentioned me in their going away message.
I have gotten 750 stats on Banff. As a gray.
Everyone hates me.
I cannot think of anything close to a spoof for this slot.
I was a (wannabe) pimp for a day.
I had a thread.
I bothered to spoof a list of why you're better than me.

[Serge]

1. I am a member of the greatest clan of all time, Knights of the Round.
I was a member of a better clan. Pyro Pyrates.
2. Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.
My posts are more intelligent and funnier than yours.
3. I was a Create-a-Unit judge and helped many great units gain recognition.
I thought up the Berserker before Seed and made some of the best units CAU ever saw.
4. I beat Twelve in the Rap Attack thread.
I won Realist's freestyle writing contest.
5. DivineRight mentioned me in his going away message. He said I was what made these forums interesting. He pretty much preached 110% truth.
People think I'm an administrator.
6. I have gotten 2007 stats on Banff... as a gray. I do not now, nor did I ever, care about stats.
7. Wizzy likes me.
Wizzy doesn't like me.
8. I got most of banff to have a cyber crush on The Pirate.
Elentari has a cyber crush on me.
9. I was a moderator for a day.
Aro23r is the only moderator who wouldn't do anything I asked them to do; no matter how stupid.
10. I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.
I had a thread where Realist deleted any posts not made by me or falco88887.
11.You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.I knew there'd be 11 reasons.

I win.

[mantis33]

lmao




Mantis, no one has told you yet..
But you have man tits..You're TAO career can't be better than anyones.
False.
You also forgot the part where he is wearing a pink dress.....

True. :(

[*Sanosuke*]

1. I was in an even better clan called ChaosHoundz
2. I lead the biggest/best clan(Strategic Insomniacs) on banff for 1 3/4 years.
3. I was in BG at one point in time.
4. I made half the people that go on this forum because they're mom's are die-hard fans.
5. I still play TAO.
6. I get brownie points.
7. I get kudos.
8. I put the leet in 1337.
9. I don't wear pants when im in a game.
10. I have actually built a twinkie tower.
11. My eleventh reason was better than yours.
12. Hulky and I made our own CAU thread with the best units minds could ever think of.
13. I made more reasons than you.

[shurtugal]

All three have kick arse TAO careers

but isn't clan Omnipotent better??

[*Sanosuke*]

Kill yourself.

[~SuMpFiN~]

1. I'm in my own buddy list.
2. My stats have never been above 1400
3. I can't think of a number 3
4. I led the quickest dieng clan in rev.
5. I play TAO every day.
6. I suck at TAO
7. Who is Wizzy?
8. cybering sucks.
9. mods dontsuck
10. My threads suck
11. I dont bother putting an 11 in a 10 things why i'm beeter than you thread.

[CRX687]

[LIST=1]
You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.


okay, you got me there.

And you got me with the fake quote link in your siggy too:(

[inked]

Hugh wins.
:(

[*Sanosuke*]

Only if you let him! Keep the Hulkster Alive!

[mantis33]

Only one thing is certain... Sumpfin definately loses.

He tried so hard to be funny, yet failed miserably.

[Ignition]

PC+1 how's that?

[~SuMpFiN~]

Only one thing is certain... Sumpfin definately loses.

He tried so hard to be funny, yet failed miserably.

*cries* :( i just spoke the whole truth,

[KickAssPlaya]

Hulky and I cybered so much I lost count.

I win.

~KAP

[Magician]

PC+1

QFT.

[shurtugal]

I am a member of the greatest clan of all time, Knights of the Round.
Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.
I was a Create-a-Unit judge and helped many great units gain recognition.
I beat Twelve in the Rap Attack thread.
DivineRight mentioned me in his going away message. He said I was what made these forums interesting. He pretty much preached 110% truth.
I have gotten 2007 stats on Banff... as a gray.
Wizzy likes me.
I got most of banff to have a cyber crush on The Pirate.
I was a moderator for a day.
I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.
You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.


If you are almost as good as me, or think you might be better you can post your list.
:cool:

You boosted for that rating
Wizzy like's no one

[~ElVeN~BlOoD~]

1. I organized a sit-in and became an instant TAO martyr.

Mantis comes in second, just because he had a sit-in, my hero.
The first words of this thread win the match, though.
I WAS IN KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND, too!

Michigan Wolverines all the way, Mantis:D

[Mitosis]

You boosted for that rating
Wizzy like's no one

no :nono: Wizzy is just that good :rolleyes:
And he likes no one cuz no one likes him :( Except me

[mantis33]

Mantis comes in second, just because he had a sit-in, my hero.
The first words of this thread win the match, though.
I WAS IN KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND, too!

Michigan Wolverines all the way, Mantis:D

Your location says Ohio, yet you speak of Michigan. Blasphemy!

Not that I care really, Michigan is just an easy win for us these days. :p

[Oisin]

Sigh...Hulky you left out your extensive career as a cyber man whore.

KoTR ftw liek 4evurrr!

[Zander]

Wizzy likes me.

Doesn't this make wizzy better than you?

[The AIDS Virus]

Doesn't this make wizzy better than you?

Yes

[Zander]

Cool.
I think I win, too, for pointing that out.

[The AIDS Virus]

Cool.
I think I win, too, for pointing that out.

Mmm...sure whatever floats your boat.

[Punishment]

Wizzy adores me.

[shurtugal]

Wizzy adores me.

I only believe it because Punishment is saying it.

[Punishment]

I still think mine is the best.

[Megabyte]

I mock the reasons given, without taking the effort to read them.

[Serge]

I mock the reasons given, without taking the effort to read them.
What's sad is, I think your TAO career is better than inked's.

[~ElVeN~BlOoD~]

It's my location, but no one says i have to like it. No coment about your "easy victories"
:bad: :D

Your location says Ohio, yet you speak of Michigan. Blasphemy!

Not that I care really, Michigan is just an easy win for us these days. :p

[shurtugal]

I am a member of the greatest clan of all time, Knights of the Round.
Nobody reads anything you write, and if they do they learn their lesson and never read any of your other posts. Hence why you've been registered here for 3 months and I still don't know who the heck you are.
I was a Create-a-Unit judge and helped many great units gain recognition.
I beat Twelve in the Rap Attack thread.
DivineRight mentioned me in his going away message. He said I was what made these forums interesting. He pretty much preached 110% truth.
I have gotten 2007 stats on Banff... as a gray.
Wizzy likes me.
I got most of banff to have a cyber crush on The Pirate.
I was a moderator for a day.
I had a thread of me talking to myself with over a 1,000 posts.
You bothered to read an eleventh reason why you aren't as good as me.


If you are almost as good as me, or think you might be better you can post your list.
:cool:

Alright I'm gonna try and beat this.

1: I've been in KOTR, AK, AL, SYND, NJ, SOIT
2: How is that an acheivment?
3: You got me beat there
4: I beat banff12plus12 in a game
5: I havent been mentioned in a going away message mainly because this username has only recently become my main
6: I got 1427 grey, you boosted lol
7: Mitosis likes me
8: Every1 wants to cyber with me
9: Get caught and fired for drinking on the job on your first day? :p
10: Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Look under
11: Wanna know how to keep an idiot budy? Look above

Your career is better but I got a good career also.

[KBHoleN1]

Here lies shurtugal, the resident TAO idiot, slain by the voice of reason, February 23, 2008.

[shurtugal]

uh-huh...

[mantis33]

Go away (shurtugal).

[max2k106]

I had a dream about you yesterday hulkster . . . . . . . nice.