god damn french girl!!!!

[imagination]

so i was going to class yesterday and the same french foriegn exchange student is at the bus stop like always (cause who the hell walks a mile in the snow when they can take the bus ... right?). Anyways she gets on and i can tell she is really really sick; most likely because she is bitching about it to her friend. Then the unthinkable!!! She freaking coughs on me!!! doesnt try to cover her mouth, doesnt try to look down (since she is in fact the shortest on on the bus). She looks up, on this crowded bus, and coughs in my face. At this point I try my best to slip through the crowded bus so I dont completely lose it. I then wake up this morning hacking up what little dinner I had and feel completely dehydrated. Oh ya, did i mention walking sucks because every time i stand up i feel dizzy? God damn french people!!!

[gryph89]

Just be glad you don't have a frog stuck in your throat.

[XeqtR]

Sorry imagination, I actually giggled reading that. Sorry about your fever. Take your meds and rest. It should go away as quickly as it came. Unless she just entered US and was carrying an exotic infection from her homeland. :rolleyes:

[The SOB]

well, start tacking vitamins, will help your immune system with those viruses. stupid french!

[Cavour]

That's shitty. It's probably SARS. That was the French, right?

[gryph89]

That's shitty. It's probably SARS. That was the French, right?

Sounds French

[imagination]

Cant afford vitamins ... and its not bad enough to go to a doctor ... im not dying... just wishing i was

[Hatchet Warrior]

Shit in a bag and leave it at her door step or puke on her feet when ya see her....damn french

[Anarchy_United]

Well, just hope it is not surrenduritis.

[imagination]

Well, just hope it is not surrenduritis.
why? then you might be able to beat me :pjk

[†Tao Veteran†]

That's shitty. It's probably SARS. That was the French, right?


Wasn't it the stupid chinese who brought SARS to OUR side of the world?

[Worker]

Put it in her butt.

[EatMine]

You should buy one of those (http://threatalertjesus.com/). Since I have one with me all the time, I'm totally safe!!1!

[KBHoleN1]

I thought this was going to be another Ludmilla (sp?) thread. So I immediately thought this would be a cute French girl, and I can't get that out of my head. My only advice would be to make her your personal slave.

[R G]

I think she owes you oral sex....

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I'm genuinely shocked you didn't say anything to her. Guess the only thing to do now is sneeze on her :p

[Zander]

I'm genuinely shocked you didn't say anything to her. Guess the only thing to do now is sneeze on her :p

I was half a second from posting this. What the hell would make you decide to run away from the situation as soon as possible? It's not as if you should've been afraid you'd beat the shit out of her, and a little confrontation every now and then is good for you.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

You don't beat a girl.
You can cuss her out like hell and sneeze on her sure.

[Zander]

Real men hit girls.

[gryph89]

Real men hit girls.

Only if you meet the following requirements :
You wear guinea tee's
YOu have a tattoo of your dog/pet/son/daughter on your arm

[Coffin Fedder]

Shit in a bag and leave it at her door step or puke on her feet when ya see her....damn french

This is exactly why I love you. What I suggest, piss in her lawn calling her a damn french and you hate her for it. Leave a piece of shit as period

[2xfire]

Give her the shocker!

[The Coder]

Heh. Not as bad as the uberpreppy Norwegian chick they stuck on the announcements at my school. You hear her voice, and you look for earplugs.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

A joke Zander? I'm hoping so...

[Jeffery]

Wait a minute.....

I thought this was a thread about Snarr....

[The AIDS Virus]

This is why I hate the french... sheer stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

Your reason is nice too.

[Blexican]

this is why you need a huge inflatable bubble.

[WaCk-HeAd]

This is why I hate the french... sheer stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

Your reason is nice too.

What worries me is that he still won 1500 euros.

What the hell? What were his previous questions? What color is my shirt?

[FreddyAdu23]

whats with the French? lol

[Punishment]

You should have unzipped, and released some love on her.

[Ächilles]

That's shitty. It's probably Tsars.

Yep. I got that. This chick coughed, then out of nowhere I got blindsided by this big Russian dude with a crown on his head. Then he just put his foot on my chest and screamed "down with Marxism."

[The AIDS Virus]

What worries me is that he still won 1500 euros.

What the hell? What were his previous questions? What color is my shirt?

Seriously... I think the part that worried me most was that the voting was close. I mean come on Frenchies, you should know what rotates around the earth, it shouldn't be a toss up.