Pick Your Captain

[TTitan44]

Ok, me and a few friends got into an arguement about this topic. Here's the situation.

"You are on an uncharted island in the middle of the ocean. You have a small boat that comfortably fits two people. You need to get back to the mainland. Which Captain do you choose to be on the island with you?"

[Cliche]

Someone with a TomTom.

[Ol' Time]

Sparrow.

[ACHANGEL]

Capt. America

[gryph89]

Captain Planet.

You can't beat him.

[TTitan44]

I picked Captain Morgan.

Got a little Captain in you?

[trugreatness20]

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.

[Worker]

Captain Planet.

You can't beat him.
Unless you throw some trash in his general direction, then hes hosed.

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.

A friend told you that right? or maybe you read it somewhere?

[gryph89]

Unless you throw some trash in his general direction, then hes hosed.


But it would provide amusement for my now boring island life, to see him flail on the ground when I throw something down.

PLanet : This is my side of the bed!
ME : Bitch shut yo mout

[trugreatness20]

I thought it was from some movie, not sure which one though.

[Greed]

I choose Captain Canuck.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Captain%20Canuck%201.jpg

[Worker]

But it would provide amusement for my now boring island life, to see him flail on the ground when I throw something down.

PLanet : This is my side of the bed!
ME : Bitch shut yo moutWell this is getting really interesting, you plan on sharing a bed with captain planet? Gonna have a little Captain(planet) in you?

[Tama Drummer]

Ct Jack Sparrow

Anyone else remember him (forum member)? He caused some TAO drama back a while I think, but I don't remember what it was about.

[The Cheat]

Captain Kirk. No Question.

[Cliche]

Captain LeChuck from The Curse of Monkey Island.

[BaxVarlet]

Captain Kangaroo.

[gryph89]

Well this is getting really interesting, you plan on sharing a bed with captain planet? Gonna have a little Captain(planet) in you?

of course, with his hunky green 80 styles mullet.

[FreddyAdu23]

Capt. Jack Sparrow

[meat.eater]

Captain America. Duh.

[*Sanosuke*]

Captain Cruch is the one whose going to provide all the food for you to survive on that long boat trip home...

[meat.eater]

With no milk! I'd rather forge for berries while Capt. American kills a wild boar for us to eat.

[R G]

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.

I think you forgot that this boat only handles two people...but I guess you and the Capt. Morgan can get it on and I just bet before you make it back to the mainland that you might just have a lil' captain in ya...:p

[Ol' Time]

0 votes on Captain Black, huh?

...Racists.

[mantis33]

Captain Crunch because he can spawn tons of cereal to take his ships anywhere.

[Zander]

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.
You're incorrectly referencing anchorman, and there would be no women. Just you, and captain morgan with blue balls.

[Anarchy_United]

Captain Arab.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.

Don't know where you get your research but Morgan is too weak. I tend to not serve dark liquor to women as the results usually end up with them going half crazy and acting stupid and by then you're too annoyed with them to think of sex. I usually go with Grey Goose.

But I'm off topic.

I'd go with Captain Morgan because he was the greatest pirate ever.

[ACHANGEL]

Captain Arab.

Captian Ahab you mean right??? From Mobby Dick

[CRX687]

Ok, me and a few friends got into an arguement about this topic. Here's the situation.

"You are on an uncharted island in the middle of the ocean. You have a small boat that comfortably fits two people. You need to get back to the mainland. Which Captain do you choose to be on the island with you?"

cap'n cruch magically appears in people's living rooms all the time... I don't see how you can go wrong with him.

[gryph89]

Captian Ahab you mean right??? From Mobby Dick

you're forgetting this is AU, his reason is not flawed

[Dark7]

Captain Obvious!

[TTitan44]

0 votes on Captain Black, huh?

...Racists.

Captain Black is a brand of little cigars.
http://www.payless-cigars.com/images/style/captblkgroup.jpg

[meat.eater]

Captian Ahab you mean right??? From Mobby Dick

Moby Dick you mean right??? From the book

[TTitan44]

Moby Dick you mean right??? From the book

The book you mean right??? From the library

[Match Strike]

No, I'm pretty sure it's "Arab."

[Match Strike]

Captain Obvious.

[pils]

Captain America. Duh.

I hate you. :dry:

[Anarchy_United]

Captian Ahab you mean right??? From Mobby Dick

No. I said Captain Arab and I meant Captain Arab. Hes was hired by the inter-planetary league of justice in order to embrace diversity.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5944/captainarabms7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ol' Time]

No. I said Captain Arab and I meant Captain Arab. Hes was hired by the inter-planetary league of justice in order to embrace diversity.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5944/captainarabms7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Funniest part is "Captain Arab" spawned a page of discussion.

[inked]

Captain Blackbeard. (I voted Captain Black for him)
Greatest pirate ever.
Know how he died?

November 22, 1718, with wicks laced with gunpowder and burning in his beard wearing a crimson coat with two swords at his side and a host of pistols commanding over 300 pirates he entered battle recieving 5 gun shot wounds and 20 sword slashes he finally died.

I wouldn't choose anyone else.

[Greed]

I'm going to go ahead and change my answer from Captain Canuck to Captain of Captain and Tennille. You know... love will keep us together.

[xerent]

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/pikmin/pikmin.jpg

This guy is handy!

[Anarchy_United]

Captain Underpants is a close second.

[R G]

Captain America. Duh.

Meat.eater it looks as though as if Marvel Comics was listening to you as they are bringing Captain America back.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080131/ap_en_ot/people_captain_america

[mushroom_girl]

Captain Jack Sparrow.

Just because it's Johnny Depp. :wub:

[uniquinous]

Captain Planet.

You can't beat him.FTW!

I picked Captain Morgan.

Got a little Captain in you?No, but if you do I hope you're using protection.

Morgan. It like works to get the girls naked 100% of the time, everytime.or, ya know, you'd be naked with a dirty old bearded pirate

With no milk! I'd rather forge for berries while Capt. American kills a wild boar for us to eat.crunch-berries, my dear meat, crunch-berries

No, I'm pretty sure it's "Arab."
pwnt

[|AFO|]

Captain Jack Sparrow.

Just because it's Johnny Depp. :wub:

Then you'd be picking Johnny Depp and not Jack Sparrow. =/

I'd have to go with Captain Crunch. I don't know where the man gets all that cereal.. but he has his own alternate universe thing.. which would be sweet.

[The SOB]

i choose captain Jack Sparrow. one reason is because he's freaking hallarious. another reason is because he'll have the booze with him so that we both could get trashed off our ass!