What would you do if you were god?

[Anarchy_United]

Suppose you inherited the job of god in todays current world. For example, if you are Hindu, you might say you would moo, or if you were a Puritan, you might say you would get angry at Sinners.

I, would start off by turning gravity off every couple of months for 2-3 minutes. In addition, there would be groups of midget cows riding bears EVERYWHERE. Also, lightning would strike the lowest point, rather than the highest point, in addition to being attracted to human flesh. It would be entertaining watching people climb trees during storms. And pirate hats would be mandatory. Chuck Norris would also be granted awesome supernatural powers. Bunnies would also spontaneously explode all the time. I would also Reincarnate Jesus and Ghandi, and have them fight to the death.

Yup... so what would you do?

[Tama Drummer]

i dunno

[Anarchy_United]

Oh, I'd also make it so gay people could have babies with eachother.

[Dark7]

i wasnt aware god existed

[Coffin Fedder]

If I were god and actually could somehow stay on the earth.
I would definitely end world hunger and help provide a better and more satisfying economy. I would help people with there needs and try having everyone better themselves so they can do something they want.

[Jeffery]

End it all.

[Punishment]

Oh, I'd also make it so gay people could have babies with eachother.

ew

[Greed]

If I were god and actually could somehow stay on the earth.
I would definitely end world hunger and help provide a better and more satisfying economy. I would help people with there needs and try having everyone better themselves so they can do something they want.

You'll definitely win Miss Teen USA with this one :p.

[Tama Drummer]

End it all.

emo

[Supersmiley :-)]

Well there is certainly a few people i might smite (sp?) :bigsmile:

[Coffin Fedder]

You'll definitely win Miss Teen USA with this one :p.

If that was a joke a terrible one indeed Jackass. Go downtown Vegas, it has got to be the most depressing thing in the world. You have mentally challenged people and people who literally can't work or even get a job. Then you have these little assholes who live off of welfare, which I think they is a disgrace because there trying to live nice. I mean, I understand people who have kids and there family members die and they can't do anything but go there. Then, you have the people who are working at fast food industries on welfare and there living in these nice houses. I just don't get it.

[The Stranger]

I'm not really sure what I would do if I was god. I would think I would do what god did and more. :)

-The Stranger

[Ol' Time]

I'm not really sure what I would do if I was god. I would think I would do what god did and more. :)

-The Stranger

What god has done? Psh.

[Hatchet Warrior]

I would start by bringing bruce lee back to life and having him and chuck norris fight to the death (even tho I would make them immortal). I would give jeffery super powers and I would kill president bush with a lightsaber........also, ninja's would wear pirate clothing and pirates would wear ninja clothing......

[Coffin Fedder]

Hatchet Warriors a dirty pirate hooker!

[†Tao Veteran†]

If I were god, I would think about bringing my loved ones who I have lost back to life but that's impossible. :( (says so in the bible)

Sooo, I would visit the poorest country on this planet and let them have an all out feast for their whole lives. Bring in new shipments of clothing each month. Get rid of all the tempting drugs nwhich are F-ing up peoples lives now-a-days. It's sad... It's sickning.

[Hugh Junit]

I, would start off by turning gravity off every couple of months for 2-3 minutes. In addition, there would be groups of midget cows riding bears EVERYWHERE. Also, lightning would strike the lowest point, rather than the highest point, in addition to being attracted to human flesh. It would be entertaining watching people climb trees during storms. And pirate hats would be mandatory. Chuck Norris would also be granted awesome supernatural powers. Bunnies would also spontaneously explode all the time. I would also Reincarnate Jesus and Ghandi, and have them fight to the death.



You had me at midget cows, then lost me at Chuck Norris.

[The AIDS Virus]

I would make the week 6 days long to piss off various people, but there would be leap weeks(add that extra day) ever 4 years too make it interesting. All people who don't think would be smited because they are obviously just mistakes. Anarchy would be the law(or lack thereof) on tuesdays and thursdays, democracy on fridays, communism on mondays, and wednesday and saturday shall be known as destopiaday 1 and 2. And the number 7 would no longer exist, to further confuse those who liked sunday. Last but not least, middle earth would invade within a month of my omnipotent overthrow.

Oh, and World Peace.

[Jeffery]

emo
No, an emo sits around and sulks, wanting to hurt themselves.

I'd rather wipe out humanity and start up a new realm.

I'd still be there. But you'd all be long gone, never to have existed.

[TTitan44]

I'll tell you what I wouldn't do if I were God.

[The SOB]

i would probably have to make an armageddon and send everyone to hell, including me because we are all sinners!

stupid sinners >.<

[dirka dirka]

I'd be really confused because I'd know I don't exist...

[Anarchy_United]

You had me at midget cows, then lost me at Chuck Norris.

Oh, but after that was over, he would be given the task and going around and killing anyone who had ever made a Chuck Norris joke, 1 every day.

[R G]

If I were God I think I would randomly take a big ole' sheot on people who didn't believe in me. Then they would wonder "Why is all this sheot on me?".

[WaCk-HeAd]

If I were god and actually could somehow stay on the earth.
I would definitely end world hunger and help provide a better and more satisfying economy. I would help people with there needs and try having everyone better themselves so they can do something they want.

You're running for...
You'll definitely win Miss Teen USA with this one :p.

Ah dammit, dude!

I would start by bringing bruce lee back to life and having him and chuck norris fight to the death

Me too. Here, I filmed it for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c

...

together with a random kitten...

[uniquinous]

This is a most excellent thread. :happy:

[shurtugal]

I would smite all? except the mods and a select others.
oh and fluffy my cat

[uniquinous]

ok, here's a toughy: what's the past tense form of "to smite"?

smitten? smote? smited? smoted?

[/\DarkWarrior/\]

If I was god what would I do....I'm not really sure. That is a good question.

[Anarchy_United]

ok, here's a toughy: what's the past tense form of "to smite"?

smitten? smote? smited? smoted?

Depends. He was smitten with love.

[shurtugal]

lol

[Hatchet Warrior]

o, I would also make it so budd was legal for all you guys.

[*Sanosuke*]

o, I would also make it so budd was legal for all you guys.

Kudos.


If I were god I would abuse my powers and myself human form.

[The Coder]

Kill souljaboy.
Kill the bigots.
Give the poor starving peoples food taken from the rich.
Only give STDs to assholes... Not literally.


Oh, I'd also make it so gay people could have babies with eachother.

But that would mean pun would have to start wearing a condom...

[bludhoundz]

I'd create a lot of beautiful women and have sex with them.

Incarnate myself as a human and run around with super powers.

Play funny pranks.

Try to make things more fair.

[Punishment]

Step 1 : Abolish clothes
Step 2 : Make both Emmy and Emma dig me.
Step 3 : Male Enhancement for myself.
Step 4 : Emmettes
Step 5 : I have always wanted a castle.

[shurtugal]

i still say do some smiting :p

[Coffin Fedder]

o, I would also make it so budd was legal for all you guys.

I was waiting for you to say that. BUt all honesty heres what I do. Death penatly the homo ways would be gone. Ninja Turtles would kick your ass our i'd have Bruce Lee and Jet Li beat your ass sinceless then we'd finally chinese water torture you. The grass would be cotton candy. Bud would be legal and all of you have to smoke with one another. Fight for the days of the week on the pipe:) It would rain radioactive acid that made you look like Krome.

[The SOB]

Step 1 : Abolish clothes
Step 2 : Make both Emmy and Emma dig me.
Step 3 : Male Enhancement for myself.
Step 4 : Emmettes
Step 5 : I have always wanted a castle.

so this must mean you're ugly and you have never had a girl/woman o.O

[Chess_Champion]

Well. . If I had god like powers but wasn't actually god. . .

1: Form a cult that worships me and make myself look extra creepy!!
2: You know those awsome looking hair styles in all the animes? The ones you can't actually do in real life? I would make it so you could do them in real life!!!
3: Abolish "The Norm" or make "The Norm" to not follow a norm!! Individualism!!
4: Unite the world under one ultimate group (the cult that worships me!!) World Peace!! A world government would end all the worlds’ problems!
5: Stop the media from ever being created!! (Starting with the Radio!!)
6: Erase all harmful vehicles from existence! (Cars, planes etc.)
7: Get rid of fast food!!
8: Challenge God for his title!!
9: Create my own fashion line! (Which only I am aloud to wear!!)
10: Destroy the grade system and create a whole other system known as "I.S" Intellect System, which will consist of Intellect Levels rather then grade levels, Students will be capable of moving up Intellect levels the moment their instructors feel they are ready, Every single living person, without exception must take schooling until they reach an intellect level of at least 15, whether they go to school until they are 10 or until the day they die. No one who has not attained an Intellect level of 15 is aloud to "Make Babies" To prevent the "Dumb Genes" from being passed on. Hopefully after a couple hundred years of my rule the world will be populated by intelligent peoples. Of course this system will be built in such a way to encourage personal paradigms!
11: A Minimum standard of high gene. I will not have people who haven’t showered in a weak walking around the streets of my world.
12: A Minimum level of politeness!! I will not have rude people or jerks in general walking the streets of my world! If you bump into me I expect you to say sorry!! If someone is walking behind you I expect you to hold the door for them.
13: Re-arrange the continents so that it makes a smiley face!
14: Make another planet with a different race on it so that we can have wars in space with them!! *Cues Star wars theme music*

Now I'm gonna be brutally honest and tell you what I would really do. Destroy the planet earth and everything on it, create a new planet and recreate the human race. Our race has royally screwed our selves over, it is beyond fixing, and the only thing left is to restart.

[Scorpionz]

Make the world oil supply infinite!

That'll show Al Gore where to put his earthly crap. :mad:

[Wisher]

Step 3 : Male Enhancement for myself.


You'll still be to small :/

[Ächilles]

I would start by bringing bruce lee back to life and having him and chuck norris fight to the death (even tho I would make them immortal).

Clearly you know nothing of cinema history. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c)

[Wizzy`]

Bruce Lee always wins.
Except when he died...he lost.

[Lord Sesshomaru]

I'd create a whole bunch of people.
But they would speak several different languages so they couldn't understand each other.
I'd give them all the same message that I created them in the name of peace and that I am the only God. I'd also tell them that anyone who doesn't believe in me is a heretic.
Then I'd give them all guns and watch the hilarity ensue.

[WaCk-HeAd]

I would start by bringing bruce lee back to life and having him and chuck norris fight to the death (even tho I would make them immortal).

Me too. Here, I filmed it for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c

...

together with a random kitten...

Clearly you know nothing of cinema history. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c)


You're such a #2. You'll never beat me. Noob.

[Lonely Tylenol]

Cease to exist.

P.S. Smote.

[/\DarkWarrior/\]

I would ban Geoff from TAO. =D

[Hatchet Warrior]

Clearly you know nothing of cinema history. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c)

Does anyone pay attention? I said to the death, yes, but I also said they would be immortal, so the fight would go on forever

[Lex]

I would turn the moon into cheese, set the pope and all catholic priests on fire, simulatneously explode every church in the world, and make the universe revolve around jupiter, just for shiggles.

[Nostalgia]

I would turn the moon into cheese, set the pope and all catholic priests on fire, simulatneously explode every church in the world, and make the universe revolve around jupiter, just for shiggles.

But then everyone would be jewish, like me. :p

[Kyir]

I'd trip people.

[Smilez]

I would make reading the comic strip Get Fuzzy a law, and get rid of salad. Also i would let The Cheat be king of the world to see what would happen.