Ways to tell that you are a noob in TAO

[map13]

Yea, so there's a million videos on how to tell your a noob in other games... Why not TAO? I'm thinking of making a video for this and putting it on youtube. So, put different ways that you can tell your a noob in TAO here ;)

Oh, and FYI... It's not that origional to say, "you know your a noob in tao if you make a thread entitled, ways to tell you are a noob in TAO." Yea, I'm expecing em' and I don't wanna start a flame war so let's try to be somewhat serious here :cool:.


Top 10 ways so far
10) If you're good at furgon races but nothing else involving gold units
9) They think stats mean something.
8) If you cyber
7) If you hit the back of your own knights when your using scouts
6) THEY USE A KNIGHT TO ATTACK YOUR LIGHTNING WARD
5) If your set has a DSM but no DT
4) If they tell you to press f5
3) Use the default for but replace one or two units for the wards.
2) If after every move they attack nothing
1) Your a noob if you think bloodreigns cool

[Tama Drummer]

...if your name is map13.

[map13]

lol, wasn't quite expecting that, but I'm not surprised ;)

[Cavour]

If you make a thread entitled, "Ways to tell that you are a noob in TAO."

[map13]

You know your a noob in TAO if you repeat what I say word for word :p

[Wizzy`]

You know your a noob in TAO if you repeat what I say word for word :p

You know your a...

Know what? Just stfu.

[AlabamaBoy]

If you think 1000 stats on army is hard in under an hour.

[Zander]

If you make a thread entitled, "Ways to tell that you are a noob in TAO."

[Wizzy`]

edit

[Hatchet Warrior]

If your from army in general, but from 04-05 army really :p

[Wizzy`]

If your from army in general, but from 04-05 army really :p

03-early 04 Army = Best.

[Hatchet Warrior]

04 army sucked. you guys hard more cyberers than you've had pills of xan and underwear combined.

[Wizzy`]

04 army sucked. you guys hard more cyberers than you've had pills of xan and underwear combined.

Not early 04. Thats when everyone from 2003 was just winding down..

[bloodreign]

EASY NOW GUYS...lol

My top 3 are listed below.. the big giveaway is this one...

1) THEY USE A KNIGHT TO ATTACK YOUR LIGHTNING WARD..(i always sprout a noob killing grin when the opponent does this)

2) When some noob (after bieng soundly hummiliated) resorts to spamming press f5 for more units.

3) Your a noob if you think bloodreigns cool.

[map13]

bloodreign is so cool!!! :D... oh wait :confused:

lol my top 3 are
1)If after every move they attack
2)If they want to be your "friend" :confused:
3)If they make a set up with 1 dsm, 1 dt, and 7 pyros :p

[The Coder]

...if your name is map13.

You forgot to include The Coder in the "If your name is" list.

[Zander]

You forgot to include The Coder in the "If your name is" list.
I have no idea wtf you are trying to accomplish with this post.

[Coffin Fedder]

Your know you're a complete TAO noob if your making pointless threads trying to make people believe there noobs. Would of worked if Wizzy wasn't here!

[CPC]

you guys hard more cyberers than you've had pills of xan and underwear combined.

Rofl!! :D

Usually I find people using several magic drops to try and pwn proves to be ineffective... I've always gone by 3 Knights, Scout/s, & Cleric as the essential pieces for a grey and usually any decent+ gold freestyle set. If they have the cleric within easy range of a DMW or a scout without a BW... that's pretty uber-noober. But I think the best was when I thought that asking someone to "cyber" was asking them to a game... Ugh that was pretty sad. I was noobified once I figured out what that meant. :p Now 1.5 years later, I can safely say I know what "cyber" means. :D

[Shiznit]

If you can't spell Armageddon the right way in a signature.. *coughmap13cough*

[The Coder]

I have no idea wtf you are trying to accomplish with this post.

What do we accomplish with any post in the big picture?

[Zander]

What do we accomplish with any post in the big picture?
I thought you might be trying to make some people laugh. Apparently you were just being a poopy petunia.

[The Coder]

I thought you might be trying to make some people laugh. Apparently you were just being a poopy petunia.

You don't need to amuse only others.

[Zander]

You don't need to amuse only others.
(:
A do a lot of "make myself laugh" posting.

[The Coder]

(:
A do a lot of "make myself laugh" posting.

Yup. And for some sadistic reason, I derive pleasure from insulting myself.

And I don't know why I'm trying to sound deep tonight.

And failing at it.

[mantis33]

bloodreign is so cool!!! :D... oh wait :confused:

lol my top 3 are
1)If after every move they attack
2)If they want to be your "friend" :confused:
3)If they make a set up with 1 dsm, 1 dt, and 7 pyros :p

You're a noob if you use four smilies in one post and have two in your sig.

[map13]

If you can't spell Armageddon the right way in a signature.. *coughmap13cough*

*looks down* :confused:... BRB!!!

You're a noob if you use four smilies in one post and have two in your sig.

Hey... I like my smiley's buddy!:*dwarf:

[The AIDS Virus]

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

>.< wrong thread...

[Supersmiley :-)]

1.) If your set has a DSM but no DTs
2.) If you hit the back of your own knights when your using scouts
3.) If you're good at furgon races but nothing else involving gold units
4.) If you make a gay name that makes people think you are a girl but you arn't but you never change it.

[Hugh Junit]

You're a noob if you use four smilies in one post and have two in your sig.


Testify, Tits!
Pretty hard to argue with that.

[bloodreign]

What do we accomplish with any post in the big picture?

Is Coder becoming emo?

[powza]

Edit.

I am a noob

[Jeffery]

Yea, so there's a million videos on how to tell your a noob in other games... Why not TAO? I'm thinking of making a video for this and putting it on youtube. So, put different ways that you can tell your a noob in TAO here ;)

Oh, and FYI... It's not that origional to say, "you know your a noob in tao if you make a thread entitled, ways to tell you are a noob in TAO." Yea, I'm expecing em' and I don't wanna start a flame war so let's try to be somewhat serious here :cool:.
1) You play TAO.

[powza]

You are a noob if Jeffery hasnt abused you yet....

[Jeffery]

You are a noob if Jeffery hasnt abused you yet....
No. You are a newb if Jeff hasn't abused you yet. You are a n00b if you make Jeff abuse you.

[Lonely Tylenol]

You're a noob if you use four smilies in one post and have two in your sig.

:eek:

What is wrong with you? Why do you have to hate on him for using smilies? :mad:

If I were blue I'd have banstick'd you to bandedville!

Consider yourself lucky! :bad:





:)

[powza]

lol. pwned

[mantis33]

lol. pwned

:help:Your:mamba:mom:buba:is:*orc:pwned.

[Lonely Tylenol]

:help:Your:mamba:mom:buba:is:*orc:pwned.

You don't have two smileys in your sig! Poseur! :mad::mad::mad::p

[Hellblazer]

You know you're a noob in TAO if you still say "your" in the place of "you're".

[Snowolf]

:eek:

What is wrong with you? Why do you have to hate on him for using smilies? :mad:

If I were blue I'd have banstick'd you to bandedville!

Consider yourself lucky! :bad:





:)

:fire::jester:lmao

You know you're a noob in TAO if you still say "your" in the place of "you're".

:( I am negged every time I make that mistake. :(

[mantis33]

You don't have two smileys in your sig! Poseur! :mad::mad::mad::p

But but but... did you have those smilies in there earlier? :(:(:(:(

[mino]

4.) If you make a gay name that makes people think you are a girl but you arn't but you never change it.

What made you think of that?

[map13]

No. You are a newb if Jeff hasn't abused you yet. You are a n00b if you make Jeff abuse you.

:confused:
Does that make weed a n00b? :dry:
:p:cool:

[meat.eater]

04 army sucked. you guys hard more cyberers than you've had pills of xan and underwear combined.

The game didnt even start having major cyber problems in general until mid-late '05.

[Jeffery]

I call bullshit.

There were cyberers on day 1. Army was nothing but cyberers for most of '04.

[CPC]

I call bullshit.

There were cyberers on day 1. Army was nothing but cyberers for most of '04.

Yeah, wherever you have the ability to chat, especially in private, you are bound to find cyberers. Its not like they spread the word about how wonderful it is to cyber on tao. They stumble upon it and immediately see the chat room.

[Punishment]

You're a noob at tao if you didn't win the GS1 Freestyle tournament.

Noobs

[Jonspen]

You know you're a noob in TAO if you still say "your" in the place of "you're".

You know you're a noob at TAO if you try to correct someone on grammar and get it wrong yourself.

LT said "Your sig"...he wasn't trying to say "you are sig", he was referring to the sig belonging to him so he used the correct one :rolleyes:

[inked]

1) If you call the Scout an Archer.
2) Attack nothing with your units because you don't understand that you can skip steps.
3) Use the default for but replace one or two units for the wards.

[Lonely Tylenol]

You know you're a noob at TAO if you try to correct someone on grammar and get it wrong yourself.

LT said "Your sig"...he wasn't trying to say "you are sig", he was referring to the sig belonging to him so he used the correct one :rolleyes:

Oh, was Hellblazer trying to correct me? I was unaware.

In that case, Hellblazer, you're a twice-over noob, once for trying to correct LT's impeccable grammar and once again for doing it wrong. :)

[Learz]

tl;dr

--They talk smack... and can't back it up.
--They claim they are going to hack you.
--They ask for a rematch, then change their formation to be an anti-your-formation... and still lose.
--They think stats mean something.

[Gypsy]

You're a noob if you use four smilies in one post and have two in your sig.

But I iz love teh smilies.

1.) If your set has a DSM but no DTs
2.) If you hit the back of your own knights when your using scouts
3.) If you're good at furgon races but nothing else involving gold units
4.) If you make a gay name that makes people think you are a girl but you arn't but you never change it.

ROFL @ 4

1) If you call the Scout an Archer.
2) Attack nothing with your units because you don't understand that you can skip steps.
3) Use the default for but replace one or two units for the wards.

QFT. Esp. 1.

--They think stats mean something.

HOW ELSE CAN WE KNOW YOU HAVE MAD SKILLZ?!?!?!?!1rmG@N?N@Lnl*spasm*

You can tell alot by name. Numbers, alt-code symbols, under_scores, dashes (when used as a space because they are used to some stupid game that doesn't allow spaces in your name), ALL CAPS and aLtErNaTiNg CaPs are all mega-fail.

[Boreal]

You know you're a noob when you make your pyro commit suicide.

[Jeffery]

Or when you refer to making inanimate characters in the game "do" anything.

[inked]

ROFL @ 4
Names like uh... Supersmily:-)? I thought they were a chick until this post, now I think and they have never made any attempt at saying they were one.

You can tell alot by name. Numbers, alt-code symbols, under_scores, dashes (when used as a space because they are used to some stupid game that doesn't allow spaces in your name), ALL CAPS and aLtErNaTiNg CaPs are all mega-fail.

Like 22woger22, De@thwish, Office_Shredder, Eindeg-Dein, THUNDER-K9, and ~SlayeR~?

That took a little work finding a cool alternating caps player. :/

[Wizzy`]

HOW ELSE CAN WE KNOW YOU HAVE MAD SKILLZ?!?!?!?!1rmG@N?N@Lnl*spasm*

You can tell alot by name. Numbers, alt-code symbols, under_scores, dashes (when used as a space because they are used to some stupid game that doesn't allow spaces in your name), ALL CAPS and aLtErNaTiNg CaPs are all mega-fail.

Reading your post I had hope for Legends, just MAYBE there is one person who isn't dumb.
But then I remember..You fell for me being a girl on Legends.
Hell, I don't even remember the name I used...Augen Auf? Yeah. That's what it was. You can't tell anything by anyones name.

[inked]

You'd be a messed up chick.

[Wizzy`]

You'd be a messed up chick.

I was a chick twice!

[Lord Sesshomaru]

Oh, was Hellblazer trying to correct me? I was unaware.

In that case, Hellblazer, you're a twice-over noob, once for trying to correct LT's impeccable grammar and once again for doing it wrong. :)

You may have impeccable grammar, but your spelling is atrocious. :p (not on this occasion though)

[Learz]

You can tell alot by name. Numbers, alt-code symbols, under_scores, dashes (when used as a space because they are used to some stupid game that doesn't allow spaces in your name), ALL CAPS and aLtErNaTiNg CaPs are all mega-fail.

One of my old names was FREESTATS4ME.
:p

[Lonely Tylenol]

Reading your post I had hope for Legends, just MAYBE there is one person who isn't dumb.
But then I remember..You fell for me being a girl on Legends.

Wizzy' lost this argument right there and now. You pretended to be a girl on Legends?

[map13]

you know your a noob if you pretend your a girl when your really a guy :p

K, I'm going to start filming now. Who want's to help???