Golem Crackslinger

[bloodreign]

GOLEM CRACKSLINGER

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d34/realistromeo/crackslinger.jpg

YO! dis be here the web page of the GOLEM CRACKSLINGER ya dig?


This golem is the most productive pusher on the block...or should i say 4-5 blocks. His delivery of his goods is unrivaled, able to throw his packages up to the highest rooftops and down the darkest seediest alleys, even over police barricades, this pusher is the best.

GOLEM CRACKSLINGER STATS:
HP:60
POWER: ADDICTION
ARMOR: A 50 CENT REPLICA ARMORED VEST
MOVEMENT: AWAY FROM THE PO PO
RECOVERY: hopes his clients dont.
RANGE: 4-5 BLOCKS
SPECIAL ABILITY: he thinks he's special even without one.


The GOLEM CRACKSLINGER has never been caught with the goods, he simply throws the crack as far away as possible and heads in the other direction.

He is friendly with the PIMP GOLEM often supplying his tricks with the hits they need,but he is always warry not to push on the PIMP GOLEMS territory, unless the pimp golem gets a cut.

And as always he is careful not to get high on his own supply. :D

[booyaka619]

Nice.

[-=DoW=-]

Another spin off idea like the pimp muddy.

[bloodreign]

"Like the pimp muddy?" like implies that the pimp muddy was a spinnoff!
Not so, the pimp muddy is the meanest, coolest, blingingest golem.

My golem is just a part of the PIMP MUDDY POSSE.

[trugreatness20]

Hell yea, let me get an 8-ball

[The Anti]

He needs a mafuckin Glock or a Mac-10 then we're good. :p

[bloodreign]

lol i actualy had a picture with him with a glock...decided it may be too much going on for such a small picture... i was going to give him a doo rag on his head and possibly some gold braclett bling and white sneakers.

All in time.... crackslinger is saving up for his BMW.

[The Anti]

Couple more nights out pimping and he'll probably have the cash...and maybe hit up a few banks..

[mino]

He aint no Pimp Muddy, but I like him!

[Knight~of~Honor]

/decent, but not as good as Pimp Muddy.
/agree with Mino

[Boreal]

Oh no, now there's going to be a Crackslinger Golem Fan Club...PMFC is gonna show them up fo' sho'!

[The Anti]

I like this one a lot, Lol. :p

[CPC]

Another spin off idea like the pimp muddy.

Stfu and gtfo. I love this. Keep making more of these, they make me laugh! :D

[Boreal]

Stfu and gtfo. I love this. Keep making more of these, they make me laugh! :D

Stoner Golem is next! :D

[The Anti]

You bet!

[mino]

Oh no, now there's going to be a Crackslinger Golem Fan Club...PMFC is gonna show them up fo' sho'!

It's all part of the Posse.

[The Anti]

All of the Gangsta Golems.

[mino]

:cool:

[Nightmarez]

pass me some crack!!!!

[mino]

All these great units have came from my brain child, Pimp muddy.

Damn I feel so proud.

[Boreal]

All these great units have came from my brain child, Pimp muddy.

Damn I feel so proud.

Which came from my suggestive comment on increasing mud golem power to 25. :cool: Wasn't that bloodreign's thread?

[bloodreign]

If there never was a pimp muddy, there would be no crackslinger.

It's nothin but a gangster party.

[map13]

lmao nice xD

Next thing to be made fun of is the enchantress I'm guessing lol =P

[Hunt ^^]

I like alot
Make a poll whether to add it to tao :cool:
You should add special just Pimpin.
Too cool for the game allows the user never to lose if you lose all your pieces its a draw.
If you wins you gets double stats.

[Sangro]

I Want Some Crack

[map13]

I Want Some Crack

... I'm sure you do...

[CPC]

I Want Some Crack

Golem Crackslinger will stand on the corner shortly after midnight and throw bags of crack at you if you'd like. :)

[TGR Leader]

Mabye if he's lucky Pimp Muddy can teach him some moves ? Well that's if he works with others. Not just Pimp' Slapes them hard ! Ouch ! :lol: I prefer your other unit, but this one is cool.:cool: