Awkward Moments Thread

[The Anti]

Okay. This thread is for all of your awkward moments, whether in TAO or in real life. I'll start.

I ran into my living room, randomly jumped over the couch, and landed in front of my dad and sister. I was wearing these loose basketball shorts, so when I landed my sack kinda flapped against my leg, and it made like a clapping sound almost. Then, my sister asks, "What was that noise?"

Awkward.

[Yogurt55]

wow......

[shurtugal]

Thats nasty ;)

[The Anti]

Yeah..pretty much. This thread is titled "Awkward Moments Thread," right?

[Jeffery]

This one time your sister walked in on me doing your mom.

[nukem-1]

Yeah..pretty much. This thread is titled "Awkward Moments Thread," right?

Hey, at least you weren't afraid to tell people about it. Some people would have never thought about that incident again. If that happened to me, I would have said something along the lines of, "What noise?". After that, I would say absolutely nothing.


I haven't had too many awkward moments that I can recall. However, there was one time when something a little strange happened. I'm not sure if it qualifies as an "awkward moment" to some people, but it does to me.

A friend and I went to this park where a family was having a get-together of some sort. It consisted of mostly older people. Well, my friend and I were getting a tad bored, so we decided to "crash" the party. We just walked over and started eating their food, as well as talking to some of the people there. A few times people would cock their head slight and say, "Who are they?" We would just say something along the lines of, "Hey, it's Tony (that's my name, obviously), don't you remember me?". Whether they actually convinced themselves that we were related to them or they just were playing along, my friend and I got some damn good food and drinks.

[The Anti]

Not all that awkward, but pretty sweet. =P

[Zander]

This one time, I was having an orgy with like 15 bisexual cheerleaders, and my mom walked in on us.

[Jeffery]

This one time, I was having an orgy with like 15 bisexual cheerleaders, and my mom walked in on us.
Reality Translator:

Zander was wacking it when his mommy walked in on him.

[shurtugal]

Reality Translator:

Zander was wacking it when his mommy walked in on him.

:rofl:

[The Anti]

Lmfao!

[Zander]

Reality Translator:

Zander was wacking it when his mommy walked in on him.
No really, I swear.
Honestly.
I turned over a new leaf, I don't lie about stupid stuff anymore.

[The Anti]

Yeah sure. :rolleyes:

[nukem-1]

Not all that awkward, but pretty sweet. =P

Like I said, the overall situation might not be considered awkward, at least to some people. However, I thought that the fact we weren't being questioned and/or removed from the party was a bit awkward.


I can remember one really awkward moment, quite recently actually. I was at home, sick with "the flu". Anyway, I was sitting at my computer doing some work. In the background, I had some video playing, I'm not sure which, but it had a bunch of scantily clad women dancing around (hey, the music was good, which is why it was playing). Now, my mother comes into the room and, believe it or not, she didn't knock! So, I turn around to ask her what she wants and I notice that her eyes shift focus from me, to my monitor, to something on my desk. I follow the "invisible line" and it turns out that she was looking at what I had on the left side of my desk. What was it? Well, sure enough, I had a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion. Now, before you make assumptions, I did not have those there for reasons that you are probably thinking of right now. However, my mother, I'm assuming, was thinking the same thing you are. She looked back at me and said, "I'm not even going there." Then, she left, like it was nothing. That was probably one of the most, if not the most awkward moment in my life...so far.;)

[Zander]

Dude, w/e. Believe what you want, but I really turned over a new leaf this time.

[Magician]

You said that last time too. :p

[The Anti]

Like I said, the overall situation might not be considered awkward, at least to some people. However, I thought that the fact we weren't being questioned and/or removed from the party was a bit awkward.


I can remember one really awkward moment, quite recently actually. I was at home, sick with "the flu". Anyway, I was sitting at my computer doing some work. In the background, I had some video playing, I'm not sure which, but it had a bunch of scantily clad women dancing around (hey, the music was good, which is why it was playing). Now, my mother comes into the room and, believe it or not, she didn't knock! So, I turn around to ask her what she wants and I notice that her eyes shift focus from me, to my monitor, to something on my desk. I follow the "invisible line" and it turns out that she was looking at what I had on the left side of my desk. What was it? Well, sure enough, I had a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion. Now, before you make assumptions, I did not have those there for reasons that you are probably thinking of right now. However, my mother, I'm assuming, was thinking the same thing you are. She looked back at me and said, "I'm not even going there." Then, she left, like it was nothing. That was probably one of the most, if not the most awkward moment in my life...so far.;)
Lmao so why did you have lotion and tissues down there? :P

[Boreal]

This one time, me and the rest of CPF were having this major cyber orgy, but then my dad came down and started reading over my shoulder. He still looks at me strangely when I say I have to use the computer...

[nukem-1]

Lmao so why did you have lotion and tissues down there? :P

It was just a coincidence that they were placed next to each other. ;)

[The AIDS Virus]

Dude, w/e. Believe what you want, but I really turned over a new leaf this time.

Smokin' the reefer now eh?

[Wisher]

i kicked a rock it hit this guy and he fell.

[Sangro]

k nobody bother telling sex stories or anything to do with sex except masturbation because NOBODY on this forum will believe you. hmm awkward is when you kiss your girlfriend and your band director yells from 30 feet away. that was so weird. we were like back to back hes got like the best eye-ear coordination ever!

[Zander]

k nobody bother telling sex stories or anything to do with sex except masturbation because NOBODY on this forum will believe you.
Yeah but my story really happened.

[CPC]

Most awkward moment on tao was when a kid wanted to join my clan, but his Dad wanted to interview me in the GL lobby first because my clan has the word "cyber" in it. He was worried that his 14 year old boy would join a cybering clan. So I ended up being interogated for 20 minutes by this Dad in order to let a gold in. Who then ended up being a terrible 1200 gold anyway. Lesson I learned was if people's dad's need to take their spot, its not worth the hassle.

Made a thread about that bizarre incident a while ago.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35279

[The Coder]

Yeah but my story really happened.

ZOMG SO DID MINE BAT DEY DoNT BELEEVE ME

[bloodreign]

While not as epic as the ballsack clap, i do have a small tale to tell.

You see when i drive to work i pass through a part of town that is close to many colleges and many young girls walk to college and school early in the morning..

Oftentimes i admired them as i drove to work...sometimes seeing them in the Local 7 11 as i purchased my morning coffee...

One day the strangest thing happened, i pulled up in my car at the 7-11 and out of my passenger side mirror i see this fantastic booty I MEAN FANTASTIC it was a 10 on the bootymeter...i didn't she her face but she was wearing brown jeans...

After purchasing my tasty beverage i promptly started my engine to go to work..... well riddle me this riddle me that the girl with the NICE booty is at my passenger door... she asks for a ride.. i say sure where are you going..she says about 2 blocks away.

I agree to let her in, she is a 20-24 ish young girl...blond with a realy nice face.. she then engages me in "small talk" somehow she askes me where do i live...i give her a reply and she then says "you mean you dont live in a hotel around here?'...i try to quikly change the subject and ask where she wants to be dropped off. She says it doesn't matter (I REALIZE SHE IS PROTITUTE)
She kepps trying to do the smalltalk thing but i go to the nearest gas station (only a block away from where i work) I park and politiely bid her adoo....but just before she got out of my car a person i worked with came out of that gas station......NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HAD A GRINN THE SIZE OF THE JOKER.

Guess what story people had heard that day......" "BLOODREIGN"likes his prostitutes in the morning!
This went on for months....it realy didn't bother me because i knew the truth...but it was aqward the first day..my boss looked at me different from that day forward.

[CPC]

Blah blah blah.

LOL! Thexy time in the morning for you eh Mr. bloodreign? Yet you still managed to get caught. :rolleyes:

[map13]

Okay. This thread is for all of your awkward moments, whether in TAO or in real life. I'll start.

I ran into my living room, randomly jumped over the couch, and landed in front of my dad and sister. I was wearing these loose basketball shorts, so when I landed my sack kinda flapped against my leg, and it made like a clapping sound almost. Then, my sister asks, "What was that noise?"

Awkward.


lmao, nice, Don't worry happens to me a lot lol.

Yea, I got a million, but here's one that's sweet and to the point lol.

I was making out with my gf at the time and I started to finger her and my mom walked in the room :dry:

[Hunt ^^]

Haha funny Blood
I could imagine that actually happening though

[CPC]

Haha funny Blood
I could imagine that actually happening though

But I thought you said you were sackless yesterday? No sack-clap for you! :p

[map13]

But I thought you said you were sackless yesterday? No sack-clap for you! :p

:rofl:

[mino]

This one time, me and the rest of CPF were having this major cyber orgy, but then my dad came down and started reading over my shoulder. He still looks at me strangely when I say I have to use the computer...

I started that. :cool:

[The AIDS Virus]

I was walking up the stairs at school with a lady friend of mine once and she tripped. I started laughing, naturally, because it was an awkward, try-to-save yourself on the way down fall, and she didn't get hurt. Then after we got up the stair I tripped over my own foot and face-planted into the cement. Smooth.

[Wisher]

every day at school Mick lol

[The Anti]

all the time lol...marlene and nancy

But yeah...

Sackclap > all of j0o!!

[Lkalfaro]

Oh wow guys, lol lets move on to a different awkward topic.

[The Anti]

I'm trying to remember some of my epic ones. :)

[Pizza]

I was doing jumping jacks at gym class and my sack kept slapping :P I was embarrassed.

[Lkalfaro]

Ok enough wiht the sack clapping fellas lol

[The AIDS Virus]

Ok enough wiht the sack clapping fellas lol

Yes we can all take solace in the fact that we all have that moment, lets just stop posting about it now... unless you somehow did it and it was like publicly miked. Then I would like to hear about it.

[sooner4life]

The topic should be renamed "The interesting things your sack has done".

[CPC]

The topic should be renamed "The interesting things your sack has done".

LOL. Yeah but then this thread would be rated X. We don't even want to go there, or do we? :p

[Zander]

I was doing jumping jacks at gym class and my sack kept slapping :P I was embarrassed.
I believe you.

[inked]

The Greatness of Hulky.

Alright.

6 years old.
It was the first grade and I had my first crush on the most awesome girl ever, Megan. I liked her so much and wanted to be her boyfriend. So I laid out my mad girl skillz. I knew every Thursday she wore a Warner Bros red shirt with the Animaniacs on it. So I went and got one and we were "twins" every Thursday. Oh yeah she liked me.

Anyways, I started doing bad in Math because instead of doing 1+4=5 I was writting Mark+Megan=friends and Mark+Megan=twins and that sort of stuff. Anyways, Valentines Day 1994(?) we went to school and during recess she kissed me. I turned bright red and ran away just to throw up outside of class and was sent to the nurse to explain what happened.

7 years old
One of my good friends had a crush on this girl in class and asked me to help him out since I had mad girl getting skillz. So I agreed. I went home that day and realized I had no idea wtf to do and that girl didn't like me. So! I wrote a letter in girly writting saying something along the lines of "Hey Jack, I was wondering if you liked me? signed girls name" and I put it in his cubby hole. He was like "Mark! Guess what happened?" this went on for about a month before he went up to her and said he liked her and he wanted to hang out more. She shot him down like mad and was like "eww boys are gross" and said she didn't like him. Anyways, I had to explain to the him and the teacher what I did and why I was sorry.

10 years old
5th grade. Only a few things I remember, but the thing I remember most was Sex Ed. The first thing we learned was farting. The second was how babies come from women, then sex, then oral and anal sex and how they are bad. I stood up and asked "if guys like anal sex then why do women exist, aren't guys capable of doing it with friends?" I was sent home for my mom to tell me.


12 years old.
I liked this one girl and I played a lot of basketball. She became my cheerleader for one of the games we played and I was doing pretty good. She had made a sign and was shouting out my name and as I went to shoot a 3 pointer I jumped up and my shorts fell to my knees and shoes came off. Looks like my mom had shopped and got me big clothing that Summer. I missed the shot and didn't talk to her for 6 more years.

14 years old
My first year of High School and I was on the football team. It was our second game and they let me start at cornerback. Our team was pretty solid and we thought we would win. Anyways, we show up and 5'1" me gets lined up against 6'0" held back two years wide reciever. He ends up personally scoring 4 touchdowns and winnning them the game single handedly. I was removed from the roster of offense and defense and put only as special teams. My nickname became "Special" for the rest of the season.

15 years old
I began to play TAO. Girls no longer mattered. Incredibly embarresing.

17 years old
I went to my first party to drink. It was after Junior prom and the girl I went with went home and I was with some friends and getting HAMMERED. I drank Long Island Iced Teas and vodka for about 2-3 hours and was bright red and slurring like crazy. My friend tried weed and he was my ride. He left and I wouldn't ride with him since he was high. He got about 5 feet out of the driveway before hitting the house we were at killing the bush and nailing the garage door. My sober friend and like 3 other of my friends bounced because we didn't want to get in trouble and I kept screaming "stop sign" whenever there was one. Anyways the sober driver was like "I see the stop signs, but do you like Brianna?" and I went off for about 2 hours about all my fantasies with Brianna. The next day, Brianna found out. I ended up dating her the next year.

18 years old
I went to this one party with a bunch of friends at one of their houses. We were pre-party drinking there and I was pretty drunk. They tell me a girl is comming to the party named Kerry and she wanted to go all the way with me. Holy Cow! I can lose it tonight! That's all I was thinking. So about an hour later Kerry arrives and I think she is asian, but when sober she is clearly white. Anyways, things go well and she is about to kiss me in front of everybody. They are all like "ooooo", and when she is about a half an inch from my lips I say " Hey are you Drew's brother? You look just like him." I slept on the coach and when I woke up I was in bed with two of my female friends (no clue how I got from the coach there, but they said a gay guy was hitting on me so they took me away.) Anyways, they are yelling at me about calling Kerry the name Drew. I guess they really were brother and sister and I had not only told her she looked like him, but I told her Drew is my PE lockermate and I hoped when she got in her underwear she didn't look like him. HAHAHA good times.

18 years old
My gay friend and one of my good female friends work at Jamba Juice and they said they found me this beautiful 20-21 year old that wants to get a boyfriend. OMG. So I start going there and talking to her a little and I got a date on my 3rd-4th visit. I go in one more time before our dat that weekend and I ordered her favorite smoothie and she was all happy and excited to make it since it isn't on the menu. My female friend was also working and she winked at me and I was like oh yeah I gotz da moves. Anyways the smoothie comes up and I am on the bar stool with it next to me and she turns around to make the last order before she can sit next to me and talk. I have a major hard on, so naturally I reach down and adjust. With my hand deep inside my pants Cindy turns around smiling at me to ask how the smoothie is. I immediatly jerk my hand out of my pants and hit the smoothie. I fall face first off the bar stool with smoothie all over me and my hand is still stuck in my pants. My friend is roaring in laughter and Cindy was like "OMG what did you do? (thinking she didn't see) Are you okay? (awesome she thinks I just fell, not too bad.) How is your hand? (oh snap. *turns red*) Were you just ing? (*leaves Jamba and never reurns*). I ended up dating her coworker a month or two later after that story died.

18 years old

I am in Brasil for my 4th time. I am of legal drinking age and go out with a couple friends of mine to local bar hop. I am so hammered its stupid. Beer is $0.33 a bottle and I sucked up more liquor than imaginable. After a couple bars we hit a club were I ask this girl if she would go back to my place on the river to have sex. She kept telling me she had a boyfriend and my Brasilian friends kept translating to me that she wanted me and I should buy her a drink. Anyways, that turned out bad, so we went to the strip club. They tell the manager that I am American, drunk, and its my birthday. I get 2 strippers to myself, but am so messed up I can't feel the lap dance and they send me to the stage for a personal dance, I pass out for a bit and wake up to me friend telling me that she wants to do me for $30. I say its too much money (lol $30?). So she drops the price to $15 because its my birthday, I respond that too is too much and I should get two girls for $15. So she drives it down to $10 for two girls for an hour! OMG. I say no. My friend looks at me like I am crazy and I pee my pants. We were kicked out and I haven't been that drunk since.

19 years old
I come home on leave from the military for my best friends birthday. We drink and drink and its me, him and his girlfriend. I starteto hit on her a little, but jokingly. It's cool, but then her friend and her friends boyfriend come. I hit on the friend like mad and tell her I like her nose, and I called her like 50 different names because I couldn't remember her real one. Anyways her boyfriend thinks I am hilarious so he tells me that he is cool with me and I can have his girl friend. I think "Does this ever happen? I dunno, but I am awesome so maybe!". Anyways, the girl asks me to go to the bedroom with her I get up and my best friends girl friend says not to go with the other girl and she wants to sleep with me. I turn to my best friend and he is like "whatever dude". Anyways, both girls took me to the bedroom and I passed out. They partied for a couple more hours. I woke up the next morring without pants or shirt and my friend and his girlfriend were makign breakfast. They told me I was funny last night and that was the best birthday present ever. The embarresing part, I don't know what I did other than try and get laid while I was incredibly drunk.

I got more, like tons, but I don't want to admit to some, and this list would be so long it would be crazy.

[Lkalfaro]

10 years old
5th grade. Only a few things I remember, but the thing I remember most was Sex Ed. The first thing we learned was farting. The second was how babies come from women, then sex, then oral and anal sex and how they are bad. I stood up and asked "if guys like anal sex then why do women exist, aren't guys capable of doing it with friends?" I was sent home for my mom to tell me.

:rofl:

[The Anti]

Wow great stories Hulky lol. I got another one from today.

So today we had some relatives over, and we were all sitting outside on my patio in the back. Then, my neighbor's dog walks into our yard, and my dog is outside also. My dog and my neighbor's dog both happen to be obsessed with each other, and they're opposite sexes, so yeah. Guess what happens. The male dog (my neighbor's dog) has a major stiffy once he reaches my patio. My dog walks over to him, and they sniff, do the dog stuff, and then....my neighbor's dog mounts my dog, and starts to hump, and all of my grandparents, aunts, parents, and sister are just watching until my dad goes and breaks them up.

Phew.

[CPC]

Wow great stories Hulky lol. I got another one from today.

So today we had some relatives over, and we were all sitting outside on my patio in the back. Then, my neighbor's dog walks into our yard, and my dog is outside also. My dog and my neighbor's dog both happen to be obsessed with each other, and they're opposite sexes, so yeah. Guess what happens. The male dog (my neighbor's dog) has a major stiffy once he reaches my patio. My dog walks over to him, and they sniff, do the dog stuff, and then....my neighbor's dog mounts my dog, and starts to hump, and all of my grandparents, aunts, parents, and sister are just watching until my dad goes and breaks them up.

Phew.

Ew CEX! That so is not normal! :p

[Blexican]

walking in on yourself.

[AlabamaBoy]

Sleeping in a hotel with your girlfriend and waking up to your two friends having intense sex in the bed four feet away from you..... at seven in the morning.

Awkward.

SEVEN!?

I mean come on.

[The AIDS Virus]

Sleeping in a hotel with your girlfriend and waking up to your two friends having intense sex in the bed four feet away from you..... at seven in the morning.

Awkward.

SEVEN!?

I mean come on.

Started out this mornin' feelin' so polite

[Scorpionz]

Last year, my friends and I were finally allowed to go to the big concert of the year (bass in the grass) which has most of the touring aussie bands come along. were like "sweetz" but we promised wed stay in the alchohol free sections.

Anyway, some of these bands were just HORRIBLE and like, there was nothing to do. At bass, you get wrists bands to be allowed in, over 18's got red ones which let them buy alchool, so my mate goes into the mosh pit, rips one off someone, and goes and gets some rum and coke.

That started the drinking, and by about 11pm, we were drunk as hell, i remember whistling at some chick and my mate and i being invited to her and her friends hotel room, being the drunk, horny guys we were, of course we said yes.

so, we manage to get to the hotel about 3 blocks away, get into the room with about 2 other chicks. they all go to thee bathroom and me and my mate are wondering what the hell to do. i remember getting called in there and finding 1 girl vomiting and crying and the other 2 being all worrieds and calling people on their mobiles.


We left.


i know it isnt awkward, but it was just something...weird.

[The Anti]

That's really strange dude..

[The AIDS Virus]

That's just flat out weird dude.

I have another.

So I was the youngest kid on the block growing up, and I learned to swim when I was 2. So I regularly went to the pool every day of every summer. When I was about...7 I'd say, the older kids found out that I was a rather light acrobatic kid, and there was this 30-yr-old dude who came down regularly. He was completely ripped, I'm talking muscles on muscles. Anyway, we used to coordinate stunts where I would be flung into the air and flip, cartwheel, and sommersault into the deep end of the pool. Well one day I believe his name was Pete, decided to be funny and came up like he was going to do a trick with me and pants'd me on the diving board. I wasn't wearing anything underneath... it was extremely embarrassing. Looking back on it I laugh though, I don't live there anymore and it's funny looking back.

[The Anti]

That's just flat out weird dude.

I have another.

So I was the youngest kid on the block growing up, and I learned to swim when I was 2. So I regularly went to the pool every day of every summer. When I was about...7 I'd say, the older kids found out that I was a rather light acrobatic kid, and there was this 30-yr-old dude who came down regularly. He was completely ripped, I'm talking muscles on muscles. Anyway, we used to coordinate stunts where I would be flung into the air and flip, cartwheel, and sommersault into the deep end of the pool. Well one day I believe his name was Pete, decided to be funny and came up like he was going to do a trick with me and pants'd me on the diving board. I wasn't wearing anything underneath... it was extremely embarrassing. Looking back on it I laugh though, I don't live there anymore and it's funny looking back.
Lmao that's hilarious. I remember one time in fourth grade one of my best friends was pants'd while peeing into the urinal and he fell down and he was still peeing so he was like fountain or something!

[Wizzy`]

The Greatness of Hulky.

7 years old
One of my good friends had a crush on this girl in class and asked me to help him out since I had mad girl getting skillz. So I agreed. I went home that day and realized I had no idea wtf to do and that girl didn't like me. So! I wrote a letter in girly writting saying something along the lines of "Hey Jack, I was wondering if you liked me? signed girls name" and I put it in his cubby hole. He was like "Mark! Guess what happened?" this went on for about a month before he went up to her and said he liked her and he wanted to hang out more. She shot him down like mad and was like "eww boys are gross" and said she didn't like him. Anyways, I had to explain to the him and the teacher what I did and why I was sorry.

10 years old
5th grade. Only a few things I remember, but the thing I remember most was Sex Ed. The first thing we learned was farting. The second was how babies come from women, then sex, then oral and anal sex and how they are bad. I stood up and asked "if guys like anal sex then why do women exist, aren't guys capable of doing it with friends?" I was sent home for my mom to tell me.



Those ones made me laugh.

Everyone else,

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19443
Sir Vival is greater than you.

[Yogurt55]

One time in 5th grade we had to change out for P.E. and I had a boner. So when I took my pants off that was sticking out there.

[Wizzy`]

One time in 5th grade we had to change out for P.E. and I had a boner. So when I took my pants off that was sticking out there.

You had a boner...getting changed in P.E.?

[Supersmiley :-)]

who changes in fifth grade

[bloodreign]

The Greatness of Hulky.

Alright.

6 years old.
Anyways, I started doing bad in Math because instead of doing 1+4=5 I was writting Mark+Megan=friends and Mark+Megan=twins and that sort of stuff. Anyways, Valentines Day 1994(?) we went to school and during recess she kissed me. I turned bright red and ran away just to throw up outside of class and was sent to the nurse to explain what happened.
teacher what I did and why I was sorry.



Does mean YUR GAI?

j/k i would usualy have the opposite reaction.... if it was a guy i'd puke.

[bloodreign]

I remeber 2 things... calling my teacher "mom" several times in my early days..

And when i took a pee in the male urinals i would always drop my pants and underwear right to my ankles... the other kids always wondered why i had my butt hanging out all the time... and i couldn't figure out how to hold up my pants and underwear and handle the digler at the same time...

[Lkalfaro]

:rofl:

[Wizzy`]

:rofl:

Hey...heeeeeeeey.
Only pinkie and Jaymee get to use pink text.

[The Anti]

You start changing in fifth grade? :confused:

[Yogurt55]

yeah..

[The Anti]

That’s weird..

[RAGING INFERNO]

One time in 5th grade we had to change out for P.E. and I had a boner. So when I took my pants off that was sticking out there.

It had to be because of my sexy body. :p

(We went to the same school until he left in sixth grade)

[The Anti]

Okay, uber bump here. But I think it's for a good cause

Today in history we were taking notes off a power point, and not only was it incredibly boring, but I was really tired, as I've been sick the last two days. So I put my arm down and rest my head kinda where my bicep meets my elbow, and just relax. I'm still paying attention and looking at the board and all. And I was wearing a sweetshirt today, so the desk became somewhat slippery around my arm. So my elbow slipped off the desk, and all of my weight and momentum/gravity whipped me down. Then my face slammed against the side of the desk, and my feet got stuck somewhere under my desk, so I completely fell over and hit the deck. Not only did I fall over, but I torpedoed into the girl next to me, who then fell out of her desk. Then everyone, including the teacher, has that "wtf is wrong with you" look on there face. >.>

/embarassment

[Zander]

One time in 5th grade we had to change out for P.E. and I had a boner. So when I took my pants off that was sticking out there.
Unless you're willing to back that up with an "I knew it was going to happen," i don't believe you.

[OFFLINE]

Ok this is how you making someone feel awkward

You: wanna here a knock-knock joke?

Them: sure

You: ok, but in order for this joke to work you gotta start the knock knock.ok?

Them: ok, knock knock.

You (pretending like there about to tell you a joke): whos there?

And then they will say thier name or something, then all you do is stare at them then slowely walk away

[Unforgottner]

"The interesting things your sack has done".

Your mom.

[The Anti]

Mmmk, another bump.

Today, walking with a few of my best friends in the hall and we were having a really weird conversation, to say the least. It eventually led to us just trying to say the most awkward thing between all of us. Don't judge us. It was getting pretty intense, so I dropped a good one. I said, "This kid fingered his mom." The only response was from a teacher behind me, who said something like "not appropriate language for school." yada yada yada. at least i didnt get a detention, because THAT would be an awkward thing to have to show my parents on the form. :)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

meh ^

yesterday, in spanish class, we were talking about chinese. so i raise my hand and say something like (in spanish) my (male) cousin learns chinese and blah blah blah here are some things he told me about it.

my teacher: donde estudia?
me: en Princeton University
my teacher: ahh... tiene un novia? (does he have a girlfriend)
me: un novio (boyfriend)
my teacher: ... es un error grammatica?
me: no, Senora.
my friend sitting next to me: *whisper* I think you meant novia.
me: I did not.

...

[Anarchy_United]

"The only reason we aren't fucking is because you aren't gay" (To my friend in the school library)
Yup, I'm pretty cool.

[KickAssPlaya]

"The only reason we aren't fucking is because you aren't gay" (To my friend in the school library)
Yup, I'm pretty cool.

That is pretty damn awkward.. :p

[The Anti]

I love great conversation starters

"So this chick was giving me head. then i spat on her"

[_Thunder_]

Ok so I'm coming home from basketball practice one day with my buddy, I'm driving and we pull up to a SONIC. I order, everythings cool. Girl comes to the window, I fumble around some change and cash my friend gives me.. >.> and we kind of do this awkward heres the bag of food, heres the money thing, I gave her like... 8$ and it was 7.25$ she starts to WALK AWAY with my change when I say "keep the change" kind of under my breath when she just started walking away, she looks back, I give her the "keep going" sign with my hand... with my friend having a laughing attack in the passenger. >.>>>

[Blexican]

So we(me n thund) go to pick up modern warfare 2 at our local gamestop. We stand in line for a good 40 minutes and we finally get up to the counter.

The guy at the counter asks the 2 people in front of us for there receipts. They hand it over and the guy behind the counter loudly says PS3 or 360. Letting the people behind him know which to grab for him. We walk up, and Thunder is pretty excited and not really paying attention.

"receipt please"
*hands it over*

"360!"
Thunder : Yeah.. .its .... 3.. 60.

Thunder thought the guy was talking to him and the guy laughs it off. Trying to make it less awkward for me, i say "hes just excited".

Trust me it was awkward.

[_Thunder_]

This was not one that I was going to tell. >.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

so, you guys are sticking to the whole "we're twins!" thing?

[Unforgottner]

oh how droll!

[The Anti]

so i hate it when you or you and a friend are the only ones laughing during class...which for me happens like once a day. my science teacher said "hex nuts" and my lady friend and i just lost it.

[Hugh Hefner]

That’s weird..

Not as weird as your signature. :p

Ok so I'm coming home from basketball practice one day with my buddy, I'm driving and we pull up to a SONIC. I order, everythings cool. Girl comes to the window, I fumble around some change and cash my friend gives me.. >.> and we kind of do this awkward heres the bag of food, heres the money thing, I gave her like... 8$ and it was 7.25$ she starts to WALK AWAY with my change when I say "keep the change" kind of under my breath when she just started walking away, she looks back, I give her the "keep going" sign with my hand... with my friend having a laughing attack in the passenger. >.>>>

They walk to your window at your local Sonics? Here my friends and I drive down 20 miles to the closest Sonic so we can be served by a dude on roller blades. Its pretty entertaining watching him or even if it is a she, come roller skating over trying to balance the tray of food without eating shit on the way.

[KickAssPlaya]

I was with CPC's mom on a date...when out of nowhere he comes to the same restaurant as us! :eek:


/awkward

[Hugh Hefner]

I was with CPC's mom on a date...when out of nowhere he comes to the same restaurant as us! :eek:


/awkward

You didn't finish the story about what I did when I saw you two together...

[The Anti]

The two of them broke through the bed frame :D

[Liquid Swordsman]

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.

[KickAssPlaya]

You didn't finish the story about what I did when I saw you two together...

Well I will say this..I did get my happy ending! :)

[Wizzy`]

I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.

Did you know that the most interesting man in the world is just an actor? :| He's actually pretty boring.

[Hugh Hefner]

Well I will say this..I did get my happy ending! :)

Impressive. So impressive I'll even let it go. Especially since my mom's dead! /Lame yomuthaisdead joke

[DrumFillLegend]

Awkward moments....

Cockblocking.

[IceNineKills]

An awkward moment is,

When you walk in on your bestfriend having sex with your ex.

[Lex]

An awkward moment is,

When you walk in on your bestfriend having sex with your ex.

..and then join in.

[Hugh Hefner]

..and then join in.

...and then your mom walks in.

[Boom! Headshot.]

...and then your mom walks in.

who then takes a picture.

[DrumFillLegend]

who then takes a picture.

and (if hot) joins in.

[CPC]

and (if hot) joins in.

Only if its baseballboys mom

[DrumFillLegend]

Only if its baseballboys mom

Pic or GTFO ;)

[Faulty Logic]

Awkward is hooking up with 3 girls at a party at your boys house in his lil brothers bed. Then finding out 2 of the girls are best friends and came in the same car to the party, and not only that, but that they are also best friends with your Ex and spending the whole day with her the next day. Then waking up the next day on your friends couch and meeting his little brother for the first time and trying not to laugh as you remember the night before... (his lil bro is 16)

___________

Awkward is being is dating a girl, and also dating her older sister's best friend, then being introduced to her mom in front of the girl you are dating by her sister as her best friends boyfriend...

[Unforgottner]

Awkward is fisting yo boys little bro in his older sister's bed all whilst intoxicated, dude.

[bdog1321]

Awkward is being is dating a girl, and also dating her older sister's best friend, then being introduced to her mom in front of the girl you are dating by her sister as her best friends boyfriend...

So...you're cheating on a girl with her sister's friend.

On top of the drinking issues?

I won't lie, you've got some serious issues. Not as an insult, but get help. Really.

[Faulty Logic]

So...you're cheating on a girl with her sister's friend.

On top of the drinking issues?

I won't lie, you've got some serious issues. Not as an insult, but get help. Really.

Serious issues?

[bdog1321]

Alcoholic...No (apparent) sense of right and wrong... Didn't you say you've already been to a psychiatrist though? Dunno what you can do if that didn't work :(

[Faulty Logic]

Alcoholic...No (apparent) sense of right and wrong... Didn't you say you've already been to a psychiatrist though? Dunno what you can do if that didn't work :(



I'm having fun with my life... I may make a lot of mistakes, but at least I'm out and doing what I want to do.... maybe you are too, and thats cool, but I dont see the point in constantly trying to tell me i need to change when I'm fully functional as I am. I might not be in the most optimized situation according to your beliefs, but to me, I'm doing just fine. I've been in much worse situations, and I've come out on top.

[Wizzy`]

i'm having fun with my life... I may make a lot of mistakes, but at least i'm out and doing what i want to do.... Maybe you are too, and thats cool, but i dont see the point in constantly trying to tell me i need to change when i'm fully functional as i am. I might not be in the most optimized situation according to your beliefs, but to me, i'm doing just fine. I've been in much worse situations, and i've come out on top.

d:

[Xiahou Dun]

I want everyone on this forum to think that I am really really cool and get loads of tail.

OMG yoo soo crayzee!

[bdog1321]

If you're satisfied with it, go for it. Just saying if it keeps biting you in the ass, maybe it's not worth it.

[Faulty Logic]

OMG yoo soo crayzee!
This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
If you're satisfied with it, go for it. Just saying if it keeps biting you in the ass, maybe it's not worth it.

Oh yeah, there are some parts of my life style I'm steadily trimming off.... I see it as I'm young enough to try a lot of things *not necessarily substances I mean literally try new things* and see what works for me. As long as I dont end up creating a situation which prevents me from moving forward I dont see anything wrong with experimenting.... I dont plan on doing the same things, I plan on acquiring new activities and letting go of some, and some will also stay, becoming either more or less integral to my everyday life.

[Xiahou Dun]

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Cool...

What was the dumbest?

[Faulty Logic]

Cool...

What was the dumbest?

haha wow. I never came on here claiming anything, I share select stories from my life some are funny, some are about girls, some are about sad things, some are about nothing at all.

i think the part you're missing is that you think I take myself seriously, when if you look at it, is quite contrary to how I am.

[Xiahou Dun]

haha wow. I never came on here claiming anything,

I beg to differ.

I share select stories from my life some are funny, some are about girls, some are about sad things, some are about nothing at all.

Can't say I've seen em all. Maybe I was wrong. Although that happens way less frequently then it should. What other stories do you share?

i think the part you're missing is that you think I take myself seriously, when if you look at it, is quite contrary to how I am.

Everyone does deep down. They just try to overcompensate for it sometimes.

But this post is irrelevant. You still haven't answered my question. What was the dumbest?

If you like I could tell you mine so you wouldn't feel embarassed about revealing it...

[Faulty Logic]

I beg to differ.

ORLY?


Can't say I've seen em all. Maybe I was wrong. Usually I'm not though. What other stories do you share?

Here are some samples of what I've shared... if you want I can give you more lol.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39807
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37588
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35954

If you like I could tell you mine so you wouldn't feel embarassed about revealing it...
thats not needed you can see form what i've linked above lol

[Xiahou Dun]

ORLY?


Here are some samples of what I've shared... if you want I can give you more lol.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39807
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37588
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35954

Heh can't say my opinion has changed, it still seems to be along the "Hey Guys My Life So Crayzee!!" lines. Got anything less "Hey look at me"?

thats not needed you can see form what i've linked above lol

I meant The Dumbest thing I'd ever heard.

Because you see you said it was one of the dumbest things you'd ever heard and I asked what the dumbest was but you never answered so I wondered if you wanted me to tell you mine so you could tell yours but maybe you just can't narrow it down to one so perhaps a top three is a good idea?

[Fap! Fap! Fap!]

Alcoholic...No (apparent) sense of right and wrong... Didn't you say you've already been to a psychiatrist though? Dunno what you can do if that didn't work :(

He's not an alcoholic. He's just a young adult who is currently going through a partying/whoring around stage. Happens to alot of college boys.

[bdog1321]

What's your main?

[3000 stat]

Ok I just got back from a concert, a really freakin awesome one btw. Anyways....I was moshing in a circle mosh and somehow someone stepped on my shoe just right that it flung off, as my shoe was flying through a mob off people someone happened to ram into me right away giving me no chance at all to stop my shoe from escapping. I got flung out of the intence part of the mosh, so I was barefoot and if I wanted to see my shoe ever again I was facing hoping on one foot through a mob of people moshing, then getting on the floor to pick it up while likely being trampled by everyone. Luckily I devised a plan to hop around the edge of the circle and see If I got lucky. Thankfully I was able to find it in a less crowded place and quickly grabbed it before being pummoled. Not really awkward but definantly a weird moment. You try moshing with one bare foot its harder then it looks.

[gryph89]

Ok I just got back from a concert, a really freakin awesome one btw. Anyways....I was moshing in a circle mosh and somehow someone stepped on my shoe just right that it flung off, as my shoe was flying through a mob off people someone happened to ram into me right away giving me no chance at all to stop my shoe from escapping. I got flung out of the intence part of the mosh, so I was barefoot and if I wanted to see my shoe ever again I was facing hoping on one foot through a mob of people moshing, then getting on the floor to pick it up while likely being trampled by everyone. Luckily I devised a plan to hop around the edge of the circle and see If I got lucky. Thankfully I was able to find it in a less crowded place and quickly grabbed it before being pummoled. Not really awkward but definantly a weird moment. You try moshing with one bare foot its harder then it looks.

I used to mosh wearing my glasses back in the day.

Cause I'm an idiot.

[Nitanius Nolund]

Real men mosh naked.

But this one time at band camp, I fucked an oboe.

[gryph89]

Real men mosh naked.

But this one time at band camp, I fucked an oboe.

I heard you can use it as an extension with less cleanup.