Fourth of July

[The Anti]

So..what did you all do/plan on doing?

I just got back from our town's fireworks show, them I'm going to my friends house and blowing up $150 of fireworks, then sleeping at his house. Shoud be fun.

What about you all?

[*Sanosuke*]

I r buzzed!

[-=Gun=-]

i saw you dont mess with the zohan with my sister

[OFFLINE]

i cant find my phone so i sat at home

[The AIDS Virus]

I ate food. I blew stuff up. I will go blow up more stuff later.

[OFFLINE]

are fireworks legal where you guys livE?

[Unforgottner]

I am so drunk right now. I thought a tree was my cousin.
I nailed it anways.

[-=Gun=-]

in most states it is, i know it isnt in Jersey tho

[The AIDS Virus]

are fireworks legal where you guys livE?

Yeya!!!

[OFFLINE]

it isnt in illinois... but pennies in toles are!!!!! :(

[Shamus]

I am so drunk right now. I thought a tree was my cousin.
I nailed it anways.That was me, silly. I was wearing my tree costume (http://www.taylors-shop.co.uk/acatalog/scary-tree-costume-500.jpg).

[elimination]

OMGZORRRSSSS!!!!! I'V HAD THEEE BEST EVER 4TH OF JULY EVER!
yALL'S CAN'T MATCH MINE!!
went to see the movie Hancock, which was funny as hell and awwwweeesomeee!
Then went swimming for 4 hours or so, ate BBQ then watched an awsome fireworks show, the best ever!!!
Wasen't fancy, but BAHHH WHO CARES ABOUT FANCY THINGS RIIIIGHT?!?!?!??
Happy 4TH of July everyone! :) :p

[Wisher]

baseball game, saw the love guru and vantage point. and bbq for dinner


Schwas awesome

[Unforgottner]

That was me, silly. I was wearing my tree costume (http://www.taylors-shop.co.uk/acatalog/scary-tree-costume-500.jpg).

Why didn't you love me back!

[*Sanosuke*]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw

I did this too.

[Blexican]

Why didn't you love me back!

his branch wasnt long enough...

[Oisin]

Boooooooooooze

I forgot where I put my car :-/
I remember giving my keys to my friend though..........................................

[Shamus]

Why didn't you love me back!You're not going to believe this, but I thought you were a tree.

[OFFLINE]

3 in a row?

[Unforgottner]

You're not going to believe this, but I thought you were a tree.

If a tree is screwed in the woods, does it make a sound?

[OFFLINE]

well obviously its not alone if its screwing somthing...

[Unforgottner]

well obviously its not alone if its screwing somthing...

Company has nothing to do with sound.

[Shamus]

If a tree is screwed in the woods, does it make a sound?What is the gender of this tree?

[OFFLINE]

then theres your answer

erg... that was to unfos comment

[Unforgottner]

What is the gender of this tree?

What if I were to tell you it's the Hellen Keller of trees?

[The AIDS Virus]

What if I were to tell you it's the Hellen Keller of trees?

The tree is a bad driver huh?

[Shamus]

Well, that would change everything.

[OFFLINE]

the tree was driving?

[The AIDS Virus]

the tree was driving?

How do you think they got to the woods?

Did you join the Ring as well then?

[Shamus]

Allow me to explain. If it were the Helen Keller of trees, it would indicate the tree is deaf, blind, dumb, and Mormon. This would then lead me to believe the tree would not make a sound due to the fact that it would not see it's sex partner, it would not hear it's sex partner, and cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Therefore, it would not make a sound.

[OFFLINE]

Allow me to explain. If it were the Helen Keller of trees, it would indicate the tree is deaf, blind, dumb, and Mormon. This would then lead me to believe the tree would not make a sound due to the fact that it would not see it's sex partner, it would not hear it's sex partner, and cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Therefore, it would not make a sound.

thats what she said

[The AIDS Virus]

As beautiful as that was, the Helen Keller of trees is still a woman, and therefore, would not shut up. *Prepares for slap*

[Shamus]

If by, "would not shut up," you mean, would never stop signing things at you, then yes.

[The AIDS Virus]

If by, "would not shut up," you mean, would never stop signing things at you, then yes.

Who signs during sex? You know the tree would moan.

[OFFLINE]

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
>>> she needs the other to moan with.

[The AIDS Virus]

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
>>>

Touche. I wonder though, how one in her position would learn about such things... is it instinctive to masturbate, or did she have a teacher? named Shamus!!

[Shamus]

Touche. I wonder though, how one in her position would learn about such things... is it instinctive to masturbate, or did she have a teacher? named Shamus!!Erm (http://www.raygoldmodels.com/)

[The AIDS Virus]

Nice try.

[Shamus]

y nø†?

[The AIDS Virus]

Properties...

[OFFLINE]

damn you tht took me a while to get off

[Shamus]

tee hee

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3058/freakymeandem2gp.gif

[The AIDS Virus]

That is just creepy.

[OFFLINE]

tee hee

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3058/freakymeandem2gp.gif

wtF?

[Shamus]

So quoting it so it will appear on the page even more is a good idea? In the words of Oisin' semen machine:http://www.peoplejam.com/files/u1811/GuinnessBrilliant.jpg

[OFFLINE]

So quoting it so it will appear on the page even more is a good idea? In the words of Oisin' semen machine:


what you mean?

[OFFLINE]

tee hee

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3058/freakymeandem2gp.gif

sorry double post >.>

[CRX687]

Nothing like beers, bbq, bonfire, and football on the beach.

[*Sanosuke*]

Nothing like beers, bbq, bonfire, and football on the beach.

No women?

[Jeffery]

Well, we are talking CRX here.....

[pils]

I had a lot of fun for my 4th. Nothing to big, just walked along the beach with some friends, ended up alone for the fireworks with my gf. Nothing like American independence to turn a foreign girl on I guess....

[The AIDS Virus]

The Dane? The one you went to prom with?

[Maverik07]

My 4th was pretty good. I went to my friend's house that overlooks the Rose Bowl where they shoot off fireworks every year, so we watched that. Then i went to a party and kicked ass at beer pong. Then i drove home drunk and slept over at my gf's house. It was kinda crazy, but it was fun. I hate driving home while im still drunk. Its so nerve-racking, but it was getting late and she needed to be home.

[Wizzy`]

I should have went to my aunts!
But..no one went.

[mushroom_girl]

well, im currently in San Jose and staying in a really nice hotel near the convention center and discovery park. We went to this giant festival, realised we needed to buy tickets to get food from the never ending line, and left to eat fondue. We ate, then my best friend and i walked with a bunch of her friends to the hilton right next to the park and got an amazing view of the fireworks and we could hear all the music from the stage. It was a lot of fun =]

[Wizzy`]

I wonder what else happened at that hotel...:p

[mushroom_girl]

Nothing like American independence to turn a foreign girl on I guess....

Lludmila??!??!?!!!

[The Anti]

I had a lot of fun for my 4th. Nothing to big, just walked along the beach with some friends, ended up alone for the fireworks with my gf. Nothing like American independence to turn a foreign girl on I guess....

Speaking of foreign..at our town's fireworks show there was almost as many Mexicans as americans. :*ph34r:

But I had a ton of fun. We were doing fireworks with these college kids who were drunk of their asses and we stayed out until like 1. Then we just went inside and ate for awhile. :)