Lies Gone Wild: Tactics Arena Online Style

[Greed]

Before I begin this thread, I would just like to clear the air and say no, there aren't any nude pictures of TAO community members here. My apologies to those lonesome players who finally thought they were about to encounter an image of the naked female anatomy, or in some rare cases, a glimpse under Magician's kilt. But... if you are interested in that kind of "genre," I might happen to be in the posession of a few of myself that I have been storing for a rainy day. Just kidding... but actually, I do. Booty calls only please.

So, as any experienced player knows (and I'm not referring to multiple cybering adventures when I say experienced. Lonesome players, you guys really need to take a hint and realize there's nothing naughty in this thread), people often put on facades and pretend to be somebody else when they play this game, which is one of the most common internet abuses. Along with creepy petafiles attempting to pick-up and seduce younger girls... thank you NBC Dateline's "How to Catch a Predator." A few of the more known incidents here on TAO include: Hulky and Punishment being the two lovely ladies of Drive and Shift, sexy_little_girl taking on the identity of actually being a sexy little girl, and my other account: gigolojlo. Yes, gigolojlo and Greed are one in the same. My apologies to those I tricked into believing we were truly cousins. Yes, I understand this story is the same old song and dance with TAO players, and I know those who have been around along enough are probably fed up with the whole MTV's "True Life: Internet Confessions" we've got going here, but I just had to come out of the closet and spill the beans. And to anyone who was wondering, Tom Cruise is in fact in there as well. Poor Katie...

And I know the next thing you don't want to hear is an explanation, but much like Dr. Phil, I'm going to keep on talking, sorry again. Obviously, as gigolojlo, I was incredibly cocky and didn't have the best reputation when it came to my attitude. So, in a last ditch effort to be "accepted" by the community, I created Greed or Angelo, whichever you know me by. The plan worked fairly well until people like Punishment, who apparently have nothing better to do with their lives than be an internet detective started, rightfully, accused me of being gig. For all of those people who figured me out, I do have the choice of a gold star or cookie for you. The gold stars are shiny and the cookies are chocolate chip. I joke.

I apologize for the extremity of my lie and hopefully, this light-hearted approach was a good decision. And while I'm at it, congratulations to the new mods. Looks as if we had some good picks in our latest TAO Mod Draft. Oh, and my name actually is Angelo. Believe it or not, a parent would actually name their kid that. You wouldn't believe the massive amount of nicknames I have.

Peace out,
Angelo

[gigolojlo gl]

I/he speak/s the truth. And if you wouldn't mind, can we direct all negs to one account? Reputation is everything to me, as you can see. Like the dual meaning there?

[Magician]

At least you came clean. Honesty is always the best policy. You know how I feel about this situation. Enjoy the fresh start.

And it's a good thing Punishment is banned, otherwise you'd be in for a massive "I told you so".

Could I neg you both? :wink2:

[Greed]

At least you came clean. Honesty is always the best policy. You know how I feel about this situation. Enjoy the fresh start.

And it's a good thing Punishment is banned, otherwise you'd be in for a massive "I told you so".

Could I neg you both? :wink2:

Well, that is a creative solution.

And yes, I was expecting Pun's "I told you so". It's unfortunate that he is banned. What did he do?

I mostly was on C.H.I.L.L. as Greed to those players who might be a tad confused. Awkward High Five? might ring some bells.

[Magician]

Went on a mods' account, impersonated a mod, and pretended to be a mod.

It's why him, mantis and inked are all banned. Inked permabanned, as he was the mod who allowed those two to access his account.

Damn... this was my 7000th post.

Such a waste. Such a waste.

[shurtugal]

I'll take the cookie.

[Lex]

Haha when I started reading this thread, I thought you were going to admit to being gun. Lolz. Oh well, welcome back gigolollololololololgolo

[Greed]

Now why doesn't that surprise me. This post is a response to both Mag and shurt.

And Lex, I'm not planning on coming back and playing. I simply needed to drop this weight off and let the truth be known. Yaddamean?

[*Sanosuke*]

[insert related dramatic comment to thread topic here]

[Worker]

Nom nom nom

[Wizzy`]

Uhhh..
Who cares again?

[Wisher]

;o.

[The Coder]

I've lost my ability for forum drama. Too much on other forums recently... Sigh..

[Wizzy`]

I've lost my ability for forum drama. Too much on other forums recently... Sigh..

This isn't forum drama.
no one cared in the first place..

[The Anti]

[insert related dramatic comment to thread topic here]

Ironic that people accuse me of spamming.

[Lex]

Ironic that people accuse me of spamming.

You do spam, so shut up.

So you're not coming back gigolololjgogog? =[

[meat.eater]

Is one of your nicknames Mangelo? [man-jello]

I thought you were gonna bring up Jaymee...

[Greed]

A. I understand nobody cares, Wizzy. Thus, why I mentioned that point in my first post.

B. I don't think so, Lex. College is just around the corner.

C. Yes, I have been called Mangelo (Man-jello), meat. But I wouldn't say it's one of my favorites.

[Mithrandir]

As soon as I saw the thread and who made it, I had a feeling what it would contain. Not surprising. After all, Punishment is the master of secondary accounts, and it takes one to know one.

[Greed]

As soon as I saw the thread and who made it, I had a feeling what it would contain. Not surprising. After all, Punishment is the master of secondary accounts, and it takes one to know one.

I'm sorry, Mith. I never did mix the two accounts in TAL at least, not that it justifies anything, but hopefully, it counts for something. My apologies and I hope you haven't lost all respect for me. And I can come up with/run a pretty mean tourney, no?

[Zander]

In a non-asshole way:
We all knew?

[Oisin]

Go back to being cocky gigolojlojlojljoljoljoljo!

[Unforgottner]

In a non-asshole way:
I care enough to tell you that I don't care.

[The Coder]

This isn't forum drama.
no one cared in the first place..

Ok, thanks for assuring me that I still have the capacity for drama, and just don't care like the rest of us..


I think..

[Justice]

Went on a mods' account, impersonated a mod, and pretended to be a mod.

It's why him, mantis and inked are all banned. Inked permabanned, as he was the mod who allowed those two to access his account.

You forgot me >=[

I got banned too!

[Magician]

You didn't cause anywhere near the drama Punishment or mantis did though.

[pils]

How did pun figure it out? I never figure that crap out... I always need mag or someone to fill me in. :dry:
At least this time I wasn't completely out of the loop... I found out around the time you ditched GS3.

[Zander]

I just finished your post, and I change my previous response:

In your revealing that you lied and tried to deceive us all, you insulted anyone that figured out your obvious bullshit story. Take that in a completely asshole-y way.

[*Sanosuke*]

Lawl. /Zander winz?

[Dark7]

not even going to lie i didnt even know an account by Greed existed untill this thread.

[FryLock]

I hope your little confession helped clear up your angst.

The funny part is that while the gigolo account was cocky, the player wasn't actually that good. An above-average grey, and an average gold. Also, he got booted from the rev / legends grey tourney and was not allowed to participate in the rev / legends freestyle tourney (that unfortunately never happened). Most amusing.

[AlabamaBoy]

Sex, lies and tao-forums.

[Wizzy`]

You didn't cause anywhere near the drama Punishment or mantis did though.

again..who cared about this after like..a day or two?

[Jeffery]

Sex, lies and tao-forums.
Except there never is any sex, just the lies.

[Wizzy`]

Except there never is any sex, just the lies.

And TAO..

[Realist]

I'm pretty sure you're different people. One of you is far more annoying than the other.

[Wizzy`]

http://www.r/

[Jeffery]

We knwo thats a rickroll wizzy. Every random link you post is.

[_Thunder_]

Wizzy banned in the last 4 min. I like it.

[Jeffery]

Wizzy banned in the last 4 min. I like it.
Wow. Maybr that was pron not rickroll.

[_Thunder_]

Wow. Maybr that was pron not rickroll.

I think that's why realist changed the link.

[Zander]

It was a rickroll, lol.

[Jeffery]

Since when did Rickrolls get you banned.

[_Thunder_]

Mabey it was some other reason? Either or I'm happy.

[Zander]

Since when did Rickrolls get you banned.
No shit.

[Jeffery]

Nah.

It was a rickroll that hijacked your window, making it jump around the screen, with pop-ups that prevent you from closing it and exiting from it.

[shurtugal]

I remember those things, the only way to get rid of them is to either restart your computer, or exit everything your running.

[Zander]

...that's what a real rickroll is.
& it's been done on TAO before.

Shurtugal, no. You wait 15 seconds for it to stop moving, click the x, and hold enter.

[Mithrandir]

I never did mix the two accounts in TAL at least

This is false, considering the fact that had I been positive that Greed = Gig, I would not have even considered allowing you to run a TAL approved tournament. All I had to go on were suspicions and circumstantial evidence, so I allowed it. I don't particularly appreciate you skipping around your shady reputation to run a TAL tournament.

[planktiffy]

Gig, you're a dumbass and always will be.

Kthnxbai.

[Nitanius Nolund]

So...basically...

We all knew the truth, and nobody really gave a shit anymore. But you made a thread anyway.

The only real interesting thing that happened in this thread was Wizzy getting banned.

[Matt 34.5]

All you alternate accounters and hunters of people with alternate accounts must have way too much time on you're hands.

[Elentari]

The possibility of a lie was too obvious to ignore, but I had always hoped that you and gig weren't the same person because he'd been such a dick (and I didn't want to think that you would continue lying to me even though we were friends). Not that we ever talk anymore, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

Makes me curious though, which is your real personality and which is contrived?

[Master TAO]

I'm sorry, Mith. I never did mix the two accounts in TAL at least, not that it justifies anything, but hopefully, it counts for something. My apologies and I hope you haven't lost all respect for me. And I can come up with/run a pretty mean tourney, no?

i remember the psst debacle with you. i gave plenty of evidence that supported you stealing sets on more than one occasion merely days before our games. I was of course frowned upon.. I would have thought that you would have an apology in there directed toward me. :)

[Snowolf]

The possibility of a lie was too obvious to ignore, but I had always hoped that you and gig weren't the same person because he'd been such a dick (and I didn't want to think that you would continue lying to me even though we were friends). Not that we ever talk anymore, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

Makes me curious though, which is your real personality and which is contrived?

I may be wrong but I think in his first post he said that when he was Gig he was such a "D*ck" that he made greed to have an alternate personality. But then again you can't "Fake" a personality, the way you act is always in you.

Greed thanks for coming clean, as a past liar of TAO, I know how hard it is to come clean.

[steve12]

Good afternoon, Pun.

[philrox]

nice Rene.

[plusminus]

You make it sound so bad and stuff..... Hulky wanted someone to mod so he didn't pull a plusminus and thought that I would od the job well. Which I did seeing as I was the mod 99% of the time..... and there were no complaints........ Don't be so mad that your TAL 'victory' is so hollow since everyone really knows you were second best. To me. Biattttttchhhhhhhh

Harsh. I may have handled it poorly but that doesn't mean that any alternative to just up-and-leaving would be preferable. My understanding from the very beginning was that there were extra mods in case one wasn't up to the task...

[Supersmiley :-)]

So let me get this strait, there are no naked pictures :(?

[Hoolwath]

Greed thanks for coming clean, as a past liar of TAO, I know how hard it is to come clean.

Quotes like these make me come back to this Forum.


If it was not for that, this would have been the worst confession thread ever.

[uniquinous]

waaaa :cray: waaaaa waaaa :crybaby:

:cray::rofl:

[_Thunder_]

So gig really did cheat in tournaments by going on as Greed to get sets... like from Master TAO.

Hum...

( I told you so btw )

;)

Also Magician

You make it sound so bad and stuff..... Hulky wanted someone to mod so he didn't pull a plusminus and thought that I would od the job well. Which I did seeing as I was the mod 99% of the time..... and there were no complaints........ Don't be so mad that your TAL 'victory' is so hollow since everyone really knows you were second best. To me. Biattttttchhhhhhhh

Go punnnnnnnnn

woopwoop

Also, everyone still sucks but me.

gg.
:crazy:

[mushroom_girl]

Greed thanks for coming clean, as a past liar of TAO, I know how hard it is to come clean.
Y'know, if you stopped lying in the first place then it wouldn't be so hard to come clean.

A-DUHHH.

[shurtugal]

So let me get this strait, there are no naked pictures :(?

Bummer eh?

[Snowolf]

Y'know, if you stopped lying in the first place then it wouldn't be so hard to come clean.

A-DUHHH.

I haz quit lying...

[ponefish]

^^was that a lie? i cant tell.

[Hoolwath]

You need to get banned again. :cool:

[_Thunder_]

IK think the big issue here is gig revealing his true colors....

He cheated in tournaments by playing people prior to their game as Greed... I think he should apologize to MTAO for the PSST fiasco.... It could have changed a lot....



I think it was PSST anyways..

:crazy: Talking about other peoples issues? Tisk Tisk, you have better sort out your own before you judge or give people advice lol.

[Punishment]

I TOLD YOU SO

That was a massive i told you so.

[Lonely Tylenol]

I TOLD YOU SO

That was a massive i told you so.

You know, I always did find it incredibly ironic that you would be the one to out Greed as gigolojlo, considering the situation with the Drive/Shift accounts last winter, and I found it particularly shameful that the backlash over this public unveiling was relatively tame (mostly because, as stated, everyone knew/nobody cared).

Still, this didn't deserve a necro.

[Magician]

It's an ego boost, LT. Of course it deserved a necro. :rolleyes:

[Lonely Tylenol]

It's an ego boost, LT. Of course it deserved a necro. :rolleyes:

Not really. It's Punishment catching gig in the exact same lie that gig caught Punishment in months before. If Punishment gets a sense of accomplishment for having brought someone else to his shameful level... Well..

You know what, scratch that thought completely...

[Punishment]

The difference was that no hot twin girls will ever exist in the world of TAO, and it was just for funzies.
Greed/Gig used their multiple accounts to cheat in tournament games (Check out the whole fiasco with Master TAO) and to try and get in well with the lady population of tao, all of whom hated gig.

[mushroom_girl]

You posted at 11:11!!!

Did you make a wish?

[_Thunder_]

You posted at 11:11!!!

Did you make a wish?
Looks like mine came true. Your here :happy:

[mushroom_girl]

Oh....shucks.

:blush2:

[Memory of Light]

dude! i make wishes every 11:11. and it was 11:11 on 11/11 a couple weeks ago. which is sweet.

[The Old Timer]

there aren't any nude pictures of TAO community members here then wtf was this thread made for ?

[Liquid Swordsman]

The OP wanted us all to know he's dieing of cancer..or something.