TAO NN-Continuing coverage of hostile take over of TAO forums

[Omega_Paladin]

Late last night, at 10:40 PM Pacific time, there was a hostile take-over of all TAO forums. Revolutionaries, under the banner of the insane postlord Omega_Paladin, staged a coup of the entire message board. They claim they will hold the board hostage until all furgons are released back into to the wild so they will no longer leave massive piles of droppings in the General Discussion forums. They also are demanding the capture of several dozen Dragons to form the core of the new Dragon Racing League (DRL), to replace the current Lightning Ward Racing league, which suffers from a critical lack of movement.

The latest news coming from the Message Board compound is that the Omega Men Liberation Front as they are calling themselves has be reinforced by the arrival of the Celine Dionasaur, a towering 400 foot tall behemoth reportedly able to unleash massive waves of incomprehensible albums at its enemies. What effect will this have on your everyday life? Absolutely none.

[Hashish_Scout]

My, god, they've come

[myhkahl]

ROFLOLH!!!! omega... u have to much time in ur head

[Omega_Paladin]

Too much time in my head....so that means that time is all in my head? YES! If I remove my head, time will stop and I will be able to just walk in and out my house, without having to worry about being attacked by the bunnys!!!!

[QuicksandSlowly]

You
Are
Crazy

I like crazy.

[Rescorlian]

Here this should save you from the bunnies *hands omega holy hand grenade* be sure to chant, "we bless thy holey hand grande, that you may blow our enemy to tiny bits" three times in a high pitched voice and throw :D:D

[myhkahl]

can i have a holy hand grenade too? the leprechauns outside scare me

[Rescorlian]

Here, I'll just leave this box em here. Be carefull, don't say the chant while near the box or they'll all go off. And an explosion of that size, no one would have to worry about bunnies or leprechauns ever again.

*set's down box of holy hand grenades*

[S_K_O_F]

lol...monty python rules

[Omega_Paladin]

What if I chant "hamesters" three times?

[S_K_O_F]

We are the knights who say "Nee!"

you must bring us a shrubbery or we shall say Nee! again

a shrubbery?

a shrubbery!

[Omega_Paladin]

FETCH THY'S FURGON SO WE CAN GIVE THESE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "Nee!" SEVERAL SHUBBERYS!!!!!!

[QuicksandSlowly]

Arthur: "No! Not the Knights who say nie!"

Knight who says Nie: "The same!"

[Aro23r]

My new little message above my avatar shall be Roger the Shrubber. The friendly Ice Cream Man has sold his last ice cream cone. :(

[Rescorlian]

LOL, yeah monty python rules, my fav had to be

"You must pass my test to cross the bridge... What is your favourite colour?"

"Um.. blue NO RED!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

" What is the average land speed of the swallow?"

"The american or Europen swallow?"

" I don't know that.. AHHHHHHH!!!"

I laughed my arse off at that. Or, she's a witch a witch!! how do you know she's a witch? um um, she will burn?
That whole bit was great.

[Omega_Paladin]

I like it when they are being chased and then the animator suddenly has a fatal heart-attack. That was funnier then....

[Aro23r]

Are you suggesting cocunuts migrate?

[Omega_Paladin]

Yes, and in my theory it is the squirrels that are the cause of this.

[Aro23r]

I was actually thinking that an African swallow might have carried it. But, then again, African swallows are not migratory. It might have been a European swallow, but then again, they are much too light to carry a five point cocunut.

That ^^ is my dilema.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sounds good oh mighty Roger the Shrubber.

[XXX_KAIN]

or maybe the knights of ni
are responsible, and the only way to appease them is by cutting downa tree with a codfish

[Aro23r]

Impossible.

The Knights of Ni require the mightiest tree in the forest to be cut down with...a HERRING.

Codfish is impossible.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Well... at least I know I'm still sane... I think anyways...

[Omega_Paladin]

I am being confined by the Celestial Chicken.

[XXX_KAIN]

o yes, a herring, my bad
or i could always find a shrubbery, not too big or small, just right
then get another one and place it on a rock just below the other shrubbery so as to not overshadow the original

[ArcPaladinZero]

Crazy chickens...

[QuicksandSlowly]

I like it when that hand is turning the page in the book, and then a big hairy gorrila hand comes over and snatches it. That was so funny I fell off my couch. Then for the rest of the movie the gorilla hand turns the pages. :D

[Darth_Seth]

"We will save you from the peril."
"Let me go back and face the peril!"
"No, it's too perilous."

"And now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help!! Help!! I'm being repressed!"

"They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing."

"There are those who call me... Tim."

[S_K_O_F]

lol


i gotta rent that movie

seriously that movie is hilarious

[Kreator]

I know this is an old thread, but I found a furgon in my back yard, does anyone know proper furgon care or should I release him back into the wild?

[Scorpionz]

Not funny.

[Kreator]

Not funny.

Neither are you, but I laugh at you anyway :p

[Scorpionz]

Well, I'm a bit low on humour right now.

So yeah.

[lthlinjction]

I know this is an old thread, but I found a furgon in my back yard, does anyone know proper furgon care or should I release him back into the wild?
Spank him thrice. Show him who's boss. Then, feed him a live goat. He may be a veggitarian, but you have to make him eat it. The goat is a sacrifice so he doesn't eat you.

Now is your chance to cyber with him, no one's looking, go ahead...

[shatterstar]

cheese, man. Its all about the cheese. Carry it in a shopping bag to a seminar on proper cheese making processes. It will become your loyal friend and ally and who knows, may start a revolution to free the rest of its kind from Monkus.

[Tama Drummer]

I know this is an old thread, but I found a furgon in my back yard, does anyone know proper furgon care or should I release him back into the wild?

F*ck you, getting my hopes up thinking OP was back. :mad:

[ko71991]

F*ck you, getting my hopes up thinking OP was back. :mad:
Same here. Damn. :dry:

I REALLY gotta start reading post dates. -_-"

[Kreator]

Spank him thrice. Show him who's boss. Then, feed him a live goat. He may be a veggitarian, but you have to make him eat it. The goat is a sacrifice so he doesn't eat you.

Now is your chance to cyber with him, no one's looking, go ahead...

Thanks Lthl I'll try that :). Shatterstar, I hate cheese...

Anyways, I think I made a retarded mistake bringing this thread back to life. Sorry guys :(

[Teacher]

Ah, don't worry about them, this is better than making another thread concerning a newly found furgy in the back yard.

[uniquinous]

I know this is an old thread, but I found a furgon in my back yard, does anyone know proper furgon care or should I release him back into the wild?
Shoot him twice in the head, remove the claws. The "hair" can be used as a soup stock, the body can be diced up and barbecued with other grilled vegetables and meats.

[shatterstar]

Make sure you let the meat marinade for a minimum of 16 hours. You can also smoke the meat in the furgys own shrubs.

[Jeffery]

I know this is an old thread, but I found a furgon in my back yard, does anyone know proper furgon care or should I release him back into the wild?
Remind me to neg you as soon as I can.