Would you Rather?

[Riot-Girl]

Or both even! That also includes the buttrape.

[!Hitchhiker!]

Would you rather run 10 miles or do 5000 push ups?

10 miles.

I cant even do 10 push-ups :p

[shurtugal]

Would you rather beat up Mafia, beat up tubby, beat up deep, or have a threesome with me and mino?

Choose wisely.

[Riot-Girl]

I would rather beat up I mafia I, and have a threesome with you and Mino, but mostly Mino.

[Inc. Inc.]

LOL D r y

[Tubby]

Don't post without saying a would you rather question for now on.

So much for that lawl:p

[Riot-Girl]

Would you prefer to

Dance Naked? Or Be Shurtugals friend?

[Tubby]

Aw Riot, don;t be mean to Shurt:(.
(dance naked :p)


Die or Live :yahoo: lawlege

[Shiznit]

Live, obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be here.

Would you rather spin around in circles until you puke, or jump of a 4 story building and break both legs?

[Tubby]

That was worse than my Live or Die question lawl;.

[Shiznit]

No, I don't think so.. for a few reasons

1. Both of mine were bad, so it wasn't completely obvious on which one the next person would pick.

2. You fail.

3. I win.

[Tubby]

Die or Live :yahoo: lawlege

^^
1. This here is what we call a joke.

2. A joke isnt normally took seriously.

3. Unless your a complete fool it is also obvious what you are going to say in reply to your post "would you rather puke or brake both legs".

4. I win nub.

[Shiznit]

Actually, in order for it to be a joke, it has to actually be funny.

So.. not only do you fail the joke part, you fail the comeback part...

Oh, and if I wanted comeback (cum back), I'd wipe it off your chin. So, keep to yourself and don't diss on the people of whom are smarter then you.

[Tubby]

Definitions of joke on the Web:

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter; "he told a very funny joke"; "he knows a million gags"; "thanks for the laugh"; "he ...
jest: activity characterized by good humor
antic: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he appears serious"
a triviality not to be taken seriously; "I regarded his campaign for mayor as a joke"
act in a funny or teasing way


Just showing you that a joke doesn't always have to be funny..


Frikin know it all.

[Shiznit]

In my book, a joke that's not funny, is a sucky joke.

I'm pretty sure nearly everyone else feels the same way too.

[Tubby]

In your book, and that's what is in my book & also the webs book. A.k.a the REAL book.

[shurtugal]

It's okay guys, I know you both want to have sex with me, maybe we can arrange something.

[Riot-Girl]

Can't we just get along an orgy with Shurt?

[Shiznit]

That'd be okay, if mino didn't give him an eSTD. ;)

[Riot-Girl]

>_> Wear an E-Condom.

[OFFLINE]

would you rather have uniquinous tell everone his/her gender or let he/her keep ot secret?

[Shamus]

I don't care.

Find true love or 1 million dollars?

[Riot-Girl]

1 Million dollars, I can buy true love.

[Shamus]

The Beatles once said, "Can't Buy Me Love."

[Elven Blood]

And my mother once said she loved me, but are all things true?:p

[Riot-Girl]

I once said, I can buy love.

[~KC~]

million :p

[RAGING INFERNO]

Would you rather make out with a llama for five minutes, or a camel for five minutes? O_o

[The Anti]

Don't llamas have bigass tongues? Camel...

Kill yourself, or your mom.

[Riot-Girl]

Your mom, most definitely.

[~GunZ~]

Your mom, most definitely.

:)

[Josh Glenwell]

Your mom, most definitely.

Send me a video of that babe.

[Riot-Girl]

One user is being ignored on this page. :)

[Shiznit]

Would you rather receive a dutch oven, or snort a pixie stick?

[Dizzy]

pixie stick

[Riot-Girl]

Dutch oven by far.

[Dizzy]

Dutch oven by far.

Who Is this goddess that catches my eyes..........And my heart.

[Josh Glenwell]

Who Is this goddess that catches my eyes..........And my heart.

Thats my lady bro, so back off.

[Riot-Girl]

Are you my internet stalker?

I love Wizzy not you :wub:

[RAGING INFERNO]

would you rather be trapped in an outhouse for a day or be in a dentists office for three?

[OFFLINE]

depends, are the dentist actually doing work on you? or can u just read the magazines? and is the outhouse smelly?

[shurtugal]

Would you rather have an itch you couldn't scratch for five days, or break your middle three fingers on your dominant hand.

[Riot-Girl]

Break my middle finger, I'm ambidextrous.

[Bottled]

Would you rather lose your right foot or your left hand?

[Cloak]

left hand, all you need is ur right for those lonely nights, i heard this directly from pete

[Riot-Girl]

Would you rather play strip poker with Dick Cheney,

or

Give Dick Cheney a lapdance?

[Kindle]

I would give him a lapdance.
Though I have no idea who he is. :confused:

[kira the savior]

lol, don't know who dick cheney is? FTW!

would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

[Baseballboy]

Spoon or Fork?

[kira the savior]

fork; it looks like we're not answering the previous questions...

would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

[Sith Happens]

Loved and Lost. Would you rather have sex with your parents watching, or have to get off to a photo of meat?

[spirit ninja]

Pipe a hoe up wit the fam watchin

make 300 tiny cuts on your body or have the bottoms of your feet burned(like stand in a fire)

[Riot-Girl]

Uhh.. can't I have both? I'd say 300 tiny cuts, I don't know >_>; Sounds pretty bad for both.

Get hit by a bus or get hit by a "smartcar"

[Lord Shinok]

The bus.

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Riot-Girl forever or commit suicide?

[Xiao Qiao]

The bus.

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Riot-Girl forever or commit suicide?

Umm, i think being stuck on an island with her would cause a suicide, or a murder, maybe a homicide/suicide? <3 you riot

Would you rather, be a hero or villian?

[spirit ninja]

Hero they get poose :sneaky:

would you rather slowly insert a knife into your thigh while twirling it or get slapped in the face with a cheese grater

[Riot-Girl]

>_> How big a knife? I guess that. Knife for def sure.

Would you rather drop a brick on your chest from thirty feet up.

or

Fall onto a bicycle with no seat?

[spirit ninja]

The brick would kill you no doubt.
so ill take option 2

Would you rather press a cigarette lighter(from like in the car) to your eye for 30 seconds or dive into an empty pool face first with your hands to the side

[Xiao Qiao]

Would you rather press a cigarette lighter(from like in the car) to your eye for 30 seconds or dive into an empty pool face first with your hands to the side

I would take the lighter to my eye.

Would you rather have a flesh eating virus or all your skin burned off.

[kira the savior]

flesh eating virus

would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

[shurtugal]

Xiao are you some sort of torture inventor or something?

All my skin burned off.

[Sith Happens]

shurt's mom or AFO's mom?

[spirit ninja]

flesh eating virus

would you rather have loved and lost or never have loved at all?

I have to answer this one.

I strongly would pick never have loved at all then have loved and lost(it sucks =/ )

eat a live rat or eat a live pigeon

[Xiao Qiao]

eat a live rat or eat a live pigeon

Eat a live rat, like ozzy style except he ate a bat.

Would you rather, get bit by a shark or by a crocodile?

[shurtugal]

Crocodile boy. Jaws of a shark are like 1000 lbs per square inch of power.

[kira the savior]

I have to answer this one.

I strongly would pick never have loved at all then have loved and lost(it sucks =/ )

eat a live rat or eat a live pigeon

totally agree with you. it hurts. i'd eat the pigeon because rats live in sewers and pigeons live in the sky or something

would you rather be missing your right index finger or your left pinky toe?

[Xiao Qiao]

would you rather be missing your right index finger or your left pinky toe?

I got to say pinky toe, i need my right index finger for poking someone.

Would you rather, get blown to pieces or choped to pieces?

[Sith Happens]

Is both an answer?

Would you rather get an STD sleeping with someone hot, or feel ashamed after sleeping with an uggo?

[spirit ninja]

id be gettin std's

would you rather pour super glue down your throat or be paralyzed from the ears down

[Xiao Qiao]

would you rather pour super glue down your throat or be paralyzed from the ears down
Glue down my throat

Would you rather it be death by lethal injection or meet the gallows?

[spirit ninja]

would you rather answer my question or have me neg you?

[shurtugal]

would you rather answer my question or have me neg you?

Have me neg you.

Fall off a 3,000 foot cliff into a forest, or fall off a 200 foot bridge onto solid ice.

[MokoToko]

Have me neg you.

Fall off a 3,000 foot cliff into a forest, or fall off a 200 foot bridge onto solid ice.

Foll aff a 3,000 foot cliff...fortunately I carry extra parachutespurposeful typo

Would you rather

A) eat a random item Dirka Dirka has chosen for you

B) eat a random item Puni has chosen for you

[monkus]

Puni. He likes me.

Would you rather live the rest of your life without good tasting food (you can still eat stuff that tastes bland, like regular grilled chicken or most veggies), or live the rest of your life without intimacy with a girl/guy/whatever floats your boat.

[Shiznit]

Without food.

Would you rather get mauled by a bear or shoot yourself in the foot?

[Xiao Qiao]

Would you rather get mauled by a bear or shoot yourself in the foot?

Get shot in the foot

Would you rather, get a ps3 or xbox360?

[spirit ninja]

360

would you rather die or be paralyzed from the ears down

[MokoToko]

can you still feel your body?

If so, then paralyzed.

If not, dead.

Would you rather

A) have to drink a gallon of urine a week

or

b) Have to massage an old man's wrinkly body ALL OVER for the rest of your life. twice a week

[Xiao Qiao]

Yea, old men are hot!

Would you rather, be a vampire or a werewolf?

[kira the savior]

a vampire, i like darkness anyways.

would you rather be raped by someone you know or someone you don't know?

[Xiao Qiao]

Cant i have both? If not i would pick a stranger.

Would you rather let, 007 post or not post?

[Riot-Girl]

Rather.

Would you rather

or

Would you rather?

[Xiao Qiao]

Such a tought question, can i pick or?

Would you rather, join Netjak or SI?

[MokoToko]

Cant i have both? If not i would pick a stranger.

Would you rather let, 007 post or not post?

you can't rape the willing.

netjak

Rather

A) listen to the sound of nails on a chalkboard forever

b) smell like fart forever

[Riot-Girl]

Suicide.

Suicide

or

Double homicide Suicide?

[MokoToko]

Suicide.

Suicide

or

Double homicide Suicide?

huh?

double homicide suicide.

choose

a)nothing

b)everything

[spirit ninja]

dam you....

hm...a mixture of both. trust me you wouldnt want everything.(or would you?:confused: )

poose(you know what it is ;)) or head

[Sith Happens]

Both.

Eaten from the inside out by rats, or burned to death?

[MokoToko]

Uh...You guys don't understand the idea of choosing one or the other...lol

eaten from the inside, at a restaurant.

Lick a gooey pimple

or

Lick an open gooey scab

[spirit ninja]

die.

eat fresh human shit

or eat fresh human throw-up

[Xiao Qiao]

Mmm, vomite taste the best.

Would you rather, live in a haunted house or live in a haunted trailer?

[Baseballboy]

House.

Would your rather spooning or forking?

[spirit ninja]

Knifing

Baseball bat dead to the teeth or stab to the ribs

[Shiznit]

Baseball Bat to the teeth.

Ban-Hammar?!1!1!!!1! or Epic Rant?

[Xiao Qiao]

Epic rant. <3

Would you rather, get 1,000 lashes by a pirate while your shackled to the wall with another pirate shocking you with a tazer gun and getting your eyes ate out by a crow or walk through a pretty park?

[Riot-Girl]

Since all of that is kinky to me: Pirates, can I do pirates three times twice?

[Xiao Qiao]

Riot you and me have alot in common ;)

Would you rather, marry me or riot girl?

[Riot-Girl]

Riot girl.

Would you rather eat a pigeon or a boiled Scorpion?

[Sith Happens]

Would you rather nuke Canada, or invade Greenland?

[Riot-Girl]

Nuke America.

[spirit ninja]

Nuke America.
Would you rather screw my mom or die


BITER! :angry:,lol its k :p

Screw your mom


Would you rather eat a black widow or eat a brown recluse

[Xiao Qiao]

I eat spiders everyday!

Would you rather, catch a pikachu or charmander?

[Unstoppable]

I eat spiders everyday!

Would you rather, catch a pikachu or charmander?

charmander i mean he can SHOOT fire out of his MOUTH what is not cool about that.

Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death

[kira the savior]

freeze.

would you rather be raped by a 50,000 lb man or 50,000 1 lb men?

[Xiao Qiao]

would you rather be raped by a 50,000 lb man or 50,000 1 lb men?


50,000 lb man! The bigger the better!

Would you rather, die a slow, aganising, painful, miserable, death. Or die quick and painless?

[spirit ninja]

that was a dum one xiao.

would you rather dive into a pool of dark green mossy water or eat dog poop(fresh)

[Arvaleg]

that was a dum one xiao.

would you rather dive into a pool of dark green mossy water or eat dog poop(fresh)

Dive into mossy water any day... I don't think anyone here would eat dog shit...maybe I'm wrong who knows. :rolleyes:

Would you rather wrestle a Kodiak Bear or stick your hand into a box of Rattlesnakes?

[spirit ninja]

Dive into mossy water any day... I don't think anyone here would eat dog shit...maybe I'm wrong who knows. :rolleyes:

Would you rather wrestle a Kodiak Bear or stick your hand into a box of Rattlesnakes?

Wrestle a bear(you didnt say Fairly)

Lose your computer or lose 2 of your left toes

[ambienteternity]

My computer. You can always buy another ^^

Would you rather be electrocuted or drowned?

[Lumberjack]

electrocuted

blind or deaf?

[booyaka619]

Deaf.

Eat crap or go to Jeffery's house?

[mino]

Jeff's place. :spiteful:

Shurtugal or The Anti?

[Pikachu!]

The Anti.

Would you rather be the last person on Earth after a nuclear holocaust, or would you rather press the button that started the war? [don't give me some shoddy 3-second answer, either. think about it]

[Sacred Silence]

The person that started the war.

Would you rather have potential or experience?

[Lumberjack]

experience

Knowing you are going to die and not be able to tell anyone or know someone else is going to die and tell them

[T Solo]

Dead.

[redreoicy]

I'm pretty sure everyone knows that they're going to die.

[Riot-Girl]

I'm not going to die, I'm immortal. That's why I'm better then everyone.

[Arvaleg]

Would you rather do a whole album sing-a-long with the Jonas Brothers or last 30 seconds in a UFC cage against a heavyweight title holder?

[Sith Happens]

I'm not going to die, I'm immortal. That's why I'm better then everyone.

Than* Just proving I'm better at grammar making me superior at life.

Would you rather do a whole album sing-a-long with the Jonas Brothers or last 30 seconds in a UFC cage against a heavyweight title holder?

UFC, the Jonas Brothers make me kill babies.

Have sex with a gorgeous woman, with your parents finding a video tape of it later and confronting you, or have sex with a mediocore looking parapolegic.

[shurtugal]

Gorgeous, obviously.

Listening to the worst techno songs in existence for 12 hours straight, or getting in a fight with a UFC heavyweight champion for 2 minutes.

[Dream]

techno music.

mel gibson or rosie o donnel.

[shurtugal]

techno music.

mel gibson or rosie o donnel.

New option :roulette:

[mino]

Gorgeous, obviously.

Listening to the worst techno songs in existence for 12 hours straight, or getting in a fight with a UFC heavyweight champion for 2 minutes.

All techno sounds the same to me, so there is no "worst song". So I'd pick Techno.

Listening to Jonas Brothers or Machine Head.

[spirit ninja]

All techno sounds the same to me, so there is no "worst song". So I'd pick Techno.

Listening to Jonas Brothers or Machine Head.


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Watch your mother get shot in the head or your father burn in a fire

[Riot-Girl]

Father burn in a fire.

[Arvaleg]

Would you rather trek through the Sahara Desert with only a bottle of water and sunscreen or travel through the Arctic Tundra with only a jacket and some jerky?

[Riot-Girl]

Burn my father.

Would you rather Join Kotr and be cool, or suck.

[Bottled]

I'd join Kotr.

Would you rather invade France or England?

[I Just Ownd You]

I'd rather invade France.

Would you rather kill the president or kill the leader of the mafia?

[Bottled]

I'd rather kill that tardass Bush. I respect the mafia.

Would you rather eat an onion or drink a bottle of hot sauce?

[I Just Ownd You]

Hmm, I think i'd rather eat an onion.

Would you rather get stoned to death or die by fire?

[Riot-Girl]

Can I be stoned to death by an onion?

[shurtugal]

Would you rather be American or live in Canada's sewers?

.....toughy.

[Bottled]

America IS Canada's sewers. So I'd have to say being an American.

[Die 35]

Would you rather get in a fight with the entire Canadian army, or fight a known criminal from America.


This is for you shurt :bigsmile:

[spencer 555]

Trick question, Canada has no army

Would you rather have a terminal illness or live the rest of your life blind

[missy_blonde]

Id rather be blind.

Would you rather live a criminal life to get the best things for your family, or live an honest life where your family misses out on everything?

[Anime Girl]

Hmm, live an honest life.

Would rather try something new or keep doing the same old thing over and over?

[I Just Ownd You]

Try something new.

Would you rather be deaf and have no hands, or be blind and have no hands?

[Bottled]

Deaf with no hands.

Would you rather eat a baseball or a tennis ball?

[BrownGuy]

...tennis ball.

Would you rather have to kiss Mafia or Choplocker?

[Shiznit]

Chop.

Would you rather laugh at everything or laugh at nothing?

[missy_blonde]

i already laugh at everything, ask Lex :P

Would you rather be gay/lez or not be able to have any children?

[kingedward]

I'ma go with no children. Because if you're gay you can't have children anyways. And that way you have to be gay.

Would you rather be buried alive or slow-roasted alive?

[I Just Ownd You]

I'd rather be buried alive.

Would you rather get your limbs slowly stretched apart until you rip in half completely, or get chopped up into little pieces slowly and i mean pieces by they cut every piece of your body they can.

[Anime Girl]

I'd rather be buried alive.

Would you rather get your limbs slowly stretched apart until you rip in half completely, or get chopped up into little pieces slowly and i mean pieces by they cut every piece of your body they can.

I'm never going to your house alone again. Think i would go with being stretched.

Would you rather eat Burger King or Wendy's?

[zyz]

BK.
Would you rather.... lose your gentile area with an explosive or ... die hanging upside down with getting shot at with a b-b round in your stomach(repeatably)
either way you die =)
edit: i just want to see how people think ^_^

[Anime Girl]

BK.
Would you rather.... lose your gentile area with an explosive or ... die hanging upside down with getting shot at with a b-b round in your stomach(repeatably)
either way you die =)
edit: i just want to see how people think ^_^

They should change this to, The mind of a psychopath: Would you rather?

I pick second option.

Would you rather have Superman or Batman as a dad?

[Bottled]

Batman. He's a billionaire duh?

Would you rather eat a raw brain or a cooked loin?(human loin)

[Riot-Girl]

Loin. By far.