Would you Rather?

[RAGING INFERNO]

yeah simply ask a question, "would you rather something or something? answer the question above you and make up your own question.


Would rather be banned from the internet forever or never have a girlfriend? ;)

[The Anti]

good thread.

And my god... i don't even have an answer to that one. :eek:

[Riot-Girl]

Never have a girlfriend. Easy for me.

Would you rather lick hundred pimples, or get molested by Brian Peppers.

[The Anti]

ew. erm..lick 100 pimples.

would you rather be a transvestite or have no genitals. :*ph34r:

[The Butcher]

There's a difference?

Would you rather swallow broken glass or grind salt into your eyes

[Riot-Girl]

Ouch... I'd take the salt and not die of internal bleeding kthx.

Would you rather be stuck on boat, all by your self in complete solitude for five years

or!

Be trapped in a room with six people for five years, never having any privacy?

[RAGING INFERNO]

trapped in a room. After a while of being alone, you'd go insane.

Would you rather dump pure rubbing alcohol in your eyes or salt?

[Riot-Girl]

o_o Which ever one wouldn't make me go blind...


Would you rather have no sense of taste, or no sense of feelings?

Example - You can't feel how hard your holding a mug.

[Quinn]

o_o Which ever one wouldn't make me go blind...


Would you rather have no sense of taste, or no sense of feelings?

Example - You can't feel how hard your holding a mug.

no taste.

Would you rather be raped by Micheal Jackson, or would you get shot, from point blank?

[RAGING INFERNO]

I'd get shot.


Ferrari or Lamborghini?

[Quinn]

I'd get shot.


Ferrari or Lamborghini?

Lambor

Would you die or get raped?

[The Butcher]

Depends on who was doing the raping ;)

Would you rather be shot in the leg or stabbed.

[†Assassin†]

Ferriari.

would you rather burn to deah or drown?

[Quinn]

Depends on who was doing the raping ;)

Would you rather be shot in the leg or stabbed.
shot
Ferriari.

would you rather burn to deah or drown?

none

would you rather get raped by a girl and die, or let Micheal Jackson touch your wank?

[Riot-Girl]

Both? :s

[Quinn]

I'd get shot.


Ferrari or Lamborghini?
Isn't it suppose to be bad? Like would you die by a knife or a gun?
Both? :s

what you mean?

[Riot-Girl]

It can be good!

Would you rather win the Lottery or get a full frontal image of Wizzy as your background?

[Magician]

Win the lottery... duh.

[Quinn]

Win the lottery... duh.

winning -1$? :p = the lottery. .;)

[Riot-Girl]

Srsly, you could sell Wizzys image for like, atleast thirty million dollars.

[Magician]

winning -1$? :p = the lottery. .;)

There's a £100million jackpot next friday...

I might just buy TAO if I win. ;)

[Quinn]

Or maybe even one. ;)

topic: Would you rather be a Snake (Non-poisinous), but can't move or a no legged dog?

[Magician]

I'd rather be neither.

Interesting "fact" I heard, though: Daddy long legs have the most toxic poison known to man, but they don't have any fangs to secrete it with. Nature's Irony, eh?

[Quinn]

I'd rather be neither.

Interesting "fact" I heard, though: Daddy long legs have the most toxic poison known to man, but they don't have any fangs to secrete it with. Nature's Irony, eh?

oh really? Never knew that. But when i was in second grade, my dumbass friend always picked 'em with its legs..:S And you can't choose none. ;)

[Riot-Girl]

UGH!

Worst thing ever,

Would you rather kill yourself, or let a entire swarm of daddy long legs crawl over you?

[Wisher]

I'd rather be neither.

Interesting "fact" I heard, though: Daddy long legs have the most toxic poison known to man, but they don't have any fangs to secrete it with. Nature's Irony, eh?

I thought they just werent able to affect humans

[Magician]

How big is a "swarm".

I'd rather the daddy long legs in any case.

I thought they just werent able to affect humans
assassination
I'm not entirely sure, hence the inverted commas around "fact". ;)

[Riot-Girl]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/02/granddaddy.jpg

[Magician]

That's...

Yeah. I'd still choose the daddy long legs over death. But not by much.

[OFFLINE]

would you rather be banned from TAO forums or the actual game?

[Magician]

The game.

Forums are a place where I can converse with everyone, and the base of most organised activity for TAO (like TAL).

[Riot-Girl]

Erm, I'd say the Game too.

If you could only say one word, would it be

Vagina

or

Food?

[Magician]

Food.

Sex, Drugs, or Rock and Roll?

[Riot-Girl]

Rock and roll!

Booze or Liquor?

[Quinn]

would you rather be banned from TAO forums or the actual game?

hard one, i guess forums.. that'll blow off the psst..:(

[Magician]

I'm a whisky drinker, so Liquor.

[Magician]

hard one, i guess forums.. that'll blow off the psst..:(

Tis why I picked game... so I could run TAL, and subsequently PSST. ;)

[Quinn]

Erm, I'd say the Game too.

If you could only say one word, would it be

Vagina

or

Food?

vagina is my food ,so food. :)

[Magician]

vagina is my food ,so food. :)

Ya know, when you go down on a woman, you're not supposed to actually eat her, yeah?

That was probably too far, but meh.

Would you rather live without sex, or alcohol?

[Riot-Girl]

You are what you eat Quinn...


Loosing an entire layer of skin, or being forced to grind your finger nails against a chalk board for 12 hours every week.

[Quinn]

Ya know, when you go down on a woman, you're not supposed to actually eat her, yeah?

That was probably too far, but meh.

Would you rather live without sex, or alcohol?
alcohol.

and it was jsut an expression, and i was being sarcastic.:)

Live without girls or sports?

[Magician]

I'd rather lose my skin...

You are aware our outer layer of skin is a) dead, and b) flakes off naturally anyway?

Quinn: I know. :p Although, your post didn't seem to be sarcastic. *shrug*

[Riot-Girl]

>_> Thank you Bill Nye.

Would you rather land on a bike with no seat, or eat a baby?

[Quinn]

You are what you eat Quinn...


Loosing an entire layer of skin, or being forced to grind your finger nails against a chalk board for 12 hours every week.

i have no finger nails, i chew them. so the second one. :)

[Magician]

>_> Thank you Bill Nye.

Would you rather land on a bike with no seat, or eat a baby?

What kind of bike, and from how far away?

[Quinn]

>_> Thank you Bill Nye.

Would you rather land on a bike with no seat, or eat a baby?

it's like a weenie goin up your but..>.< So i'd choose baby..:p

[Riot-Girl]

Babies are delicious...

Would you rather fight a tiger, or a lion?

[Quinn]

Babies are delicious...

Would you rather fight a tiger, or a lion?

a liger.. :aggress:
would you rather have girls or sports? ( no one answered previously ).

[Riot-Girl]

Girls! I want to exist ]:

[Quinn]

Girls! I want to exist ]:

You don't count, cause you are a girl.

(To girls) Boys or make-up? :p

[Wisher]

I cannot answer but, would you rather be sterile or never have friends?

[Magician]

what do you mean by "sterile"?

[Wisher]

Not able to reproduce

[|AFO|]

What do you mean by friends?

[3000 stat]

sterile you can always adopt kids

would you rather never be able to listen to music or never be able to watch tv or movies

[OFFLINE]

never listen to music

would you rather punch an 2 year old baby(youve never meet befor) in the face or you own grandma (if you dont have one u know what i mean)

[bobo99]

Would you rather have sex with a women (or man, for you ladies), but get every STD (aids, ect..) -OR- get shot in the head?

[Quinn]

WOMEN!!! @ wish - None @ Offline. :)

would you rather have sex with a girl with 1 tit or no vagina?

[Sebba]

1 tit is better then nothing downstairs...

Hit by a truck at high speed or fall of a taaaaaall building?

[Quinn]

speed fall.. >.<

[Riot-Girl]

I'd rather fall off the building, and right when I'm about to impact the road, a truck going at high speeds hit me.

[Elven Blood]

would you rather have each finger and toe nail scrapped off layer by layer, or would you rather have your eye stabbed with a needle once a minute for the next year?

[RAGING INFERNO]

I'd have my finger and toe nail scraped off.. :bad:

Boobs or cars? :)

[The Anti]

mmm toughie. Cars by a very small amount, only because there's prostitues. ;)
and cars cost more.

Life in prison or being homosexual

[Supersmiley :-)]

Homo.

I'de probably turn homo in prison any way...

Live with jeffery for a month or get shot in both knees?

[The AIDS Virus]

Pop a cap in my knees. I dislike living with other people... also... it's Jeff.

Lose your arms or your legs?

[OFFLINE]

easy. arms

drink a gallon of your own blood or a 2 shots of someone elses seman

[Sebba]

Gallon of own blood, atleast I know what illnesses might be in it...
burn or freeze to death?

[Riot-Girl]

Uh... 2 shots of someone elses seman.

That questions been done already!

[Elven Blood]

Pop a cap in my knees. I dislike living with other people... also... it's Jeff.

Lose your arms or your legs?

legs for sure.

They can make fake legs that function almost like normal legs.
like where you can still walk.
They cannot make an arm the functions as well as the real thing.
No way i could deal with not grabbing this and writing/play video games.
just too much stuff your hands do with delacacy(sp?) that cant be replaced.

The only reason i went back and quoted this is b/c RiotGirl Cant post another option:dry:;):p

Would you rather:
Farm the rest of your life
or
be trapped in your house for your whole life.
(which means you still have the internet and can order pizza:))

[Riot-Girl]

Farm work is tedious. But can I farm people? :s

[Lost.Boy]

Would you rather die by the hands of jeffrey or a torture expert.

[Sith Happens]

Torture Expert.

Would you rather jump out of a plane with a 50% chance your chute would open, or die by lethal injection with no pain.

[Lost.Boy]

Jump out of a plane even if the chute doesn't open i might still live.


Would you rather be metally "special" or or paralyzed.

[Wisher]

mentally "special".

Would you rather listen to the jonas brothers for 6 days straight or watch every Mind of Mencia episode?

[The Anti]

mentally "special".

Would you rather listen to the jonas brothers for 6 days straight or watch every Mind of Mencia episode?

is suicide an option? that's just....terrible

not able to talk or hear, or never know who your real parents were/are.

[RAGING INFERNO]

mmm toughie. Cars by a very small amount, only because there's prostitues. ;)
and cars cost more.

Life in prison or being homosexual

Bahaha, cars cost more than girls? You couldn't be wronger!! But seriously, I'd say boobs on cars. ;)


Oh, and I'd rather be retarded.

Jessica Biel's boobs or Jessica Simpson's boobs? :)

[Lost.Boy]

:O just their boobs.. makes its hard.
I don't know.

[RAGING INFERNO]

Dude. Jessica Biel's boobs win by a mile. You know who she is, right?

Would you rather eat Wizzy's poo, or get eaten by jeffrey?

[Elven Blood]

yes, Beils win..

um, i'd rather eat someones poo than be eaten (killed)

Not being ever able to play tao or wow

[Riot-Girl]

Wow! I don't play it at all.

:] so Tao!

[Lord Shinok]

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Riot Girl and no one else for life or kill yourself? I would pick the 2nd opinion without hesitating!

[Lkalfaro]

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Riot Girl and no one else for life or kill yourself? I would pick the 2nd opinion without hesitating!

But.....I don't want to kill myself so......Neither =/

[Nitanius Nolund]

What if it was me?

[RAGING INFERNO]

Would you rather be an astronaut or one of the most famous video game designer's ever?

[Riot-Girl]

>_> Video game Designer, I'd just make an Astronaut simulator!

[RAGING INFERNO]

Same here.

Would you rather smell like green apples or mocha for the rest of your life?

[Lkalfaro]

Same here.

Would you rather smell like green apples or mocha for the rest of your life?Mocha

Would you rather not have be blind, deaf, or not able to talk

[Riot-Girl]

Blind and Deaf! You guys need to hear my useless impute!

[The Young Guru]

Deaf, I'd go insane without sight.
Would you rather Posh Spice or Jessica Alba.

[mino]

Jessica Alba, Posh Spice is ugly as christ.


Being stuck in a room with me or Being stuck in a room with Shurtugal and Snowolf.

[OFFLINE]

easily you

would you rather kill somone with a knife to the face in there sleep or forcebly drown them

[The Anti]

That's messed up dude..
I honestly don't even know

Would you rather be hot and sweaty as balls, or freezing ass cold?

[savanna]

id rather be really cold, cause i hate being sweaty. even getting naked when your really hot doesnt help.

would you rather be burned to death in a heater, or be put through a chipper?

[D.N.A]

hmm chipper you should die fast or painless if you go head first

during the 9/11 terrorist attack, would you have rather jump out of a burning building or decide to to take a plane back?

[The Anti]

...take a plane back? a chance of survival there.

Having to hang out with the Jonas Brothers, or getting in a car crash

[savanna]

... jonas brothers
then i have my chance to hurt them.

hang out with brownguy or cut your face off?

[3000 stat]

Hang out with brownguy...hes not that anoying

Would you rather be able to live for ever but all your friends and family would die off or be able to die but know your friends and family would live for ever.

[mino]

Be able to die but know my friends and family would live for ever.

Listen to Slipknot or listen to The Jonas Brothers.

[savanna]

i like slipknot.
so thats not that bad.
be on the jerry springer show as one of the people on the stage or be locked in a glass box in the center of a mall butt naked?

[mino]

Be locked in a glass box in the center of a mall butt naked.

Eat your own eyeballs or be in a room with Snowolf, Deepsea and Shurtugal.

[savanna]

snowolf, deepsea and shurt.
cause i dont mind shurt.
but the other two, if they started to piss me off, i secretly have a shotgun tucked in my pants, so ill pull it and and make em silenced.

take LSD or shrooms?

[mino]

Shrooms.

Listening to Judas Priest or Iron Maiden

[3000 stat]

Listening to Iron Maiden
Keeping with music listening to Metallica or Black Sabbath

[mino]

Good one. Real tough choice.

Erm, Metallica.

Once again, keeping with music, listening to Metallica or Megadeth?

[Riot-Girl]

Black Sabbath Mino!!

Metallica!

Keeping with music


Pink Floyd, or Pink Floyd?

[Tubby]

I choose Pink Floyd wierdly :p

Be a man, or a woman?

[Elven Blood]

um...i dont know.
/sarcasm.




Getting dumped 2 days before homecoming or getting your car stolen.

[Wisher]

Getting dumped 2 days before homecoming. you still can ask someone.

Edit: Be a ginger or be locked in your bathroom for 3 years.

[The Anti]

Fuck you. :dry:

have no social life, or no computers or internet for 15 years

[OFFLINE]

no computer

would you rather have everything you tasted the same or be really ugly

[Wisher]

Fuck you. :dry:

have no social life, or no computers or internet for 15 years

answer

[The Anti]

@offline:
I already am ugly...so that. :p

Would you rather have no music or no TV

[~SuMpFiN~]

no TV

rather have a gay siamese twin or no penis? ( and still male)

[Tubby]

a gay siamese twin but that's hard.


Be big or small?

http://www.djadam.co.uk/blog/uploaded_images/fat-vs-thin-709125.jpg

[OFFLINE]

small...

would you rather become a mod or become the best TAO player in existance

[~SuMpFiN~]

Mod,

rather have a gay siamese twin or no penis? ( and still male)

I like that question a lot ^^ (my question)

[Zander]

Would you rather be stuck on an island with Riot Girl and no one else for life or kill yourself? I would pick the 2nd opinion without hesitating!
You'd rather off yourself than have a life-time sex slave?
Edit: whoops, you can't answer, me can you?
Oops, I did it again.

[Chaos 4.0]

. . .

Would you rather french kiss a fat chick or eat 5 spiders?

[~SUPERNATURAL~]

Sadly, I pick a fat chick. I've got a phobia of spiders lol.

Your life or your 1 random family members life?

[Tubby]

Oh ummm... That's well hard..

my life.

have both hands chopped off or both eyes pulled out

[Kindle]

:confused:
Probably hands, because I could get replacements.

Would you rather have no money, no belongings and live on the streets, or be deaf, blind, and mute?

[Tubby]

I would rather have no money no belongings and live on the streets than be deaf blind and mute because what's the point in living if your deaf blind and mute?


Would you rather be a failure at something you love than a success at something you hate?

[Riot-Girl]

>_> Success at something I hate, so I can success at something I love.

[The Young Guru]

Would rather eat a piece of poop or drink a bag of pee? :eek:

[Riot-Girl]

@_@ Poop can kill you..

Pee. I want to live.

Would you rather have a hornet hive in your chest, or fall in a pit of tiny scorpions.

[Nightmarez]

hornets in your chest easy!
just sit around and then whenever a bully picks on you burp.

Would you rather have a weige or a purple nerple :P
pardon the spelling

[shurtugal]

A "weige"

Paris Hilton Or Britney Spears.
They have a yeast infection :eek:

[D.N.A]

paris hilton

would you rather answer a dumbass shurtugal question such as that one or a regular funny question?

[The Anti]

A "weige"

Paris Hilton Or Britney Spears.
They have a yeast infection :eek:

Isn't that from White Chicks?
or some line like that was from that movie

[RAGING INFERNO]

fkjdfk.


sweet or salty?

[The Anti]

Depends. Sweet I guess though

Guys...suck a cock or have no cock.
:bad:
Iknow..I was actually asked this today..

[shurtugal]

Toughy......

Have no cock.

Do anti's mom or his sister?

[The Anti]

Slit shurtugal's neck. :)

Make shurtugal get a sex change or have a threesome with his mother and sister. :p

[shurtugal]

My sister would rape you.
No joke.
She has raped everybody I brought over.

[The Anti]

My sister would rape you.
No joke.
She has raped everybody I brought over.

I think you've told me that before..lol.

I use shackles though. >:]

[shurtugal]

*sigh*

It's your own fault.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd154/shurtugal929/ewwww.jpg

[savanna]

i heard rape and shackles.
got my attention

[The Anti]

i heard rape and shackles.
got my attention

god I love you

shurt I pictured your sis as like 25 with pit hair and rippling muscles. lol :p

[savanna]

/slowly prepares ghb and gets shackles ready in dungeon chambers

[shurtugal]

god I love you

shurt I pictured your sis as like 25 with pit hair and rippling muscles. lol :p

She's 8 and weighs 110 :bad:
And she thinks she's a good dancer :shocked:

@sav: *puts on wizard hat and robes*
*slowly pulls off socks*

[savanna]

WHAT?
im twice your sisters age, 5'8, and well, i weight 139 yesterday, but being chronically ill and ill, ive been losing a good almost pound a day.
ohhh the wizard hat, now i know its going to be good!

[The Anti]

She's 8 and weighs 110 :bad:
And she thinks she's a good dancer :shocked:

@sav: *puts on wizard hat and robes*
*slowly pulls off socks*

Whadda beast

And you didn't start that trend, take it off. :p

[shurtugal]

I cast NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM on savanna. :wink2:

So? I'm awesome enough to use it. You're not :p

[The Anti]

Fine. Let's roleplay then

[Magician]

I cast NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM on savanna. :wink2:

So? I'm awesome enough to use it. You're not :p

You don't have the required skills in Magic to cast that spell. :cool:

[shurtugal]

That's because I cast a spell to make you think that :eek:

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd154/shurtugal929/magic.jpg

*casts mind wipe*

[Magician]

Your Jedi mind tricks do not work against me, young padawan. Alot to learn, you still have...

You stole the "robes and wizard hat" line too...

I am really regretting saving you from the killer bees.

[shurtugal]

It is obvious that we cannot win this battle with our knowledge of the force; But with our skills with a lightsaber.

[Magician]

You shall still lose, shurtugal, for I have "techniques" never seen before in a lightsaber duel...

The first one? It's call the kilt-flash. I'm sure you don't need to use your imagination for that!

[Wisher]

She's 8 and weighs 110 :bad:
And she thinks she's a good dancer :shocked:

@sav: *puts on wizard hat and robes*
*slowly pulls off socks*

more inshape then my cousin :/. but my cousin is kinda cool I guess

[shurtugal]

Hah! I use http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/psv/unl/huge/PSV-015.jpg

and I put a card face down.

[Magician]

You can't, because I have:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/thumb/d/db/TalismanofTrapSealingAST-EN-R.jpg/180px-TalismanofTrapSealingAST-EN-R.jpg

(it reads: You can only activate this card when there is a face-up "Sealmaster Meisei" on your side of the field. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, Trap Cards cannot be activated and the effects of all face-up Trap Cards on the field are negated. When "Sealmaster Meisei" is removed from the field, destroy this card.)

on the field already.

Sorry charlie, you can't use any traps.

[shurtugal]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/thumb/7/7c/RaigekiLOBE-EN-SR.jpg/172px-RaigekiLOBE-EN-SR.jpg

*destroys all monsters on your opponents side of the field*

I summon pikachu in attack mode!

http://www.geocities.com/pokepikachufan/A_Pikachu_Yugioh_Card.jpg


http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/2/2a/CardDestructionSD8-EN-C.jpg

*Not hard to figure this one out*

[Magician]

I start by drawing 5 cards, and play:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0b/DarkHoleSYE-EN-C.jpg/180px-DarkHoleSYE-EN-C.jpg

Destroying all monsters on your side of the field.

I then summon:

http://tradingcardshack.com/photogallery/Celtic%20G.jpg

In attack mode, and attack your life points directly.

I play two cards facedown, and end my turn.

[Shamus]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4716/picture1fg3.png

[Magician]

LOL! :bigsmile:

[shurtugal]

http://www.freewebs.com/marikishtar/exodia-%20all%20five%20cards.gif

I win bitches. No trap magic or monster card shall work.

[Magician]

Sadly, given the 3 cards you played (from the 6 originally in your hand), and then your Card Destruction giving you two new ones (with nothing on the field), means you can't actually have that combo ready in your hand... (as you only could have 3 + 1draw = 4cards in your hand)

I'm a nerd, but hell, get it right. :p

[shurtugal]

And Sealmaster Meisei just magicly appeared :rolleyes:
It's only even.
Plus, you forgot my face down card.
Pot of greed.

GG.

[Magician]

Which you didn't declare playing, and forgot about my facedowns...

[shurtugal]

Exodia automaticly wins!
You didn;t use them in time!

GG!

[Magician]

But had you openly declared Pot of Greed, which you did not, you wouldn't have been able to play it. ;)

Hehe. Life's a bitch, and then you argue over Yugioh. This is amusing.

[shurtugal]

.......draw? by agreeing or disagreeing to a draw you automaticly accept me beating you.

[Magician]

.......draw?

Your pathetic attempt for black text has been declared null and void.

Oh, and: *BANG!*.

You're dead now, ol' skool western style.

[shurtugal]

Noob. You posted. You lost.

GOOD GAME!

Off to bed.

[OFFLINE]

that last page shouldnt be taken seriously; they were totaly not serious :rolleyes:

[Magician]

Good call, offline.

shurt's been shot, and is being attacked by a swarm of killer bees. I don't think his yugioh cards can help him now. ;)

[OFFLINE]

well you seem to know an awful lot about yugioh...did it just get to the UK?

[Magician]

My knowledge is rather sparce, to be honest. I only know what I've picked up through my brother's (inane) teachings about 6-7 years ago.

[OFFLINE]

mmhmmmm

[Riot-Girl]

@_@ Would you rather play Yugioh, or destined to play Tetris for the rest of your life.

[Shamus]

<3 Tetris

Would you rather have each of your toenails ripped off one by one, or get a paper cut on each of your eyes?

[The Antibiotic]

Toenails. I don't even want to imagine what a paper cut on your eyes would feel like.
Would you rather have to listen to Gilbert Godfrey go on a 6 hour rant about nothing, or have to listen to Fran Drescher laugh for 2 hours straight?

[Elven Blood]

the laughing.
2 hours is less than 6.

Would you rather meat bdog or take a look

[The Antibiotic]

Yes, but Fran Drescher's laugh is 3 times more annoying than Gilbert Godfrey's voice, so it evens out.
And I'll stick with women, thank you.
Would you rather have a bowling ball dropped on your foot, or a pool ball dropped on your nuts?

[mino]

You shall still lose, shurtugal, for I have "techniques" never seen before in a lightsaber duel...

The first one? It's call the kilt-flash. I'm sure you don't need to use your imagination for that!

Did I miss Haggis Throw!?

[Elven Blood]

Yes, but Fran Drescher's laugh is 3 times more annoying than Gilbert Godfrey's voice, so it evens out.
And I'll stick with women, thank you.
Would you rather have a bowling ball dropped on your foot, or a pool ball dropped on your nuts?

bolling ball on your foot. easily.

Would you rather be robbed or get caught robbing?

[Magician]

I'd rather be robbed. It's not like I have much worth stealing anyway...

Mino: No, that's my top-secret uber finisher. I've only used it once. It was epic. :bigsmile:

[ponefish]

I'd rather be robbed.

agreed

Would you rather be stuck in a room with the song Tiny bubbles on repeat for 2 weeks or be stuck in between 2 locked doors (between 2 rooms) for 1 week and 4 days.

[The Antibiotic]

The one with no music. It's less time, and any song on repeat for 2 weeks will piss you off eventually.

Would you rather have ridiculously horrible smelling farts or fart a ridiculous amount?

[X-Legend-X XF]

smelling you could leave the room when you feel them coming on,
if you farted a ridiculous amount well doing it would just get weird.

[Chaos 4.0]

Guys post a q when you do.
lolirhymed.

Would you rather have your eyes ripped out or your ears ripped off?

[Magician]

Ears, because I'd still be able to hear.

Would you rather be blind, deaf or mute?

[shurtugal]

Mute.

I can still say "Fuck You" with a finger.

Sit on a bus with grade 1s who just shit themselves for 3 hours, or get hit by a car traveling 30km/h (roughly 15-20 miles)

[Magician]

The kids.

Would you rather be buried alive, or drown?

[Elven Blood]

drowned
would you rather play football or futbol

[shurtugal]

FOOTBALL!

Would want to live as a veggie, or just die in some strange accident.

[Chaos 4.0]

Can I be a Carrot?

Would you rather be branded, with the words MICHAEL JACKSON WAS HERE on your back, or kiss Michael Jackson?

[shurtugal]

Branded

K...k..kiss michael Jackson :shocked:

[ponefish]

Would you rather fall forever or be stuck reading Bottles posts forever

[shurtugal]

There's a difference? :huh:

[The Antibiotic]

You fall when you read Bottle's posts?
Would you rather go scuba diving or sky diving?

[Wisher]

Sky diving.

Would you rather be followed by the paparazzi for your whole life or eat mcdonalds for the rest of your life?

[shurtugal]

paparazzi.

Eat a blended happy meal from McD, or not eat anything for 4 days.
FYI, I've seen somebody eat the happy meal. They puked.

[Elven Blood]

the meal, i eat too much to not eat for 4 days.
I'd eat, puke, wait 3 hours, and then eat some steak from outback:)
amamzing!

Target or Walmart?

[Tubby]

Walmart ...

To go out for a night dressed as a nazi
Or
To beat up a priest ???:o

[Riot-Girl]

Can I do both?

[mino]

Walmart ...

To go out for a night dressed as a nazi
Or
To beat up a priest ???:o

If you didn't know, Riot has been in Nazi Orgy with myself. :winkage:

Can I do both?

You've done the second one before!

[Elven Blood]

i beat up a priest.
They arent all "godly"
a church about 5 miles north of my house had a priest who had a pot farm in his office. i would so beat up a hypocrit(sp?) like that.

[The Young Guru]

Beat a Priest up..lol

[Elven Blood]

Corvette or Viper

ps- i was $1000 away from a '75 Vette. It was so sweet!

[The Anti]

Hmm..what kinds/models/years?
Depends for me.

Million dollars or no school for the rest of your life

[VALENCIA]

id take the million, i enjoy school actually

[OFFLINE]

would you rather have diariah(sp?) 5 times a day or pee every 30 minutes (only when your awake)

[Riot-Girl]

So a priest and a Riot Girl walk into a bar...

Riot girl came out alive. :3

[Tubby]

id take the million, i enjoy school actually

Yeah, school is pretty god damn koool :p

[Chaos 4.0]

I always seem to come here when nobody posted a question...

Would you rather have an iPod Touch, or the OLD iPhone?

The new oe's 1k, that's just not fair.

[Chaos 4.0]

Edit: Lag, sorry guys, just read ^That^

[Riot-Girl]

Which ever one makes the best noise when I throw it.

Being doomed to listening to Jay Z your entire life, or Snoop Dog.


The horror.

[The Butcher]

I like them both. If you are going to insult rap, you should pick bad rappers.

Those are legends.

[Riot-Girl]

Sorry Butcher. I don't really listen to rap, so I wouldn't know who to pick :(

[The Butcher]

No problemo, how about this one.

Being forced to listen to "Chingy" or "Soldja Boy"

Now THATS horror ;)

[Lkalfaro]

No problemo, how about this one.

Being forced to listen to "Chingy" or "Soldja Boy"

Now THATS horror ;)

Hey now, Soldja Boy is a fun dance

[Riot-Girl]

I don't even know who I want to kill more, can't I just use Soulja boy to kill Chingy, then hit Soulja boy with a hammer till he's pulp? :P

[Tubby]

Kill a cat or eat a frog?

[Riot-Girl]

Eat a frog. I looooooooove cats!

[The Butcher]

I don't even know who I want to kill more, can't I just use Soulja boy to kill Chingy, then hit Soulja boy with a hammer till he's pulp? :P

Have them fight to the death gladiator style, and release the lions on the winner.

[Tubby]

Eat a frog. I looooooooove cats!

Same man. I have a cat :)


Once, I put Hair Wax on it lol.


It were GaNgStAh BlUd =P

[The Butcher]

Your A Jew.:dry:

And at what point between buying said cat and putting the hair gel on it did you develop your hatred of the Jewish race?

[The Young Guru]

Gotta go with Jay-Z lol..

[Wisher]

Would you rather roleplay with Jessica alba or angelina jolie?

[The Butcher]

Alba.

Hands down.

Angelina jolie is strange looking.

[Riot-Girl]

Myself. <3

[Tubby]

And at what point between buying said cat and putting the hair gel on it did you develop your hatred of the Jewish race?

Are you Jewish yourself or somethang?

[The Butcher]

Doesn't matter if i am or not, i just am mind-boggled at someone actually calling someone "a jew" as an insult.

It blows my mind at how stupid/ignorant/childish some people can be.

Im just trying to find out if you actually hate jewish people, or you just thought it would be "cool" to call someone a jew.

[Tubby]

/Okay.

[Riot-Girl]

.-. Wow.

[Jibbles]

Would you rather talk to Micheal Jackson in person? Or Would you rather talk to Micheal Jackson online?

[Josh Glenwell]

Would you rather talk to Micheal Jackson in person? Or Would you rather talk to Micheal Jackson online?
Micheal Jackson is a good role-model >.<

[Riot-Girl]

Would you rather kill yourself? Or Death by snuu snuu.

[shurtugal]

Srsly? Snuu Snuu.

Guys: Death or having your balls cut off.

[mino]

Death.


Death on the toilet or death by having sex?

[Tubby]

Wtf Toilet lol.

Skip Christmas for a year...
Or...
Skip your Birthday for a year...?

[Riot-Girl]

>_> My Birthday is like, right beside Christmas, so I wouldn't care.

Birthday I guess, I wanna stay young!

[Josh Glenwell]

Wtf Toilet lol.

Skip Christmas for a year...
Or...
Skip your Birthday for a year...?

Skip my birthday for a year.

[Shiznit]

Would you rather run 10 miles or do 5000 push ups?

[mino]

5000 push ups I really can't run.

Judas Priest or Black Sabbath?

[Riot-Girl]

Black Sabbath by FAR.

I don't like subliminal messages telling me to kill myself. I prefer a more subtle approach. >_>

[shurtugal]

Would you rather run 10 miles or do 5000 push ups? I ran around half a marathon during the summer :wink2:

Be born without arms or without legs.

[Josh Glenwell]

Would you rather run 10 miles or do 5000 push ups?

I rather run.

[shurtugal]

I ran around half a marathon during the summer :wink2:

Be born without arms or without legs.

Don't post without saying a would you rather question for now on.

[RAGING INFERNO]

Right back at ya!

would you rather listen to the song "Girlfriend" a thousand times, or have your eyes gouged out? (Honestly, they level each other out pretty nicely)

[Wisher]

Listen to girlfriend a thousand times.

Would you rather be as dumb as brandi C. on rock of love or suck as much as carlos mencia

[RAGING INFERNO]

I'd rather suck at it.

Would you rather lose a TAO battle to Twelve or Jeffrey?

[mino]

I ran around half a marathon during the summer :wink2:

Be born without arms or without legs.

Without legs, atleast I can masterbait with arms.

Raging, Twelve.

Heres a nice NWOBHM question...

Stormtroopers of Death or Iron Maiden?

[RAGING INFERNO]

Iron Maiden.

Revelation or Legends? [server]

[~SlayeR~]

Rev.

Chained to a bed in a room full of queers or Prison..

In reality, is pretty much the same thing. So unlucky.

[Riot-Girl]

Hurray for being a bigot!

[shurtugal]

Rev.

Chained to a bed in a room full of queers or Prison..

In reality, is pretty much the same thing. So unlucky.

Prison, you can make them your bitch.

Have your middle finger on your main hand cut off, or your big toe cut off and the same side.