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Tugnus
09-24-2008, 12:21 PM
That's right, it's Jesus. He turns water and into wine, can conjur up some bread, or slap your mama silly.

Name: Jesus
HP: 35
Armor: 12
Power: 18
Range: 1
Block: 40% front, 20% side
Movement: 4
Wait: 2

Attack: He uses his Jesus powers to smack you.

Special Ability: Jesus smites a unit with a range of 5, unaffected by LoS causing up to 20 damage. After using this ability, Jesus needs to rest for 3 turns.

Second Special Ability: When Jesus is killed, a crucifix pops out of ground, and Jesus is crucified. The spot is then used up for the next 3 turns. After the 3 turns, Jesus revives as SUPER JESUS. While crucified, Jesus counts as a dead unit.

Super Jesus stats.

Name: SUPER JESUS
HP: 28
Armor: 0
Power: 15
Range: 1
Block: 30% from all sides (including back)...why? Cause he's SUPER JESUS.
Movement: 6
Wait: 2

Special Ability of SUPER JESUS. Heal a unit in range of 1 for 10 hp.

Second Special Ability of SUPER JESUS: Jesus puts his Godly gaze on another unit, absorbing the damage the unit takes on the next attack and it is instead dealt to Jesus. This ability is focused.
Matt 34.5
09-24-2008, 12:30 PM
Not original, but I giggled.
http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31142&highlight=jesus
Tugnus
09-24-2008, 12:47 PM
Dammit someone made a Jesus.
Matt 34.5
09-24-2008, 12:53 PM
Well on the bright side, you might still piss off some religious folk.
shurtugal
09-24-2008, 01:22 PM
This unit is stupid, I have two things to counter it.

Muslims (also known as assassin bombs), and Aethism.
Sacred Silence
09-24-2008, 02:24 PM
This unit is stupid, I have two things to counter it.

Muslims (also known as assassin bombs), and Aethism.

You suck. :rolleyes:
mino
09-24-2008, 03:33 PM
I was expecting Raptor Jesus.
Supersmiley :-)
09-24-2008, 09:51 PM
http://ballsandwalnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jesus-south-park.jpg

I believe I made my point.
xerent
09-24-2008, 10:51 PM
Everyone knows Jesus comes back as Zombie Jesus, not Super Jesus.
Tugnus
09-25-2008, 08:02 AM
Maybe I should make a god unit:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b0/180px-God_(South_Park).gif
shurtugal
09-26-2008, 01:51 PM
Maybe I should make a god unit:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b0/180px-God_(South_Park).gif

This unit is stupid, I have two things to counter it.

Muslims (also known as assassin bombs), and Aethism.



http://thecoffeeboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/buddha2.jpg

gg?
RAGING INFERNO
09-26-2008, 04:29 PM
Bahaha


you guys are stupid. :lol:
Angry
10-17-2008, 10:02 PM
Wow, I thought this was hilarious. I can only imagine Jesus giving out smacks of righteousness. PREPARE TO BE SMACKED BY THY HOLY HAND. LOL
Angry
10-17-2008, 10:13 PM
I'll smack the B'Jesus outa you!
Lex
10-17-2008, 11:12 PM
Smith pwns Jesus.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17400&highlight=smith