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Tugnus
09-30-2008, 04:44 PM
If the unit your attacking is too dry and refuses to let you beat on his back, then the KY Jelly Dispenser is for you. Just slap some on your big sword and let it do the work for you. Mmmm doesn't that feel better.

Name: KY Jelly Dispenser
HP: 44
Armor: 20
Power: 0
Range: 5
Block: 100% All Sides
Movement: 0
Wait: 5

Ability: The KY Jelly Dispenser smothers the units weapon with KY Jelly for the next 2 attacks or 6 turns (Whichever one comes first). This allows the units attacks to flip over enemy units and penetrate there backside (Allows the attack to negate up to 20 armor and makes the attack unblockable).

Only one unit can have KY Jelly applied at a time.

INtel
10-20-2008, 06:55 PM
sorry but thats not even funny

monkus
10-20-2008, 07:11 PM
Completely humorless, and even slightly offensive.

Sodamoeba
10-20-2008, 07:38 PM
hahahahaha!

The Anti
10-20-2008, 08:21 PM
I lol'ed

The AIDS Virus
10-20-2008, 09:21 PM
Not funny...