I commited murder/

[Geico Gecko Jr.]

I put a chicken in a microwave..


Yes im bad.

[Medemia]

I wouldn't consider that murder. I'd call that cruelty to animals, unless it was already dead. Then I would call that cooking dinner.

[savanna]

im going to put you in a microwave.

[Hatchet Klown]

Fail, it's not even red meat.

[savanna]

save the animals!
/runs through thread covered in paint

[Hatchet Klown]

If it isn't bleeding, you overcooked it. Sorry.

[savanna]

AHHHH YOUR HURTING MY HIPPY EARS!
meat has always grossed me out, especially red meat.
/shutter
VEGETARIANS ALL THE WAY

[Hatchet Klown]

Hippy!

[Medemia]

You'd rather put a vegetarian in the microwave?!? I'd consider that murder.

[Hatchet Klown]

I'd put Sav in the microwave; might be pretty tasty. :confused:

[savanna]

/tackles hatchet and hogties him
/screams like a banshee
/dances around him with a hatchet
IM NOT GOIN DOWN, OH NO NO NO!

[Xiahou Dun]

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^___^

[Hatchet Klown]

I've eaten a raw 12 oz. steak (Porterhouse if I remember right) /shrug

[mantis33]

Remember when this wasn't funny?

Good times...

[The Anti]

What a waste of a click :(

[R G]

I put a chicken in a microwave..


Yes im bad.

If the chicken was alive then you should seek help.

This is exactly how Jeffery Dahmer started out....You know the Gay Canibal Killer Guy.

[Jeffery]

If the chicken was alive then you should seek help.

This is exactly how Jeffery Dahmer started out....You know the Gay Canibal Killer Guy.
JeffREy Dahmer, not Jeffery Dahmer.

There is a difference.

[Realist]

JeffREy Dahmer, not Jeffery Dahmer.

That's a clever way to hide your identity.

[Veilmenacex]

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ewwwwwwwwwwww :bad::bad::bad::bad:

[The Red One]

Fish alive tasty

live sushi

mike rowe dirty jobs

[Jeffery]

That's a clever way to hide your identity.
Don't make me nuke your state.

[Blexican]

he lives in Wisconsin.

then you take Aaron Rodgers with him hopefully.

[shurtugal]

save the animals!
/runs through thread covered in paint

Naked? :spiteful:

[Blexican]

Shurt probably has dape rape face. or did i mean date? nvm

[shurtugal]

I beleive you;re talking about anal date rape.
But yes, my grade 9 year still gives me nightmares.
I was between two 280+ fat guys for 2 months during football...... who did things.

[savanna]

im part indian, im allowed to be naked and a savage and worship animals.
i just dont hurt or eat animals.
ick.

[Jeffery]

im part indian, im allowed to be naked and a savage and worship animals.
i just dont hurt or eat animals.
ick.
You do know there was no such thing as a vegetarian indian, right?

[Zander]

You're not supposed to microwave raw chicken.

Vegetarian is like vegan without the commitment. Ever stepped on a bug?

[savanna]

You do know there was no such thing as a vegetarian indian, right?

theres always something new
but actually, some people in the tribes didnt eat meat. theyd eat corn and other crops that they grew.


vegetarian does need commitment.
i cant eat most candies, anything with gelatin in it. no jello. no skittles.
i can eat starbursts.
i have to check whether fries are cooked in vegetable oil or animal fat, most of the time its animal fat.
i have to ask whats in everything.



and i dont step on bugs, or not on purpose, and not that i see.

[R G]

im part indian, im allowed to be naked and a savage and worship animals.
i just dont hurt or eat animals.
ick.

Well I can growl like a bear....when you coming over?:p

[Jeffery]

Back then, if you hadan all corn diet, you'd die from lack of protein. Even tribes that mostly forraged and learned to farm still relied on hunted meat for basic proteins.

And yet, being a veg-head is a lot of work. Luckily for you the movement to ban trans-fat means very few places use an animal fat to cook in anymore.

What level of veggy are you though? What about dairy/eggs/fish?

[savanna]

i eat dairy, NO FISH. no seafood at all. thats icky.
and thats still meat, no matter how you put it!
this is my motto; i dont eat anything with a face.

i get milk from farms or places i know the cows aren't abused, i know it sounds stupid, but..
i dont eat too much yogurt, and ive cut back on cheese a lot, also.
ive also strayed away from eggs, i RARELY eat them. im always like, eh... its not living yet, but, i dont know. i used to eat them, even as a veg-face, but i havent eaten them for like 2 months.

the smell of cooking meat actually really bothers me now, its because i dont associate myself with it, and the shitty part is, im the only vegetarian in my house.

[Jeffery]

i eat dairy, NO FISH. no seafood at all. thats icky.
and thats still meat, no matter how you put it!
this is my motto; i dont eat anything with a face.

i get milk from farms or places i know the cows aren't abused, i know it sounds stupid, but..
i dont eat too much yogurt, and ive cut back on cheese a lot, also.
ive also strayed away from eggs, i RARELY eat them. im always like, eh... its not living yet, but, i dont know. i used to eat them, even as a veg-face, but i havent eaten them for like 2 months.

the smell of cooking meat actually really bothers me now, its because i dont associate myself with it, and the shitty part is, im the only vegetarian in my house.
Nothing with a face???

What if it's ugly? Will you eat ugly animals?

[Realist]

this is my motto; i dont eat anything with a face.


Nice.

So slugs are still in? Starfish?

[savanna]

ahh okay you smartasses, i dont eat anything that has/had a heart beat, nerves, muscles, a brain, blood, shit, and could have sex and reproduce.

is that a good description?
:p

[shurtugal]

ahh okay you smartasses, i dont eat anything that has/had a heart beat, nerves, muscles, a brain, blood, shit, and could have sex and reproduce.

is that a good description?
:p

Damn, so close to calling you a canibal for eating Mafia.

[savanna]

oh i wouldnt let such filth come near me

[Blexican]

Nice.

So slugs are still in? Starfish?

http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/starfish.gif

[Shamus]

It's kinda more:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7865/seastarhl1.jpg

Ya know? The face is more in the middle.

[Blexican]

you see that big C at the bottom. ya.. it stands for something =P

[Shamus]

I copyrighted my doodle too.

[Magician]

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Mmmmmm! Sushi!

[Veilmenacex]

Mmmmmm! Sushi!

sushi is raw fish not alive fish you retard :p

[Jeffery]

sushi is raw fish not alive fish you retard :p
Fresh Sushi is alive though. Or it ain;t that fresh.

[Magician]

sushi is raw fish not alive fish you retard :p

This coming from the "retard" that has problems listening to and following simple instructions.

Exactly, Jeffery.

[Medemia]

Actually, sushi has nothing to do with the fish and everything to do with the rice and seaweed wrap. Fish is used to make the different types of sushi, but it can be cooked, it can be spam, it can be vegetables or it can be t-bone steak. It's just the rice and seaweed that's important.

And stop using the word retard if you would please. I would appreciate it.

[Veilmenacex]

This coming from the "retard" that has problems listening to and following simple instructions.

Exactly, Jeffery.

following simple instructions? wtf?
I follow every single instructions perfectly whether it's at school instructed by teachers or at work by my boss and/or co workers.

[Jeffery]

following simple instructions? wtf?
I follow every single instructions perfectly whether it's at school instructed by teachers or at work by my boss and/or co workers.
Every single instructions???

Mmmmmmmmm.......

Go kill yourself.

[Blexican]

Im glad Jeffery isnt a real person. He'd probably start killing in texas. Thats what they all do....

[Xiahou Dun]

sushi is raw fish not alive fish you retard :p

Raw fish can be alive, alive fish can be raw. Something can be sushi alive or dead. It makes no difference.

[*Sanosuke*]

Of course an alive fish can be raw. It's alive, therefore uncooked. Hah. /icanhazlogix?

[Xiahou Dun]

Of course an alive fish can be raw. It's alive, therefore uncooked. Hah. /icanhazlogix?

Well if you cooked it juuuuuuuuuuuuusssttt right it could be in immense crippling pain and probably dieING but it's possible to be cooked and alive.

[Jeffery]

Of course an alive fish can be raw. It's alive, therefore uncooked. Hah. /icanhazlogix?
There are some dishes that call for a live trout to be cooked in oil, then served to the table while still "alive". Can't get any fresher than simply eating it while still in the river.

[Tubby]

You Evil Fuker.:angry:

[mantis33]

Wow, I just realized Jeff is aboout to hit 30,000 posts. Insanity.

[Tubby]

Wow, I just realized Jeff is aboout to hit 30,000 posts. Insanity.

I thought you were a mod?
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