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Tugnus
10-08-2008, 02:44 AM
From deep within space, the alien ruler of the Galactic Confederacy, Xenu, had gathered many alien life forms inside his ship. He then brought all of these aliens to earth where he hid them inside of the volcanos. The volcanos were then blown up by hydrogen bombs which killed all of the aliens. But, there souls survived and wondered the earth. The souls then clustered together and stuck onto the living species found on earth, which is the cause for our emotions today.

Name: L. Ron Hubbard
Hp: 50
Armor: 20
Power: 0
Movement: 2
Range: 4
Block: 60% Front, 30% Side
Wait: 3

Ability: L. Ron Hubbard uses his expertise to test your thetan levels with his E-Meter. Depending on your thetan score, a certain affect is taken over the unit. There are 3 different affects that can take place, they are chosen at random. L. Ron may use his ability on an enemy or ally.

Affect 1: Your thetan levels are exceptionally high and you are seen as the new prophet. You are given alien like powers and the units power is increased by 6.

Affect 2: Your thetan levels are mediocre. L. Ron needs to test you yet again to see if you are fit to be a follower. For the next 3 turns, the units movement is increased by either 2 or decreased by 2. 50% chance when decided.

Affect 3: Your thetan levels are low. You are not fit to follow the ways of L. Ron Hubbard. You are forced to pay a 20 hp (This damage does get reduced by armor) fine to scientology for wasting L. Rons time. Go Home you worthless sack of poop.

Only 1 unit may be under one of the abilities at a time.

Tugnus
10-08-2008, 10:09 AM
Oh and just in case some of you didn't know, L. Ron is the founder of scientology and the story at the beginning is what they actually believe causes emotions.

savanna
10-08-2008, 10:18 AM
http://a134.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_95f63537a62c4d967c7eb03a29e2fe1d.jpg


this is all i have to say.
i like wearing party hats.

mino
10-08-2008, 12:35 PM
The random Guy Fawkles in the back made me laugh.

savanna
10-08-2008, 12:47 PM
everyone at the anon protests wear guy fawkes masks, and we rick roll scientology.

Kyir
10-08-2008, 12:49 PM
Scientology is old joke.

More original content please.

savanna
10-08-2008, 01:33 PM
too bad its not actually a joke, its a serious issue.

Kyir
10-08-2008, 01:33 PM
Scientology isn't a joke?

SEE WUT I DID THERE?

savanna
10-08-2008, 01:35 PM
scientology is a major monet scam playing to be a church?
wut wut?
theyve caused many upon many to go bankrupt, ruin their families, and kill themselves?
AND
theyve killed people themselves!

Kyir
10-08-2008, 01:36 PM
Who woulda thunk it?

bludhoundz
10-08-2008, 01:54 PM
scientology is a major monet scam playing to be a church?
wut wut?
theyve caused many upon many to go bankrupt, ruin their families, and kill themselves?
AND
theyve killed people themselves!

Haven't all the other major religions done a whole lot worse in most of these aspects?

Edit: maybe considering my last post, this one wasn't the best one to make..

Kyir
10-08-2008, 01:58 PM
The Crusades are fun to read about though.

savanna
10-08-2008, 04:37 PM
scientology isnt a religion, its a business.
its a cult.

Unforgottner
10-08-2008, 06:25 PM
too bad its not actually a joke, its a serious issue.

I actually lol'd.

It's super cereal.

savanna
10-08-2008, 07:34 PM
yeah, a woman being locked in a small room, denied food, water, rats were in there, she died and they tried to cover it up.
they were trying to regenerate her faith in scientology.

yes unforgottener, thats so worthy of making fun of.

shurtugal
10-08-2008, 08:41 PM
Xenu for life.

Cavour
10-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Needs a Summon: Tom Cruise Ability.

The Butcher
10-08-2008, 10:37 PM
Needs a Summon: Tom Cruise Ability.

Please turn this into a you vs unfo thread..

You know you want to...

Unforgottner
10-09-2008, 04:12 PM
He's denied my challenges.

That means only one thing...

Unforgottner
10-09-2008, 04:12 PM
THE FEAST...IS MINE!i

Cavour
10-09-2008, 08:54 PM
He's denied my challenges.

http://images.inmagine.com/img/image100/02001/02001055.jpg
BITCH, WHAT?!

Riot-Girl
10-10-2008, 04:36 AM
yeah, a woman being locked in a small room, denied food, water, rats were in there, she died and they tried to cover it up.
they were trying to regenerate her faith in scientology.

yes unforgottener, thats so worthy of making fun of.


I read that, I wasn't a happy wikipediaer.

Chaos 4.0
10-10-2008, 07:48 AM
http://images.inmagine.com/img/image100/02001/02001055.jpg
BITCH, WHAT?!

i lol'd.

Memnarch
10-10-2008, 11:07 AM
http://a134.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_95f63537a62c4d967c7eb03a29e2fe1d.jpg


this is all i have to say.
i like wearing party hats.

This is actually a picture of a protest done by a group called Anonymous. They wear Guy Fawkes masks during their protests in an effort to bring down scientology. They have a website and everything. Google that shiz!

Kyir
10-10-2008, 06:08 PM
They do it for the lulz of a butthurt religion, don't think too highly of them.

Unforgottner
10-10-2008, 10:26 PM
http://images.inmagine.com/img/image100/02001/02001055.jpg
BITCH, WHAT?!

http://www.worldofcombat.net/kimbo.jpg

LOL WUT?

Cavour
10-13-2008, 03:19 PM
http://www.worldofcombat.net/kimbo.jpg

LOL WUT?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1005/mma_petruzelli2_600.jpg
PWNED.

Tugnus
10-13-2008, 03:20 PM
That fight was crazy. Lasted like 15 secs.