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Tugnus
10-30-2008, 01:58 AM
The Herpes hurricane was mostly dominated in Ancient Greece affecting different animals. Men then decided to have sex with animals and this greatly offended the Herpes hurricane. The herpes hurricane then sent down its wrath on humans infecting them all until every last one of them has herpes.

Name: Herpes Hurricane
Health: 21
Armor: 0
Power: 0
Movement: 10
Wait: 1

It is a swirling ball of herpes

Attack: The Herpes Hurricane goes into the unit and gives them herpes. The unit then develops a herpes bubble somewhere on there body (mouth, butt, genital area). When this unit attacks or somehow affects another unit it send the herpes virus to the unit. Every turn the unit has a 50% chance to have a herpes outbreak which causes herpes bubbles to pop up everywhere on the unit. The herpes outbreak lowers power by 12, lowers movement by 2, and damages the unit by 5.

Special Attack: Hold down the Herpes Hurricane and it explodes...everyone has herpes...gg herpes win.

Cross Punisher
10-30-2008, 12:30 PM
what happened to speedy cat tungy?

R G
10-30-2008, 01:03 PM
It is a swirling ball of herpes



Sounds like a girl I knew....Can we name the Hurricane of Herpes, Rebecca?

Lord Sesshomaru
10-30-2008, 01:16 PM
Sounds like a girl I knew....Can we name the Hurricane of Herpes, Rebecca?

Your wife? :huh:

R G
10-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Your wife? :huh:


Hate to tell you this...but NO...Your Mama!!! :D

Lord Sesshomaru
10-30-2008, 02:35 PM
Hate to tell you this...but NO...Your Mama!!! :D

Didn't know you were a necrophiliac...
You're one sick puppy... :bad:

R G
10-30-2008, 02:38 PM
Didn't know you were a necrophiliac...
You're one sick puppy... :bad:



Sorry for your loss. :(

Lord Sesshomaru
10-30-2008, 02:42 PM
Sorry for your loss. :(

Years ago. Don't worry about it.

Zander
10-30-2008, 02:56 PM
:(

Kindle
10-30-2008, 04:23 PM
:(

/end awkward silence

:fire:

Riathmus
10-31-2008, 03:32 PM
Interesting unit... though it's better than some others i've seen...

blah__
11-01-2008, 03:09 PM
ewwwwwy herpes!

*scratch scratch*