The dumbest thing you ever done!?!

[Xiao Qiao]

Alright i want to hear the dumbest thing you ever did!
As for mine.

I was messing around with matches and lighters i was bored, well i didnt know that a match i lit and thought whent out was still flaming, well i was in my garage doing this after a while i smelt something burning and first thing i thought "oh ####" so i get up and see a small fire i run inside and soon the smoke alarm rings i run back into the garage with a bucket of water and i start to water the place down, well yea my parents came home, whent to the garage, saw what happend and grounded me. Worst thing is they took my lighters, ah i know!

[Loopget]

lol

my worst thing? going to a skateboard competition, wearing boxer's and not noticing untill i had already started skating, and to make it all better? they were silk spongebob ones >.<

[Lumberjack]

Did you win?

[Hatchet Klown]

Hit on 18 when the dealer was sitting on a 6.

/facepalm.

[Hatchet Klown]

Worst thing is they took my lighters, ah i know!

Oh, stop being a bitch... go to a gas station, WaWa, CVS, or 7-11 and buy a new lighter... it's $1.99.

[_Thunder_]

Oh, stop being a bitch... go to a gas station, WaWa, CVS, or 7-11 and buy a new lighter... it's $1.99.

/2nd

Dumbest thing ive done... probably thought that... no... ugh list is too long nevermind.

[Match Strike]

Hit on 18

Silly enough on its own.

[Loopget]

Did you win?

Naw, came 4th,

[Chaos 4.0]

Oh, stop being a bitch... go to a gas station, WaWa, CVS, or 7-11 and buy a new lighter... it's $1.99.

Assuming she's old enough to buy one.

My worst is this one day I was at a wedding and I went up to give my aunt flowers and I tripped on the Mic cord on the way down.

Edit: And one day I hit on 21 when I was playing with my dad... I was still learning.

[Hatchet Klown]

Silly enough on its own.

It was my birthday, so it was a mixture of feeling lucky and being completely blitzed... probably more the later of the two.

[Xiao Qiao]

Oh, stop being a bitch... go to a gas station, WaWa, CVS, or 7-11 and buy a new lighter... it's $1.99.

I would ask you to buy me a new lighter, but you blew all your money on blackjack.

[Blexican]

I would ask you to buy me a new lighter, but you blew all your money on blackjack.

oh dang.

Klown you want some water for that burn?

[Chaos 4.0]

Want some bread with that Whine?

Wait, that doesn't fit here.

[meat.eater]

Silly enough on its own.

What are you talking about? I hit on 18's all the time!

/robs cradle

[Hatchet Klown]

I would ask you to buy me a new lighter, but you blew all your money on blackjack.

Eh, I went to AC anticipating losing everything I came with. If you think you'll come home on top, you'll be dissapointed more times than not.

[Blexican]

Want some bread with that Whine?

Wait, that doesn't fit here.

and you failed at failing. Its Want some cheese with that Whine.

you need to focus.

And i don't think your girlfriend would be happy about that meat :p

[Shamus]

I was playing with this guy who hit on a 20. He got an ace.

[meat.eater]

She doesn't mind as long as they're hot.

[Blexican]

She doesn't mind as long as they're hot.

Shes a keeper.

[Zander]

Shes a keeper.
You have no idea.:wink2:

[Match Strike]

I was playing with this guy who hit on a 20. He got an ace.

I hit on 20's all the time. Unlike meat, I prefer a bit of maturity.

[ponefish]

Alright i want to hear the dumbest thing you ever did!

Reading this thread.

[Zander]

'bout a year and a half ago I went around 24 hours thinking I'd be able to pull off two girls at once without them knowing about eachother.

Also once stuck olive garden breadsticks into a microwave... while inside the aluminum foil package thingy.

[The Anti]

Also once stuck olive garden breadsticks into a microwave... while inside the aluminum foil package thingy.
Things like that seem to happen to me a lot. My family owned the same microwave since my parents bought our house, 15-16 years ago. So this microwave was quite old. I had some spaghetti or something in this little, apparently un-microwavable container. I wasn't aware that this container was un microwavable though. >.> I put it in there, and on top of the wrong container, I forgot to pop the lid of it so the heat doesn't build up too much. After I put it in, I go to my living room where I'm watching TV or something, I don't remember. About a minute later, I hear this loud explosive. I walked into my kitchen to saw smoke coming from my microwave. I fucking blew up a container of spaghetti. It exploded inside the microwave.

Needless to say, we needed a new microwave. ;)

[NejixKun]

Reading this thread.

This guy beat me to it.

Anyway, probably when I rammed headfirst into a pole when i was 7 feet up and fell down the pole head first.

Edit: I was 6

[iceman2001]

Wow...there's so many....where to start?

Okay.

My freshman year I was blitzed out of my mind at a party when they ran out of alcohol. I proceeded to collect....and drink every half finished beer can (wounded soldier) I could find.

I got mono like two weeks later.

[CPC]

Alright i want to hear the dumbest thing you ever did!

Posting in this thread.

[Blexican]

You have no idea.:wink2:

actually i do :)

and common guys. Who wouldn't hit on a 11 though.

[Lonely Tylenol]

I bought a girl flowers once.

Pissed off her boyfriend very much.

The stupid part of it is it hadn't even occurred to me that the flowers could be taken as a romantic gesture until I got an angry message from a strange number on my phone.

My life is very dull.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I launched a golf cart through the air off a hill managed to get a few tires on the ground before rolling it into the street and sliding a few feet across the asphalt. Didn't feel very well, given the amount of skin asphalt can remove from leg. Luckily, no vehicles were coming.

Ah yes, the days of being young and stupid.

[Memory of Light]

Alright i want to hear the dumbest thing you ever did!


you. seriously, i have low standards, but the aids is what made it a problem. and the chlamydia.

[The Anti]

Arc's golf cart story reminded me of a pretty funny story that happened to my friend.

We were at a driving range, and this was his first time at one, so he didn't really know how to hit properly. He was just swinging the club as hard as he could like a baseball bat. We decided to have a competition of who could hit it farther. He cocks up his club, swings as hard as he could, and the club goes soaring through the air about 80 feet to his left, where it nails the gutter of the clubhouse and knocks part of it off. The club was also completely bent, but I nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard. :p

[Lord Sesshomaru]

She doesn't mind as long as they're hot.

Shes a keeper.

Boy is she ever. :bigsmile:

I've been that lucky to have a girl like that once before, and you are in for it Meat, in a very good way. ;)

Anyway, on to stupid stories, and I have a million of them.

I've already told people about being pepper sprayed and tazered, so that is eliminated.

Ok I've thought of it, but it's not intentionally being stupid like my friend's and my homemade Jackass videos.

I used to work at a pizza place in 2005 and it was my 8th day on the job. I was running pizza through the automatic dough rollers, prepping for the early morning all you can eat buffet (yes, all you can eat pizza buffet).

If you don't know what this machine looks like, it is 2 chain driven heavy stainless steel rollers that flatten a big ball of dough to a 1/4 inch thick. Well anyway, I was running the dough through the press and I was talking talking game to this really cute girl Marissa who was training me, and not paying attention to the machine and the location of my hands.

All of a sudden I feel a very painful yank on my left hand and I quickly realize that it is stuck in the machine and I quickly turn it off. I tell Marissa that my hand is trapped in the machine and I ask her how to loosen the rollers, and she's too busy panicking about my hand being stuck in the rollers, so I figure it out myself.

I pull my hand out of the rollers to see that the fingernails on both my index finger and my middle finger have been ripped out by the root and are hanging on by the bit of skin at the front of my finger. The only thing I can say is "Oh... That's not good...:confused:"

I had to have reconstructive surgery on my 2 fingers and to this day, my middle finger on my left hand is wider than my right.

[The Anti]

Yuck...that sounds horrible. It reminded me of someone getting pulled into one of those woodchippers. :bad:

[gryph89]

Oh the memories...

Walked across thin ice over a lake in winter and got stuck.

Jumped into a bush while playing manhunt, and had no idea it had thorns in it. I was the first to be caught that game, and the first to leave.

Pee'd in an empty Beer can, and forgot I pee'd in it, drinking it myself and immediatly throwing up.

Took a one hour milk challenge, lost. Then was stupid enough to try it again on the same day.

But probably...the dumbest thing I've ever done, that really takes the cake...

Well...

I was about fifteen years old at the time, and we were watching this movie (don't even remember it) but he just kinda, jumped onto the hood of a moving car and barell rolled over the top of the car and landed on the street on the other side.

Anyways, being the idiot I am in sutiations like this "Yeah I'll do it" were the first words out of my mouth.

So here comes my dude Terry going down my driveway at about 35 MPH, I jump get onto the hood, lose my balance and slam my face into his windshield, I put up my arms first, otherwise I think I probably would of died, however, my arms got stuck in the windshield, and instead of being a normal person and stopping slowly, he abruptly stops, sending my arms ripping back out and I slam the back of my head onto the street.

I spent oh...about 5 hours in the ER stitching me up and pulling glass from my forearms. If I get a decent camera instead of a shitty Camera phone, I'll take a picture of my forearms so you can see the scars on them.

[Punishment]

My ex girlfriend.

[Baseballboy]

My ex girlfriend.
She said the same thing last night.

[Xiao Qiao]

you. seriously, i have low standards, but the aids is what made it a problem. and the chlamydia.

Congrats your now known as a pedo.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Me and my buddy lit some gasoline on fire in his backyard and it ended up burning down a few trees and half a shed and the entire fire department had to come and put it out. I got away with a few burns on my hand, but my friend had like 3rd degree burns on his leg.

We both easily could have burned to death though. Everything was on fire, including the ground, and the closest water was a pool like 200 feet away over a wall.

[gryph89]

Me and my buddy lit some gasoline on fire in his backyard and it ended up burning down a few trees and half a shed and the entire fire department had to come and put it out. I got away with a few burns on my hand, but my friend had like 3rd degree burns on his leg.

We both easily could have burned to death though. Everything was on fire, including the ground, and the closest water was a pool like 200 feet away over a wall.

Reminds me of something me and my dude Matt did. We had a fire pit in the backyard, it was windy as hell out that day, and we decided to make the fire alot higher, so he comes out with 4 rolls of paper towels and throws it into the fire, and this big ass wind gust came down and blew all these embers into the neighbor's yards, set a tree on fire and burnt a hole in a pool.

[Sith Happens]

Reading text messages from PMSing girls.

[R G]

What are you talking about? I hit on 18's all the time!

/robs cradle


Who you kidding I bet you hit on 14, 15, 16 and 17's too? :p

[Lord Shinok]

Yuck...that sounds horrible. It reminded me of someone getting pulled into one of those woodchippers. :bad:

I've seen pictures of a dumb young kid putting his hand in the automatic meat grinder. Man, it was disgusting as hell.

[Dark7]

My xmas gift for my girlfriend this year could be the dumbest thing ever, or the smartest. Ill let this thread know if it works or not...

[The Anti]

I've seen pictures of a dumb young kid putting his hand in the automatic meat grinder. Man, it was disgusting as hell.

Why would ANYONE willingly put their hand in a meat grinder?

[Jeffery]

My xmas gift for my girlfriend this year could be the dumbest thing ever, or the smartest. Ill let this thread know if it works or not...
Rubber with a hole in it?

[Dark7]

Rubber with a hole in it?

nope im actually renting a really expensive handbag(louis vuitton) at http://www.bagborroworsteal.com Then i plan on returning the gift and shell think someone stole it. Win Win situation.

[The Anti]

nope im actually renting a really expensive handbag(louis vuitton) at http://www.bagborroworsteal.com Then i plan on returning the gift and shell think someone stole it. Win Win situation.

Lmao Dark. You're a genius.

[Jeffery]

nope im actually renting a really expensive handbag(louis vuitton) at http://www.bagborroworsteal.com Then i plan on returning the gift and shell think someone stole it. Win Win situation.
Until she sees the tag on it marking where it's from....

[AlabamaBoy]

I took Duo's advice.

[Punishment]

nope im actually renting a really expensive handbag(louis vuitton) at http://www.bagborroworsteal.com Then i plan on returning the gift and shell think someone stole it. Win Win situation.

What if she puts all her shit in the bag? Are you going to steal all her crap, or just put it somewhere and she'll be like.. oh what a nice criminal.. they just wanted my bag but not my wallet....

[Dark7]

What if she puts all her shit in the bag? Are you going to steal all her crap, or just put it somewhere and she'll be like.. oh what a nice criminal.. they just wanted my bag but not my wallet....

shes not the sharpest tool in the shed, ill just take the bag and shell probally realize like a couple days later (hopefully)

Edit: im in her house all the time anyway ill just move her crap to another bag if she has stuff in it.

[Wizzy`]

nope im actually renting a really expensive handbag(louis vuitton) at http://www.bagborroworsteal.com Then i plan on returning the gift and shell think someone stole it. Win Win situation.

you're a bad boyfriend.

[Morning Star]

When I was 5-6 years old a neighbor and I were throwing knives in the air trying to get them to stick hilt up. Got bored after an hour and left the knives in the ground. Did I mention he had a pool? Anyway got a crazy idea to get running starts and jump into his pool.

Anyone see where this is going yet...

So I get a huge running start, going as fast as I can barefoot and all and totally catch one of our knives we left sticking in the ground between my right foot big toe. Nearly lopped it off. So I have my toe barely hanging by a thread (literally) and had to hop home which thankfully was just next door.

Was able to keep the toe, but wasnt allowed to play with that kid anymore after that.

[T Solo]

Clicked "play online" on the TAO website. It has since sucked days, even weeks out of my life.

[Morning Star]

Clicked "play online" on the TAO website. It has since sucked days, even weeks out of my life.



You poor child. I'll pray for you tonight.

[T Solo]

Thank you.

[Shiznit]

Hmm..

First thing that pops in my mind is ding dong ditching old mad Jenkins. We knew that a lot of people have done it to this dude, but we still did it anyways.

Turns out that he bought dogs (not the weeny dogs either) to guard his house. So my friend and I are at his house, we ring the doorbell, then hide across the street, with a video camera. We record his opening the door, and all was fine. But my friend got the bright idea to take off running. So he sicked his 2 full grown dogs on our ass.. I ran away as fast as I could, through peoples back yards. But you know how invisible a chain link fence is when your running full speed? Yeah..

I ran full speed, flipped and landed on my back. Luckily, the dogs don't have hops. Or i'd be hamburger right now.

[spirit ninja]

Treating my ex like the way I did...

Oh and fuckin without a rubber...VERY VERY VERY STUPID

withdrawal method = fail

[booyaka619]

Jumping off my deck for a slam dunk into my basketball hoop. Or when I was younger pretend to be the people in jackass with my friends. We hit each other with plastic bats, Through baseballs at each other, and had a obstacle course set up where everyone would throw like basketballs and footballs at each other >.>.....

[savanna]

exploring an abandoned industrial park in the summer, and having two assholes who never explored abandoned places before. of course some car was chasing us through, it was pouring rain, we had to run through like 300 yd fields, waist high in pricker bushes. i ripped oppen my pants, my shirt was all torn my hoodie was all.. pricky. and my backpack was a mess. so then we were stuck in the woods, in an abandoned like, fotress, in the pouring rain, with a pyschotic asshole stalking us in a crap-o car.
never take noobs exploring with you, seriously.
they dont know HOW to keep their cool and WHAT to do in that situation.

[lemon_]

Happened not too long ago... Was participating in chess tournament in Latvia. We lived in some sort of hotel/motel/whatever. It had one toilet, just one. So one evening I feel the need to visit that place, go there, locked. Okay, I figure someone's inside, go take a walk for a few minutes, come back - still locked. Go to my room, come back after 10 minutes, and its still locked. Im getting kinda annoyed, who the hell would spend 20 minutes pissing. I come back to my room again, and then my friend suggests that door might have gotten stuck. "Happened to me once, those doors are wierd" he says. So yea, I go there again, check the door - locked.

So I put a bit more force trying to open it. It doesn't move even a bit. I try harder. Nothing. Harder. It moves just a bit. Then I give it a hearty pull, something creaks inside, but it still doesn't open. My friend came to see how im doing and is standing there laughing his ass off. Im kinda getting furious. I take this stance, get a good grip on the knob and pull with all I have. Something inside creaks again very loudly, door crashes open and there's some guy sitting on the toiler shitting staring at me :confused:.

Dunno why he didn't say anything for the whole 20 minutes I was trying to get in. Dont even want to imagine what he thought about me...

My friend almost suffocated that day. He laughed for like an hour straight, I swear... I had to pay for the lock as well. :dry: