So my parents bought me a banana on Wednesday...

[CPC]

And I ate it on Thursday. It was worth well over a dollar too!

Discuss.

Oh by the way, as unbelievable as this may sound, it's actually very true.

[I MaFiA I]

Fail parody thread fails.

[CPC]

:bye:

[Sinyra]

i don't think bananas are that expensive, at least not in america, because of your illegal immigrants and stuff. however, i like.

B

[CPC]

i don't think bananas are that expensive, at least not in america, because of your illegal immigrants and stuff. however, i like.

B

Ah but this banana was no ordinary banana! My parents even paid for it!

[_Thunder_]

Bananas? You could of got something more creative than that. x_x

[CPC]

Bananas? You could of got something more creative than that. x_x

True, spark of the moment! =/

[Blexican]

I would have gone closer and went with a boat.

D

[iceman2001]

As long as you don't eat your banana at excessive speed, I am okay with it. I have had many friends die from eating bananas too fast....let's just say its a road nobody should go down.

[CPC]

As long as you don't eat your banana at excessive speed, I am okay with it. I have had many friends die from eating bananas too fast....let's just say its a road nobody should go down.

Ok that made me crack up. Lmao!
/loses straight face

[Godmic18]

So my parents bought me a condom on Wednesday...
And I used it on Thursday. It was worth well over a dollar too!

Discuss.

[CPC]

So my parents bought me a condom on Wednesday...
And I used it on Thursday. It was worth well over a dollar too!

Discuss.
What did you do with it after you used it?

[iceman2001]

So my parents bought me a condom on Wednesday...
And I used it on Thursday. It was worth well over a dollar too!

Discuss.

I love it when my sexual partners provide condoms for me too...

[Hatchet Klown]

My wife bought bannanas today... they're still green.

[Godmic18]

My wife bought bannanas today... they're still green.

The story of my life. Minus the wife and green bananas.

[CPC]

My wife bought bannanas today... they're still green.

"You're pretty F***ing cool there chief, can i suck on your shlong?"

[Hatchet Klown]

Why so srs?

[CPC]

Hey man if you give me one of those bananas I will be very responsible with it. I might even make it into a sandwich with my job experience as a professional sandwich maker.

[Hatchet Klown]

Are you going to cause $1000 worth of damage to it?

[CPC]

Are you going to cause $1000 worth of damage to it?
Only if my ghetto ass assistant manager "Lakisha" makes it. She lives in the real friggin hood, so it might taste like homie G thizzle sauce. (I live in the hood, but people get beat up where I live. People get shot everyday where this friggin chick lives). So yea.

[Hatchet Klown]

Don't let one of them eat my banana...

*wink*

[CPC]

Don't let one of them eat my banana...

*wink*

As if you would ever imply anything other than the obvious Mike. :p

[Hatchet Klown]

*Edited*

[Blexican]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjg0BmGv98o&feature=related

[Hatchet Klown]

Blex, I'm speechless.

Have my babies.

[CPC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjg0BmGv98o&feature=related

Blexy are you effing kidding me? WHY would you let mafia get any ideas about how to hurt himself with a banana! The car was bad enough...

[Blexican]

Blex, I'm speechless.

Have my babies.

As long as you promise if we have a family car you won't wreck it.

[CPC]

As long as you promise if we have a family car you won't wreck it.

I'll let you have my mini van since undoubtedly there will quintuplets.

[Hatchet Klown]

I'll only do $1000 worth of damage to it, I promise!

[CPC]

I'll only do $1000 worth of damage to it, I promise!

Sure thing, I'll be sure to take out the airbags and seatbelts, not like you'll be needing those.

[Blexican]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_oBtLAzkLc

=

HW?

[Hatchet Klown]

You're too perfect... I swear

[Godmic18]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_oBtLAzkLc

=

HW?

:cool:

[CPC]

I definitely saw my mini van in there too...That's funny Blex. xD

[The Butcher]

B-

/bumped up due to Hatch's points

[Hatchet Klown]

Nah, this was definately a B+ considering the time it was made and what we had to work with.

[Take a Look]

Stfu Hatchet

[The Butcher]

Stfu Hatchet

http://nataliedee.com/022408/yeeeeah-suck-it.jpg

[Hatchet Klown]

Y So SRS?

[Take a Look]

Y S0 Tard?

[CPC]

Y S0 Tard?

Y So Not Funny?

[The Butcher]

Y S0 Tard?

/cricket chirps

[Hatchet Klown]

/cricket chirps

Butch, I'm starting to love you more and more each week.

[CPC]

Butch, I'm starting to love you more and more each week.

He is Loveably unloveable afterall....

[The Butcher]

Butch, I'm starting to love you more and more each week.
He is Loveably unloveable afterall....

I have my moments..

/:wub:

[CPC]

I have my moments..

/:wub:

Do you ever have a moment where you like get a banana and like... eat it?

[Medemia]

Colonel (Graham Chapman): Get some discipline into those chaps, Sergeant Major!

Sargeant (John Cleese, shouting throughout): Right sir! Good evening, class.

All (mumbling): Good evening.

Sargeant: Where's all the others, then?

All: They're not here.

Sgt.: I can see that. What's the matter with them?

All: Dunno.

Chapman (member of class): Perhaps they've got 'flu.

Sgt.: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defence. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

(Grumbles from all)

Palin: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.

Sgt.: What do you mean?

Jones: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.

Sgt.: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

Palin: Can't we do something else?

Idle (Welsh): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

All: We done the passion fruit.

Sgt.: What?

Chapman: We done the passion fruit.

Palin: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit...

Jones: Whole and segments.

Palin: Pomegranates, greengages...

Chapman: Grapes, passion fruit...

Palin: Lemons...

Jones: Plums...

Chapman: Mangoes in syrup...

Sgt.: How about cherries?

All: We did them.

Sgt.: Red and black?

All: Yes!

Sgt.: All right, bananas.

(All sigh.)

Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.

Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.

Chapman: 'Arrison.

Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)

Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)

Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)

---------
I tell you, Monty Python has the answer to everything

[The Butcher]

I tell you, Monty Python has the answer to everything

qft

[Take a Look]

wtf?? lool <3

[savanna]

we have like 5 rotting bananas sitting on the counter in this basket.
YECK.

[Sith Happens]

Why don't you throw them away?

[Jeffery]

we have like 5 rotting bananas sitting on the counter in this basket.
Yeck.
b a n a n a b r e a d

[Lumberjack]

b a n a n a b r e a d

is delicious :)

[savanna]

i keep forgetting to toss them, but idont want to deal with it :x
and the rest of my house is just lazy.

[Godmic18]

i keep forgetting to toss them, but idont want to deal with it :x
and the rest of my house is just lazy.

Toss em right now. Otherwise I'll classify you as lazy. :cool:

[CPC]

b a n a n a b r e a d

Or smoothies.

[Merdoc.]

I didn't know these forums went to CPL :<

[Jeffery]

I didn't know these forums went to CPL :<
Cleveland Public Library?

[Merdoc.]

Haha

Jeffery what happend to your post count, your the reason why I enjoyed looking at the forums all day

[Jeffery]

Haha

Jeffery what happend to your post count, your the reason why I enjoyed looking at the forums all day
What is a "post count"?

[savanna]

Cleveland Public Library?

ha ha
i thought you said cleavage

[Hatchet Warrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_oBtLAzkLc

=

HW?

Nope.

[CPC]

ha ha
i thought you said cleavage

You would Savvy.

[Godmic18]

ha ha
i thought you said cleavage

Stop being in serious pain.

[savanna]

you just want jeffs chest.

[Lord Shinok]

I want you, savvy.

[CPC]

you just want jeffs chest.

I bet it has hair on it!

[Lord Shinok]

Hairy chest is sexy.

[CPC]

Hairy chest is sexy.

If you can get it to have cool designs like this one its actually quite true.
http://melanism.com/pics/superman-chest.jpg

[Medemia]

I could do that. With enough left over on my back to do the cape too.

What?

::Slowly backs out of the thread.::

[Baseballboy]

If you can get it to have cool designs like this one its actually quite true.
http://melanism.com/pics/superman-chest.jpg
Okay, you do that and try to bring a girl home.

[pils]

Yeah right man, I bet that guy gets all the ladies... And I'm dead serious.
That's awesome... Though, personally, if I had the hair for it, I'd get the bat symbol. :cool:

[CPC]

Yeah right man, I bet that guy gets all the ladies... And I'm dead serious.
That's awesome... Though, personally, if I had the hair for it, I'd get the bat symbol. :cool:

Agreed, he probably does, and yes, batman would undoubtedly be hotter. :p

[mantis33]

And I ate it on Thursday. It was worth well over a dollar too!

Discuss.

Oh by the way, as unbelievable as this may sound, it's actually very true.

Wow you're dumb.

[Take a Look]

Or smoothies.

Stfu.... Your posts are growing to fast ! Stfu for awhile.. Go outside, do some races. Tape them and get back - And don't get back with that HOOD ACCENT OF YOURS

!!! LOL !!!!

[Pikachu!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

There's a parody that is actually good :p