US Governmnent Attempting to Shoot Down Santa

[Jeffery]

http://www.norad.mil/

The US military is tracking Santa, and will attempt to intercept him when he enters US airspace....

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

[S3RO]

coverup, its a russian warhead

[Wizzy`]

lol? Really?

[CPC]

God damn government conspiracies. :dry:

[The AIDS Virus]

Eff. Someone warn Santa. What's his cell? Shizzz!!!

[Arvaleg]

Ah hell no, I've been waiting months to get my running spikes... we gotta help out Santa! :eek:

[R G]

Well it was discovered last week that the elves were infiltrated by al Qaeda and they put some explosives in Santa's sack....poor Santa is doomed.

[Godmic18]

Santa owes me a Velociraptor. Shoot him down.:gun:

[Sinyra]

a velociraptor? wow. i always asked for talking ponies. i guess thats the difference between girls and boys. (besides the obvious.)

[Wizzy`]

a velociraptor? wow. i always asked for talking ponies. i guess thats the difference between girls and boys. (besides the obvious.)

You mean driving ability?

[Sinyra]

yeah. poor boys who can't drive.

[Godmic18]

yeah. poor boys who can't drive.

We'd never get our presents if Santa was a woman. :eek:

[Wizzy`]

We'd never get our presents if Santa was a woman. :eek:

*highfive* :cool2:

[Sinyra]

lol. actually, about 70% of households say that the moms are the ones who buy all the presents and do most of the christmas work as oppossed to 1% which says the dad does. sooooo........

[Godmic18]

lol. actually, about 70% of households say that the moms are the ones who buy all the presents and do most of the christmas work as oppossed to 1% which says the dad does. sooooo........

What are you saying? Doesn't the dad bring home the $$? Or are you implying something about Santa who, for the record, is very real otherwise our government wouldn't waste money tracking him.

[Jeffery]

lol. actually, about 70% of households say that the moms are the ones who buy all the presents and do most of the christmas work as oppossed to 1% which says the dad does. sooooo........
Thats what you get when youtake a poll at a womens shelter......

[Sinyra]

actually in my family mom brings home the dollars because she got promoted up from programer to CFO and my dad is still a math teacher.

and no, i'm not saying the actual santa is a woman. obviously he's an old guy with mad skills.

[Sinyra]

Thats what you get when youtake a poll at a womens shelter......

very clever.

[Wizzy`]

Idunno, my dad and mom both make about the same amount of money. But my mom definitely does more for the family..
Dad drives better though.

[Godmic18]

Yep.

You're right. Mrs. Clause gets all the crap and wraps it for Santa, while Santa cruises around in his sporty hot rod red chariot of joy.

[Jeffery]

actually in my family mom brings home the dollars because she got promoted up from programer to CFO and my dad is still a math teacher.

and no, i'm not saying the actual santa is a woman. obviously he's an old guy with mad skills.
Behiond every successful man is a woman. Waiting to push him down the stairs.

[S3RO]

Thats why I only use elevators.

[The Butcher]

My grandma got ran over by a reindeer... :(

[savanna]

THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDALPH
play in any reindeer games!

[Godmic18]

THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDALPH
play in any reindeer games!

Homophobes.