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R G
12-24-2008, 01:45 PM
Hetrophobia

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Hello, I am here to express my irritation of being labeled a hetrophobe. I know I won't be taken seriously but I'll do it anyways. :] Today I was called a hetrophobe by one of my friends, and this is about the fifty-billionth time I have been called such. I just ask, do you know what a phobia is? A phobia is not just simply a fear, even if it was such hetrophobe would be a mislabel, but phobia in the psychological sense (hetrophobia is, in actuality, a mental disorder) means an irrational fear of something ordinary(which straight people are not, research says that a prevalent reason for people being straight is a hormonal imbalance, prompting the thought that it is not right, and that there actually IS something wrong with it, because there is an IMbalance) that induces uncontrollable panic attacks(that 99.9999999% of people that share my opinion do NOT experience) or anxiety attacks, paralyzing the person with fear and requiring them to vacate the premises, or for the straight person to leave.
Calling me, a person who does not agree with the ideal of being straight, a hetrophobic, would be in error, because I do not suffer from anxiety attacks when confronted with straight people. I am not remotely afraid of them, and neither are most people who think like me. You can say that my...not really dislike, but different attitude toward straight people is born out of my fear of them, but you would be wrong, and you could not even say so without being a psychologist and diagnosing me. So, unless you are referring to someone who has a mental disorder characterized by anxiety attacks caused by straight people, do not label people as hetrophobes because it really, really, irks them.
Flame me if you like, just correcting a common misconception.:p

Hatchet Klown
12-24-2008, 01:47 PM
I so saw this thread comming...

Sith Happens
12-24-2008, 01:48 PM
You're afraid of straight people?

KBHoleN1
12-24-2008, 01:48 PM
I so saw this thread comming...
I did too, but I wish he had spelled heterophobia correctly.

R G
12-24-2008, 01:51 PM
You're afraid of straight people?

Yes I only hang out with people who are crooked. The straight people are just....well too straight for me.

bdog1321
12-24-2008, 01:51 PM
Precisely why I said I wouldn't be taken seriously. -_-

R G
12-24-2008, 01:52 PM
I did too, but I wish he had spelled heterophobia correctly.


I also have a fear of people who can spell correctly....:eek:

Wizzy`
12-24-2008, 01:53 PM
I wish realist would ban all the idiots who make parody threads...Atleast the idiots who don't do it good. If you're gonna parody, at least type up your own post..If you don't, then it's pointless to parody. This isn't a parody thead..this is a copy/paste thread with a new name.

R G
12-24-2008, 01:56 PM
I wish realist would ban all the idiots who make parody threads...Atleast the idiots who don't do it good. If you're gonna parody, at least type up your own post..If you don't, then it's pointless to parody. This isn't a parody thead..this is a copy/paste thread with a new name.

I wish he would ban haters too.:dry:

KBHoleN1
12-24-2008, 01:56 PM
I also have a fear of people who can spell correctly....:eek:

Spellaphobia?!? You must seek help, you've got far too many phobias. You scare me.

Wizzy`
12-24-2008, 01:57 PM
I wish he would ban haters too.:dry:

Sorry, you're completely unoriginal thread was very very creative and spontaneous!

R G
12-24-2008, 01:57 PM
Spellaphobia?!? You must seek help, you've got far too many phobias. You scare me.


That would be RGphobia.

Blexican
12-24-2008, 02:03 PM
Sorry, you're completely unoriginal thread was very very creative and spontaneous!

Hes not saying you have to reply in a fake way either.

Wizzy`
12-24-2008, 02:04 PM
Hes not saying you have to reply in a fake way either.

I wasn't being fake, I was being 100% serious. This thread is very creative.

Blexican
12-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Sorry. I meant you don't have to be an ass.

Wizzy`
12-24-2008, 02:10 PM
I'm not being an ass. You're being an ass for trying to call me out. Asshole.

Blexican
12-24-2008, 02:11 PM
I'm not being an ass. You're being an ass for trying to call me out. Asshole.

I pray your not being serious.

Hatchet Klown
12-24-2008, 02:25 PM
I pray you're not being serious.

Fixed. ;)

Sith Happens
12-24-2008, 02:26 PM
Stfu with good grammar.

Blexican
12-24-2008, 02:26 PM
F1X3d. ;)

jerk.

Excaliber
12-24-2008, 05:18 PM
I was going to make my own parody about being a tetraphobe. But I got lured back into the debate in the original thread. :(

Faulty Logic
12-24-2008, 06:00 PM
Yes I only hang out with people who are crooked. The straight people are just....well too straight for me.

Scoliosis FTW!

spirit ninja
12-24-2008, 09:41 PM
You dont get out alot do you?

Faulty Logic
12-24-2008, 09:48 PM
You dont get out alot do you?

Targeted at?

spirit ninja
12-24-2008, 09:51 PM
Targeted at?

R G of course FL. :p

Hugh Junit
12-24-2008, 10:18 PM
Weaksoup.
99% Wit Free. No MSG.

Centrefuge
12-24-2008, 11:25 PM
Weaksoup.
99% Wit Free. No MSG.

Excellent.

nads
12-25-2008, 02:08 AM
Ummmm, yup, hormonal imbalance. But then this contradicts reproductive science. Convenient claim you make, but utterly false. It simply defies logic. What you do in your own bedroom with another consenting adult is your business, but please... KEEP IT IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM. I don't want to be disgusted by this type of trash, I'm trying to eat.

-Respect-
12-25-2008, 02:29 AM
Run away...I like girls, man you better run i'm straight like a pencil!!! *Scary scary* I like making babies. I don't ignore the laws of science.

Ahaha, gay people are cool but you...you're just stupid.

~Respect

Faulty Logic
12-25-2008, 08:27 AM
Ummmm, yup, hormonal imbalance. But then this contradicts reproductive science. Convenient claim you make, but utterly false. It simply defies logic. What you do in your own bedroom with another consenting adult is your business, but please... KEEP IT IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM. I don't want to be disgusted by this type of trash, I'm trying to eat.

...... where you been?

nads
12-26-2008, 09:09 AM
I just got out of jail for hacking everyone on my friends list from another forum.


Hey, I sent you a friend request, did you get it?