It was a TAO party.

[Punishment]

So CPC was in socal looking for people to hang with, and being the lame fat loser that I am, i jumped at the opportunity to hang with another one of my internet people.

So we met up at a taco bell after some trouble finding each other on ol' newport blvd, and set out to hang with our homedizzle llrich.

So we meet up and check out this girl-less outdoor mall, complete with a robot man painted silver, and then go to this girl-less bar where we ordered some long island iced tea's with our word that we were 21 being valid enough for our waiter. Also had some french fries which were delicious.

Then we went to a girl-less pool hall where I ran train on llrich and cpc. Then we discussed various TAO strategies and all the losers who play, and then went our seperate ways.

It was cool, and if only there were more TAO girls in SoCal it would be more awesome.

Ladies of SoCal, come hang with Mr. Pundizzle. Where there is more to love.

[Jeffery]

SoCal SausageFest'08

[Punishment]

Truth.

If it wasn't a sunday night there would have been another component about punishment running his mad pickup artist game on the bitches, but there were no girls. :(

[Blexican]

That story. Total myth.

[Punishment]

Naw man.

I mean, there's no pictures because i don't want to scare TAO with my fat, and im afraid somebody i know actively posts here and will totally ruin my reputation as a gangsta, but if one was taken, i would post it.

[Blexican]

Naw man.

I mean, there's no pictures because i don't want to scare TAO with my fat, and im afraid somebody i know actively posts here and will totally ruin my reputation as a gangsta, but if one was taken, i would post it.

Its hard being you. Isn't it.

[Punishment]

Sometimes it can be a drain, but that's the price you pay for being awesome.

[Hatchet Klown]

Waiter probably knew you were under 21 and just didn't care, meh. Anyway sounds like y'all had a good time, ever get to my area (Suburbs north of philly) lemme know and I'll buy you a beer.

[Punishment]

Sounds danksauce.

Let me know if you're ever in the OC , and then you can buy me a beer here too.

It was a fun time, and though it was lacking females, there was no shortage of lovin.

[Hatchet Klown]

Pft, screw California... seriously. One of my friends moved here from San Fran and said he'd never go back. His only complaint is that on the east coast we have tolls. :rolleyes:

[Zander]

Naw man.

I mean, there's no pictures because i don't want to scare TAO with my fat, and im afraid somebody i know actively posts here and will totally ruin my reputation as a gangsta, but if one was taken, i would post it.
Should I start posting my pics of you?

[Maverik07]

My bad for not making it :(

[Greed]

TAO does it big.

[Baseballboy]

No pictures?

[Wizzy`]

Sounds more awkward than fun.

Met up..
Got drunk..
Blacked out..
Woke up with bum hurting..


Doesnt sound that fun.

[S3RO]

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[Kreator]

Sounds like it was a blast.

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True dat.

[Godmic18]

CPC is dead now isn't he?

[Punishment]

Pft, screw California... seriously. One of my friends moved here from San Fran and said he'd never go back. His only complaint is that on the east coast we have tolls. :rolleyes:

We have some toll roads, but they're nice if you have like 3 dollars since there is never traffic :)

Should I start posting my pics of you?

no? Probably not. lol

My bad for not making it :(

You're a GIANT WANG!

No pictures?

No camera

CPC is dead now isn't he?

Yes, me and llrich beat him and then used the pool sticks to take advantage of him.

[trugreatness20]

Well last night was lame. HAha, but i coudlnt really take Pun and CPC anywhere with bitches because the only places with fine hoes were 21+ and in down town LA. So i just thought itd be best if i got them messed up and we played some pool. TAO cockfest ftl. :)

[Punishment]

Eh, it was alright. Better than sitting at home -- The only thing that would have made it better was a nice game of TAO and some girls. :p

[Godmic18]

Eh, it was alright. Better than sitting at home -- The only thing that would have made it better would be some girls with low self esteem. :p

Fixed.

[Punishment]

Word. Throw them a few negs, and then just take them doggy style right on the sidewalk.

bam!

[S3RO]

You remind me of Don Quixote.

[Shamus]

So, where exactly did you go?

[Nitanius Nolund]

I lol'd

[Punishment]

So, where exactly did you go?

We went to santa monica, and once there we went to the promenade, a bar, and a pool hall.

[Hatchet Klown]

We have some toll roads, but they're nice if you have like 3 dollars since there is never traffic :)



no? Probably not. lol



You're a GIANT WANG!



No camera



Yes, me and llrich beat him and then used the pool sticks to take advantage of him.

Our toll roads are everywhere, and even better, there's always traffic!

[Wizzy`]

I lol'd

YOU lol'd? you dropped everything and moved to another country just for a TAOer...

[The AIDS Virus]

Lame.

[Greed]

Pft, screw California... seriously. One of my friends moved here from San Fran and said he'd never go back. His only complaint is that on the east coast we have tolls. :rolleyes:

I've traveled all along the East Coast and I can say, without hesitation, that I would much rather live anywhere in the San Francisco Bay Area than over there.

[Hatchet Klown]

I've been to California once, and I was there for like, 8 hours picking out an engagement ring. Other than that the furthest west I've been is Las Vegas. SO I can't really speak from personal experience, only going by what he said.

[Greed]

I've been to California once, and I was there for like, 8 hours picking out an engagement ring. Other than that the furthest west I've been is Las Vegas. SO I can't really speak from personal experience, only going by what he said.

Aww, okay. Well, I guess it's only a matter of personal choice when it comes down to it. But frankly, I could never get use to your weather.

[Hatchet Klown]

Vice versa. Screw the heat, I need my 5 months a year of cool weather.

[Greed]

Vice versa. Screw the heat, I need my 5 months a year of cool weather.

See, that's what's nice about the Bay Area; it's never very hot or very cold for that matter. Got to love it.

[Shamus]

We have the most moderate climate in the world. The average temperature is something like 68°-78°.

[actgfin1234]

Hey HK, once I get back to the US in March, I might have to stop by for a beer on my way back to PA from DC. I work in DC and my house is in NE Penn.

[Punishment]

There's a chance of an encore tonight... just a slight chance...

[mantis33]

Did you talk about me and how awesome I am?

[Punishment]

yo sig is too big.

[KickAssPlaya]

Ever come to FLA and I'll give you discounted disney tickets :)

and discounted hotel rooms. :cool:

[MokoToko]

See, that's what's nice about the Bay Area; it's never very hot or very cold for that matter. Got to love it.

Who doesn't love shoveling snow?

[Liquid Swordsman]

I'd ruin you guys in pool.

[Supersmiley :-)]

NorCal or die.

[Catra]

Party?

And in SoCal?

On my home turf.

*sigh*

[Punishment]

Party?

And in SoCal?

On my home turf.

*sigh*

yeah man, you shoulda been there.

[Jeffery]

yeah man, you shoulda been there.
Pssst. Cats not a man, man.

[Blexican]

Pssst. Cats not a man, man.

Why did you call puni a man? man.

[Jeffery]

Why did you call puni a man? man.
Because I know his one ball dropped man.

[Punishment]

word dog. And if catra was there it wouldn't have been such a damn sausage fest. haha

[CPC]

So CPC was in socal looking for people to hang with, and being the lame fat loser that I am, i jumped at the opportunity to hang with another one of my internet people.

So we met up at a taco bell after some trouble finding each other on ol' newport blvd, and set out to hang with our homedizzle llrich.

So we meet up and check out this girl-less outdoor mall, complete with a robot man painted silver, and then go to this girl-less bar where we ordered some long island iced tea's with our word that we were 21 being valid enough for our waiter. Also had some french fries which were delicious.

Then we went to a girl-less pool hall where I ran train on llrich and cpc. Then we discussed various TAO strategies and all the losers who play, and then went our seperate ways.

It was cool, and if only there were more TAO girls in SoCal it would be more awesome.

Ladies of SoCal, come hang with Mr. Pundizzle. Where there is more to love.
I think the best thing about it was how The Anti called me to tell me meat banned him as you were in the van on the way with me to see Lucas! And yes there was a SERIOUS lack of women, besides that group we saw at the mall that we failed at getting any attention from. Oh, and I'm still disappointed you didn't school that guy doing techno dancing....I swear you could have taken him! That was amazing, and when Lucas made me pretty much chug the second half of the Long Island I was really buzzed...THAT'S my excuse for sucking at pool haha. No but it was weird in a sense meeting you and Lucas in person...But in another sense a pretty awesome thing to know that behind these forum accounts and game names there are people...Obviously I know but I mean its just still amazing that we are all connected thanks to the internet...Okay now I'm just being corny haha.
Waiter probably knew you were under 21 and just didn't care, meh. Anyway sounds like y'all had a good time, ever get to my area (Suburbs north of philly) lemme know and I'll buy you a beer.
Dude so I wasn't prepared to go to a bar on this trip and try that trick you taught me about wearing that special outfit to look older than I actually am...But somehow I passed man! The waiter said [to me] "You look really young." I said "Oh I forgot my I.D." So he said "Well just bring it next time since the police do a lot of crack downs..." (Which Lucas said was bullshit.)
My bad for not making it :(
That was so lame! I was banking on all four of us meeting but hey you missed out Max, guess next time I'm in SoCal you'll have to try to not be at a family dinner or whatever took priority over tao friends! :p
Yes, me and llrich beat him and then used the pool sticks to take advantage of him.
Yeah I am only now able to get on the forums after all this time from recovering from severe anal abuse...:bad:
Well last night was lame. HAha, but i coudlnt really take Pun and CPC anywhere with bitches because the only places with fine hoes were 21+ and in down town LA. So i just thought itd be best if i got them messed up and we played some pool. TAO cockfest ftl. :)
Hey it wasn't a wild party but it was a fun get together considering how we managed to pull off getting drinks at a bar, playing several rounds of pool and chilling at the mall in Santa Monica all during the evening...When I come down again I'll visit and I'm sure we can find more things to do but that definitely kept us occupied. ;)
I'd ruin you guys in pool.
Psh I won 2 out of the 4 games while very buzzed. :p
NorCal or die.
Hey man I love NorCal but have to admit, SoCal is way cooler. :p
Party?

And in SoCal?

On my home turf.

*sigh*
Haha when Pun and I were driving in Santa Monica to meet up with Lucas we actually talked about who else lives in that area that we could have hung out with. We mentioned you, Darkness, and a few others. ;)

[KickAssPlaya]

More people should live in FL.

[Punishment]

More people should live in FL.

eff florida and all those who inhabit it.

[CPC]

More people should live in FL.

eff florida and all those who inhabit it.

Exactly. I lived in Florida for 3 months and was out after that. Too many damn mosquitoes! SoCal > Florida!

[-57-]

So what would happen if I drove down to Southern Ohio met up with Jeff and hung out then posted about it?

THAT would be interesting...

[The Butcher]

So what would happen if I drove down to Southern Ohio met up with Jeff and hung out then posted about it?

THAT would be interesting...

I don't think you'd be able to post about it..

/murder/rape

[CPC]

So what would happen if I drove down to Southern Ohio met up with Jeff and hung out then posted about it?

THAT would be interesting...

You wouldn't live to post about it silly. Few can escape the wrath of those clowns.

[Punishment]

Eehhhh

I bet jeffery would be friendly and supply mad chicks for whoever went to visit him.

[CPC]

Eehhhh

I bet jeffery would be friendly and supply mad chicks for whoever went to visit him.

Jeffery gets chicks? :confused: Are they his age or our age? :p

[The Butcher]

Last time i visited jeffery all he "supplied" me with was some heavy bruising, anal stitches, and a few life lessons :(

[-57-]

Eehhhh

I bet jeffery would be friendly and supply mad chicks for whoever went to visit him.

Oh that Jeff, he's such a bro!

You wouldn't live to post about it silly. Few can escape the wrath of those clowns.

I don't think you'd be able to post about it..

/murder/rape

You two are so morbid! I think Jeff is a cuddly little man on the inside and all of this evil stuff is just a cover up to keep people away because he's afraid of getting hurt!

[ExpectDeath]

I remember when Jeff posted a picture of him and two chicks sitting on his car at some gas station. Jeff can rack in the ladies.

[CPC]

Last time i visited jeffery all he "supplied" me with was some heavy bruising, anal stitches, and a few life lessons :(

What that internetsexualpredatorsRreal?

[Punishment]

Jeffery gets chicks? :confused: Are they his age or our age? :p

I think he's a limo driver. Lots of hot rich chicks take limos, albeit, probably not in hicksville ohio.

Last time i visited jeffery all he "supplied" me with was some heavy bruising, anal stitches, and a few life lessons :(

are you saying jeffery has the power to bust ass? Jeffery, you horse, want to join the 8 inch club with me?

[The Butcher]

are you saying jeffery has the power to bust ass?

Like it was tissue paper :(

[-57-]

Like it was tissue paper :(

Goatse?

(sp?)

[CPC]

I think he's a limo driver. Lots of hot rich chicks take limos, albeit, probably not in hicksville ohio.

In that case that's actually pretty sweet. But again, exactly how old are these women lol.

[Catra]

yeah man, you shoulda been there.

If only... Stupid internet/being sick.

Pssst. Cats not a man, man.

I hope he knows Jeff...

And thanks. :good::laugh:

Why did you call puni a man? man.

teehee... sorry, this had to be brought up again. :bigsmile:

word dog. And if catra was there it wouldn't have been such a damn sausage fest. haha

Hmm, me in the middle of a TAO sausage fest. Yeah... Nevermind.

... or our age?

Speaking of which, y'all are jailbait aren't ya? Wait, obviously not all of ya, you were in a bar... but still, younger. @#$*#&*

[Punishment]

We're all legal.

:*

[Catra]

We're all legal.

:*

Alrighty then.... And I'm not even going to mention where that post landed, I'll let you notice for yourself. :p

Anyway, I should find my fricken party thread and see who was closest to the prediction of when a TAO party would actually happen. Different party-ers - but a party nonetheless.

[Jeffery]

Alrighty then.... And I'm not even going to mention where that post landed, I'll let you notice for yourself. :p

Anyway, I should find my fricken party thread and see who was closest to the prediction of when a TAO party would actually happen. Different party-ers - but a party nonetheless.
Twas hardly the first TAO "party". Specially with just three sausages there.....

[Catra]

Twas hardly the first TAO "party". Specially with just three sausages there.....

Touche...

Research time.

[Dark7]

once i launch off my modeling career with puni well party!!! you will all see god damnit!!!!

[CPC]

Twas hardly the first TAO "party". Specially with just three sausages there.....

No we definitely knew that there had been far more exciting tao parties and get togethers than the one we had. However we barely planned anything out, which is why I'm surprised it was as fun as it turned out to be. Lucas knew how to keep us happy. ;)

[Punishment]

Lucas knew how to keep us happy. ;)

Damn straight. He did some weird stuff with his teeth, but it worked.

[Jeffery]

Damn straight. He did some weird stuff with his teeth, but it worked.
Did you put a quarter behind his ear? Then his teeth fold back.

[Punishment]

I put the quarter in another place and he started to vibrate uncontrollably. Yikes!

[CPC]

Yes Taoers know how to get it on any place and at any time.

[Catra]

I think I'm going to...










RUN!