Fundraiser to have Meat.Eater killed.

[Jeffery]

I am raising the money to have Meat.Eater killed.

All persons who donate will remain anonymous unless otherwise requested. Once the proper amount is raised, I will engage the contract to have him killed. This will take approximately a week after the contract is made.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=1930134

All donations will be appreciated. Choices to the mode/,anner of death will be in the poll.

[The AIDS Virus]

I wonder if anyone actually ever gives you money... I would hope not.

[_Thunder_]

But... but I dun want to kill him... accident please

[KickAssPlaya]

I LOL'd.

[I Just Ownd You]

Jeff, I'll kill him for you, you can keep all the money. :p

[Trojan]

I am raising the money to have Meat.Eater killed.

All persons who donate will remain anonymous unless otherwise requested. Once the proper amount is raised, I will engage the contract to have him killed. This will take approximately a week after the contract is made.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=1930134

All donations will be appreciated. Choices to the mode/,anner of death will be in the poll.

Why did you make it payable to netjak!?
The one thing worse than a netjaker is a clan of them.

Don't give me this "he isn't netjak" bs, some of us remember. :angry:

[_Thunder_]

Jeff, I'll kill him for you, you can keep all the money. :p

I don't think hes scared of someone that will kill him by using goku moves. ;) You might... fail... ;)

[KickAssPlaya]

I'm still here for you hulky <3

[Kyir]

It should be noted that I only voted to bring the poll to 3-3-4-6.

It looks better that way.

[trugreatness20]

I voted to change your change :p

[I Just Ownd You]

I don't think hes scared of someone that will kill him by using goku moves. ;) You might... fail... ;)



But... Kamehameha never fails..:eek:

[_Thunder_]

But... Kamehameha never fails..:eek:

I think your boned on this one.

[Omega_Paladin]

Fundraiser? WTF Jeffs?

How the hell expensive is it to stab somebody?

[Jeffery]

Stabbing is not an option.

[The Cheat]

Death threats are serious. I think Jeff needs to be banned.

This is not a joke. Of course Jeff won't get banned since the mods loovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee him since he is "crazy" jeffy!


THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!

[Hatchet Klown]

Death threats are serious. I think Jeff needs to be banned.

This is not a joke. Of course Jeff won't get banned since the mods loovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee him since he is "crazy" jeffy!


THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!

You didn't get banned for threatening RG... So how is the system broken?

[BrownGuy]

You didn't get banned for threatening RG... So how is the system broken?

He was being sarcastic...I believe.


And.

If stabbing's not an option...lets drown him.

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/10743drowning.jpg

[Hatchet Klown]

He was being sarcastic...I believe.


And.

If stabbing's not an option...lets drown him.

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/10743drowning.jpg

Eh, I don't think so, then again it's still before 10 and I haven't had a single cup of coffee yet... /facepalm. *WOOSH*

[Ignition]

Death threats are serious. I think Jeff needs to be banned.

This is not a joke. Of course Jeff won't get banned since the mods loovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee him since he is "crazy" jeffy!


THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!
Can we start bidding on The Cheat next?

[Lord Shinok]

Molesting meaty to death should be added to the options list.

[The Cheat]

You didn't get banned for threatening RG... So how is the system broken?

It was a joke HK.

Geez....

I was mocking what RG said before...

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


I'm just going to stop now.

[Omega_Paladin]

Stabbing is not an option.

Get fifty bucks and a crack head and see how open the stabbing door is.

[Wizzy`]

You didn't get banned for threatening RG... So how is the system broken?

There's a point where you stop "hating" someone, and obsession kicks in..

[Medemia]

I say we stomp him. And then we tattoo him. Then we hang him. And then we kill him!

[Jeffery]

Get fifty bucks and a crack head and see how open the stabbing door is.
How is stabbing from a crackhead an "accident".

[Trojan]

get fifty bucks and a crack head and see how open the stabbing door is.

how the hell expensive is it to stab somebody?

$50.

Not everybody voted for accidental, only little girls did.

[iceman2001]

Death threats are serious. I think Jeff needs to be banned.

This is not a joke. Of course Jeff won't get banned since the mods loovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee him since he is "crazy" jeffy!


THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!

I'll give credit where credit is due.

This was funny.

[Wizzy`]

I think you should shoot him in the face. With a "hose".

[Godmic18]

How much do you need to get the job done?

[Omega_Paladin]

How is stabbing from a crackhead an "accident".

Man's a ****in crackhead. If you read that a crackhead killed somebody for no reason other than to get whatever was in his pockets you'd believe it. Fuggin crackhead did it, no questions asked.

[Wizzy`]

Man's a ****in crackhead. If you read that a crackhead killed somebody for no reason other than to get whatever was in his pockets you'd believe it. Fuggin crackhead did it, no questions asked.

We could just say you did it..

[Omega_Paladin]

We could just say you did it..

Are you trying to imply that I smoke the rock? Is that what you're trying to say?


Fuggin **** is weak. Mercury or nothin bish.

[Jeffery]

And when that crackhead says some giant dancing banana paud him to do it, you end up in jail.

If it's an "accident" no one gets caught.

[Omega_Paladin]

And when that crackhead says some giant dancing banana paud him to do it, you end up in jail.

If it's an "accident" no one gets caught.

Pfft, you'd believe a crackhead if he told you a dancing banana paid him fifty dollars to kill somebody? Were you an accountant at Arthur Andersen? Did you do the vetting on Sarah Palin? Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?

[Wizzy`]

Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?
Did you know that it really isn't. :eek:

[KickAssPlaya]

Did you know that it really isn't. :eek:

Wizzy you never fail :)

[Omega_Paladin]

Did you know that it really isn't. :eek:

Show me.

[Jeffery]

Show me.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/guIIible

[Omega_Paladin]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/guIIible

Disappointing show. I expected better of you.

[Jeffery]

Disappointing show. I expected better of you.
That would be stupid.

[Wizzy`]

Show me.

Ah, so I did make you wanna look but you didn't look because you didn't want to be categorized as "gullible"

I am the winner.

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah, so I did make you wanna look but you didn't look because you didn't want to be categorized as "gullible"

I am the winner.

When you have to post a second time to proclaim winnership it means fail.

Sorry.

[Wizzy`]

When you have to post a second time to proclaim winnership it means fail.

Sorry.


As long as you didn't win.

[Jeffery]

When you have to post a second time to proclaim winnership it means fail.

Sorry.
When you have to post third time to prove gulliblishness, you have failed.

And I'm not sorry.

[Omega_Paladin]

When you have to post third time to prove gulliblishness, you have failed.

And I'm not sorry.

Fourth post to try and stretch it to cover your own fail does not equal win.

[Wizzy`]

So we are back to Wizzy Wins.

[Jeffery]

Fourth post to try and stretch it to cover your own fail does not equal win.
And your fitftieth post to try and cover your complete fail still doesn;t change your fail status.

[Omega_Paladin]

So we are back to Wizzy Wins.

Wizzy wouldn't win where ever Wizzy wanders.

[KickAssPlaya]

I'll settle this.

KAP wins! :cool:

[Omega_Paladin]

And your fitftieth post to try and cover your complete fail still doesn;t change your fail status.

Denial is ugly Jeff. Would you like someone to talk to?

[Wizzy`]

Wizzy wouldn't win where ever Wizzy wanders.

This is worth a win. :cool:

[Jeffery]

Denial is ugly Jeff. Would you like someone to talk to?
You must have plenty of experience recognizing denial then.... Because it doesn't get any uglier than you.

[Omega_Paladin]

You must have plenty of experience recognizing denial then.... Because it doesn't get any uglier than you.

Back a day and already with the insults.

GTFO troll.

[Wizzy`]

Back a day and already with the insults.

GTFO troll.

...you started it >:/

I love posting when it's not needed :cool:

[Jeffery]

Back a day and already with the insults.

GTFO troll.
Troll? When did your mother start posting???

[meat.eater]

/send 100 dollars.

[Omega_Paladin]

...you started it >:/

That verdict was overturned. Check the wiki. (http://tinyurl.com/jmw44)

[Wizzy`]

I'm not gonna say I didn't click it.

>:/

[Omega_Paladin]

I'm not gonna say I didn't click it.

>:/

:cool:

[I Just Ownd You]

/send 100 dollars.


I'm going to kill you by Kamehameha, apparently, but Thunder says it'll fail, are you a ghost? :mad:

[g00n]

I'll donate my 95' camry to you for the cause

[007 GOD]

I donated five bucks, cuz meat dont answer his stupid phone. Now sinyra is mine :D

[mushroom_girl]

You could always just shoot him, stick him in a car, roll him into a lake, and slip a banana peel under the gas pedal.

Covers all of the above.

[Jeffery]

I donated five bucks, cuz meat dont answer his stupid phone. Now sinyra is mine :D
LIARZ!!!!!!!!

You donated nutting!

[dan7]

i bought an "endless love" once

[Snowolf]

I love meat. Why would we kill him...

/Donates $500.

I want Sinyra >=)

[Magician]

Just curious, but has anyone actually donated anything? :p

[KickAssPlaya]

Are you seriously asking? :huh:

[Jeffery]

Just curious, but has anyone actually donated anything? :p
I have a pledge of $100, a claijm of $5, and a junker car promised......

But sadly.. No. No one has donated. I don;t even have enough for a fifth of Mod Dog to bribe a wino to pee on him......

[MokoToko]

I'll only give you money if it can be a "FUN"raiser. HELL YA

[Wizzy`]

So say I give you money. What do I get in return?

[Jeffery]

So say I give you money. What do I get in return?
dead meat.

[Wizzy`]

dead meat.

You will send me deer jerky? :)

[S3RO]

I have inherited a small fortune. How much do you need?