Porn

[R G]

So, I know it's kind of late but that's cuz my original date fell through, so I was going to ask a friend, but I wanted a creative way to do it.

So I ask the TAO community who I know never fail to have awesome and creative ideas! /sarcasm to come up with some legit ways to ask a girl to do porn.

Word, yo'.

[Xiahou Dun]

Hidden.

Cameras.

[Dr. Octagonapus]

www.lexloveswizzy.com

[Liquid Swordsman]

As long as you can convince her you'll pay her money after she does whatever you can probably get away with doing anything.

Bang her.
"Oh, I left my wallet in the car, let me go grab it."
*starts car and peels off*

[Zander]

The imaginary way.
Since you have kids and all, and are a respectable working adult with morals earned from hard work and general respectability that condone your talking down on others.

[Ol' Time]

www.lexloveswizzy.com

Youre doing a crap job of pretending youre new.