I am sorry for being tased [Archive] - Tactics Arena Community Forums

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 09:51 PM

Well, ok. I haven't been tased yet. I actually do want to be though. Just once.....

But earlier today I was listening to the scanner, and one of the officers at the Pomeroy PD reported he had deployed his taser, and was on his way to the station with the subject. That got me into a discussion in whether or not Tasers are "cruel and unusual".

My personal view is "No, if used properly". Being classified as 'less than lethal" it offers police another avenue to subdue someone who is otherwise out of control.

Yes, there is the downside of possible reaction with the targets heart. But a pistol shot would be worse.

What do you guys think of tasers? Anyone here ever REALLY been shot by one? Or even a stun gun?

PS- Sorry Realist. Had to make it. Thought I would at least make it a real discussion.

BrownGuy

03-27-2009, 09:54 PM

No, but they're uber cool to use in Halo. :cool:

I agree with your point that they aren't "cruel and unusual" if they are used properly, and as far as I know they are, thankfully. :)

meat.eater

03-27-2009, 09:54 PM

Never been shot by one. But I did see the captain of my high school football team get shot by one. Never seen such a large and grumpy guy fall to the ground wimpering any faster.

Unfortunately, there are hundreds of videos of tasers not being used properly. Those people should do jail time. A lot of security guards and even cops are training or in the process of application to be detectives (either federally or locally), and as stupidity would have it.... kind of like speeding tickets.... they're supposed to have a quota of number of perps caught for that application. So a lot of law enforcement is much more "enforcement" to get the quota filled on file, instead of "law."

I do have personal experience with that: a stuck up idiot of a security guard training to be a FBI Detective. I walked out of a store with a bottle of coke that I forgot to pay for and he fined me 600 dollars... rather than just letting me pay for it, like every other decent human being on the planet.

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:02 PM

Never been shot by one. But I did see the captain of my high school football team get shot by one. Never seen such a large and grumpy guy fall to the ground wimpering any faster.

That is the big advantage. Large guys that could kick a lot of cop ass go down like a stack of wet hay.

Unfortunately, there are hundreds of videos of tasers not being used properly. Those people should do jail time. A lot of security guards and even cops are training or in the process of application to be detectives (either federally or locally), and as stupidity would have it.... kind of like speeding tickets.... they're supposed to have a quota of number of perps caught for that application. So a lot of law enforcement is much more "enforcement" to get the quota filled on file, instead of "law."
I've never heard of ANY station having a taser quote. Most actually try and talk usage down, and all are required to fill out several forms on every use. Not too mention the cartridges are $20 each.

I do have personal experience with that: a stuck up idiot of a security guard training to be a FBI Detective. I walked out of a store with a bottle of coke that I forgot to pay for and he fined me 600 dollars... rather than just letting me pay for it, like every other decent human being on the planet.

You got scammed. Not a single state law allows a security guard to assess "fines".

meat.eater

03-27-2009, 10:06 PM

I've never heard of ANY station having a taser quote. Most actually try and talk usage down, and all are required to fill out several forms on every use. Not too mention the cartridges are $20 each.

No, not a taser quota, just a citation quota. But putting those requirements on anything makes people go to more drastic measures to make their resume look better.

IE: "I had to control and stabilize this kid by tasering him and wrestling him to the ground because he may have been armed" on a citation submission looks a lot better than "He walked in with me with no fight." Hiring agencies, especially for the FBI, need to know that a person is capable of doing something like that.

You got scammed. Not a single state law allows a security guard to assess "fines".

He didn't fine me, per say. He gave me a citation (once again, quota) and the municipal court of the city of Eugene fined me. But he really didn't have to give me a citation for accidentally walking out of the store. Would have been just peachy if he let me pay the 1.35.

Everlaster

03-27-2009, 10:10 PM

I could be mistaken but there was a teen who was killed by a taser only a few days ago/weeks ago, no?

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:11 PM

No, not a taser quota, just a citation quota. But putting those requirements on anything makes people go to more drastic measures to make their resume look better.

IE: "I had to control and stabilize this kid by tasering him and wrestling him to the ground because he may have been armed" on a citation submission looks a lot better than "He walked in with me with no fight." Hiring agencies, especially for the FBI, need to know that a person is capable of doing something like that.

He didn't fine me, per say. He gave me a citation (once again, quota) and the municipal court of the city of Eugene fined me. But he really didn't have to give me a citation for accidentally walking out of the store. Would have been just peachy if he let me pay the 1.35.
Actually, the FBI highly frowns in new hires coming in with such records. Especially with the current litigation system. Officers who have shown a tendency to be easily provoked are passed over for those who are much more stable.
Also, in the larger cities, the tasers have cameras built in. Every incident is reviewed, and the officer has to justify his use.

As for your citation. Next time stab him and run like hell.

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:17 PM

I could be mistaken but there was a teen who was killed by a taser only a few days ago/weeks ago, no?
http://www.wsoctv.com/video/16904059/index.html

Yes. And the electronic records every gun keeps is what has allowed them to know exaxtly how long the gun was deployed.

http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2009/03/family_of_bay_city_teen_killed.html

Geoffrey

03-27-2009, 10:18 PM

I have been tasered, it was incredibly painful. I was at a party and a massive fight broke out, cops came from everywhere, and I thought it would be a good idea to get out of there, and while I started running off, the knob shot me in the ass. Probably the worst pain I have felt.

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:20 PM

Everlaster

03-27-2009, 10:20 PM

http://www.wsoctv.com/video/16904059/index.html

Yes. And the electronic records every gun keeps is what has allowed them to know exaxtly how long the gun was deployed.
Well, if taser guns are meant to control a suspect or keep them from doing any harm, yet can prove lethal, I see no good in having one regardless of the statistics related to taser-related deaths. The risk is there, thus making it that much unsafer in any type of arrest.

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:21 PM

Well, if taser guns are meant to control a suspect or keep them from doing any harm, yet can prove lethal, I see no good in having one regardless of the statistics related to taser-related deaths. The risk is there, thus making it that much unsafer in any type of arrest.
Including shooting the person with a 9mm?

Everlaster

03-27-2009, 10:28 PM

Including shooting the person with a 9mm?
Tasers are used in completely different situations than a 9 mm...?

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 10:29 PM

Tasers are used in completely different situations than a 9 mm...?
Tasers are used often in conditions to prevent the use of the guns. Or the beating someone to the ground with batons.

Look at department records of some of the larger cities. Compare gun use before and after the tasers were deployed. Gun use goes down when there are alternative methods of making someone submit. Also, use of force, aka wrestling and beating someone to the ground, drops dramatically.

Everlaster

03-27-2009, 10:34 PM

Tasers are used often in conditions to prevent the use of the guns. Or the beating someone to the ground with batons.

Look at department records of some of the larger cities. Compare gun use before and after the tasers were deployed. Gun use goes WAY down when there are alternative methods of making someone submit.
Yes exactly, but tasers are not used to kill/severely injure someone like a 9mm. They are used to prevent retaliation from the suspect, not to harm or kill (I've seen them used in situations as small as a traffic violation in which the driver is angered and attacks the cop). When a taser becomes a lethal weapon, it is not serving its purpose.

Jeffery

03-27-2009, 11:05 PM

Yes exactly, but tasers are not used to kill/severely injure someone like a 9mm. They are used to prevent retaliation from the suspect, not to harm or kill (I've seen them used in situations as small as a traffic violation in which the driver is angered and attacks the cop). When a taser becomes a lethal weapon, it is not serving its purpose.
You obviously will never actually understand anythign anyone ever says.

/ignore dumbass

bloodreign

03-27-2009, 11:26 PM

I cranked dr.ho's muscle stimulator up to it's maximum setting on my chest...had to have my friend turn it off i was frozen.

who ever thought tazers were non lethal needs a slap in the head, for one the person that is going to be combative is (either in a methed out state or psychotic and amped up) with an already "primed" heart rate , adding more electrical stimulus to the nervous system is just weetodid.

weeetodid.

-The Shredder-

03-27-2009, 11:50 PM

Its extremly fun to watch people get tazed... if your ever having a crappy day just go to youtube and watch people get tazed and that will brighten your day right up.

However, getting tazed is effing awful... I was tazed in my martial arts school so we would know what it felt like.

We try and see how many steps we can take while getting tazed and if anyone can get 6 steps they get a huge jar of money, but I got like 1.5 steps before falling face first on the ground. Its suppose to hurt alot more if you have alot of muscle... So maybe one of you fattys out there might be able to withstand the pain and make the 6 steps!

Also, there is absolutly no after affect... When I got tazed it was terrible, but when it was done I could instantly jump up and continue pain free, and dont worry about killing yourself because volts dont kill you but amps will.

Normal tazer 20,000 volts, and a cop tazer is 50,000 volts.

Tama Drummer

03-28-2009, 12:43 AM

"Don't tase me, bro!"

T Solo

03-28-2009, 02:53 AM

Don't all cops have to be tazed?

Never has happened to me, but iv'e heard that you lose control of all bodily functions.

meat.eater

03-28-2009, 03:14 AM

Don't all cops have to be tazed?

Never has happened to me, but iv'e heard that you lose control of all bodily functions.

Being tased only shuts down your neuromuscular sytsem. Not your bodily functions.

T Solo

03-28-2009, 03:24 AM

Being tased only shuts down your neuromuscular sytsem. Not your bodily functions.

Gotcha.

bloodreign

03-28-2009, 03:33 AM

Being tased only shuts down your neuromuscular sytsem. Not your bodily functions.

is not your anus a muscle.... (valves) of houston we have a problem.:rolleyes:

ok (bodily functions on a broad scale ) i was just thinking of losing continence.

meat.eater

03-28-2009, 03:40 AM

is not your anus a muscle.... (valves) of houston we have a problem.:rolleyes:

No, your anus is not a neuromuscular system. Good lord. Even if it was, if a taser disallowed the use of the muscular system of your anus, you'd be disallowing yourself the ability to poo. So that logic is completely backwards.

DOCTOR DEVICE

03-28-2009, 04:06 AM

Wizzy`

03-28-2009, 09:16 AM

I got shot in the face by a taser..

I looked kind of like the cop from Idle Hands.

Everlaster

03-28-2009, 10:53 AM

You obviously will never actually understand anythign anyone ever says.

/ignore dumbass
I'm sorry you believe in killing people with tasers?

Jeffery

03-28-2009, 02:05 PM

No, your anus is not a neuromuscular system. Good lord. Even if it was, if a taser disallowed the use of the muscular system of your anus, you'd be disallowing yourself the ability to poo. So that logic is completely backwards.
Actually, the anus IS a muscular system. The Sphincter is the set of muscles that "holds" poo in.

But the taser doesn't make your muscles 'go loose'. It actually causes most of them to fire rapidly. You actually tense up, and are unable to control your movements to a great extent.

pils

03-28-2009, 02:20 PM

Also, there is absolutly no after affect... When I got tazed it was terrible, but when it was done I could instantly jump up and continue pain free, and dont worry about killing yourself because volts dont kill you but amps will.

Normal tazer 20,000 volts, and a cop tazer is 50,000 volts.

No quite.... Those 20-50,000 volts go through some kind of resistance, causing, apparently, a very small amount of amps. But its silly to think that ampage is what kills you, when voltage is equally as important.

Not to mention the power of tazers is something to worry about, considering people HAVE died from them.

Jeffery

03-28-2009, 02:27 PM

No quite.... Those 20-50,000 volts go through some kind of resistance, causing, apparently, a very small amount of amps. But its silly to think that ampage is what kills you, when voltage is equally as important.

Not to mention the power of tazers is something to worry about, considering people HAVE died from them.
Actually. Voltage on it's ownj is not deadly. You can hit 100,000 volts and walk away. Or you could hit 100 volts, and die instantly.

The Amps you receive is what is actually the killer.
http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~p616/safety/fatal_current.html

And in EVERY case where someone has died from the taser, it is not the electrical joly itself that has killed them, but a related complication.

~X~X~X~

03-28-2009, 02:31 PM

We were at the police station and they wanted to see if anyone wanted to get tased..So I stepped up...

Jeffery

03-28-2009, 03:14 PM

We were at the police station and they wanted to see if anyone wanted to get tased..So I stepped up...
And did you die?

NejixKun

03-28-2009, 03:26 PM

Well, ok. I haven't been tased yet.

Damn!

Anyway, just a tidbit, It only takes .137 of an amp to stop a person's heart :p

And in EVERY case where someone has died from the taser, it is not the electrical jolt itself that has killed them, but a related complication.

Pretty much hits the nail on the head.

R G

03-28-2009, 03:42 PM

Well, ok. I haven't been tased yet. I actually do want to be though. Just once.....

I would love to tase you Jeffery...Just let me know when and where. :)

As far as tasers though....They are a good thing. Just this week there was a local story of a guy who wanted to do himself in and his planned method was to do this Suicide by Cop. He did this by getting completely sheotfaced and getting the cops to pursue him on a highspeed chase. The cops did a manuver on him and he wrecked. He tried to pretend he had a gun, but the cops saw that he didn't and instead of getting shot with a gun he was tased....the guys life was saved.

~X~X~X~

03-28-2009, 04:01 PM

And did you die?

Well...Obviously not...Once it's over, your whole body is numb and your muscles are really sore.

iceman2001

03-28-2009, 04:55 PM

I first read this thread as "My apologies for being tased." Would've been a much better thread (and no, don't anyone make it. I will ban you).

...anyone going to point out the only reason Jeff made this thread is because Realist said he would ban anyone who did?

Seriously, Jeff = win.

Wizzy`

03-28-2009, 04:58 PM

...anyone going to point out the only reason Jeff made this thread is because Realist said he would ban anyone who did?

Seriously, Jeff = win.

Did you notice at the end he said he did it because of that?

bdog1321

03-28-2009, 11:23 PM

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc269/bdog1321/createcardphp.jpg

Kyir

03-28-2009, 11:47 PM

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc269/bdog1321/createcardphp.jpg

You look like a tool.

Wizzy`

03-28-2009, 11:53 PM

bdog is the opposite of tool

he's loot.

Kyir

03-28-2009, 11:53 PM

bdog is the opposite of tool

he's loot.

He gets pillaged by pirates?

That's gotta be painful in the morning.

Wizzy`

03-28-2009, 11:56 PM

:| He's gotta get used to it at some point

dan7

03-28-2009, 11:59 PM

the other day, Thursday i think, I was at lunch at Subway like every day. anyway, ahead of me in line was a cop standing there with his hand resting over his taser. it was wierd. he even unsnapped the holster for it too. i gotta say i was a little creeped out...

i want to be tasered sometime too. i got to play with a friends stun gun the other day and i almost stunned myself just to see what it felt like.

probably my left ass cheek. thatway it will hurt but i i can still drive with my right foot in case there were stronger side effects than i anticipated... she wouldn't let me thought :(

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 12:02 AM

You look like a tool.

Dumbest thing I've seen you say yet. How can you look like a tool? Seriously epic fail. How i look has nothing to do with who i am.

Kyir

03-29-2009, 12:16 AM

How i look has nothing to do with who i am.

I already know who you are, I'm running out of things to mock despite the fact that I started with so many.

houckeah

03-29-2009, 01:39 AM

Dumbest thing I've seen you say yet. How can you look like a tool? Seriously epic fail. How i look has nothing to do with who i am.

You know what a tool is, correct? You certainly can look like a tool... a dolt, an idiot, a moron... or any word that one might or might not associate with the word tool.

meat.eater

03-29-2009, 02:47 AM

Dumbest thing I've seen you say yet. How can you look like a tool? Seriously epic fail. How i look has nothing to do with who i am.

It's kind of frivolous to say "you act like a tool" to you at this point. He's mixing it up.

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 08:34 AM

My nose is itchy.

*picks it*

IT WAS JUST A ITCH!

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 08:38 AM

He gets pillaged by pirates?

That's gotta be painful in the morning.

Dumbest thing I've seen you say yet. How can you look like a tool? Seriously epic fail. How i look has nothing to do with who i am.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/lillieandjerry/jerrys/butt_pirate.gif

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 08:39 AM

I find that inappropriate.

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 08:40 AM

i find that inappropriate.

QQ. lol caps

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 08:42 AM

QQ. lol caps

You're mature.

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 09:11 AM

You're mature.

Mature enough to give someone the same response they give others. :)

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 09:38 AM

I was kidding around dude, stop being so serious. When do I ever say I find that inappropriate in a serious way?

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 09:42 AM

I was kidding around dude, stop being so serious. When do I ever say I find that inappropriate in a serious way?

Me too! Didn't you see my smiley face to validate that I was kidding? And yes I am so serious after I post a butt pirate. YARRRRRRRRRRRRR.

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 10:54 AM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f102/lillieandjerry/jerrys/butt_pirate.gif

I lol'd hard. Well played.

@dirka, calling someone a tool, at least where I'm from, isn't used to say idiot. I actually just saw it on tv ten seconds ago, someone calling someone else a tool for letting someone fool them. That's what a tool is. Someone who blindly follows people that hate them and just use them for things. Lrn2english.

@Kyir, why don't you just stop then? You don't see me flaming you every time I can. Why do you take the initiative? The fact that you're running out of insults just shows how sad your life is..... get a hobby maybe? Besides flaming people you don't know.

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 11:47 AM

bdog. Calling someone a tool is the same as calling them a complete idiot. Something quite fitting for you. Being "used" is not a required. Being you is all someone has to do to be a complete tool.

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 11:52 AM

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 12:13 PM

Whatever the clown says goes, eh? Modify it to your liking, the only place I've ever seen it used to call someone an idiot is TAO. Oh, but that means everyone else is doing it wrong and you're right, hmm? :rolleyes:
No, it means you haven;t been everywhere else in the world. And also means you're a bigger tool than anyone could possibly think.

YOU think it means one thing. Every other single person in this discussion thinks it means the other. Funny how it's just you who thinks it;s a certain way, and yet accuse everyone else of not knowing it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/browse/t/page12
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/tool
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/tool

Yes, ONE possible definition is "someone who is being used" "and doesn;'t even know it". Notice there are other definitions as well. This is often the case when it comes to slang used by people, especially on the internet.

"Oh, but that means everyone else is doing it wrong and you're right, hmm?"

So, does this mean that everyone else here, and everyone else on the internet, and everyone else in several countries throughout the world, that used the term "tool" to mean someone who is a complete idiot is wrong, and only YOU and you singular definition are right. Ehhh?

Kyir

03-29-2009, 12:16 PM

@Kyir, why don't you just stop then? You don't see me flaming you every time I can. Why do you take the initiative? The fact that you're running out of insults just shows how sad your life is..... get a hobby maybe? Besides flaming people you don't know.

It is my hobby, why would I abandon something I enjoy just because you say?

You should really work on stop being so self centered.

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 12:33 PM

No, it means you haven;t been everywhere else in the world. And also means you're a bigger tool than anyone could possibly think.

YOU think it means one thing. Every other single person in this discussion thinks it means the other. Funny how it's just you who thinks it;s a certain way, and yet accuse everyone else of not knowing it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/browse/t/page12
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/tool
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/tool

Yes, ONE possible definition is "someone who is being used" "and doesn;'t even know it". Notice there are other definitions as well. This is often the case when it comes to slang used by people, especially on the internet.

"Oh, but that means everyone else is doing it wrong and you're right, hmm?"

So, does this mean that everyone else here, and everyone else on the internet, and everyone else in several countries throughout the world, that used the term "tool" to mean someone who is a complete idiot is wrong, and only YOU and you singular definition are right. Ehhh?

Lol good job getting more sources, I was going to lmao at you for just using urbandictionary. I added a definition there, does that mean I kan make up da wordz too?

Really, what I said was just a joke, man. It's kinda funny that you went through all that to reply to my joke. gg.

@Kyir, I wonder why you haven't been banned...flaming for a hobby?

Kyir

03-29-2009, 12:35 PM

@Kyir, I wonder why you haven't been banned...flaming for a hobby?

I'm funny.

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 12:36 PM

Hey, if the mods are truly unbiased, it shouldn't matter if you're funny or not.

Kyir

03-29-2009, 12:38 PM

Hey, if the mods are truly unbiased, it shouldn't matter if you're funny or not.

You can't expect humans to be unbiased.

That's unreasonable.

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 12:41 PM

Hey, if the mods are truly unbiased, it shouldn't matter if you're funny or not.

They have banned him before. And if your going to cry over every little thing someone calls you or says about you, your going to have a rough life. But with you poking at the situation, you are actually keeping this going... like you want to cry? I'm really confused why you just can't ignore some people sometimes, and just go onto another subject or something.

And kyir saying "I'm funny" thing, was a joke to annoy you, and it worked.

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 12:49 PM

It is my hobby, why would I abandon something I enjoy just because you say?

You should really work on stop being so self centered.

You should work on being better at your hobby..

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 12:51 PM

Hey, if the mods are truly unbiased, it shouldn't matter if you're funny or not.
It's not a matter of being funny or not. It's a matter of whether or not you are a contributing member of the forums.

Kyir contributes to the forums. He participates in actual conversations.

You, on the other hand, have yet to post on topic in any thread. You post idiotic pictures that are neither funny nor appropriate for the topic at hand. You get in needless fights with eeryone, because you think you're right. When someone proves you're full of shit, you claim to be "just joking"

You, bdog, are a tool.

R G

03-29-2009, 03:00 PM

I don't know Jeffery, but you sound like you described yourself in many regards there....Full of shit...Check...Needless fights...Check...Think you are always right...Check

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 03:04 PM

It's not a matter of being funny or not. It's a matter of whether or not you are a contributing member of the forums.

Kyir contributes to the forums. He participates in actual conversations.

You, on the other hand, have yet to post on topic in any thread. You post idiotic pictures that are neither funny nor appropriate for the topic at hand. You get in needless fights with eeryone, because you think you're right. When someone proves you're full of shit, you claim to be "just joking"

You, bdog, are a tool.

Well then it's obvious you can't read. When I actually do contribute, it's people like Kyir who flame me and the conversation degenerates into a bunch of "inappropriate pictures." Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. I wasn't wrong about what a tool was. Don't try and pull that one. I'm not "full of shit." Show me where Kyir has contributed, what the hell. He said to me plainly that his hobby is flaming me. Contributing member? :dry:

I facepalm a lot at your posts, too. Half the time I see your name it's been these witty insults directed at everyone, in the name of insulting people. Where this comes from, who knows? Maybe you were picked on as a kid? Maybe you still are?

EDIT: If you're going to call me out on that, don't expect me not to return the favor.

I demonstrated what it truly means to be a tool when you went off on that rant about what, in actuality, WAS A JOKE. GG.

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 03:19 PM

Well then it's obvious you can't read. When I actually do contribute, it's people like Kyir who flame me and the conversation degenerates into a bunch of "inappropriate pictures." Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. I wasn't wrong about what a tool was. Don't try and pull that one. I'm not "full of shit." Show me where Kyir has contributed, what the hell. He said to me plainly that his hobby is flaming me. Contributing member? :dry:

I facepalm a lot at your posts, too. Half the time I see your name it's been these witty insults directed at everyone, in the name of insulting people. Where this comes from, who knows? Maybe you were picked on as a kid? Maybe you still are?

EDIT: If you're going to call me out on that, don't expect me not to return the favor.

I demonstrated what it truly means to be a tool when you went off on that rant about what, in actuality, WAS A JOKE. GG.
You have not contributed one bit. Every idiotic thing you've ever posted cpould be gone, and not only would no one notice, if they did they'd wonder why the forums were a better place.

You claim to have "been joking". Of course you were joking. All idiots claim so after being complete made a tool of. Which you were. By multiple persons.

Bdog, you are a tool. And, all joking aside, the world would be a better place without you. Every single post you've made is ample demonstration of what a tool is.

You.

bdog1321

03-29-2009, 03:25 PM

You have not contributed one bit. Every idiotic thing you've ever posted cpould be gone, and not only would no one notice, if they did they'd wonder why the forums were a better place.

You claim to have "been joking". Of course you were joking. All idiots claim so after being complete made a tool of. Which you were. By multiple persons.

Bdog, you are a tool. And, all joking aside, the world would be a better place without you. Every single post you've made is ample demonstration of what a tool is.

You.

You refuse to address the points in which you can't twist to make me seem like an idiot. Why? I'm sorry but what the hell have you done either? This thread? A mock thread of a mock thread? Way to contribute. As the immortal asshat would say, spammer. So, this puts us on equal planes. At this point we are both idiots.

On you your next point. The fact that you refuse to acknowledge that I actually was joking, and that you took the bait 100%, shows that everyone has a little tool in them. Still equal.

Honestly, I don't give a shit log if you think I'm a tool. You're just some plump man on the internet. Meat was right....

And if you think every post I've made is bullshit, you must have failed middle school english was well.

I'm done messing around with you dude.

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 03:32 PM

You refuse to address the points in which you can't twist to make me seem like an idiot. Why? I'm sorry but what the hell have you done either? This thread? A mock thread of a mock thread? Way to contribute. As the immortal asshat would say, spammer. So, this puts us on equal planes. At this point we are both idiots.

On you your next point. The fact that you refuse to acknowledge that I actually was joking, and that you took the bait 100%, shows that everyone has a little tool in them. Still equal.

Honestly, I don't give a shit log if you think I'm a tool. You're just some plump man on the internet. Meat was right....

And if you think every post I've made is bullshit, you must have failed middle school english was well.

I'm done messing around with you dude.
What a tool.

Next you're going to claim you didn;t post it. Your "brother" did it, right?

You don;t have a point to address. You haven;t made a single point in a single post the entire time you've been on these forums. Every single post you've made has been frought with idiocy. You are an idiot. You are stupid. Everything you do is idiotic and stupid.

To sum up.

You are a tool.

Kyir

03-29-2009, 03:33 PM

What a tool.

Next you're going to claim you didn;t post it. Your "brother" did it, right?

You don;t have a point to address. You haven;t made a single point in a single post the entire time you've been on these forums. Every single post you've made has been frought with idiocy. You are an idiot. You are stupid. Everything you do is idiotic and stupid.

To sum up.

You are a tool.

He said he's done though, that means only two or three more posts.

Also, my hobby doesn't mean I can't contribute to serious discussions.

_Thunder_

03-29-2009, 03:42 PM

Wow this thread just turned into a tool shop!

Merdoc.

03-29-2009, 03:45 PM

I think they should be used at the right times, by trained officers.

And for ever getting one, closest I've come is shocking myself with a fly zapper...YES IT HURT

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 03:46 PM

Jeffery

03-29-2009, 03:51 PM

I remember when it wasn't just about random insults over and over again trying to hit a persons soft spot on one of the insults until one person gets bored..

It's like the TAOers roast of TAOers but less funny
Meh. It;'s easy with kids like btool1321.

It's not so much insulting him, as just being honest.

Kyir

03-29-2009, 05:14 PM

Meh. It;'s easy with kids like btool1321.

It's not so much insulting him, as just being honest.

But he stopped posting in this thread!

He must have... beat us?

Wizzy`

03-29-2009, 05:17 PM

But he stopped posting in this thread!

He must have... beat us?

Maybe not Jeffery.

But definitely you.

pils

03-29-2009, 08:03 PM

bdog. Calling someone a tool is the same as calling them a complete idiot. Something quite fitting for you. Being "used" is not a required. Being you is all someone has to do to be a complete tool.

Whatever the clown says goes, eh? Modify it to your liking, the only place I've ever seen it used to call someone an idiot is TAO. Oh, but that means everyone else is doing it wrong and you're right, hmm? :rolleyes:

This is funny... I was having this exact conversation with my girlfriend and my mom the other day when my mom asked what "being a tool meant."
For the record, I knew it meant idiot, my girlfriend thought it had to do with being used.... :dry: