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Hugh Junit
03-29-2009, 04:37 PM
ShamWow Vince was arrested for beating up a prostitute.
How's Billy Mays gonna top this?

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article
Jeffery
03-29-2009, 04:39 PM
ShamWow Vince was arrested for beating up a prostitute.
How's Billy Mays gonna top this?

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article
Would that be considered a ShamPOW?
Tama Drummer
03-29-2009, 04:42 PM
Don't forget the pictures!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Wizzy`
03-29-2009, 04:42 PM
Hahahahahahaha

Before anyone makes the joke:

She didn't love his nuts. >:c


Also, her face just looks like she smokes a lot of meth.
Hugh Junit
03-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Don't forget the pictures!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Looks like she may have won a few rounds.
Jeffery
03-29-2009, 04:53 PM
Actually, her earlier pics aren;lt bad. Then she just gets methier as time goes by.....

What I love is that they were kissing, and she bit his tongue and wouldn;t let go......

Like WTF.
Dark7
03-29-2009, 04:56 PM
wtf i posted this 3 days ago in psst thread! no fair.
Gypsy
03-29-2009, 05:00 PM
wtf i posted this 3 days ago in psst thread! no fair.
You should've made a thread first then. :P

I lol'd so hard when I first heard about this on the radio.
Magician
03-29-2009, 05:16 PM
I didn't realise he was that old...
Unforgottner
03-29-2009, 06:06 PM
:(
The AIDS Virus
03-29-2009, 07:17 PM
I saw this a couple days ago. I lol'd, mainly because she bit his tongue or something.
Trojan
03-29-2009, 07:42 PM
lol.
In the pictures there is a form filled out:
Place of Birth: Isreal


You mean Israel?
I'malive24/7
03-29-2009, 08:53 PM
No, the place of his birth is real. That's all they needed to know.
Wizzy`
03-29-2009, 09:25 PM
Heh, I just stared at the screen for like 30 seconds scrolling back and forth from I'ma's post and Hulky's post wondering what I'ma meant.

Then I giggled. :)
bdog1321
03-29-2009, 09:32 PM
I didn't realise he was that old...

44? He looks 22.
Jeffery
03-29-2009, 09:49 PM
44? He looks 22.
Tools age fast.

I guess you'll have to get used to it.
MokoToko
03-29-2009, 09:56 PM
Tools age fast.

I guess you'll have to get used to it.

Who was using the shamwow guy?


;)
mushroom_girl
03-29-2009, 09:59 PM
Well... Looks like we know the type of guy unfos gonna be!

(don't hurt me!)
Cavour
03-29-2009, 11:54 PM
Fantastic. I wish I could rep you.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.
bloodreign
03-30-2009, 12:21 AM
Shlomi last name no gimmick.
Northwind
03-30-2009, 04:31 PM
Reenactment:

ShamWow! OwOwOw! F*** My Tongue!
(I can't claim credit for this, I saw it on another board and it was too good to pass up.)
Omega_Paladin
03-31-2009, 02:52 AM
Reenactment:

ShamWow! OwOwOw! F*** My Tongue!
(I can't claim credit for this, I saw it on another board and it was too good to pass up.)

I wouldn't open with it but work it in as part of the routine.
meat.eater
03-31-2009, 02:01 PM
ShamWow Vince was arrested for beating up a prostitute.
How's Billy Mays gonna top this?

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article

I'm sure Billy's beaten up his fair share of prostitutes.
mushroom_girl
03-31-2009, 02:25 PM
....Imagine getting smacked with a shamwow that has already absorbed a ton of water.

:blackeye:
Wizzy`
03-31-2009, 02:52 PM
....Imagine getting smacked with a shamwow that has already absorbed a ton of water.

:blackeye:

Impossible. The shamwow would have had to absorb the water.
Godmic18
03-31-2009, 02:53 PM
Impossible. The shamwow would have had to absorb the water.

They actually work very well. :confused:
Wizzy`
03-31-2009, 02:54 PM
Mine must have been defective..
The Butcher
03-31-2009, 02:55 PM
....Imagine getting smacked with a shamwow that has already absorbed a ton of water.

:blackeye:

Or a bodily fluid.
Godmic18
03-31-2009, 02:58 PM
Or a bodily fluid.

Vomit. Slapped by a ShamWoW full of vomit. :bad:
uniquinous
03-31-2009, 07:18 PM
that's ok cuz it doesn't drip! duh

he really looks twice as old in those pictures compared to the ads...
Ol' Time
09-20-2009, 04:11 PM
How's Billy Mays gonna top this?



Coke.

Too soon?