April Fools?

[I Just Ownd You]

Well, its offically April 1st, April Fools Day, so anyone going to pull any great tricks? If not, have you ever pulled a great trick, or be tricked?

I want to hear some of your guys' April Fools Day stories. :cool:

[Zander]

I actually am Kreator.
Now you know, Meat.

[I Just Ownd You]

Wow, you're good. :o

[Sinyra]

my twin and i switched places in 3rd grade. pretty standard for twins though.

[The AIDS Virus]

I'm switching places with Sinyra's twin tomorrow. I have the voice down and a realistic fake chest. This will be the ultimate prank.

[I Just Ownd You]

Yeah, I've seen that done before, I've also seen two people who look nothing alike do it, and everyone else went along with it, and the teachers went insane over it, lol.

[Sinyra]

I'm switching places with Sinyra's twin tomorrow. I have the voice down and a realistic fake chest. This will be the ultimate prank.

lol. it will be especially fun when you wake up in a tent next to her bf Tim. oh yeahs.

(no joke, they are camping right now on the oregon coast.)

[I Just Ownd You]

lol. it will be especially fun when you wake up in a tent next to her bf Tim. oh yeahs.

(no joke, they are camping right now on the oregon coast.)

Oh it wont matter to him, he rolls both ways. :rolleyes:

[†=THE ONE=†]

Did anyone hear about some mass virus that is supposed to be sent on April 1st worldwide...I saw it on the news and thought that this could be pretty serious.

CNN News Link:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/01/tech.viruses/index.html

[BrownGuy]

Did anyone hear about some mass virus that is supposed to be sent on April 1st worldwide...I saw it on the news and thought that this could be pretty serious.

CNN News Link:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/01/tech.viruses/index.html

Yeah, but apparently, the controller can "wreak havoc" at anytime he wants. :(

To check if you have the virus search mcafee or norton anti virus websites on your search. If they show up you don't have the virus because the virus blocks those sites. ;)


Anyway, uh.. my advisory plans on pranking our advisor today..somehow.

[Matt 34.5]

I got a lip piercing last night and nobodies seen it yet, so everyone's gonna think its part of some joke when they see me.

[Worker]

Bot networks are nothing new, and variant's of this worm have been out since early last year.

[The Butcher]

http://www.gemaffair.com/images/DIAMOND_ANGLED.jpg?

[Worker]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9310/1179921407330gx2ps0.jpg

[Commander_Turd]

She's well buff.

[Sinyra]

Yeah, but apparently, the controller can "wreak havoc" at anytime he wants. :(

To check if you have the virus search mcafee or norton anti virus websites on your search. If they show up you don't have the virus because the virus blocks those sites. ;)


Anyway, uh.. my advisory plans on pranking our advisor today..somehow.

if you're freinds/in with your janitor,(or whomever is incharge of bells...), play the jeopardy song during passing period instead of the bell over the intercom. = awesome. it was my senior prank but it'd work for april fools too.

[iceman2001]

Tell your boyfriend your pregnant.

[I Just Ownd You]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9310/1179921407330gx2ps0.jpg



Oh god! I already wasted my poke balls!
How can I catch it?!?! :(


@Sin: I would do that if I was in school, but I'm not in school right now.

[The AIDS Virus]

Bot networks are nothing new, and variant's of this worm have been out since early last year.

This is true. I've been following conficker since Microsoft put up a bounty on the creators. I still want the bounty...

[Ächilles]

I blew up a post office.

[shurtugal]

Few people in my school are putting viagra in this kids drink who thinks he is better than everyone.

I am Sinyra's lost long triplet, here to wreak havock on you, noobs.

[Worker]

This is true. I've been following conficker since Microsoft put up a bounty on the creators. I still want the bounty...

Having a bounty placed on you by Microsoft makes you a legend right?

[The AIDS Virus]

Having a bounty placed on you by Microsoft makes you a legend right?

Having a bounty placed on you makes you a legend. But I think it's the first time Microsoft has ever done it.

[kosjeyr]

The website given on pg 1 says this... is any of your computers infected?
im glad that mine is not (yet at least).

"Infected machines are generating 50,000 URLs per day, which allows the master to talk with them. A previous version of Conficker created only 250 domain names per day."

[~X~X~X~]

Well...Today when I got to school, I had one of my friends call my mom and he acted like my principal..He started talking to her and he had told her I was getting expelled from school for selling drugs..So she came over to the school to get me, and she was like, you better not have been trying to sell drugs, and then I told her April Fools..She was really pissed when she found out she had to drive over there for nothing..

[Worker]

How does a dormant "worn" generate anything?

[~X~X~X~]

Yea..At school today we were talking about that friggen virus..I guess it could screw with your cell phones and stuff like that...

[The Butcher]

How does a dormant "worn" generate anything?

Worm*

[Worker]

Yea..At school today we were talking about that friggen virus..I guess it could screw with your cell phones and stuff like that...

Wear a tin foil hat, and keep a cork in your ass to counter it.

[Jeffery]

How does a dormant "worn" generate anything?
It's not really dormant. It has been doing things all along.

But in the coding is an instruction for it to "call home" today, to get updated information.

[~X~X~X~]

And people in like Russia or something like that have already experienced the virus..

[Angelic-Hotfox]

april fools in itself is an april fools joke. the person who created april fools day did it as a april fools prank and all the people who celebrate april fools are just victims of the originator's mastermind prank. the jokes on you! haha all you people fell for it...dummies

[Worker]

And people in like Russia or something like that have already experienced the virus..

What the shit are you talking about?

[~X~X~X~]

april fools in itself is an april fools joke. the person who created april fools day did it as a april fools prank and all the people who celebrate april fools are just victims of the originator's mastermind prank. the jokes on you! haha all you people fell for it...dummies
So...How?....Did he like say it was April Fools Day, and it wasn't, and people believed him, and he said april fools, and then it actually became a day?..Something to think about..Lol

[Angelic-Hotfox]

So...How?....Did he like say it was April Fools Day, and it wasn't, and people believed him, and he said april fools, and then it actually became a day?..Something to think about..Lol

actually someone told the guy who told his dad who told his son who told his cousins sons dad who told his daughters nieces nephew who told his friend who told his grandfathers son in law who told his fathers brothers friends cousin twice removed it was a day but it wasnt a holiday but as a joke made it a holiday but somehwhere in the relay it was mistaken and came out to be an actual celebrated day. get it now?

[kosjeyr]

actually someone told the guy who told his dad who told his son who told his cousins sons dad who told his daughters nieces nephew who told his friend who told his grandfathers son in law who told his fathers brothers friends cousin twice removed it was a day but it wasnt a holiday but as a joke made it a holiday but somehwhere in the relay it was mistaken and came out to be an actual celebrated day. get it now?

why go all that way to tell someone...

psst.... "don't step on a crack"

[Wizzy`]

actually someone told the guy who told his dad who told his son who told his cousins sons dad who told his daughters nieces nephew who told his friend who told his grandfathers son in law who told his fathers brothers friends cousin twice removed it was a day but it wasnt a holiday but as a joke made it a holiday but somehwhere in the relay it was mistaken and came out to be an actual celebrated day. get it now?

I hate myself for actually reading past the third "who told his" -_-

[-The Shredder-]

April Fools.... One of my favorite holidays.:)

Last year my family officially banned me from doing any pranks this year because its "not nice"....

I bought books on pranks for every occasion, and did the whole nine yards on april fools.

First, I started off by letting everyone in my family know that it was april fools day by setting 3 consecutive alarm clocks in everyone of there rooms. 30 minutes apart form eachother. So they couldn't go back to sleep. (they were just the cheap 1 dollar alarm clocks.)

Second, I found my brothers white deoterant and cut it all out and replaced it with cream cheese. Just sculp it with a knife and it looks exactly like deoterant. (I still make of him to this day because of this.)

Third, I placed clear hard candy "lifesavers" in the shower head so when the person was done with there shower they would be all sticky and have to shower again.

Fouth, i cut open many small holes in the toothpaste so when the squeezed the tube it oozed all over there hand.

Fifth, I put the clear plastic stuff on the toilets, my dad noticed his and didn't fall for it, but my sister peed and it ran all over the sides and was funny as hell.

Sixth, I put TONS of tabasco in everyones mouthwash.

Seventh, I mismatched all of my familys socks so my brothers were mixed with my moms and my dads was mixed with my little sisters.

Eighth, I was going to put flour on top of my brothers ceiling fan so when it turned on it went everywhere, but I didn't because i thought it would make to much of a mess.

Nineth, I was going to sew one of my family members one leg of there pants shut so when they put on there pants only one leg go through and they fall over.

In public, I did the classic glue the quarter to the ground.

I put my hand into a toilet and glued a quarter to the bottom of the bowl, then I put blue dye in the toilet. Then whenever a person walks out of the bathroom with blue hands you know they stuck there hands in the toilet. However, I didn't see anyone with blue hands so no one did it... next time i'll laminate the 5 dollar and try the same prank.

Theres more, but I dont care to continue on and on.

[kosjeyr]

does any one do any medieval pranks?

#8: The Left-Handed Whopper
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."

[Omega_Paladin]

I kicked down my room mates door and shot him five times.

It's this running joke we have.

[kosjeyr]

thats like saying i poured a mix of oil and gasolene in my dad's pepsi bottle...

[Worker]

Bot!

[The Butcher]

Tot!

[kosjeyr]

Brat!

[Worker]

Taint!

[Medemia]

Brat!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Give me attention too! Oh Oh Oh! I'm an attention whore! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[T Solo]

To check if you have the virus search mcafee or norton anti virus websites on your search. If they show up you don't have the virus because the virus blocks those sites. ;)




Viruses Are getting too smart.

[shurtugal]

blah blah

You ass :rolleyes:.





I'm half-way done putting tooth-paste in all the oreo's centers right now.

[elimination]

Well, its offically April 1st, April Fools Day, so anyone going to pull any great tricks? If not, have you ever pulled a great trick, or be tricked?

I want to hear some of your guys' April Fools Day stories. :cool:

I love you :) APRIL FOOLS HAHAHAHAHA

[kosjeyr]

Oh! Oh! Oh! Give me attention too! Oh Oh Oh! I'm an attention whore! Oh! Oh! Oh!

ass.... whore.... bitch.... what more is there to say..... oh go fuck yourself.:bigsmile:

[shurtugal]

ass.... #####.... #####.... what more is there to say..... oh go #### yourself.:bigsmile:

Nice ban ;)

[KickAssPlaya]

I'm half-way done putting tooth-paste in all the oreo's centers right now.

classic.

[The AIDS Virus]

Assassination April Fool's?

[KickAssPlaya]

Why me? :( I saw the black text

[meat.eater]

I was gonna have serg fire me but he said no....
I'm too good to even fake letting go. :cool:

[KickAssPlaya]

Ohhh please.. you aren't great. ;)

[Buster]

YouTubes video flip was a cool April Fools prank.

[Loopget]

Ohhh please.. you aren't great. ;)

But Kap on the other hand, Kap=Godlike:wub:

[Medemia]

***.... ***.... ***.... what more is there to say..... oh go *** yourself.:bigsmile:

Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm a big boy! I can curse! Oh! Look at me! More attention! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Rubbish]

I was gonna have serg fire me but he said no....
I'm too good to even fake letting go. :cool:
You are such a nerd.

[KickAssPlaya]

But Kap on the other hand, Kap=Godlike:wub:

if i wasnt drunk...i wuld totally say SOEMTING ABOUT HIS...

[Trojan]

I actually am Kreator.
Now you know, Meat.

I actually could see that being true.

[Sinyra]

you are such a nerd.

qft.

[Magician]

I was gonna have serg fire me but he said no....
I'm too good to even fake letting go. :cool:

He's waiting 'til tomorrow.

[Hatchet Warrior]

My girlfriend and myself teamed up for a prank on her cousin and my sister. We got them to think that she was pregnant and didn't know what to say to me. After that we twisted it into my cousin being the father and not myself, which made it even better. After they started freaking out when she said she'd just move away and not tell me or him we told them it was prank.

[Wizzy`]

My girlfriend and myself teamed up for a prank on her cousin and my sister. We got them to think that she was pregnant and didn't know what to say to me. After that we twisted it into my cousin being the father and not myself, which made it even better. After they started freaking out when she said she'd just move away and not tell me or him we told them it was prank.

....
Your cousin fools around with your girlfriend?

Or did I miss something?

[Angelic-Hotfox]

bet you didnt know that Wizzy is pregnant

[Wizzy`]

bet you didnt know that Wizzy is pregnant

>:/

[Hatchet Warrior]

....
Your cousin fools around with your girlfriend?

Or did I miss something?

No, we said he did. The only cousins of mine she's gotten the chance to meet are my 2 and 5 year old cousins.

[OFFLINE]

I wrote a fake love letter to a girl from this boy that is in love with her but she hates him...She was crying cause she didnt know what to say to him...then i hugged her and said april fools...she was soo pissed

[tyu]

Someone put pads all over my windows, condoms, and peanut butter on my door handles of my car and toilet paper all over. It took me an hour to clean. Is that an April Fools joke or someone just hates me?

[The Anti]

Someone put pads all over my windows, condoms, and peanut butter on my door handles of my car and toilet paper all over. It took me an hour to clean. Is that an April Fools joke or someone just hates me?

I'm gonna go with the latter because that's not really something that you can undo or say you were just joking. ;)

[Hatchet Warrior]

Someone put pads all over my windows, condoms, and peanut butter on my door handles of my car and toilet paper all over. It took me an hour to clean. Is that an April Fools joke or someone just hates me?

I'm gonna go with the latter because that's not really something that you can undo or say you were just joking. ;)

It was more of a prank than a joke if anything. A lot of people take April Fools Day to pranking in some pretty bad ways. Take my prank for example.

[MokoToko]

Oh god! I already wasted my poke balls!
How can I catch it?!?! :(


@Sin: I would do that if I was in school, but I'm not in school right now.

You can't catch snorlax with a mere pokeball, you dolt.

[kosjeyr]

then what do you use?

[I Just Ownd You]

Ah, Ultra Ball FTW?

[Hatchet Klown]

Tell your boyfriend your pregnant.

That only works for the ladies... Guys just get a good hold of your girls hair, stick it in from behind, and tell her you have HIV. See how long you can ride the bronco.

[kosjeyr]

isnt there a master ball?

[I Just Ownd You]

Yes, but on the old GameBoy games (Red, Blue, Yellow) the Master Ball was intended for you to use on Mewtwo and catch him, if you couldn't with an Ultra Ball.


On the GameBoyColor games (Silver, Gold, Crystal) the Master Ball was intended for Ho-oh or Lugia, or even the mystical Celebi, or one of the 3 legendary dogs (Raikou, Entei, or Suicuine).

On the GameBoyAdvanced games (Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald) it was meant for one of the like 8 rare pokemon (Deoxys, Regirock, Regiice, Registeel, Latias, Latios, Rayquaza, Mew, Ho-oh, Lugia). I do understand some of those are only obtainable from Gameshark or attending Nintendo Events, but still, I do remember that stuff. :p

And after that theres LeafGreen and FireRed, which is just a remake of Red and Blue.

Then Diamond and Pearl, I have no clue about. :dry:


But there's your Pokemon lesson for the day. :p

[Hatchet Klown]

Wow, the fact you know that is just... sad. :butcher:

[Wizzy`]

Anyone who played pokemon knows that..

You must not have played pokemon.

[Hatchet Klown]

Dunno, knowing that much about a kids game is just freaky. Not about the general balls etc, but all the finer details.

[kosjeyr]

Yes, but on the old GameBoy games (Red, Blue, Yellow) the Master Ball was intended for you to use on Mewtwo and catch him, if you couldn't with an Ultra Ball.


On the GameBoyColor games (Silver, Gold, Crystal) the Master Ball was intended for Ho-oh or Lugia, or even the mystical Celebi, or one of the 3 legendary dogs (Raikou, Entei, or Suicuine).

On the GameBoyAdvanced games (Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald) it was meant for one of the like 8 rare pokemon (Deoxys, Regirock, Regiice, Registeel, Latias, Latios, Rayquaza, Mew, Ho-oh, Lugia). I do understand some of those are only obtainable from Gameshark or attending Nintendo Events, but still, I do remember that stuff. :p

And after that theres LeafGreen and FireRed, which is just a remake of Red and Blue.

Then Diamond and Pearl, I have no clue about. :dry:


But there's your Pokemon lesson for the day. :p


yet if i remember correctly the red version (the one with i think Charizard on it... my guess) that version had a giltch the missing O or something like that so you could upgrade your master ball from 1 to x*9 so you can catch all four (even all 150 pokemon back then) now with all the new ones and crap there has to be at least 500 by now.

[I Just Ownd You]

Yeah, Missingno, was it's name, you could gltich any item in your inventory that was in the 6th inventory slot to x*9

@Hatch; It's common sense I've known about Pokemon since I first played the games 12 years ago. ;)

[Commander_Turd]

my twin and i switched places in 3rd grade. pretty standard for twins though.

That's probably the best April fools joke I've ever heard.

[Jeffery]

That's probably the best April fools joke I've ever heard.
Do you live in Lame-o-ville?

[Commander_Turd]

No, don't know many twins.

[The Butcher]

No, don't know many twins.

You don't know those twins either.

[Worker]

You don't know that he doesn't know.

[Commander_Turd]

Some one has finally shut you up! WOW!

[The Butcher]

You don't know that he doesn't know.

You don't know what I know..

Some one has finally shut you up! WOW!

No they didn't..

[Worker]

No they didn't..

He didn't know that.

[The Butcher]

He didn't know that.

I know.

[Commander_Turd]

No you didn't. You know nothing.

[The Butcher]

No you didn't. You know nothing.

Yeah, you ruined it.

Nice one.

[Jeffery]

No you didn't. You know nothing.
We all know The Nothing.

But SIn and Twin are better looking.

[Wizzy`]

ehhh idunno. *TN* was pretty ripped.

[kosjeyr]

... no one ever shuts up fyi

[I Just Ownd You]

Kos, aren't you supposed to die soon?
I mean sav has a death wish for you, so its going to happen soon. :p

[T Solo]

Kos, aren't you supposed to die soon?
I mean sav has a death wish for you, so its going to happen soon. :p

Yes, He's a goner. Avoid any association with him for now on, or you might be next.

[I Just Ownd You]

Whose a goner, I have no clue what you're talking about. ;)

[T Solo]

Playing ignorance will not save you!

[I Just Ownd You]

I don't associate with him though! :p

[Jeffery]

I don't associate with him though! :p
LIAR.

We all saw the pictures.

[I Just Ownd You]

Pictures?
I don't even know the guy. :mad:

I just know he's some ignorant person on the forums who sucks at the game itsself. :p

[pils]

I got my girlfriend pretty good yesterday... She smokes, and she just happened to have been using one of those lighters with the adjustable flame. So I made it so the flame went like 3 feet in the air, and offered her a cigarette.
Needless to say, it scared the shit outa her.

[MokoToko]

I pooped in my roommates pillowcase.
That was on his birthday though, so I guess it doesn't count.

[|AFO|]

I got my girlfriend pretty good yesterday... She smokes, and she just happened to have been using one of those lighters with the adjustable flame. So I made it so the flame went like 3 feet in the air, and offered her a cigarette.
Needless to say, it scared the shit outa her.

And then she caught on fire and died. The end.

[Jeffery]

I crapped my pants.

[Northwind]

I pooped in my roommates pillowcase.
That was on his birthday though, so I guess it doesn't count.
HA!

No, that totally counts. The true April Fools Master will often use other days to throw his prey off the track.

That reminds me of the time that I played an April Fool's trick on this guy. He was walking down the street and I jumped out in front of him and beat him unconscious with a pipe. That was hilarious. And to avoid detection, I did it on July 14th. He never suspected a thing! :)

[KickAssPlaya]

Northwind wins! Noone else came close.

[choplocker-17]

I was on a boat with tpain. Regardless, Screw trees because I actually Climb Buoys.

[MokoToko]

HA!

No, that totally counts. The true April Fools Master will often use other days to throw his prey off the track.

That reminds me of the time that I played an April Fool's trick on this guy. He was walking down the street and I jumped out in front of him and beat him unconscious with a pipe. That was hilarious. And to avoid detection, I did it on July 14th. He never suspected a thing! :)

Great minds think alike. Did he survive?

Northwind wins! Noone else came close.

Yeah, thats true but I demand a runners up. There is nothing like a good poop joke unless you are joking about brutally attacking someone.

[KickAssPlaya]

If you are going to "sing" a song..get the lyrics right.

:glare:

[choplocker-17]

If you are going to "sing" a song..get the lyrics right.

:glare:

I wasn't singing. I was expressing what I did on April Fools.

[KickAssPlaya]

Great minds think alike. Did he survive?



Yeah, thats true but I demand a runners up. There is nothing like a good poop joke unless you are joking about brutally attacking someone.

Yes..but is a veggie! :eek:

And idk..maybe you get like runner up of runner up of runner up of runner up.

:confused:

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

HA!

No, that totally counts. The true April Fools Master will often use other days to throw his prey off the track.

That reminds me of the time that I played an April Fool's trick on this guy. He was walking down the street and I jumped out in front of him and beat him unconscious with a pipe. That was hilarious. And to avoid detection, I did it on July 14th. He never suspected a thing! :)

Hah! You shoulda seen what the other guy looked like!

he beat me real good but I got the last laugh: he's freaking yellow! And to top it off he's got this cliche perm-job maroon afro!

LOL

[shurtugal]

HA!

No, that totally counts. The true April Fools Master will often use other days to throw his prey off the track.

That reminds me of the time that I played an April Fool's trick on this guy. He was walking down the street and I jumped out in front of him and beat him unconscious with a pipe. That was hilarious. And to avoid detection, I did it on July 14th. He never suspected a thing! :)

You did leave an april fools note right? I mean, how would he know it was an april fools joke?

[houckeah]

You did leave an april fools note right? I mean, how would he know it was an april fools joke?

Logic... general human intellect... common sense...

[I Just Ownd You]

You did leave an april fools note right? I mean, how would he know it was an april fools joke?


Of course. Who wouldn't leave a note? :rolleyes:

[The Fairplay]

i peed in a cup and drank it on april fools

[OFFLINE]

I like this guy...

[I Just Ownd You]

Lol, that'd be nasty. ;)

[The Fairplay]

Lol, that'd be nasty. ;)


it was

[I Just Ownd You]

Lol, you're awesome. :p

[The AIDS Virus]

i peed in a cup and drank it on april fools

I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/7100/review012b6nn.jpg

[kosjeyr]

the nasty stuff people do.... thats just wrong... so very wrong.

[I Just Ownd You]

Yeah, I know, I'd never drink piss. :bad:

[MokoToko]

Never say never

[kosjeyr]

yah well moko you just did and still who in there right mind would do that?

[Medemia]

There are times I wonder if the military is that desperate to ignore the asvab score...

[I Just Ownd You]

They probably do.

[Northwind]

Yeah, I know, I'd never drink piss. :bad:

I (again? This is getting ridiculous) agree with Moko. Never say never. Remember hearing about that guy who got his arm trapped by a rock while hiking alone in a slot canyon a few years ago (he had to cut off his own arm to get away). I read the book he wrote (it was actually a pretty good book) and he drink his urine once he ran out of water. It probably saved his life.

Though he didn't drink the sludge that formed on the bottom of the urine bottle after a few days, 'cause that would probably be super-gross and would be likely to be pretty bad for you. :bad:

[Wizzy`]

A question arises: How did he make peepee without any liquid?

[pils]

And then she caught on fire and died. The end.

I suppose that could have been a possibility... But its not like she was outside, she doesn't really huddle over it to light it.

[Northwind]

A question arises: How did he make peepee without any liquid?

Well, he had some in his body. He said it kept getting yellower and stronger the longer he was trapped there and by the end he had stopped producing urine almost entirely. He stupidly peed his first pee into the sand before thinking about saving it. That would have been the least concentrated.

Here's a link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston)on the guy.

And see, this is what I like about TAO. You can start with a discussion of April Fools' pranks and end up talking about drinking urine. That's some high-quality discussion there.

[I Just Ownd You]

I can say never, because I don't think I'll ever be in one of those predicaments.

[Medemia]

I have heard of studies (too lazy to look them up) that say that urine is actually pretty healthy for you. There are segments of people who believe that drinking urine actually helps you look younger and maintain good health. What is stopping everyone from drinking it is their mental model. We grew up thinking it was gross and unsanitary and thus will not even consider it unless in dire situations. It's the same way with others who didn't grow up eating pork products because of religious reasons, changed religions that did not have the restrictions, but continue to not eat pork because it is unclean in their mental model.
Those mental models are hard to overcome.

[MokoToko]

I have heard of studies (too lazy to look them up) that say that urine is actually pretty healthy for you. There are segments of people who believe that drinking urine actually helps you look younger and maintain good health. What is stopping everyone from drinking it is their mental model. We grew up thinking it was gross and unsanitary and thus will not even consider it unless in dire situations. It's the same way with others who didn't grow up eating pork products because of religious reasons, changed religions that did not have the restrictions, but continue to not eat pork because it is unclean in their mental model.
Those mental models are hard to overcome.

April Fools!!!

[I Just Ownd You]

Ah, well I still don't think I'd drink it.