Road Rules: TAO 2009. Team competition!!

[The Butcher]

PS. Aside from one entry, these are by FAR the best entries of the competition. I lol'd REALLY hard at a few of them. Good work guys.

That's from all of the judges.

[The Butcher]

2 1/2 hours left sav and hatch, hurry up.

Triple post FTW.

[The Butcher]

Quadruple Post FTepicW

Let me just say these videos were great, except for Hairy Bananas... whose video wasn't foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy in any way. Super Fail.. Other then that it was a VERY close contest, less then 1 point separated the top 3 submissions. Cat Kickers and East Infection really hit the bulls eye. They both had crazy Japanese Arnold commercials, these were exactly what I was looking for. I gave both of you guys a 10, personally. Greed's and Buck's went the funny route. I really enjoyed them all. But two of you had to go.. We're down to the final four! Without further a-do,

Results!

East Infection - 7.9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8KM_nTkkU&feature=related

McLovin - 7.8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZE1JCaiDSI

Cat Kickers - 7.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrly-mqEOss

Buck 45 - 6.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJTEqC8Ohwk&feature=related

Butt Sex - 4.6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8

Hairy Bananas - 1.3 (Not foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ejk5NOrR8

Unfortunately, Butt Sex and Hair Bananas are eliminated this round,

Challenge 4 coming up later tonight

[ExpectDeath]

I'd like to thank Worker for all the time and effort he has put into this competition.

<3 Work

[BrownGuy]

Quadruple Post FTepicW

Let me just say these videos were great, except for Hairy Bananas... whose video wasn't foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy in any way. Super Fail.. Other then that it was a VERY close contest, less then 1 point separated the top 3 submissions. Cat Kickers and East Infection really hit the bulls eye. They both had crazy Japanese Arnold commercials, these were exactly what I was looking for. I gave both of you guys a 10, personally. Greed's and Buck's went the funny route. I really enjoyed them all. But two of you had to go.. We're down to the final four! Without further a-do,

Results!

East Infection - 7.9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8KM_nTkkU&feature=related

McLovin - 7.8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZE1JCaiDSI

Cat Kickers - 7.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrly-mqEOss

Buck 45 - 6.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJTEqC8Ohwk&feature=related

Butt Sex - 4.6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8

Hairy Bananas - 1.3 (Not foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ejk5NOrR8

Unfortunately, Butt Sex and Hair Bananas are eliminated this round,

Challenge 4 coming up later tonight


ahah, lol figured. I don't have speakers on my laptop, so I couldn't hear the video, I just based it of the comments underneath. That in addition with clicking on the first video I saw and using it.

Guess we're out.

[Greed]

Definitely some poor judging on this round. The one with the guy getting a BJ in a car was not funny at all.

[_Thunder_]

Definitely some poor judging on this round. The one with the guy getting a BJ in a car was not funny at all.

:crybaby: Everyone has different opinions... It doesn't have to be funny for you, but the judges really liked it.

[houckeah]

I've yet to see your apology yet, The Butcher. I showed you that your insulted me for dropping out was out of line. I showed you how the only reason my "partner" signed up was to ruin the game for me by not playing. So why not say sorry for all your harsh words? Not enough of a man?

[savanna]

Quadruple Post FTepicW

Let me just say these videos were great, except for Hairy Bananas... whose video wasn't foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy in any way. Super Fail.. Other then that it was a VERY close contest, less then 1 point separated the top 3 submissions. Cat Kickers and East Infection really hit the bulls eye. They both had crazy Japanese Arnold commercials, these were exactly what I was looking for. I gave both of you guys a 10, personally. Greed's and Buck's went the funny route. I really enjoyed them all. But two of you had to go.. We're down to the final four! Without further a-do,

Results!

East Infection - 7.9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8KM_nTkkU&feature=related

McLovin - 7.8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZE1JCaiDSI

Cat Kickers - 7.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrly-mqEOss

Buck 45 - 6.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJTEqC8Ohwk&feature=related

Butt Sex - 4.6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8

Hairy Bananas - 1.3 (Not foreign, obscure, or funny/crazy..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ejk5NOrR8

Unfortunately, Butt Sex and Hair Bananas are eliminated this round,

Challenge 4 coming up later tonight


do you mean challenge 5? >.>

[Terps rock]

Terps is still going strong!!!

[ponefish]

edit

[Greed]

:crybaby: Everyone has different opinions... It doesn't have to be funny for you, but the judges really liked it.

I'm glad to know you share my pain. I did shed some tears.

[The Butcher]

I've yet to see your apology yet, The Butcher. I showed you that your insulted me for dropping out was out of line. I showed you how the only reason my "partner" signed up was to ruin the game for me by not playing. So why not say sorry for all your harsh words? Not enough of a man?

Go kill yourself you retarded little infant.

That good?

Seriously though, die.

Challenge 5 coming up very soon today, was out of town yesterday sorry for the d-lay.

[The Butcher]

Challenge 5:

Make a Country!

Yup, that's right. Similar to last year's "Create a Super Hero" challenge, you need to come up with a new country. The requirements for this challenge are to create a name, flag, leader and national anthem for "your" country. The anthem can be a pre-existing song. It will be judged on originality and effort. Bonus points will be given for extra effort (such as singing your national anthem on youtube or something like that). This challenge has a little bit more to do then the previous, so the deadline is going to be this Saturday at Midnight, GMT-4. Here's an example:

Team XXX Challenge 5:

Name: Mario-Land

Flag:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/phillyfan4life05/Marioland.jpg

Leader: President Mario

National Anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEKDF_WbMlg

Scores: Originality 6 Effort 4 Total: 5

Let me know if you have any questions and good luck! Copying this post to the front page for reference.

[mantis33]

Definitely some poor judging on this round. The one with the guy getting a BJ in a car was not funny at all.

It probably just wasn't funny to you because it reminded you how you will never be a recipient of roadhead.

[The Butcher]

It probably just wasn't funny to you because it reminded you how you will never be a recipient of roadhead.

It's funny how it's only "bad judging" when you lose :laugh:

For the record I liked yours gig, got good points for humor from me.

[The Butcher]

/bump

Anyone working on this?

[BaxVarlet]

/bump

Anyone working on this?

No! Cause you killed us! YOU!

[ScytheMan]

/bump

Anyone working on this?

I am now...:rolleyes:

[ExpectDeath]

Worker said he'd take care of this one!

[Terps rock]

might not bother.

[The Butcher]

might not bother.

That's the spirit.

[savanna]

im doin it right now, shizzah

[houckeah]

Go kill yourself you retarded little infant.

That good?

Seriously though, die.

Challenge 5 coming up very soon today, was out of town yesterday sorry for the d-lay.

Just what I expected. You got played and were proven to be an ass, the correct appology is to continue... damn right, keep it up ret--- uh, buddy!

[The Anti]

Just what I expected. You got played and were proven to be an ass, the correct appology is to continue... damn right, keep it up ret--- uh, buddy!

Weird how in your signature it says Butcher is on your ignore list, yet you're still conversing and responding to him. :rolleyes: You might need some reprogramming there, uh---buddy.

DIRKABOTFAIL.

[The Butcher]

Just what I expected. You got played and were proven to be an ass, the correct appology is to continue... damn right, keep it up ret--- uh, buddy!

I got "played"? Lol. How does you and DD joining my game, then quitting turn into me getting "played"? Not sure if you've noticed but the game is still rolling without you, weird right?

I wonder what dirkaland is really like. You know, that magic place in your head were things are never like they are in reality.

I bet there's pink unicorns...

Stop coming here every week and trying to troll me, GTFO out of my thread you lonely fatty.

[houckeah]

Weird how in your signature it says Butcher is on your ignore list, yet you're still conversing and responding to him. :rolleyes: You might need some reprogramming there, uh---buddy.

DIRKABOTFAIL.

When the post is something I want to read I hit "VIEW POST" uhm buddy THEANTISTRAIGHTFAIL!!!

The Butcher: You fell for what DD did hook, line, and sinker and insulted me like I had did something wrong.

[The Butcher]

The Butcher: You fell for what DD did hook, line, and sinker and insulted me like I had did something wrong.

That's what you think, but here's what really happenned:

You signed up.

I paired you up with DD.

You cried.

You quit.

I flamed you for being a crybaby quitter.

You cried some more.

You are still crying.

Instead of putting you on my ignore list and then reading every single one of your posts like you are seeming to do with me... I'm going to put you on my ignore list and then.. ignore you.

[meat.eater]

I've yet to see your apology yet, The Butcher. I showed you that your insulted me for dropping out was out of line. I showed you how the only reason my "partner" signed up was to ruin the game for me by not playing. So why not say sorry for all your harsh words? Not enough of a man?

Good lord, stop. It's a forum game. Honestly.

[savanna]

so..
any results yet for challenge 5?

[The Butcher]

Sent them to the judges right now for judging,

But only 2 teams completed the challenge, your team and mantis and AIDS.

So challenge 6 will get our winner, I'll have the challenge up later. Good luck.

[savanna]

how the F are people going to sign up for a competition and bitch out of actually doing it?
:dry:

[The Butcher]

how the F are people going to sign up for a competition and bitch out of actually doing it?
:dry:

I'm disappointed. Terps had some really really good entires this entire competition, pretty lame that he comes on here and says "might not bother" and then really doesn't bother. Weak terps. Dunno what happenned with ED and worker.

Oh well, If i ever do this again I'll just be more selective as to who can play and who can't.

[Wizzy`]

Eh, shouldn't be _too_ selective. Not many people signed up as it is..

[The Butcher]

Eh, shouldn't be _too_ selective. Not many people signed up as it is..

What's with the underscores?

The people I'm most disappointed with are unfo and MG, they had such potential to make me laugh. I was looking forward to them playing.

[savanna]

well. me and HK have had really good fun doing this, and we havea lasted a while.
so i wouldnt mind being in it again.
and we actually submit for each competition, even though the one we were really close to deadline.

[The Butcher]

well. me and HK have had really good fun doing this, and we havea lasted a while.
so i wouldnt mind being in it again.
and we actually submit for each competition, even though the one we were really close to deadline.

Yup thanks guys, I appreciate ya'll seeing it through. Same to you Aids/tits

[savanna]

im actually quite excited to do the next road rules, and hopefully win this one.
its been pretty damn fun, its a creative outlet!

[Wizzy`]

edit:ireallydon'tcare

[The Butcher]

Final Challenge!

Tactics Arena Online: The Soap Opera!

Props to The Cheat for helping me come up with this one. Your goal is to write a soap opera consisting of TAO personalities. Points will be awarded for effort and entertainment. It can be cereal or funny, your choice. You must come up with a creative name for the soap such as: "As The Server Turns". The script must have at least 4 TAO personalities featured, and 20 lines of script total. You can do more of course. Please PM me the script when completed and I'll post after judging. As usual, bonus points are available (like say you had the actual personalities go to Rev and act out your script and you video taped it or something like that, just a thought.

Let me know if you have any questions, good luck!

Deadline: Sunday 12:00PM GMT-4, plenty of time.

[The Butcher]

edit:ireallydon'tcare

Good talk.

Dbl-posted over the challenge, it's on the last page and I've edited it into the first page.

Good luck!

Results for challenge 5 are also being edited into the first post in just a few.

[Wizzy`]

It's not worth getting into an argument with someone I like talking to over something as small as a forum game. ;)

[The Butcher]

It's not worth getting into an argument with someone I like talking to over something as small as a forum game. ;)

Glad you feel that way.

[shurtugal]

I have a hypercam. *hint hint*

[The Butcher]

I very much want to thank _Thunder_ and The Cheat for being the judges this year, you guys helped me out a lot and were right on it from the start, thank you.

[Wizzy`]

Glad you feel that way.

Not sure if this was a sarcastic response, but, mehh...

[The Butcher]

Not sure if this was a sarcastic response, but, mehh...

I don't think we have anything to argue over because I dont think i've said anything wrong, i posted what i thought.

But no, it wasn't sarcastic at all.

[The Butcher]

I'll go ahead and post the results from challenge 5 here, they were CLOSE

Buck45 (6.58):

Country name: Rawkout Cawkout (ROCO for short)

Flag: http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/omfggitssavanna/fiendflag.jpg

National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxrjHkZHurU&feature=related

McLovin (6.41):


Ninkasiland- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninkasi
Leader- Hugh Junit
Song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo
Flag- http://yfrog.com/6tbeerflagp



Buck 45 would have had a much larger lead if they hadn't forgotten to give me a leader ;) They lost points from all judges on that one

Just want to repost Challenge 6:

Final Challenge!

Tactics Arena Online: The Soap Opera!

Props to The Cheat for helping me come up with this one. Your goal is to write a soap opera consisting of TAO personalities. Points will be awarded for effort and entertainment. It can be cereal or funny, your choice. You must come up with a creative name for the soap such as: "As The Server Turns". The script must have at least 4 TAO personalities featured, and 20 lines of script total. You can do more of course. Please PM me the script when completed and I'll post after judging. As usual, bonus points are available (like say you had the actual personalities go to Rev and act out your script and you video taped it or something like that, just a thought.

Let me know if you have any questions, good luck!

Deadline: Sunday 12:00PM GMT-4, plenty of time.

[Terps rock]

I'm disappointed. Terps had some really really good entires this entire competition, pretty lame that he comes on here and says "might not bother" and then really doesn't bother. Weak terps. Dunno what happenned with ED and worker.

Oh well, If i ever do this again I'll just be more selective as to who can play and who can't.

Let's see why... I didn't have a partner. Asked to have Dirka as my partner, you said no. Not having a partner makes this a lot less fun.
This challenge seemed a little hard, and I didn't have a great idea. Apparently no one had either. + This week was finals/moving out for me, so I was busy.

I'll do challenge 5 tonight, regardless if it counts or not.

[ExpectDeath]

Dunno what happenned with ED and worker.

Oh well, If i ever do this again I'll just be more selective as to who can play and who can't.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that man. Me and Ryan talked about it right after you posted the challenge. We couldn't think of anything, and he said he would take care of it, and we both forgot about it I guess. The challenges were fun and creative. I'd like to join if you ever had it again.

Thanks.

[savanna]

sunday as in NEXT WEEK right?!!

[Terps rock]

Country name: Psilocybin
Flag:http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7568/shroomb.jpg
Founding Father: Bill Hicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW31ruQG1Xk&feature=related
Current Leader: Steve Jobs
Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKS2_RUq25o&feature=related

PS. The flag normally just looks like the Confederate flag, but the inhabitants claim it has a big, mean mushroom that grows out of it.

[_Thunder_]

I very much want to thank _Thunder_ and The Cheat for being the judges this year, you guys helped me out a lot and were right on it from the start, thank you.

Your welcome. :cool:

[mantis33]

Go Team McLovin. Props to AIDS. There was one challenge that I contributed to and then one challenge I did by myself, but everything else was done by AIDS by himself. Couldn't ask for a better partner.

[ScytheMan]

I'll go ahead and post the results from challenge 5 here, they were CLOSE

Buck45 (6.58):

McLovin (6.41):

Buck 45 would have had a much larger lead if they hadn't forgotten to give me a leader ;) They lost points from all judges on that one

I didn't realize we were allowed to create the US...

[The Butcher]

Let's see why... I didn't have a partner. Asked to have Dirka as my partner, you said no. Not having a partner makes this a lot less fun.
This challenge seemed a little hard, and I didn't have a great idea. Apparently no one had either. + This week was finals/moving out for me, so I was busy.

I'll do challenge 5 tonight, regardless if it counts or not.

You not having dirka as a partner is dirkas fault, not mine.

Not sure why you did the challenge when it didn't count, but thanks for the effort anyway.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that man. Me and Ryan talked about it right after you posted the challenge. We couldn't think of anything, and he said he would take care of it, and we both forgot about it I guess. The challenges were fun and creative. I'd like to join if you ever had it again.

Thanks.

No problem bro thanks for posting, I know ryan's had some shit going on lately.

sunday as in NEXT WEEK right?!!

Yup, one week.

[The Cheat]

I have to admit...Thunder and I kicked butt this time around.

[BaxVarlet]

I have to admit...Thunder and I kicked butt this time around.

Pffft.
<---Best judge ever.

[The Cheat]

Pffft.
<---Best judge ever.

You dare insult my honor?

Are you asking for a challenge?

[The Butcher]

Judge-Off!!

(similar to dance-off but with more blood)

[The Cheat]

Judge-Off!!

(similar to dance-off but with more blood)


I win this dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

[Terps rock]

You not having dirka as a partner is dirkas fault, not mine.

Not sure why you did the challenge when it didn't count, but thanks for the effort anyway.


No problem bro thanks for posting, I know ryan's had some shit going on lately.



Yup, one week.

Umm, Nope I asked if Dirka could be my partner when my partner wasn't around and his left him to dry. You said no, not him. I did the challenge, because I thought it might keep me in the competition, but anywho good luck to finalists.

[The Butcher]

Umm, Nope I asked if Dirka could be my partner when my partner wasn't around and his left him to dry. You said no, not him. I did the challenge, because I thought it might keep me in the competition, but anywho good luck to finalists.

Umm, yeah.

Dirka joined the game and then quit, he was DQ'd for that and was not allowed to play with anyone. Which was his fault, is what I'm saying.

Doing a challenge after I point out you didn't do the challenge 2 days after the challenge was due does not keep you in the challenge ;)

[The Butcher]

/bump

3 more days!

[The Cheat]

/bump

3 more days!

It is the final countdown!

[The Butcher]

Deadline is in 8 hours and I havent received either team's submission.

Weaksauce.

Get em 'in, you've had a week+!

[The Cheat]

Deadline is in 8 hours and I havent received either team's submission.

Weaksauce.

Get em 'in, you've had a week+!

If I make one and no one else does, do I win?

[The Butcher]

Absolutely.

[The Cheat]

Sweet.

If no one turns one in by the deadline, i'll make one later tonight.

Oh yes.

[savanna]

im almost done it.
HK is dissapeared and i had a busy time the past few days, so im doing it now and getting it in!

[_Thunder_]

Im kinda bummed that I didn't get any bribes :(

[savanna]

ill buy you a hooker if you let us win.
i just submitted too, btw.

[The Cheat]

Im kinda bummed that I didn't get any bribes :(

Now that I think about it...I never got any offers either.

What gives?

[shurtugal]

Im kinda bummed that I didn't get any bribes :(

Leave your window open tonight, and buy a condom :eek::eek::eek:

[_Thunder_]

Leave your window open tonight, and buy a condom :eek::eek::eek:

:bad: Unless your secretly Jessica Alba I am not interested ty.

[shurtugal]

I could be.....for you.....

[savanna]

PUSSY?
thats what i call my cat. and shes all psycho and like pawing at me and crawling on my computer and eating my jacket and like.. being crazy >.>
RUN!

[shurtugal]

My cat steps on the power button on my laptop :dry::dry::dry:

[ScytheMan]

Gg Savvy + Hatch.

Finals > This though.

[The Butcher]

Sav + hatch won, aids/tits didn't submit, not posting scores, who cares?

GG everyone.

*the setting is a large courtroom, with fancy lawyers, a mischievous mantis awaits his trial*
Lawyer Zoticus - So, show us on this doll where mantis touched you.
Wizzy- *takes the doll and points to the crotch, and begins to cry* he did it there, THERE!
Mantis- LIES! AWW WHAT THE I DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH HIM!
Judge hugh- ORDER IN MY COURT!
Wizzy- *crying on the witness stand*
Lawyer Zoticus- Did you consider Mantis’ approach and conduct inappropriate and unwanted?
Wizzy- Yes! All I wanted was a bag of weed! HE BRIBED ME WITH ONE!
Mantis- THAT’S BULL SHIT! WHAT THE FU-
Judge Hugh- SILENCE! *slams gavel five times*
Lawyer Zoticus- HES GUILTY! HE LURED THIS YOUNG MAN INTO HIS QUARTERS, AND VIOLATED THIS POOR BOYS QUARTERS!
Lawyer Punishment- My client is NOT guilty!
Lawyer Zoticus: YOUR CLIENT IS A RAPIST! He is not going to get away with this!
Mantis- I DIDN’T RAPE ANYONE WHAT THE HELL!
Lawyer Zoticus- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! People of the court, would you want this man, someone who lures young boys into his house, and sexually violates them!
Mantis- *facepalm*
Jury- We have come to our conclusion. We find the defendant, GUILTY of rape and sexual misconduct on this young boy!
Mantis- CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! THIS IS NOTHING BUT A CONSPIRACY!
Wizzy- I told you you would never get away with it! You big scary rapist! Give me my weed!
Judge Hugh- I find you guilty of rape, mantis, and sentence you to 50 years in jail.
Wizzy- make him give me my weed!
Judge Hugh- And, I sentence you to give this young boy what you promised him.
Mantis- *getting put in handcuffs and being led out to the police car* THIS ISNT THE LAST OF ME, ILL BE BACK, and when I am.. YOU WILL BE FU- *the door slams shut right before he finishes his sentence*
Lawyer Zoticus- there was some true justice that happened today in this courtroom today. I want all of you to know that you are now safer in this world, having this crazed rapist locked up. Justice always prevails!
Wizzy- *smiling*

[The Butcher]

TC's entry incase no one else posted:

*the hospital*

HK: I am so happy! I have a brand new baby..umm...boy...girl?

Savanna: It is a boy. Jeez what a loser you are. Why did I ever pick you to be my partner...in bed?

HK: I am huge...in Europe.

Savanna: Oh ya.

*Then Mantis enters all dramatic like*

Mantis: STOP RIGHT THERE! THAT CHILD IS MINE!

Savanna: Oh no! But I thought you were dead?

Mantis: No I was just in a coma on a island!

HK: I don't believe it!

Mantis: Well you have to in order to move along the plot.

HK: Well that makes sense to me. Savy is this true?

Savanna: It might be? I don't know!

Mantis: You don't know the half of it! I have AIDS too!

*long pause then Aids enters*

Aids: Hullo!

HK: *gasp* Aids? But I thought you were in a car crash?

Aids: That is what i wanted you to think! I was really a govenrment spy sent to kill Mantis...but then we fell in love.

Mantis: Tis true. Now we have come for OUR CHILD.

HK: No! That child is mine...right?

Savanna: Sure why not?

*then Thunder enters*

Thunder: At long last AIDS! We meet again!

Aids: No way! you supposed to have died fighting that forest fire in new zealand...the one I set!

Thunder: You thought wrong! I set that fire and made you think you did it! For you see...I am your...TWIN! The evil one!

Aids: OMG! It can't be...oh wait. Sure it can. Why not?

*then Butch enters the room*

Butcher: Not so fast! You are NOT the father mantis! Or HK! Or Aids or whoever else is in this room! I changed the test results!

Savanna: No way! You lied to me then! why?

Butcher: For I am in love with...HK! I just wanted to make him happy!

HK: Makes sense to me. But what are we going to name the child?

Mantis: Punsihment

Aids: Dirka

HK: realist

Savanna: John Kickass!

*voice outside the room*

I think I shall name the child...since it belongs to me!

HK: Oh no!

Aids: Oh no!

Butch: Oh no!

*breaking down the door overly drama-like*

The Cheat: OH YA!

Savanna: TC? But I thought you were in a coma! Then died! Then came back, lost your memory, died again, came back again, got a coma, died again and then came back only to be in a memory losing coma!

TC: That is what I wanted you to think! I came back to share my secert with you savanna! I am... am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!

All: NO!

TC: Yes. And that means the child is mine. I will take him, raise him, groom him and make him cool. I shall call him...Wizzy!

*voice over*

Will mantis and Aids get married?

Who is the real father of the baby?

Will HK ever do anything other than stand there looking stupid?

What the heck happened to thunder? Doesn't he already have a twin?

Find all this out plus:

Will Hulky's real name be uncovered?

Find out in 30 days in the next episode of

Days of Furgon's Hospital.!

Did i HAVE to be gay TC? :p

[The Cheat]

TC's entry incase no one else posted:



Did i HAVE to be gay TC? :p


It is a soap opera.

Nothing is what it seems.

Just wait until....part two! :eek:


I should have won...

[shurtugal]

Agreed. I actually read cheats. But both of them fail since I was never in them, so, I'ma make mine and win right here because it involves me.

*Shurtugal enters the room*
Shurtugal: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*shurtugal exists the room*
*the end*

GG.

[The Butcher]

You forgot the gang-rape jail scene, shurt.

[shurtugal]

No, that happened in Thunders room last night.

*points to above posts*

[_Thunder_]

No, that happened in Thunders room last night.

*points to above posts*

Total myth. Pics or didn't happen.

[The Cheat]

I always about doing a "The Cheat Show: After Dark" episode...but I was afraid of the backlash and or ban hammer.

So do me and thunder have to do a challenge now or something?

[savanna]

Haha..
im sad they didnt submit, :(

[_Thunder_]

I'm sad that I didn't get any real bribes. What kind of judge doesn't get bribes? O wait ME.

[The Cheat]

I'm sad that I didn't get any real bribes. What kind of judge doesn't get bribes? O wait ME.

And me too!

Don't forget about me!

[savanna]

we only found out you guys were the judges right after the final challenge was posted :x

[mantis33]

Total myth. Pics or didn't happen.

No.. pics in two weeks or it didn't happen.

[The Butcher]

No.. pics in two weeks or it didn't happen.

I saw what you did there, and I LOVED it.

[savanna]

mantis, did you see i used you in my soap opera? :p

[mantis33]

mantis, did you see i used you in my soap opera? :p

No, did you see we didn't even do a Soap Opera? :p

[savanna]

i forgot who was on the other team, :p
Good game!

[shurtugal]

Total myth. Pics or didn't happen.

Oh, I have pics.

[The Cheat]

we only found out you guys were the judges right after the final challenge was posted :x

That was the point.

We had to be secert like.
I saw what you did there, and I LOVED it.

What did he do? :confused:
No, did you see we didn't even do a Soap Opera? :p

Why didn't you?
Oh, I have pics.

LIAR.

[Hatchet Klown]

Cheat is still just pissy that I had him him ip banned for a couple weeks.

Go cry about it more.

Sav and I made an amazing team... I won't lie, I had nothing to do with the final challenge. Last week was complete hell for me in my personal life. Today didn't get much better, one of my guys trashed the drive train in one of our trucks trying to tow something he damn well shouldn't have been towing.

[mantis33]

I was busy, and I didn't want to. And I figured AIDS was doing it. :p

[The Cheat]

Cheat is still just pissy that I had him him ip banned for a couple weeks.

Go cry about it more.



What the hell are you talking about?

News flash HK: Not everything is about you.

I have not thought about you in weeks.

Looks like some people can't let things go.
I was busy, and I didn't want to. And I figured AIDS was doing it. :p

Rofl.

Fail.

[Hatchet Klown]

What the hell are you talking about?

News flash HK: Not everything is about you.

I have not thought about you in weeks.

Looks like some people can't let things go.

Fail.

Considering the context/dialogue which you gave me in your script, you're the one who can't let things go.

Not to mention the note on the bottom regarding me.

[Wizzy`]

I think the script was just in good fun, you might be taking it a little too seriously.


But knowing cheat, there might have been a double meaning.

[The Cheat]

Considering the context/dialogue which you gave me in your script, you're the one who can't let things go.

Not to mention the note on the bottom regarding me.

And people call me paranoid...:p:p:p
I think the script was just in good fun, you might be taking it a little too seriously.


But knowing cheat, there might have been a double meaning.

To tell the truth, I actually just wrote it on the fly. Made it up as I went along.

Looking back on it, I could see that there could be some double meanings. But that was not my intent. I really just wrote stuff down as it came to mind.

Sorry HK. You are not special. At least not this time.

[ScytheMan]

I was busy, and I didn't want to. And I figured AIDS was doing it. :p

I was going to, and then I realized finals were this/last week.

Moral of the story. Real Life > Tactics Arena Online

[The Butcher]

Moral of the story. Real Life > Tactics Arena Online

Yeah, we got that the first time you posted it.

That's the moral of every game/forum/w/e. The real moral of this story is, if you don't plan on seeing something through, don't start it. ;) You and about 20 other people who signed up were DQ'd for not submitting a challenge.

I'm not bitter, btw, that's just how I feel. Has nothing to do with your college finals being more important, that's pretty obvious, if you thought otherwise I'd be worried about you.

[ScytheMan]

I didn't think it would actually go into my finals when I signed up, that didn't seem plausible at the time.

[The Butcher]

I didn't think it would actually go into my finals when I signed up, that didn't seem plausible at the time.

Fair enough.

[Wizzy`]

Yeah, we got that the first time you posted it.

That's the moral of every game/forum/w/e. The real moral of this story is, if you don't plan on seeing something through, don't start it. ;) You and about 20 other people who signed up were DQ'd for not submitting a challenge.

I'm not bitter, btw, that's just how I feel. Has nothing to do with your college finals being more important, that's pretty obvious, if you thought otherwise I'd be worried about you.

If those people didn't sign up in the first place you wouldn't have had a game.
You should be grateful for the people who did sign up.

[The Cheat]

I didn't think it would actually go into my finals when I signed up, that didn't seem plausible at the time.

AKA

"I didn't think we would actually get this far."
If those people didn't sign up in the first place you wouldn't have had a game.
You should be grateful for the people who did sign up.

Did Wizzy just pwn Butch?

[The Butcher]

Did Wizzy just pwn Butch?

Not in the slightest.

It was never a contest about how many people would "sign up". It was a online forum game that required active participants. If no one had signed up, I wouldn't have had to do the "work" I did to keep the game going, I could have just moved on. There wasn't a single round that someone was DQ'd for inactivity. Making it a failure. 1st one was great, this one wasn't, just proves that it's lost any luster it had and there's shouldn't be a 3rd.

Dunno why wizzy feels the need to argue about this, but he didn't "pwn" anyone.

[Wizzy`]

I wasn't arguing. I didn't say I pwned anyone. You know what I said is true, so you got mad.

[The Butcher]

I wasn't arguing. I didn't say I pwned anyone. You know what I said is true, so you got mad.

Love to know what about my post made me seem "mad", Wizzy.

I was referring to cheat about you "pwning me". Which is why i said "he didn't pwn" as opposed to "you didn't pwn". See how that works?

And i thought your post was false which is why I felt the need to respond to it with the truth.

[Wizzy`]

I didn't actually read any of your post besides the part about me wanting to argue, which it seems like you are the one who wants to argue. And the part about pwning.


If the people who signed up that got DQ'd for whatever reason didn't sign up you would have had only a few people playing.

[The Butcher]

I didn't actually read any of your post besides the part about me wanting to argue, which it seems like you are the one who wants to argue. And the part about pwning.

Next time, read the post before you respond.

If the people who signed up that got DQ'd for whatever reason didn't sign up you would have had only a few people playing.

If you had read the post before you responded, you would have seen that I said if people didn't sign up, there wouldn't have been a game. Which would eliminate any DQ issues.

My point stands. If you sign up for something, even something as silly as what this was, then you should see it through. None of these challenges took more then 5 minutes of effort. Only 1 team did this consistantly until the end, and to me that's lame. For that reason, I'm not holding another one of these. That's all I've said, and I'm not going to discuss (;)) it anymore with you, Wizzy.

[Wizzy`]

I didn't care enough about the topic at hand to read your post, i'll make sure to do it next time.

[savanna]

but butch, it was fun :(
i wanna do another!

[The Butcher]

I didn't care enough about the topic at hand to read your post, i'll make sure to do it next time.

Lol.

Ok Wizzy.

but butch, it was fun :(
i wanna do another!

If there ever is another you are def. welcome savvy, you carried that giant HK on your back the entire time! :p

[The Cheat]

That is true. Savy pretty much ruled this entire game.

well done.

[ScytheMan]

AKA

"I didn't think we would actually get this far."


Did Wizzy just pwn Butch?

Uhhh... no. I really thought it wouldn't take more than a month tops. Maybe that was silly of me, but w/e.

I totally understand why butch is quasi mad though. All you had to do was pretty much submit every time and you win. That's not really a competition.

[The Cheat]

Oh well...that too.

I do feel kinda sad for butch. It wasn't his fault people didn't care after the first week.

[Hatchet Klown]

Lol.

Ok Wizzy.



If there ever is another you are def. welcome savvy, you carried that giant HK on your back the entire time! :p

... carried me? I'm not sure if I am missing a poke for fun here but I carried myself up until the last challenge, then I dropped the ball. /facepalm.

[The Butcher]

... carried me? I'm not sure if I am missing a poke for fun here but I carried myself up until the last challenge, then I dropped the ball. /facepalm.

Yes, you missed the "poke for fun".

[Hatchet Klown]

Yes, you missed the "poke for fun".

/cry

Tired from a long day. Had to help the guys catch up from the screwup the other day.

[The Butcher]

/cry

Tired from a long day. Had to help the guys catch up from the screwup the other day.

It's cool buddy.

I PMed hugh and meat and asked for this thread to be closed. I saw that Bax closed a thread the other day.. if you have the power can you please close this one?

It's over.

[Hugh Junit]

i pmed hugh and meat and asked for this thread to be closed. I saw that bax closed a thread the other day.. If you have the power can you please close this one?

It's over.

ok