Road Rules: TAO 2009. Team competition!!

[The Butcher]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/phillyfan4life05/RoadRules.jpg

*Fanfare*

It's time once again to hop on the bus and tour the internets as a member of the Road Rules: TAO crew!

This year we'll be pairing up into 2's and submitting entries as teams. No limit on the amount of teams, I'll leave sign-ups open until Sunday night.

The Rules:

Every few days a specific challenge will be issued. The challenges are very simple and take very little time to complete, but leave a lot of room for creativity. Each challenge will be different, but as ridiculous as this whole thing is, I'd like some integrity. Please follow the rules of the challenge. If you cheat, I'll just shake my head and pity you for cheating at a online parody game. Then DQ you.

You can sign up as a pair, or sign up individually to be paired up with other individuals once sign-ups have closed. If you sign up as a team, please include a team name. There will be a panel of ANONYMOUS judges (not bax) to assist me with judging the entries.

Sign-ups are open...... NOW!

Example of a challenge:

Find the funniest picture on the internet having to do with Star Wars. It must be a pre-existing picture, you cannot create it and then post it. (From last year's RR:TAO)

Sign-ups end Friday at Midnight (all challenge times are my time zone, GMT-4 ((eastern time zone)) )

[The Butcher]

Road Rules: TAO Team Competition!!

Winner!:

''Buck 45'' Hatchet Klown, Savanna -




Eliminated Teams:

''Two Dongs" Unfo, Mushroomgirl
''Remix with Ignition" ignition, blexican
''Intercourse" Doctor Device, dirka dirka
''ShamFKNWows'' 007God, Maverik07 -
''The Jolly Swingers" Sacred Silence, Shurtugal -
''WhiteN'Nerdy" Wizzy, Lex 3.1 -
''Butt Buddies'' Knight of Honor, CPC
''Two Pairs" Sinyra, Godmic18
''Fatman & Bobbin" Mino,The Anti -
''Hulky & Hulky" I'malive24/7, KickAssPlaya -
''The Squeasels" snowolf, zyz -
''Butt Sex" Bax Varlet, Greed -
''Hairy Bananas" Brownguy, ponefish
''East Infection" Worker, ExpectDeath
''Cat Kickers'' Xiahou Dun, Terps Rock
''McLovin'' The AIDS Virus, Mantis -

[The Butcher]

Challenge 1:

Find the most humorous youtube video having to do with obesity. Points will be given for originality and humor.

The 2 teams with the lowest scores will be eliminated.

Submissions:

Buck45 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWfDDJPFXoo
The Squeasels - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPS_ZJiCXcw&feature=related
White'n'Nerdy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTRoDEamMo
Butt Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHBMBnVjI
Hulky and Hulky - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQHj7o3mL2Q
Mclovin - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjvJjE-IRQ
Fatman & Bobbin - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Osu4zew6pU
ShamFKNWows - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk
The Cat Kickers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPbdMmSdkMw&feature=related
The Jolly Swingers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkYWb6K-oY
Hairy Bananas- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KduBTtiTIGA
East Infection - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XozvH6VmVeI
Butt Buddies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNupRTfpM9s
Two Pairs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j-q63MYghU

Results!

The Cat Kickers - 9.5

Two Pairs - 9
East Infection - 8.5


Butt Sex - 8.25
The Squeasels - 8
Mclovin - 7.75
The Jolly Swingers - 7.25
Hairy Bananas- 7.25
Buck45 - 7
Butt Buddies - 7
ShamFKNWows - 7
White'n'Nerdy - 6.75
Hulky and Hulky - 6.25
Fatman & Bobbin - 6





Challenge 2:

Toy Soldier Hunt!!

This challenge is based on the total amount of items found. You and your partner must find as many websites that are based on toy soldiers as possible. The goal is to have the most amount of results. You cannot create the websites, they must already be in existance. That is the only restriction. I'd like you to keep a running list of the URLs to yourself until you are ready to submit, then submit at one time. Once I get a list from you, that's it. No add ons. The list must include the sites exact URL. Remember, the purpose of the website must have to do with toy soldiers, you can't submit Toys R Us website, because toy soliders are sold there. I will have to go to each site to verify. This is a non judged event. Here is a example:

Team: XXX
Submission:
yojoe (http://www.yojoe.com/)
Total Submissions: 1

The deadline for this challenge is Monday at 6:00PM GMT-4. Good luck!

Results!

Two Pairs - 187

Buck 45 - 134
McLovin - 101

Hairy Bananas - 72
Cat Kickers - 60
Fatman & Bobbin - 58
East Infection - 44
Hulky & Hulky - 40
Butt Buddies - 27
The Squeasels - 15
Butt Sex - 15

Eliminated:

ShamFKNWows (oh the irony)
Jolly Swingers
WhiteNnerdy

Challenge 3:

Super Galactic Star Wars Paint-Off!!

What can I say.. Star Wars works really well for RR challenges.. This challenge is identical to last year's "Paint the Monkey Challenge". You and/or your teammate must us MS Paint, and only MS Paint, no other programs to recreate either a Star Wars character, vehicle, planet, or even a whole scene if you want. The points for this challenge are given for creativity and effort. It can be super cereal or super funny, whatever you want. We're looking for the creativity of the drawing and the effort put in. Please PM this challenge to me when complete. As stated, you and your partner can work together or one partner can complete the challenge, but only one entry should be submitted. Here is an example:

Team: XXX
Submission: R2-D2 (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/phillyfan4life05/r2d2.jpg)
Score: 1.5 for creativity, 1 for effort. Total: 1.25. I fail.

The deadline for this challenge is Friday at 6:00PM, GMT-4. Good luck!

Results!!

East Infection:

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4682/montel.jpg

6.9 (yes, really)



McLovin

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9738/c3p0.jpg

6.6

Cat Kickers

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4606/itsatrap.png

5.7

Buck 45

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6783/starwars2i.jpg

5.6

Butt Sex:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/Gwydan/MaulFace.jpg

4.9

Hairy Bananas

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/ponefish/starwars.jpg

4.4

Challenge 4!

Find the most hilarous/insane foreign commercial.

The two teams with the lowest scores will be eliminated. The commerical must be pre-existing. It can be a video or just an advertisement. Points are going to be given for obsecurity and humor/crazyness. Please PM me your entry. The deadline is Friday, 5:00PM Gmt-4. Here is a example:

Team XXX

Submission:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZrmKgkQFnI&feature=related

Score: Obsecurity: 6 Humor: 9 Total: 7.5

Good luck!

Submitted:

Cat Kickers
McLovin
East Infection
Butt Sex
Hairy Bananas

Challenge 5:

Make a Country!

Yup, that's right. Similar to last year's "Create a Super Hero" challenge, you need to come up with a new country. The requirements for this challenge are to create a name, flag, leader and national anthem for "your" country. The anthem can be a pre-existing song. It will be judged on originality and effort. Bonus points will be given for extra effort (such as singing your national anthem on youtube or something like that). This challenge has a little bit more to do then the previous, so the deadline is going to be this Saturday at Midnight, GMT-4. Here's an example:

Team XXX Challenge 5:

Name: Mario-Land

Flag:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/phillyfan4life05/Marioland.jpg

Leader: President Mario

National Anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEKDF_WbMlg

Scores: Originality 6 Effort 4 Total: 5

Final Challenge!

Tactics Arena Online: The Soap Opera!

Props to The Cheat for helping me come up with this one. Your goal is to write a soap opera consisting of TAO personalities. Points will be awarded for effort and entertainment. It can be cereal or funny, your choice. You must come up with a creative name for the soap such as: "As The Server Turns". The script must have at least 4 TAO personalities featured, and 20 lines of script total. You can do more of course. Please PM me the script when completed and I'll post after judging. As usual, bonus points are available (like say you had the actual personalities go to Rev and act out your script and you video taped it or something like that, just a thought.

Let me know if you have any questions, good luck!

[B]Deadline: Sunday 12:00PM GMT-4, plenty of time.[/B

[Terps rock]

Pick me!

[Wizzy`]

I'm gonna go ahead and sign myself and Lex up. On the off chance lex doesn't wanna participate, I am signing myself up.

[The Butcher]

I'm gonna go ahead and sign myself and Lex up. On the off chance lex doesn't wanna participate, I am signing myself up.

Team name?

[Wizzy`]

Team name?

To be determined..

[The Cheat]

I guess I should sign up too....


Wait....wait just one second.


Oh that is right! I already won this ON MY OWN. :cool:


Why would I need to do it again with someone that would hold me back? :p


Have fun with this one kids. I'll enjoy watching it. But remember....you will always be in the shadow of the first and best TAO Road Rules Champ ever...Me. :cool:

[Worker]

.
.

[BaxVarlet]

I can be the super biased judge again if you want.

[The Butcher]

I can be the super biased judge again if you want.

I'm all booked up on super biased judges...

You should play this time baxxy.

[Wizzy`]

I can be the super biased judge again if you want.

If this is about Lieu, then you really are way too obsessed with what he thinks about you.

[The Butcher]

If this is about Lieu, then you really are way too obsessed with what he thinks about you.

No its about last years RR:TAO, bax was a judge.

[Wizzy`]

Then I am way too obsessed about what people think about other people thinking about them.

[Sinyra]

bax, if you want to play i'll be your partner. ex judges ftw.

[BaxVarlet]

You should play this time baxxy.

Yeah, sign me up. Partnerless for now.

[Sinyra]

buh..buh.. but bax... *sniff.

;)

[The Butcher]

bax, if you want to play i'll be your partner. ex judges ftw.

You and meat should be a team.

You can discuss the challenges in bed.

:spiteful:

[Sinyra]

hahaha. tempting, tempting, however i don't think he'll want to play. plus, how predictable would that be? and if we loose, the shame, the shame. but i'll ask anyways.

[Wizzy`]

You and meat should be a team.

You can discuss the challenges in bed.

:spiteful:

The original face was more appropriate.. =P

[The Butcher]

hahaha. tempting, tempting, however i don't think he'll want to play. plus, how predictable would that be? and if we loose, the shame, the shame. but i'll ask anyways.

Or your sister.

TWIN TAKE-OVER

To those who havent played before, the challenges are very simple. An example was "Funniest picture found on google images that has to do with Star Wars".

The challenges only take a few minutes to compete.

[Wizzy`]

Or your sister.

TWIN TAKE-OVER

no.

no.........

*gets ran over by random twin pick-up lines*

[Sinyra]

hahaha. i may be able to get her on this site for that. we'll see.

but it would be better if it were four person teams and it was alli, ross, taylor and me. twins squared!.. or.. times 2.... damn math.

[Wizzy`]

.......

I hate this forum.

[Sinyra]

......

sarcasm. genius.

[Wizzy`]

.....

[Hatchet Klown]

Team: Buck 45
Hatchet Klown
Savanna

We'll sex you all up!

[The Butcher]

Excellent!

[Wizzy`]

<_<edit

[savanna]

We GOT this sht right here!

[The Cheat]

Team: Buck 45
Hatchet Klown
Savanna

We'll sex you all up!

I am going to go on and call rape...

Shame HK....shame...

[Hatchet Klown]

You can't rape the willing. :roulette:

[The Cheat]

You can't rape the willing. :roulette:

The legal age is the legal age....:eek:

[The Butcher]

Moar sign-ups plz.

[ExpectDeath]

Sign me up as individual, Zombie.

[ponefish]

sign up

[Zombie-TDP]

Sign me up as individual, Zombie.

Ok.. but stop using my signature :tongue2:

[The Butcher]

Ok.. but stop using my signature :tongue2:

:yes3:

[savanna]

i could rape every taoer here
easy!

[The Butcher]

Surprise!! Buttsecks!!

[Hatchet Klown]

Moar signups!

[Hatchet Klown]

Woah! You can't post in caps-lock anymore... Try it.

[Worker]

!!!

[The Butcher]

IT WORKS FOR MEx

[Worker]

IT WORKS FOR MEx

hacker

[The AIDS Virus]

Who wants to be on my team. We will be "Team McLovin'"

[007 GOD]

Someone wanna pick me up for a team?

[Wizzy`]

Lex isn't on MSN yet.

If he says he doesn't wanna play i'm gonna be sad :(

[Worker]

Ed + worker

[iceman2001]

Well this should go well....

Last time you had a horribly biased judge who publically stated he intentionally threw the competition. After the whole affair got so tangled and you first declared worker the winner, you awarded it to the cheat. Probably so he wouldn't kill himself, and has a sense of accomplishment for a year.

Actually, since it doesn't matter anyway, why not give the kid a break? Good job running the last game. May the winner this round be equally petty and infantile as the last.

[The Butcher]

Well this should go well....

Last time you had a horribly biased judge who publically stated he intentionally threw the competition. After the whole affair got so tangled and you first declared worker the winner, you awarded it to the cheat. Probably so he wouldn't kill himself, and has a sense of accomplishment for a year.

Actually, since it doesn't matter anyway, why not give the kid a break? Good job running the last game. May the winner this round be equally petty and infantile as the last.

I'll take that as a sign-up.

[kosjeyr]

ah why not i still have some time ill join but if i dont .... oh well

[The Butcher]

ah why not i still have some time ill join but if i dont .... oh well

Wtf does this even mean?

[kosjeyr]

it means i have days left 4 (10:00 am on Monday)

[Tombs Looter]

hey i want to join ^^ sign me up

[The Butcher]

it means i have days left (10:00 am on Monday)

Then don't sign up.

[Worker]

Ed + worker

:eek:

[Wizzy`]

Wait..so, if you don't sign up with a partner then you will be matched up when sign ups close?

[Knight~of~Honor]

Sign me and CPC up. Our team name will be.... Butt Buddies.

[The Butcher]

Wait..so, if you don't sign up with a partner then you will be matched up when sign ups close?

Yes that's right.

Got the.... Butt Buddies...

Worker what is your teams name?

[Godmic18]

Team Godmic is signing up to judge you. Or play. One way or another, I'm in.

[CPC]

Sign me and CPC up. Our team name will be.... Butt Buddies.
I can't wait.
Yes that's right.

Got the.... Butt Buddies...


You enjoy it!

[Knight~of~Honor]

I can't wait. until you give it to me


You'll enjoy it!

;)

[The Butcher]

Team Godmic is signing up to judge you. Or play. One way or another, I'm in.

Signing up as an individual? Its in teams of 2 so if you sign up alone I'll pair you up with someone.

007 signed up alone, you should pair up with him.

[Godmic18]

I'd kill him. Maybe. Unless that's the goal. To kill your partner that is... In that case, I'd welcome zyz or Zander.

I'll find somebody. I'm just busy atm. BUSY ROCKING YOUR FACE OFF ON GHM!!!!

[CPC]

;)

:worthy:

[The Butcher]

I'd kill him. Maybe. Unless that's the goal. To kill your partner that is... In that case, I'd welcome zyz or Zander.

I'll find somebody. I'm just busy atm. BUSY ROCKING YOUR FACE OFF ON GHM!!!!

LIAR, i didn't see you online..

I have to go anyway to yoga. yo yo yo yo yoga. I'll be back in an hour, jam time.

[Knight~of~Honor]

:worthy:

thanks brotha. i thought it was pretty clever myself. :cool:

[Godmic18]

LIAR, i didn't see you online..

I have to go anyway to yoga. yo yo yo yo yoga. I'll be back in an hour, jam time.

It's a date. :kiss:

[CPC]

Team The Butt Buddies userbar already wins!
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6241/ubda4106.gif

[mantis33]

I've got AIDS.


;)

[Shamus]

I won last season, maybe I can do it again?

I just need a teammate.

[The Butcher]

I've got AIDS.


;)

Team name?

[shurtugal]

Put me in. I may have a team, gotta comfirm.

[BaxVarlet]

I won last season, maybe I can do it again?

I just need a teammate.

No one wants a loser on their team.

[The AIDS Virus]

I've got AIDS.


;)

I can dig it.
Team name?

Team McLovin'.

[savanna]

Me and Hatchet Klown= gonna kick ass

[The AIDS Virus]

Me and Hatchet Klown= gonna kiss ass

gross

[savanna]

oh very mature :p

[Cross-Fire]

s][nful and cross-fire pair :P

[The AIDS Virus]

oh very mature :p

What is this "mature"? Besides, you know you laughed

[mantis33]

I won last season, maybe I can do it again?

I just need a teammate.

Cheat won, cry more.

[Trojan]

Team: TBA (Wizzy, Lex 3.1)

I will sign up.

I wish I wish on team Wizzy`. :(

If Punishment signs up individually I want to be on his team.

[007 GOD]

Its me and Maverik on a team. Team name: ShamFKNwows.

[shurtugal]

Me and sacred Silence are a team.

[BrownGuy]

I promised Pone I'd be his partner, so yeah we're a team. :)

Looks like fun.

[The Butcher]

Ok, everything is updated. Keep the sign-ups coming guys.

Wizzy, what's up with you and lex, is that a confirmed team or what.

Sacred Silence/Shurg and Worker/ED, still need team names from you guys.

Individuals who signed up feel free to check out the other individuals and make your own teams.

Im going to stop this at 10 teams, if we get that far, looks like that won't be too hard. So if you are thinking about signing up... do it quick!

[The Anti]

I want to sign up with mino, but I have to check with him to see if he's up for participating. If he's not, I'll still sign up individually.

[ponefish]

I promised Pone I'd be his partner, so yeah we're a team. :)

Looks like fun.

BrownGuy and I are Team Hairy Bananas

[BaxVarlet]

Smax Fartlet? I'm slightly offended! Mostly because I don't see how Smax is offensive.

If no one cooler signs up, and if Sinyra can't sexually wrangle meat into joining this, I'm cool with us being team...well we'd still need a name.

[shurtugal]

We shall be named...You just got AIDS.

[mantis33]

We shall be named...You just got AIDS.

Lame.

[houckeah]

I am in!

[zyz]

in.

[Sinyra]

Godmic and I are a team. working on the name.

[Greed]

Smax Fartlet? I'm slightly offended! Mostly because I don't see how Smax is offensive.

If no one cooler signs up, and if Sinyra can't sexually wrangle meat into joining this, I'm cool with us being team...well we'd still need a name.

You and me, baby.

Let's keep the name honest, simple, and right to the point: Team Butt Sex

[BrownGuy]

Ponefish and I are a pair, if you didn't see my previous post. Our team name is Hairy Bananas.

Can't wait for this start :)

[Sacred Silence]

We shall be named...You just got AIDS.

No.

We're "The Jolly Swingers".

[The Butcher]

I'm loving these teams guys.

We've already reached 10 teams so I'm not going to cut it there, keep the teams coming.

I'm going with "Jolly Swingers" for Aids and SS's team, cuz its the better name..

Still need to hear from Wizzy about Lex. That's a great team , hope it holds up.

For everyone who has signed up as a team, please check the 2nd post to make sure your team is up there and accurate, if not I missed you and I need a reminder.

Here are the individuals who have signed up without a team:

Terps Rock
Hulky
dirka dirka
zyz
The Anti

If you see someone you like here get up with them. (dirka dirka and hulky on a team?!? Imagine the possibilites!)

Also, I need another more judge. PM me if you are interested in that. You can't judge & play, it's one or the other.

smax fartlet!!

[KickAssPlaya]

hmmm I forgot who it was...but somone on rev wanted me to sign up with them.. :X

Sign me up I guess..they'll post or something. I have no idea what the challenges will be but..how hard can it be? :huh:

[The Butcher]

hmmm I forgot who it was...but somone on rev wanted me to sign up with them.. :X

Sign me up I guess..they'll post or something. I have no idea what the challenges will be but..how hard can it be? :huh:

There's an example of a challenge from last year in the first post.

[mino]

I want to sign up with mino, but I have to check with him to see if he's up for participating. If he's not, I'll still sign up individually.

I'm in, it's me and Anti. :cool:

[The Butcher]

I'm in, it's me and Anti. :cool:

Team name?

[Xiahou Dun]

I'll join as an individual for now.

[Blexican]

I'm in.

[Wizzy`]

Me and Lex are a legit team but we didn't get to talk to eachother until late last night, so we didn't come up with a team name.

You'll have it by today though.

[BaxVarlet]

You and me, baby.

Let's keep the name honest, simple, and right to the point: Team Butt Sex

What about Butt Sex R Us?

[ExpectDeath]

Worker, would East Infection be a good team name?

[Wizzy`]

Worker, would East Infection be a good team name?



lolololol

[The Butcher]

Me and Lex are a legit team but we didn't get to talk to eachother until late last night, so we didn't come up with a team name.

You'll have it by today though.

No worries, thanks for letting me know.

[ExpectDeath]

Butcher put us down as East Infection.

[The Butcher]

Butcher put us down as East Infection.

Hilarous.

Done.

[Wizzy`]

I still don't understand how these team challenges are gonna work. :/

I guess each person can search for something, and then come up with the funniest one.
Is that sorta how it should work?

[The Butcher]

I still don't understand how these team challenges are gonna work. :/

I guess each person can search for something, and then come up with the funniest one.
Is that sorta how it should work?

There's an example of a challenge from last year in the first post.

The only twist this year is you have 2 sets of eyes working on finding or creating things, so you can collaborate.

[The Anti]

mino signed up for this shizzz fosho! We'll be a team; name coming soon.

[Greed]

What about Butt Sex R Us?

That'll do.

[Wizzy`]

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.



hehe <.<

[ponefish]

assphyxiation sounds cooler.. imo

[The AIDS Virus]

No.

We're "The Jolly Swingers".

That's better.

PS Everyone else is going down. Mantis + AIDS = win.

[Greed]

hehe <.<

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[BaxVarlet]

hehe <.<

I see you'll have no problem doing well in this challenge, lol.

[007 GOD]

Its shamFKNwows. I am insulted by the lack of professionality of this event.

[mantis33]

That's better.

PS Everyone else is going down. Mantis + AIDS = win.

Truth!

[Hatchet Klown]

Buck 45 Pwnz Joo!

[The Cheat]

I'm taking bets as to who is going to win this.

Any one want in on the action?

[ExpectDeath]

What are you putting on the line, Cheat?

[Godmic18]

Butch. Sinyra and myself have joined forces...


and we call ourselves...


Two Pairs.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!

[The Cheat]

What are you putting on the line, Cheat?

Hey. You tell me. I'm just the bookie.

[Wizzy`]

I see you'll have no problem doing well in this challenge, lol.

lolwut

[The Butcher]

Sign-ups will close Friday night at midnight and I'll have a challenge up saturday morning around 10AM my time.

[007 GOD]

shamFKNwows are looking strong. If anything else, we got the sex appeal down pat.

[shurtugal]

Buck 45 Pwnz Joo!

You're fat, Buck.

[Hatchet Klown]

You're fat, Buck.

You did NOT just go there... :butcher:

[Wizzy`]

Yeah..when he said that I was like :eek:

[Snowolf]

I need a partner.

[BaxVarlet]

You're fat, Buck.

Uncle Buck?

[The Butcher]

Uncle Buck?

http://livluminous.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/uncle-buck.jpg

[Snowolf]

I'm going to say it again in case someone missed it... I need a partner.

[The Butcher]

I'm going to say it again in case someone missed it... I need a partner.

Check the first post for available players and get a team together.

[mino]

Me & Anti are Fatman and Bobbin.

[Knight~of~Honor]

I'm going to say it again in case someone missed it... I need a partner.

my suggestion. Elim and Snownub

[Unforgottner]

Team Two Dongs would like to sign up.

Liz and I ftw.

[I'malive24/7]

I'malive24/7 and KickAssPlaya are in this shit.

Team name: Hulky & Hulky.

[ponefish]

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/995000/995088_10b0_625x1000.jpg

FTW!!!

[KickAssPlaya]

Game over bitches!I'm still clueless as to what we do hehe

[Wizzy`]

Wizzy + Lex =
*drumroll*

WhiteN'Nerdy

...It fits.

[Ignition]

/attaches self to Blex

[The Butcher]

/attaches self to Blex

Need a confirm from blexxy and a team name for you guys.

We need at least 1 more individual sign-up or someone on the sign-up sheet isn't going to be able to play.

I also still need another judge, if you are more interested in judging then let me know.

[The Anti]

Butch, can I ask of a slight favor of you? On the teams list you have it as Fatman & Bobbin (The Anti and mino). Could you change that to be (mino and The Anti)? Just because Fatman refers to mino, and Bobbin is me. Thanks. :p:p

[The Butcher]

Butch, can I ask of a slight favor of you? On the teams list you have it as Fatman & Bobbin (The Anti and mino). Could you change that to be (mino and The Anti)? Just because Fatman refers to mino, and Bobbin is me. Thanks. :p:p

Favor denied. kidding

[The Anti]

:Dq

[Greed]

Favor denied. kidding

Butch's chance at revenge to all those ladies that denied him over the years.

[The Butcher]

Anymore sign-ups?

[BaxVarlet]

Anymore sign-ups?

no. start or else.

[The Butcher]

I still need another judge, and a confirmation on ignition/blexican being a team.

Wel also need another individual. I'll wait a couple more hours.

[Wizzy`]

Lex is being all "I don't wanna go on the internet cause I am inlove with WoW" so i'm gonna be mad at him if I end up having to do this alone. >:/

[The Butcher]

Lex is being all "I don't wanna go on the internet cause I am inlove with WoW" so i'm gonna be mad at him if I end up having to do this alone. >:/

You can't do it alone.. have to have a partner.

[Wizzy`]

I'm gonna be mad at lex if he makes me get DQ'd -_-

[The Butcher]

I'm gonna be mad at lex if he makes me get DQ'd -_-

Just grab someone else

[_Thunder_]

Ooo, guess I'm a little late huh.

[The Butcher]

Ooo, guess I'm a little late huh.

No

[_Thunder_]

No

Well I meant to get the partner I wanted it is. :(

[Magician]

I'll judge if you're desperate for another.

[Knight~of~Honor]

I'll judge if you're desperate for another.

*cough* anonymous judge *cough*

[mantis33]

I'malive24/7 and KickAssPlaya are in this shit.

Team name: Hulky & Hulky.
Wannabes.
Favor denied. kidding
Would have been funny if it weren't for the black text.
Butch's chance at revenge to all those ladies that denied him over the years.

Damnnnnnnn.

[KickAssPlaya]

Mantis: Naah. hulky loves me.

[_Thunder_]

Dam, KAP and godmic are gone? Screw this place.

[KickAssPlaya]

sorryy I was first come first get basis.

Plus alivester IMed me and recruitd me. :p

[Wizzy`]

Damnnnnnnn.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4sKg18lTqw)

[DOCTOR DEVICE]

I want to team up with dirka


team name: Intercourse

[The AIDS Virus]

*cough* anonymous judge *cough*

It doesn't matter really so long as the scores are anonymous. Don't be such a twat.

[The Butcher]

Ok, sign-ups are closed. Getting ready to start this bad boy up. But first..

NEED CONFIRMATIONS:

Wizzy + Lex
Ignition + Blex
DD + dirka dirka
Terps Rock +zyz (made from remaining individuals)
Hulky + xiahou Dun (made from reamaining individuals)

[Wizzy`]

I'm gonna stick with Lex.

[Xiahou Dun]

Ok, sign-ups are closed. Getting ready to start this bad boy up. But first..

NEED CONFIRMATIONS:

Wizzy + Lex
Ignition + Blex
DD + dirka dirka
Terps Rock +zyz (made from remaining individuals)
Hulky + xiahou Dun (made from reamaining individuals)

I thought we could just remain an individual and weren't forced to be a team if we didn't want to?

[The Butcher]

I thought we could just remain an individual and weren't forced to be a team if we didn't want to?

Then you didn't read the rules :rolleyes:

[Knight~of~Honor]

There will be a panel of ANONYMOUS judges (not bax) to assist me with judging the entries.

not anonymous scores

It doesn't matter really so long as the scores are anonymous. Don't be such a twat.

i still dont like you.

[Hatchet Klown]

I thought we could just remain an individual and weren't forced to be a team if we didn't want to?

The title of the thread doesn't say "Team Competition" or anything...

[houckeah]

Why am I stuck with the slow kid? This is just like gym class all over again.

[Knight~of~Honor]

Why am I stuck with the slow kid? This is just like gym class all over again.

Lol. I know what you mean, I had bad running partners back in the phys ed days as well.

[Xiahou Dun]

Then you didn't read the rules :rolleyes:

Eh t was mainly The Cheats post which gave me the impression... I don't have any qualms about being on a team but I have no desire to be on a team with hulky.:/

[Snowolf]

Xiahou I need a partner.

[Lex]

I confirm, Wizzy and I will be winning this shindig.

[Xiahou Dun]

Xiahou I need a partner.

I'm good thanks...

[Snowolf]

Put me as an individual Butch. ^_^

[The Butcher]

ignition and blexican are a team, Xiahou and terps rock are a team, dirka dirka and DD are a team, and zyz and snowolf are a team. If you don't like your team, quit. I'm not waiting for confirmations anymore.

Making the first challenge and post right now.

[The Butcher]

Ok teams, the game is set to go. Everyone's on the bus. Let's get this bad boy rollin!!

Challenge 1:

Find the most humorous youtube video having to do with obesity. Points will be given for originality and humor.

For the first challenge, I've prepared a sample entry and judging:

Team XXX: The Butcher.
Submission: Numa Numa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o)
Score: 7 out of 10
(Numa Numa is hilarous, it received 9 out of 10 for that, however very unoriginal, it received 5 out of 10 for that for a total score of 7.)
All videos must be pre-existing, no creating and uploading of videos. All videos must have a youtube URL.

For this challenge, you need to post your entry, do not PM it to me. This way teams know which videos have been submitted so we won't get any doubles. Once you post your video, you cannot edit it out and change your submission. That would just get way too confusing.

The deadline for this challenge is Wednesday, April 8 at 6:00PM Eastern time, GMT-4. As always, this challenge will also be posted into the 3rd post of the thread for reference.

Good luck!

[Godmic18]

One entry per team or per person?

[The Butcher]

One entry per team or per person?

One entry per team.

[savanna]

Team Buck 45: Savanna & HK
Submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWfDDJPFXoo

BAM!

[Hatchet Klown]

To the secret judges, watch atleast half the song and make sure to LISTEN to the lyrics... it makes the video.

[mantis33]

So this has nothing to do with teams, cool.

I'm not one to just search Youtube for random stuff, so I'll let AIDS handle this. ;)

[Hatchet Klown]

Well it's better for both of you to search and bounce ideas off eachother. That's what Sav and I did over AIM.

[Godmic18]

What's what Sav and I did over AIM.

What's what Sav and you did over aim?

[mantis33]

Good question...

[Hatchet Klown]

Shush, you know what I meant. Corrected it aswell.

[The AIDS Virus]

So this has nothing to do with teams, cool.

I'm not one to just search Youtube for random stuff, so I'll let AIDS handle this. ;)

*flys in*

Check yo PM's.

[The Butcher]

So this has nothing to do with teams, cool.

I'm not one to just search Youtube for random stuff, so I'll let AIDS handle this. ;)

If you were by yourself, you'd have to search youtube. See how the TEAM helps that?

Idiot.

[savanna]

we are the champions of EVERYTHING.
and your all silly.

[Godmic18]

we are the champions of EVERYTHING.
and your all silly.

Except grammar.

[Hatchet Klown]

Except grammar.
Oh really?
We are the champions of EVERYTHING.
You're all just silly.
That's why this is a team competition. ;)

[Godmic18]

Oh really?

That's why this is a team competition. ;)

You get extra credit in my heart because I still can't rep you.

[Knight~of~Honor]

Oh really?

That's why this is a team competition. ;)

great teamwork right there

[Snowolf]

Do we submit our entry here or PM you/?

[Wizzy`]

Do we submit our entry here or PM you/?

learn2read

[KickAssPlaya]

What's that?

on a on topic note, as soon as alivester comes on and checks his PMs he should post one that he likes. He sent me sme nd I said the ones I liked along with acouple I found.

[Wizzy`]

Team Buck 45: Savanna & HK
Submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWfDDJPFXoo

BAM!



That's...repulsive.

[Snowolf]

The Squeasles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPS_ZJiCXcw&feature=related

[Wizzy`]

Lex and I's submission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTRoDEamMo

Still say Snow's vid should get DQ'd for stealing our idea.I'm kidding. But seriously, do it.

[Snowolf]

i posted before you.

[Wizzy`]

i posted before you.

Did you think before me though? Yeah, thought so.

[Snowolf]

Yeah. Apparently I do. I beat you to it. (Actually I just read your mind)

[zyz]

Lex and I's submission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTRoDEamMo

Still say Snow's vid should get DQ'd for stealing our idea.
fool
i found the video.
i can give you the exact time
at exactly 9:13 pm ESt(gmt:-500) i found the video on youtube.
so there for we did not steal* your
was stolen from us

[The Butcher]

Great entires so far guys.

[Hatchet Klown]

fool
i found the video.
i can give you the exact time
at exactly 9:13 pm ESt(gmt:-500) i found the video on youtube.
so there for we did not still your
was stolen from us

Why the hell do you type sentence fragments on each line?

Oh and it's "steal" not still.

[Godmic18]

Great entires so far guys.

Not really.

[zyz]

Why the hell do you type sentence fragments on each line?

Oh and it's "steal" not still.

its just the way i type sometime.
sorry

[Hatchet Klown]

Not really.

Have you watched our video? I showed it around to a few people and they were all bustin' out laughing.

[The Butcher]

Not really.

Found any fat twins yet?

[Godmic18]

its just the way i type sometime.
sorry

If you were sorry, you'd think before you responded, but I don't mind. Less competition for Two Pairs I suppose...

[Godmic18]

Found any fat twins yet?

I've got something up my sleeve that unless Sin finds something better, will rock your chubby socks.

[Greed]

So, the video has to be on YouTube?

[Godmic18]

Have you watched our video? I showed it around to a few people and they were all bustin' out laughing.

I did. The video wasn't that funny, but the song was great.

[Hatchet Klown]

That's why I said to listen to the song, the video just compliments the song.

[007 GOD]

I love wizzy. His erections are massive.

[Wizzy`]

Jeez, people who don't read should get 2 points taken off their score

[Greed]

Team Butt Sex: BaxVarlet and gigolojlo
Submission: "Squashing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHBMBnVjI)

[Blexican]

/attaches self to Blex

We shall be "The Remix with Ignition" ??

[BaxVarlet]

Team Butt Sex: BaxVarlet and gigolojlo
Submission: "Squashing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHBMBnVjI)

I suggest you watch it over and over again...because it gets funnier each time.

[mantis33]

If you were by yourself, you'd have to search youtube. See how the TEAM helps that?

Idiot.

Lol, don't get mad at me cuz your teams are pointless.

[The Butcher]

Lol, don't get mad at me cuz your teams are pointless.

I'm not mad at you, I highly expected you to make a dick comment at some point during the game, just didn't think it would take approx 4 minutes after it started.

The teams are place so you can, as hatchet said, bounce ideas off each other and come up with things together. That's the point of the teams.

Now shut up and play.

[The Butcher]

We shall be "The Remix with Ignition" ??

Sorry, you've already been named.

Power Wookies.

[Wizzy`]

edit for the sake of the thread

[The Butcher]

edit for the sake of the thread

Damn that was fast.. I didn't even get to read it

[Lex]

fool
i found the video.
i can give you the exact time
at exactly 9:13 pm ESt(gmt:-500) i found the video on youtube.
so there for we did not steal* your
was stolen from us

Why the hell do you type sentence fragments on each line?

Oh and it's "steal" not still.

His posts are exactly the same as savvy's...

[savanna]

but im cooler.

[Knight~of~Honor]

naturally

[Wizzy`]

but im cooler.

:/

[savanna]

don't burst my bubble.
i dont feel good.
:(

[Knight~of~Honor]

every desperate guy in TAO will give you sympathy for saying that.

[Blexican]

don't burst my bubble.
i dont feel good.
:(

do you ever?

[I'malive24/7]

Team Hulky & Hulky(I'maliv24/7 + KickAssPlaya)
Submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQHj7o3mL2Q

[savanna]

do you ever?

sometimes i feel better than other days, sometimes i feel worse than ever.
but somethings messed up with my stomache and im not eating right and i always feel nautious

and knight, i will not :p

[The AIDS Virus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjvJjE-IRQ

This is our submission for now.

[BaxVarlet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjvJjE-IRQ

This is our submission for now.

You realize you can't edit your post once you make your submission, so you're stuck with that.

*throws under bus*

[The Butcher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjvJjE-IRQ

This is our submission for now.

Once you post your video, you cannot edit it out and change your submission. That would just get way too confusing.

Please read the rules people..

EDIT: Thanks bax :p

[mantis33]

That's fine.

[The AIDS Virus]

You realize you can't edit your post once you make your submission, so you're stuck with that.

*throws under bus*

That's cool.

[The Butcher]

PS. Blex and ignition, I did change your guys team name, because it's pretty clever lol.

250 posts in this thread already... is that really awesome or really sad?

[zyz]

question,
what if the other remaining teams do not have a submission?
do they all get eliminated or do two teams randomly get eliminated?

[Godmic18]

When is the deadline? I have heard nothing in response from my team. *glares at meat