whut the hell hapenned to theze forums????

[The Fairplay]

am i on tao or myspace????

[Pikachu!]

Go back to yours. Attack of the puns, anyone?

[=Jet Trull=]

What the hell? Your on TAO unless you made a wrong turn.

[Angelic-Hotfox]

I would actually compare it more to facebook than myspace

[The AIDS Virus]

Wikipedia actually.

[iceman2001]

4chan perhaps?

[meat.eater]

Why on earth would somebody type "theze" instead of "these?"

You'd make your forums like facebook too when facebook reached 100 million users.

[The AIDS Virus]

Why on earth would somebody type "theze" instead of "these?"

You'd make your forums like facebook too when facebook reached 100 million users.

Then why haven't we changed it to a more Twitter-esk layout?

[meat.eater]

Because the only people who use twitter are, quite literally, stalkers. That site is Stalkers'R'Us. "I want to follow someone without their permission needed and see what they do with their life. But I'm so screwed up that I'll update my twitter in hopes that people will stalk me too."

Nobody talks to each other on twitter. They just stalk and try to talk to Shaq. Or advertise their company. Or sell their body. Or pretend they care about you by having their staff make Barack Obama's twitter "follow" you. It's really, genuinely creepy.

[Hatchet Warrior]

Because the only people who use twitter are, quite literally, stalkers. That site is Stalkers'R'Us. "I want to follow someone without their permission needed and see what they do with their life. But I'm so screwed up that I'll update my twitter in hopes that people will stalk me too."

Nobody talks to each other on twitter. They just stalk and try to talk to Shaq. Or advertise their company. Or sell their body. Or pretend they care about you by having their staff make Barack Obama's twitter "follow" you. It's really, genuinely creepy.

We don't already have that happening here?

[meat.eater]

Well, for you guys... I guess.

I get to see everything that anybody ever does. :)

[Commander_Turd]

This guy has serious mental problems. Worse than Butch... Wtf?

[Wizzy`]

The Fairplay WILL RULE TAO!!!

[ponefish]

apparently bad spelling and grammar... :dry:

[kosjeyr]

or its a type-o as so is this ( i wll shooot the perzonz who wrote thys) and thats and exaple but i wont kill myself im not suicidal like some people in our world.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Because the only people who use twitter are, quite literally, stalkers. That site is Stalkers'R'Us. "I want to follow someone without their permission needed and see what they do with their life. But I'm so screwed up that I'll update my twitter in hopes that people will stalk me too."

Nobody talks to each other on twitter. They just stalk and try to talk to Shaq. Or advertise their company. Or sell their body. Or pretend they care about you by having their staff make Barack Obama's twitter "follow" you. It's really, genuinely creepy.

People need their internet-attention, it's obvious you don't get enough internet stalking so, if I must, I'll oblige.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go hide in some random bushes around your home.

[The Butcher]

This guy has serious mental problems. Worse than Butch... Wtf?

I almost laughed, but then I didn't.

In fact I didn't almost laugh either, I just didn't.

[MokoToko]

People need their internet-attention, it's obvious you don't get enough internet stalking so, if I must, I'll oblige.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go hide in some random bushes around your home.

Isn't that real stalking?

[kosjeyr]

kind of cuz hes looking at what you do where you live and when you enter and exit your house

[The Cheat]

I forgot who the fairplay was.

I know the account was made to mock me back in the day.

I think it was either wizzy or dirka.

But now I am not sure. Any one know? I forgot who it was.

[I Just Ownd You]

Stalkers'R'Us?
I think i've see one of those down in Florida...

[ArcPaladinZero]

Isn't that real stalking?

I just want to make him feel extra special.

[The Cheat]

I will admit,

I don't get twitter. What is the point of it?

[MokoToko]

I just want to make him feel extra special.

I hope you like restraining orders!

I will admit,

I don't get twitter. What is the point of it?

Stalking....DUH

[Ol' Time]

am i on tao or myspace????

Someone please answer Im a bit confused too....

[The AIDS Virus]

Because the only people who use twitter are, quite literally, stalkers. That site is Stalkers'R'Us. "I want to follow someone without their permission needed and see what they do with their life. But I'm so screwed up that I'll update my twitter in hopes that people will stalk me too."

Nobody talks to each other on twitter. They just stalk and try to talk to Shaq. Or advertise their company. Or sell their body. Or pretend they care about you by having their staff make Barack Obama's twitter "follow" you. It's really, genuinely creepy.

Puh-lease. I can find out so much more with Facebook. Twitter just helps.
I will admit,

I don't get twitter. What is the point of it?

"It's the answer to the problem we didn't know we had until I invented the answer." -Stephen Colbert

Someone please answer Im a bit confused too....

Wikipedia nubs.

[Medemia]

Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler? He was a good friend of mine...

[ArcPaladinZero]

I hope you like restraining orders!

The good thing about a nice 200 yard restraining order is you can stand directly across the street on the sidewalk from his house and legally observe, our good friend meat, all day long... and night... and through the pouring rain. Whatever is necessary.

[Godmic18]

am i on tao or myspace????

No no y'all. He's got a point.

You have no idea how many friend requests I get from Dirka's bots daily. And I'm assuming there are awful ads here as well. (Thank god for adblock!) Then there's the 15 bagillion stupid-ass groups with no real way of knowing if there are new messages other than checking each one once a month. Oh, and there's rep here which is just a way to kiss ass, thousands of smilies and the grammatical finesse of people like zyz.

[Ächilles]

I forgot who the fairplay was.

I know the account was made to mock me back in the day.

I think it was either wizzy or dirka.

But now I am not sure. Any one know? I forgot who it was.

It's not Wizzy or dirka.

Nobody who isn't a mod will figure it out.

Which is why this is hilarious.

[Sinyra]

... says the non mod.... :dry:

;)

[The Cheat]

It's not Wizzy or dirka.

Nobody who isn't a mod will figure it out.

Which is why this is hilarious.

I would really like to know who it is then.

BTW...how do you know who it is?

I say it is Ach.

[007 GOD]

am i on tao or myspace????

Top of the morning to you sir.

[kosjeyr]

ok thats like the 80th time i heard dirka... who is that?

[Sinyra]

dirka= hookah

old tao player.
pretends he has bots on the forums.
has alt accounts.

[Knight~of~Honor]

you happened to these forums. and its not myspace or anyother social networking

EDIT: directed at maker of this thread

[007 GOD]

dirka= hookah

old tao player.
pretends he has bots on the forums.
has alt accounts.

Says the naughty librarian.

[The Fairplay]

It's not Wizzy or dirka.

Nobody who isn't a mod will figure it out.

Which is why this is hilarious.



u dont no nuthin


how do i look at my homepage on here??????

[007 GOD]

Why does everyone think he said he knew? He didnt, read what he said. He is saying we can all guess, but unless we can see see his IP(Which nobody who isnt a mod will see), then we can figure it out. and who says its somebody on a sec acc? This person was registered in 2005.

[kosjeyr]

dont you just hate spammers?

[The Fairplay]

Fuck off?



apologize or i will report that nd have u banned

[007 GOD]

Report me. I didnt direct that towards anyone in general. I just said it. And you quoted it. Cry me a river lil guy...

[The Fairplay]

Report me. I didnt direct that towards anyone in general. I just said it. And you quoted it. Cry me a river lil guy...



dusnt matter who u sed it 2 or not its not pg-13

[Sinyra]

just change it bond. i'd rather have you around then gone for a silly word.

[007 GOD]

changed. and he is still a tool.

[The Fairplay]

changed. and he is still a tool.


thats wut i thought

pwned

[savanna]

Foreplay
SHHHHHHHHH

[shurtugal]

am i on tao or myspace????

You came online.

[Wizzy`]

I miss The Fairplay. :(