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Desphae
04-10-2009, 10:42 PM
MJ

NAME: Michael Jackson
MAX HIT: 99
SPECIAL ATTACK: child rape
Mj will rape a random unit on the battlefield. If this unit is on MJ's team, it will gain infinite power. If it's on the enemy's team, they'll die.
wait: 0 turns
SPECIAL ATTACK 2: ronald team-up
Mj can team up with Ronald McDonald to have a more effective child rape.
wait:0 turns

PLAIN ATTACK:
bitchslap: always does 37.419392

savanna
04-10-2009, 10:49 PM
if this is supposed to be funny
you missed your target.
please use this section for real unit ideas.

dr docter
04-11-2009, 04:54 AM
your a lame excuse of being funny

Josh Glenwell
04-11-2009, 01:12 PM
MJ

NAME: Michael Jackson
MAX HIT: 99
SPECIAL ATTACK: child rape
Mj will rape a random unit on the battlefield. If this unit is on MJ's team, it will gain infinite power. If it's on the enemy's team, they'll die.
wait: 0 turns
SPECIAL ATTACK 2: ronald team-up
Mj can team up with Ronald McDonald to have a more effective child rape.
wait:0 turns

PLAIN ATTACK:
bitchslap: always does 37.419392

You fail.

HierophantNexus
04-11-2009, 09:55 PM
Sheesh

How about less nastiness towards Desphae

Kyir
04-11-2009, 10:41 PM
This has never been done before?

Morning Star
04-12-2009, 07:58 AM
MJ

NAME: Michael Jackson
MAX HIT: 99
SPECIAL ATTACK: child rape
Mj will rape a random unit on the battlefield. If this unit is on MJ's team, it will gain infinite power. If it's on the enemy's team, they'll die.
wait: 0 turns
SPECIAL ATTACK 2: ronald team-up
Mj can team up with Ronald McDonald to have a more effective child rape.
wait:0 turns

PLAIN ATTACK:
bitchslap: always does 37.419392

Glad to see people like this are green repped in the community...:dry:

Liquid Swordsman
04-12-2009, 09:17 AM
My Danny Bonnaduci will beat the shit out of your MJ. Unfortunately after he kills a unit he takes his own life.