Michael Jackson... dead at the age of 50? [Archive]

endless

06-25-2009, 05:14 PM

At least thats what TMZ is reporting:

We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

I'm just shocked.. he really was the king of pop. R.I.P.

Discuss...

R G

06-25-2009, 05:17 PM

Bastard I was gonna post the same thing....I can't believe it.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/pop-star-michael-jackson-dead-report/24333?nc

He was quite a stange guy, but I must confess I still like his music.....there I said it....I like his music.

Big week in famous deaths....Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMann this week too.

The Anti

06-25-2009, 05:19 PM

Very tough day and week for Hollywood, no doubt. Although it's TMZ reporting this..who knows the validity of it.

Godmic18

06-25-2009, 05:21 PM

He's not confirmed dead. TMZ is shit news.

EDIT: Confirmed he's in a coma via CNN.

endless

06-25-2009, 05:23 PM

MSN, and LA Times are repoting that he is in a Coma, but TMZ reported that he was dead when the paramedics arrived. So still waiting on some type of confirmation.

EDIT:Being confirmed for the news sources out here in LA that he has passed. Died at UCLA medical center.

R G

06-25-2009, 05:26 PM

LA Times and CBS are reporting that he is dead now...

endless

06-25-2009, 05:28 PM

And now confirmed by LA times. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

Godmic18

06-25-2009, 05:43 PM

Farewell, King of Pop. No one will ever trump you.

endless

06-25-2009, 05:44 PM

I still can't beleive he passed away.. one of my favorite artists of all time. Was truly the best thing to come out of the 80's music wise. A legend in the music industry. Just amazing to hear that he is gone...

Coffin Fedder

06-25-2009, 05:45 PM

Very tough day and week for Hollywood, no doubt. Although it's TMZ reporting this..who knows the validity of it.

Fox even confirmed it, It's on MSN.com. So, I think it's pretty believe at the moment. Hard to beileve of all the people he died, I mean. Really, Little Mikey!

Medemia

06-25-2009, 05:52 PM

I know the body is not even cold yet, but how much will his death affect people's perception of him and how much of the suspicions of pedophilia affect people's perceptions the other way? Will people forgive him in death?

Kyir

06-25-2009, 05:52 PM

At least now the children of the world will be safe.

I feel no sympathy for him.

FreddyAdu23

06-25-2009, 05:52 PM

Wow....

Thats shocking, and wasn't he about to go on tour?

The Anti

06-25-2009, 06:02 PM

Fox even confirmed it, It's on MSN.com. So, I think it's pretty believe at the moment. Hard to beileve of all the people he died, I mean. Really, Little Mikey!

Well yeah, now I completely believe it. At first when only TMZ had released info, I was a little suspicious.

RIP.

The Butcher

06-25-2009, 06:03 PM

He was an amazing artist, still a huge fan till this day. I wish he would be remembered for the amazing groundbreaking impact he made on music, and not for the allegations of being a pedophille.

It's a shame.

R.I.P.

I MaFiA I

06-25-2009, 06:15 PM

At least now the children of the world will be safe.

I feel no sympathy for him.

This.

ScytheMan

06-25-2009, 06:17 PM

They say it happens in 3's. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. RIP all.

I guess no /b/ tonight, it will be full of "goodnight sweet prince" threads.

shurtugal

06-25-2009, 06:18 PM

Made some good music, unfortionatly :(

I MaFiA I

06-25-2009, 06:19 PM

They say it happens in 3's. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. RIP all.

I guess no /b/ tonight, it will be full of "goodnight sweet prince" threads.

No misc for me, for the EXACT same reason.

bloodreign

06-25-2009, 06:27 PM

It was his plastic dummy for goodness sakes, his plastic face threw them off.

BTW LOU FERRIGNO (aka incredible hulk) might have killed him via strenous training... wonder if there is going to be any toxicology reports.. heart attacks can be caused by drugs/overexertion....or running after 8 year old boys...

Too bad he died i feel sorry for his kidds, never realy knowing their daddy.

ScytheMan

06-25-2009, 06:28 PM

Made some good music, unfortionatly :(

Ok first of all... unfortunately was just butchered.

Secondly, why unfortunately? "God it really sucks that he made music I would listen to somewhat often and enjoy."

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 06:32 PM

Although he is the king of pop, good riddance. The world is a safer place for children.

Although he may not have killed them, he's ruined lives with his "jesus juice".

Sinyra

06-25-2009, 06:36 PM

:( his poor children. i'm listening to him right now.

Medemia

06-25-2009, 06:46 PM

On a related note Sinyra, could you say his poor kids because he was their father in the first place an the chances that he did something to them is high since, if someone is going to do this to other kids, he'll probably do it to his kids too? Now I know there is no evidence to this and know it may not have happened, but would you be surprised if the Jackson kids came out later and said that daddy fooled around with them?
Kids have no choice in who their father is, but more importantly, kids are resilient and can recover from bad situations better than most adults can. Here's hoping they rebound right.

_Thunder_

06-25-2009, 06:52 PM

Karma bit his ass in the heart. GG.

endless

06-25-2009, 06:52 PM

bdog1321

06-25-2009, 06:55 PM

BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ALIVE HOURS BEFORE HE DIED. I blame bush.

_Thunder_

06-25-2009, 06:55 PM

I'm really disappointed in the comments.. but i kinda expected it.

Can we please just keep the comments to remembrance? I mean seriously who doesn't own, or at least have a parent that owns the thriller album. We lost someone with a huge amount of talent...

He touched little kids. But he did make thriller. It does not balance out, but thriller helps.

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 06:56 PM

I'm really disappointed in the comments.. but i kinda expected it.

Can we please just keep the comments to remembrance? I mean seriously who doesn't own, or at least have a parent that owns the thriller album. We lost someone with a huge amount of talent...

Rememberence...

I remember he molested children.

I remember he gave kids wine (jesus juice).

I remember he went bankrupt settling lawsuits out of court to prevent himself going to jail.

Good ol' Michael Jackson. R.I.H.

Sinyra

06-25-2009, 06:56 PM

Med,:
yes i could and do. I do not know the particulars in that case and if that is true, that is terrible. however, losing a father, regardless of how bad, is never easy. and since they didn't have a stable family in the first place, yes, i say poor kids. having sympathy for a loss does not mean i support or even like the person lost.

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-25-2009, 06:57 PM

My life is no different now that he is dead.

He had his moments, but he's been washed up and whacked out for far too long to care.

Well, condolences to his family, eh. RIP.

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-25-2009, 06:58 PM

endless

06-25-2009, 07:01 PM

Rememberence...

I remember he molested children.

I remember he gave kids wine (jesus juice).

I remember he went bankrupt settling lawsuits out of court to prevent himself going to jail.

Good ol' Michael Jackson. R.I.H.

Did he touch you? Really? He did? Wow.. he didn't? You're talking out of your ass? Wow..

Just move to the next thread HK, theres plenty of other things to to rip on...

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 07:01 PM

My parents always gave me wine.

First off, that's your parent's decision to make, and no one elses. Secondly, they didn't touch you afterward, now did they?

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 07:02 PM

Did he touch you? Really? He did? Wow.. he didn't? You're talking out of your ass? Wow..

Just move to the next thread HK, theres plenty of other things to to rip on...

He didn't have to touch me... it's common knowledge he was a pedophile, and any MJ fan who doesn't believe that is in denial, not to mention as insane as he was.

Oh hey, I forgot... let me hang my newborn out of a balcony... that's really safe!

Sinyra

06-25-2009, 07:03 PM

just cause:

Thriller- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-25-2009, 07:07 PM

First off, that's your parent's decision to make, and no one elses. Secondly, they didn't touch you afterward, now did they?

MJ was acquitted on all charges.

He's crazy, but I don't think he's a molester.

ExpectDeath

06-25-2009, 07:44 PM

Goodnight sweet prince.

Josh Glenwell

06-25-2009, 07:48 PM

Thousands have to be crying..

Michael Jackson was an icon..A legend...

R.I.P

R G

06-25-2009, 07:49 PM

MJ was acquitted on all charges.

He's crazy, but I don't think he's a molester.

So what he was acquitted....It doesn't mean he didn't do it nor does it mean he did. Hell I still think OJ sliced and diced his love too....the glove didn't fit though so they had to aquit.:(

There was way too much evidence pointing to the fact that he did though in my mind.....to me he was a molester, but one hell of an artist.

Serge

06-25-2009, 07:51 PM

He was also insane because of the abuse he suffered as a kid. I've only ever felt pity for him, not anger. This is what fame does to people, it destroys them. I hope people can remember him for the good he did.

Even though I'm not religious, I like that one part of the lord's prayer, I think it is, about forgiving those who trespass against us. It makes you a happier person if you remember good things instead of bad.

Josh Glenwell

06-25-2009, 07:54 PM

He didn't have to touch me... it's common knowledge he was a pedophile, and any MJ fan who doesn't believe that is in denial, not to mention as insane as he was.

Oh hey, I forgot... let me hang my newborn out of a balcony... that's really safe!

[QUOTE=Hatchet Klown;1696347]Rememberence...

I remember he molested children.

He wasn't convicted of this now wasn't he? ( *signs* i know just because he got off doesn't mean he was sick person, personal problems don't matter at this point. Dude was a great entertainer. Am I right? )

Wizzy`

06-25-2009, 08:32 PM

I teared up when Steve Irwin died. (seriously)

Michael Jackson is meh.

_Thunder_

06-25-2009, 08:32 PM

Who deleted my post? Anyway, karma bit him in the heart. GG.

Babyphat

06-25-2009, 08:37 PM

Well that sucks. I heard it was something with the heart.

I wonder if the kids that accused him will rejoice in the streets now? Or something entertaining like that?!! Maybe a parade...

The Butcher

06-25-2009, 08:38 PM

I'm really disappointed in the comments.. but i kinda expected it.

Agreed

burnout-278

06-25-2009, 08:45 PM

i always felt bad for him, him and his siblings were beat by their dad but Micheal being the most famous means he got the worst of it, which is why he was the most messed up. now it doesn't forgive wat he may have done bu any means, but i beleive you shouldnt insult the dead till they are in the ground for at least a month. so for now all i have to say is R.I.P Micheal Jackson no one in my family owned any of your music.

Babyphat

06-25-2009, 08:47 PM

Wow youtube was quick to remember him ;(

Wizzy`

06-25-2009, 09:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAJqgeeJf4

I like that video, a lot.

3:40 is my favorite part. :p

Liquid Swordsman

06-25-2009, 09:01 PM

The dude was nucking futs. He didn't deserve to die but I don't have much sympathy.

The Butcher

06-25-2009, 09:14 PM

I know Thriller is the greatest music video of all time (statistically) but..

Smooth Criminal is pretty high up there. It's just a classic. I enjoy watching it more then Thriller.

Liquid Swordsman

06-25-2009, 09:17 PM

Him flicking the quarter into the machine is pretty epic,

The Butcher

06-25-2009, 09:19 PM

Him flicking the quarter into the machine is pretty epic,

And the part where they are all rolling dice

And when he leans w/o falling

/goes to youtube

Wizzy`

06-25-2009, 09:21 PM

Smooth Criminal is pretty high up there. It's just a classic. I enjoy watching it more then Thriller.

That's another one of my favorite songs/videos by him.

And the part where they are all rolling dice

And when he leans w/o falling

/goes to youtube

Don't forget he explodes a cueball in his hand.

I MaFiA I

06-25-2009, 09:23 PM

The dude was nucking futs. He didn't deserve to die but I don't have much sympathy.

If you're religious, you can never tell when someone is supposed to die, it's God's decision and his only.

If you're not, you have our wonderful government to decide when someone is supposed to die. Or nature, or a lunatic with a snub-nose.

Either way, it's really no point in saying "He didn't deserve to die", as it isn't your place.

Another thing is people discussing whether they have sympathy for the person that passed. I seriously doubt he gives a shit, or can give a shit if you care. He's dead, I doubt he's looking for sympathy.

In case you're wondering my purpose of writing this, one of my pet peeves is when people do or say things that are just pointless, redundant, or incoherent. Expressing sympathy (or lack thereof) for a dead person is pointless, and it really isn't our place to say whether or not someone deserves to die.

On another note,

I realize that some people like to negate Michael's wrongdoings with the fact that he was abused as a child. This really only works in the mind of a delusional person, but I'll treat it as a valid argument. The reason why I don't accept it as an excuse is because the man was clearly sane enough to walk around freely in the world or else he would have been institutionalized. Therefore, he was deemed sane, and mature enough to make adult decisions and live on his own. With that said, the man clearly knew that putting thing's in the rectum of a child is NOT ok, and neither is serving alcoholic beverage to little boy's. I also would rather him dead than alive, and any other person who touches little children.

My 2 cents.

Liquid Swordsman

06-25-2009, 09:24 PM

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 09:28 PM

Who deleted my post? Anyway, karma bit him in the heart. GG.

You stole that! I got that on my facebook update like 30 minutes after he died.

Anyway, I thought he was faking it to try to gain access into the children's hospital.

That was no heart attack. MJ choked to death on a small weiner.

Looks like Michael couldn't "beat it".

Too soon? :rolleyes:

I MaFiA I

06-25-2009, 09:32 PM

No.

Good thing that makes sense :rolleyes:

007 GOD

06-25-2009, 09:41 PM

All scams and everything aside. He was truely the king of pop. He will be missed. I really feel bad for the three kids in all this. Any idea what will happen with them?

Jeffery

06-25-2009, 09:45 PM

Most likely they will inherit his multi-million dollar estate, and be well taken care of.

Hatchet Klown

06-25-2009, 09:47 PM

Most likely they will inherit his multi-million dollar estate, and be well taken care of.

He doesn't have as much money as one would think. The last few years he was pretty much broke according to reports I've seen. Hard to believe considering he's sold 750 million records.

Who knows, the value of the estate will be released in due time.

007 GOD

06-25-2009, 09:50 PM

Ya, I heard someone that michael "beat it" into a tube and then impregnated a lady artificially. Not sure if that was all 3 kids, or just one. And I know there was a connection between him and her, but not sure of that either.

I apologize for the shitty jackson joke. worth a shot. lemme be the first to say /fail.

ExpectDeath

06-25-2009, 10:19 PM

Most likely they will inherit his multi-million dollar estate, and be well taken care of.

CNN reported him being in debt $500,000,000.

Wizzy`

06-25-2009, 10:29 PM

CNN reported him being in debt $500,000,000.

:eek:

I knew he was hurting..but wow.

Geico Gecko Jr.

06-25-2009, 11:38 PM

R.i.p mj

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-25-2009, 11:45 PM

If you're religious, you can never tell when someone is supposed to die, it's God's decision and his only.

If you're not, you have our wonderful government to decide when someone is supposed to die. Or nature, or a lunatic with a snub-nose.

Either way, it's really no point in saying "He didn't deserve to die", as it isn't your place.

Another thing is people discussing whether they have sympathy for the person that passed. I seriously doubt he gives a shit, or can give a shit if you care. He's dead, I doubt he's looking for sympathy.

In case you're wondering my purpose of writing this, one of my pet peeves is when people do or say things that are just pointless, redundant, or incoherent. Expressing sympathy (or lack thereof) for a dead person is pointless, and it really isn't our place to say whether or not someone deserves to die.

My 2 cents.

Uh, what? Government decides people's fate?

And LS can say what he want, and he will. He doesn't need to listen to YOUR incoherent, redundant, pointless, preaching from god knows where. Go crash your car you self-righteous asshole. Since when do you have respect for life or destiny anyway? Unless you believe it's your destiny to burn alive in a high-speed car wreck, I'd shove it.

Jeffery

06-26-2009, 12:04 AM

CNN reported him being in debt $500,000,000.
How much do you think the rights to his Music and such are worth though? You ever wonder why someone supposedly that deep in debt still lived in lavish estates all over the world?

Trust me, those kids will never want for anything.

meat.eater

06-26-2009, 12:58 AM

Who gets the rights to the Beatles songs, now?

I MaFiA I

06-26-2009, 03:41 AM

Uh, what? Government decides people's fate?

And LS can say what he want, and he will. He doesn't need to listen to YOUR incoherent, redundant, pointless, preaching from god knows where. Go crash your car you self-righteous asshole. Since when do you have respect for life or destiny anyway? Unless you believe it's your destiny to burn alive in a high-speed car wreck, I'd shove it.

I was being sarcastic about the government, because they have the power to give out the death penalty. The rest is nonsense blabbering and I wont warrant it with a response.

trugreatness20

06-26-2009, 04:10 AM

Who gets the rights to the Beatles songs, now?

Yoko.

Zander

06-26-2009, 05:42 AM

I was being sarcastic
So what you're telling me is you were lying.

I MaFiA I

06-26-2009, 06:03 AM

So what you're telling me is you were lying.

I hope you're joking.

Merdoc.

06-26-2009, 06:16 AM

Xiahou Dun

06-26-2009, 06:26 AM

How much do you think the rights to his Music and such are worth though? You ever wonder why someone supposedly that deep in debt still lived in lavish estates all over the world?

Trust me, those kids will never want for anything.

Don't forget Jackson also owned publishing rights to the music of The Beatles. I think they still make a few bob here and there. Jacksons kids will live much the same multi millionaire lives they always have. And if the more extreme sides of the media is to be believed they may even live better lives nowadays.

Take a Look

06-26-2009, 07:38 AM

R.i.p.

Hatchet Klown

06-26-2009, 07:42 AM

B.I.H.

Fixed.

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 07:53 AM

So what you're telling me is you were lying.

I saw what you did there.

9/10

Hoolwath

06-26-2009, 07:59 AM

Didlididlidi!

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 08:03 AM

Didlididlidi!

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/318/reviews/943117_20071115_embed001.jpg

FTW

Number_one

06-26-2009, 08:26 AM

Who cares?

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 08:37 AM

Who cares?

Obviously endless does. He made the thread right?

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-26-2009, 08:39 AM

Obviously endless does. He made the thread right?

Right.

Woodland

06-26-2009, 08:49 AM

I still believe Elvis had a more memorable death...

But MJ made decent music, that's morely it. As a person, everyone knew how he was.

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 08:51 AM

I still believe Elvis had a more memorable death...

But MJ made decent music, that's morely it. As a person, everyone knew how he was.

I'm assuming it's going to be the same cause of death as Heath Ledger, an accidential overdose of anxiety meds.

He's been on those meds for a long time.

Memnarch

06-26-2009, 08:55 AM

Being that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, would he be melted down and made into legos so that little kids could play with HIM for change?

Too soon?

High Heat

06-26-2009, 09:53 AM

I know Thriller is the greatest music video of all time (statistically) but..

Smooth Criminal is pretty high up there. It's just a classic. I enjoy watching it more then Thriller.

Agree.

No one made videos like him. No one. And Smooth Criminal might be my favorite too. Smooth Criminal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU) ("the lean" is at 7:15)

This clip is classic too (and it's probably my favorite of his songs): Billie Jean (Motown 25th Anniversary Special) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15SxqqwF63U&feature=related)

Liquid Swordsman

06-26-2009, 09:59 AM

Him dieing is a lot less sad than the turn of events that happened in his life in the last few years. Watching the old Billy Jean video makes me so nostalgic.

Lord Kalamady

06-26-2009, 10:12 AM

having sympathy for a loss does not mean i support or even like the person lost.

Exactly.

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 10:22 AM

Agree.

No one made videos like him. No one. And Smooth Criminal might be my favorite too. Smooth Criminal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU) ("the lean" is at 7:15)

This clip is classic too (and it's probably my favorite of his songs): Billie Jean (Motown 25th Anniversary Special) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15SxqqwF63U&feature=related)

Wow, how could i forget him spinning around, grabbing the cue ball, crushing it, then blowing it in dudes face.

Epic.

ExpectDeath

06-26-2009, 11:09 AM

The Hand

06-26-2009, 11:24 AM

He was wierd...but you have to give him credit for being a major influence in music.

Godmic18

06-26-2009, 11:37 AM

Every time he does the lean, the coat flick, or the moonwalk in circles, I get chills. The guy was amazing. He better drop his new album in stores from heaven!

kegsworth

06-26-2009, 01:33 PM

Since he was 99% plastic, I say they melt him down and turn him into legos so children can play with him for a change.

:dry:

Poop Slinger

06-26-2009, 01:41 PM

the beauty is they don't even have to do too much work to stand him up in wax museum.

And anyone missing any of the good ones.. a website for you all..

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

savanna

06-26-2009, 01:44 PM

His death marks the end of an era..

Poop Slinger

06-26-2009, 01:55 PM

No don't worry there are still Catholic Priests... Child molestation will continue.. it just won't be as popularized...

savanna

06-26-2009, 02:07 PM

That was not the childlike reference i was trying to make.

I MaFiA I

06-26-2009, 02:16 PM

No don't worry there are still Catholic Priests... Child molestation will continue.. it just won't be as popularized...

LOL sarcasm at it's finest.

Hatchet Klown

06-26-2009, 02:16 PM

Before Farrah Faucet died, she made a dying wish... that all the children of the world live in peace and safety. God granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

Too soon?

The Butcher

06-26-2009, 02:32 PM

Being that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, would he be melted down and made into legos so that little kids could play with HIM for change?

Too soon?
Since he was 99% plastic, I say they melt him down and turn him into legos so children can play with him for a change.

:dry:

Epic fail, kegsworth.

Hatchet Klown

06-26-2009, 02:56 PM

Why is Michael Jackson pissed he died before 3:15? He wanted the big hand to touch the little hand one more time.

Still too soon?

Liquid Swordsman

06-26-2009, 03:06 PM

It's not too soon...it's just not funny. I'm not saying you can't make a good MJ joke but I've yet to see one.

mantis33

06-26-2009, 08:53 PM

He died of food poisoning from eating 11 year old nuts.

Not too soon.

menace

06-26-2009, 10:24 PM

http://i39.tinypic.com/jqgkxu.jpg

All hail lord Kira!

I MaFiA I

06-27-2009, 01:20 AM

http://i39.tinypic.com/jqgkxu.jpg

All hail lord Kira!

I feel like a nerd for understanding this joke, and even worse for laughing at it.

DOCTOR DEVICE

06-27-2009, 01:58 AM

someone explain.

I MaFiA I

06-27-2009, 02:01 AM

someone explain.

The comic strip is from the manga "Death Note". The protagonist (Kira) writes names in a book. The name of the person written in the book dies.

I'm pretty sure you can get it from there.

meat.eater

06-27-2009, 03:12 AM

Yoko.

Really? I figured it would have been Paul.

There's evidence that says he may have commited suicide.

Wizzy`

06-27-2009, 10:57 AM

Really? I figured it would have been Paul.

There's evidence that says he may have commited suicide.

His house doctor had something to do with it.

Wizzy`

06-27-2009, 06:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzMsIcp6fI

<_<

Babyphat

06-27-2009, 06:55 PM

Yoko.

I hope not.

meat.eater

06-29-2009, 02:46 AM

I have a new favorite that just beat the Lego joke:

Q: What's the difference between the Moonwalk and Michael Jackson?
A: The moonwalk is a dance and Michael Jackson raped little boys.

Blexican

06-29-2009, 03:04 AM

That one just rolls off the tongue...

bdog1321

06-29-2009, 06:41 AM

Cool story. I'm on my phone and i saw jackson and i thought it was samuel. But it wasn't. Yeah. So apparently the king of pop died from a heart attack. Sadly, he just could not Beat It.

Medemia

06-29-2009, 02:54 PM

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5329/neg.gif

Now I know there is no evidence to this and know it may not have happened, but would you be surprised if the Jackson kids came out later and said that daddy fooled around with them?

Ah, the intellectual The Cheat comes back with a vengeance. You don't like what I say so you hope someone beats me up. I love how mature you are. Anyway, because the charges never stuck doesn't mean it didn't happen, just that a group of 12 starstruck jurors let another case of celebrity justice occur. Do we know without a doubt that he piddled little boys? No. The circumstantial evidence surrounding the accusations though make a pretty good case that anyone but the stalks of broccoli that were on his jury would have seen.
Even if he never touched anyone inappropriately, the fact that he put himself in those types of situations was incredibly stupid. The Jesus Juice, the spending the night in the same bed with those kids, the alarm systems -- if they weren't for what they were for, they were sure stupid to do because the mere accusation is enough to destroy most people, let less someone seen as eccentric as Jackson.

I hope someone comes and pats you on the head someday as a condolence for being the Cheat. Oh yeah, thanks for confirming my good day with your neg :)

serg

06-29-2009, 04:03 PM

Interesting watch: Living with Michael Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RDCDLLIm8)

Medemia

06-29-2009, 05:57 PM

You see i dont agree with the cheat hes a bitter kid who needs to grow up still.

But what gets me is taht you fucks have NO idea what you're talking about. We're you at the hearings? I mean seriously? QUIT TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS.

You know, it must be fun making an ass out of yourself.

My former pastor was a pastor in Carpinteria, California. He was good friends with the prosecuting attorney. The character assassination that man went through is what is the shame. He did not have a personal vendetta against Michael Jackson. He had mountains of evidence. It was celebrity justice. So, through second hand information, yeah, I know some about the trial.

Of course, going after someone who is seen as a media darling and hero to many because of his musical ability and not the strength of character is going to stir up feelings of personal attack. Did I like his music? Yeah, it was fun. Did I like him as a human being? No. He was a sick individual, some through his own choice, some through the bummer of an upbringing he had where he was never allowed to be a kid and reverted back in unhealthy ways.

mushroom_girl

07-02-2009, 01:26 AM

Interesting watch: Living with Michael Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RDCDLLIm8)

Martin Bashir is kind of a jerk. It is easy to manipulate the way a person presents themselves thanks to film editing. I read somewhere that there was a ton of footage that was not added in, including an accusing family member praising Michael Jackson for all he did for their son. I think FOX actually aired footage of the unedited interviews from a second camera that Michael had follow Bashir and him around with. Rather smart move on his part.

Michael Jackson was a VERY strange person, no doubt about it. I don't feel like he actually molested any children though, or the children's parents would want him in jail more than anything, and wouldn't settle out of court.

I feel he had a disturbed childhood, and it messed him up in the head a bit. He was a very naive man, and trusted people too much, which is what caused him to end up being accused of child molestation in the first place. He thought that he could open up his home to children and not be looked upon with suspicion. He thought that people wouldn't manipulate him to get his money. He just didn't seem like an awful person. He missed out on a childhood and experienced a lot of things that no 5 year old should have. I'm not saying he's a saint or role model, because the man obviously had some screws loose. But I don't think he was THAT twisted.

All the news channels won't shut up about how great he was, but years ago they wanted him hung. They wanted to watch him fall and crumble, and it disgusts me to see them now praising him so much. It's probably the pressure put on by the media that caused him to become addicted to drugs.

The man's a creative genius. His music videos were even revolutionary. There's no denying that. To the music industry and fans, he will be missed.

EDIT: Found his "rebuttal video" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvhwWDCV9Bo

Lex

07-02-2009, 01:55 AM

Has anyone else completely stopped giving a shit about Michael Jackson? TBH all this michael jackson crap is starting to piss me off. He's dead K. Lots of people die, he's not Jesus Christ, people.

Kyir

07-02-2009, 02:16 AM

Hugh Junit

07-02-2009, 02:30 AM

Has anyone else completely stopped giving a shit about Michael Jackson? TBH all this michael jackson crap is starting to piss me off. He's dead K. Lots of people die, he's not Jesus Christ, people.

Well, for starters, you're sixteeen. Micheal Jackson was definitely in his prime long before you're time.
I get it. It doesn't mean anything to you. Doesn't really mean anything to me, either, but I can at least understand that his death is kind of a big deal, because I remember when Micheal Jackson was literally the biggest star on the planet. No one else was even close.
This was when he was still a young, black, male human. Not an old, white, female alien.
You're sick and tired of it already? I've got new for ya, Lex. People are going to be talking about Micheal Jackson's death for a long time. He's the perfect combination of super huge, super rich, super weird, super controversial, super influencial celebrity who died mysteriously and unexpectedly. Ever hear of Elvis? Think people will ever stop talking about him?
Relax, buddy.
:cool:

Kyir

07-02-2009, 02:35 AM

Well, for starters, you're sixteeen. Micheal Jackson was definitely in his prime long before you're time.
I get it. It doesn't mean anything to you. Doesn't really mean anything to me, either, but I can at least understand that his death is kind of a big deal, because I remember when Micheal Jackson was literally the biggest star on the planet. No one else was even close.
This was when he was still a young, black, male human. Not an old, white, female alien.
You're sick and tired of it already? I've got new for ya, Lex. People are going to be talking about Micheal Jackson's death for a long time. He's the perfect combination of super huge, super rich, super influencial celebrity who died mysteriously and unexpectedly. Ever hear of Elvis? Think people will ever stop talking about him?
Relax, buddy.
:cool:

Speaking of Elvis...

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1699201&postcount=120

Hugh Junit

07-02-2009, 02:39 AM

Sorry, Kyir. I missed that.
Well played.

Kyir

07-02-2009, 02:43 AM

Sorry, Kyir. I missed that.
Well played.

No need to apologize, was just worried that people would miss it.

R G

07-02-2009, 07:38 AM

In honor of Michael Jackson's Legacy Wal-Mart is having a sale!!!

Little Boy's Pants are half off.

**Groan**

Kyir

07-02-2009, 10:01 AM

In honor of Michael Jackson's Legacy Wal-Mart is having a sale!!!

Little Boy's Pants are half off.

**Groan**

I giggled a little, though I think punchline could use a bit more buildup.

Wizzy`

07-02-2009, 03:22 PM

Well, for starters, you're sixteeen.

Lex is 18 thankyouverymuch.

ubah

07-08-2009, 02:34 PM

Dont know if anyone saw this but its hi-fricken-larious dont click if bad words make you cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU

mushroom_girl

07-08-2009, 04:46 PM

R G

07-08-2009, 05:07 PM

Did anyone else cry when his daughter spoke at the end? :(

I was watching it on ABC and hearing Martin Baschir talk about him made me want to blow up ABC studios. What. An. Asshole. That song that ubah posted is made for him more than anyone else.

Not sure what Martin Baschir said, but I did see lil' Parris speak. It certainly made you rethink all the crap you have always heard about him....it was obvious that she loved her dad very much.

Unforgottner

07-08-2009, 08:58 PM

I'll still check his twitter everyday.

The Butcher

07-22-2009, 02:06 PM

Interesting Twist (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/22/jackson.murray.search/index.html)

Murder?!?

R G

07-22-2009, 07:34 PM

He will be convicted of man slaughter no doubt....I thought this from the very moment that they found some precription drugs at his place. I don't necessarily agree though....it takes two to take prescription drugs and one of them is dead.

Maybe take his doctor license away is all that should happen, but to put him in the slammer for this? His business will be ruined and his name is now tarninshed as being the doctor that helped the king of pop to his grave.