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Hatchet Klown
06-28-2009, 02:55 PM
So I need your help, TAO.

What kind of Chinese food should I order? I normally go with General Tso's Chicken or Beef w/Broccoli, but I'm thinking about possibly switching that up.

Ideas please?
bdog1321
06-28-2009, 02:58 PM
PORK FRIED RICE,q
_Thunder_
06-28-2009, 02:59 PM
Orange chicken.
Wizzy`
06-28-2009, 02:59 PM
I'd say stick with the regular. :cool:
Nightmarez
06-28-2009, 03:02 PM
Pizza pizza pizza!!!!
Wizzy`
06-28-2009, 03:03 PM
Pizza pizza pizza!!!!

Dude. gtfo the Chinese food thread.
Hatchet Klown
06-28-2009, 03:06 PM
Orange chicken.

Never had it. The hell is in Orange Chicken?
Nightmarez
06-28-2009, 03:10 PM
Dude. gtfo the Chinese food thread.

Pizza is totally chinese. Just say Pizza in a chinese accent. It totally flows.
Hatchet Klown
06-28-2009, 03:11 PM
Pizza is totally chinese. Just say Pizza in a chinese accent. It totally flows.

Pizza is a Friday thing. It's Chinese Sunday, broski!
John Jay.
06-28-2009, 03:14 PM
Oh my. This is a serious dilemma? I thought it was going to be a hoes vs bros thingy. :rolleyes:

Anyway, my personal favorite is chicken with garlic sauce. It has mixed vegetables and a little spicy. However, if you are a meat.eater, you should stick with general tso's chicken (and any of it's variations) or sweet and sour chicken (and any of it's variations) because they offer the most meat.

And don't limit yourself to just two things. Try out others, like mei fun (angel hair), lo mein, etc. Don't ever get chow mein. I don't think you will like it. :)

Edit: Some places may differ. Orange chicken is pretty much general tso's chicken added orange peels or whatever to get a little bit of orange flavor to it.
burnout-278
06-28-2009, 03:16 PM
almond boneless chicken
Hugh Junit
06-28-2009, 03:26 PM
Cashew Chicken.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
ScytheMan
06-28-2009, 03:29 PM
Sesame Chicken
Jeffery
06-28-2009, 03:30 PM
Go with the Cat. Seriously better than the dog.
Hatchet Klown
06-28-2009, 03:37 PM
So I went with the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce, and got Fried Dumplings aswell.

I'll let you know how it turns out. :p
The Wild
06-28-2009, 03:38 PM
orange chicken! it's the bomb

or if all else fails, house special fried rice!

EDIT:

fried dumplings is a very good choice :)
John Jay.
06-28-2009, 03:53 PM
So I went with the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce, and got Fried Dumplings aswell.

I'll let you know how it turns out. :p

Ha, you fell into my trap! It is the worst food they serve. The special effect will start after you finish the whole thing. Once it starts, the next couple minutes are going to be the worst time of your life. First, your stomach will expand three times the normal as if it might explode. The urge to throw ensues. Then you will feel an excruciating pain traveling all over your body. Suddenly, the world turns quiet. Exactly three seconds after, you will let off the most gruesome gas that you wouldn't think is possible. The smell is so strong, that it kills off every single living creature (yes that includes transformers) within 5 miles of your location. You will sentence to 2 million years for mass murder!
Wizzy`
06-28-2009, 04:14 PM
Ha, you fell into my trap! It is the worst food they serve. The special effect will start after you finish the whole thing. Once it starts, the next couple minutes are going to be the worst time of your life. First, your stomach will expand three times the normal as if it might explode. The urge to throw ensues. Then you will feel an excruciating pain traveling all over your body. Suddenly, the world turns quiet. Exactly three seconds after, you will let off the most gruesome gas that you wouldn't think is possible. The smell is so strong, that it kills off every single living creature (yes that includes transformers) within 5 miles of your location. You will sentence to 2 million years for mass murder!

Funny, that happens to me after anything I eat from a chinese place.
Jeffery
06-28-2009, 04:23 PM
So I went with the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce, and got Fried Dumplings aswell.

I'll let you know how it turns out. :p
And let us know what you eat an hour from now when you're hungry again.
DOCTOR DEVICE
06-28-2009, 04:26 PM
Wonton or Egg Drop soup.

Chicken Lomein
meat.eater
06-28-2009, 04:27 PM
Pork Lo Mein.
ArcPaladinZero
06-28-2009, 04:38 PM
I pretty much always get Mongolian beef with steamed rice. Yeah, I'm not too exciting.
Snowolf
06-28-2009, 04:41 PM
chicken lo mein
Jeffery
06-28-2009, 04:48 PM
I goto the buffet soI can get everything. :)
Punishment
06-28-2009, 04:59 PM
So I need your help, TAO.

What kind of Chinese food should I order? I normally go with General Tso's Chicken or Beef w/Broccoli, but I'm thinking about possibly switching that up.

Ideas please?

House special.
R G
06-28-2009, 05:47 PM
Never had it. The hell is in Orange Chicken?


Dude you never had the Orange Chicken....kind of like a cross between Sweet and Sour Chicken and General Tzo's Chicken....Kind of a glazed sweet chicken is the best way to describe it.

Not sure if you have a Panda Express in your area, but theirs is really good.

http://www.pandaexpress.com/

Their egg rolls suck ass though.
I MaFiA I
06-28-2009, 06:09 PM
Dude you never had the Orange Chicken....kind of like a cross between Sweet and Sour Chicken and General Tzo's Chicken....Kind of a glazed sweet chicken is the best way to describe it.

Not sure if you have a Panda Express in your area, but theirs is really good.

http://www.pandaexpress.com/

Their egg rolls suck ass though.

Panda Express gives me an erection. There is one next door to my job, I ALWAYS get the orange chicken, general tso chicken, lo mein, and potstickers. Their potstickers are godly.
ScytheMan
06-28-2009, 07:43 PM
So I went with the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce, and got Fried Dumplings aswell.

I'll let you know how it turns out. :p

...How did it turn out?
Dude you never had the Orange Chicken....kind of like a cross between Sweet and Sour Chicken and General Tzo's Chicken....Kind of a glazed sweet chicken is the best way to describe it.

Not sure if you have a Panda Express in your area, but theirs is really good.

http://www.pandaexpress.com/

Their egg rolls suck ass though.

:bad:
T Solo
06-28-2009, 09:06 PM
Mu-Shu chicken.

Orange chicken is good too.
Mongolian
06-28-2009, 09:17 PM
Orange chicken can be very good. But most chinese places in America are mediocre. If your really into freshness and not a pussy, you can switch any of those chicken dishes with tofu. Tofu just takes like anything, but if they actually make it, means it will be fresh cause they have to make it from scratch.
Wizzy`
06-28-2009, 09:38 PM
Orange chicken can be very good. But most chinese places in America are mediocre. If your really into freshness and not a pussy, you can switch any of those chicken dishes with tofu. Tofu just takes like anything, but if they actually make it, means it will be fresh cause they have to make it from scratch.

I don't think i've not liked someone on these forums as much as I don't like you in a long time.
The Anti
06-28-2009, 09:53 PM
Lo Mein with shrimp, beef, and chicken, orange chicken, and pork fried rice are my top three for Chinese takeout.
Jeffery
06-28-2009, 10:11 PM
Why do you guys keep talking about the fried rice like it's a dish?

Thats the base, not a dish. Silly twits.
Punishment
06-28-2009, 10:17 PM
To Fu is for pussies.
The Anti
06-28-2009, 10:27 PM
Why do you guys keep talking about the fried rice like it's a dish?

Thats the base, not a dish. Silly twits.

When it has teh pork in it, it's a dish. Duh. :rolleyes:
3000 stat
06-28-2009, 11:30 PM
Thai food.
Jeffery
06-28-2009, 11:42 PM
When it has teh pork in it, it's a dish. Duh. :rolleyes:
Only if idiots like you pay for it as such.

I always get it with a real dish.
The Anti
06-28-2009, 11:53 PM
Only if idiots like you pay for it as such.

I always get it with a real dish.

Whenever I get Chinese, 99% of the time I get the Lo Mein with the shrimp beef and chicken. Now that's a damn good dish, and just so you don't have reason to attack me again, a "real" dish.

Pork fried rice is good for occasions on the go. Like I'm out skating, we pass this Asian place, and we'll decide to pick something up for the go.
Mongolian
06-29-2009, 10:29 AM
To Fu is for pussies.

Sounds like your having a brokeback mountain moment here. Get over it or get out of the closet.
Punishment
06-29-2009, 11:09 AM
Tofu is for vegetarians, AKA pussies.

And women.

Basically nobody with a penis should ever eat the stuff.

Woman.
Worker
06-29-2009, 12:28 PM
Basically nobody with a penis should ever ___________.



tell us more Pun!
Zander
06-29-2009, 12:30 PM
The hell is in Orange Chicken?
Valid question.
ArcPaladinZero
06-29-2009, 01:38 PM
Tofu is for vegetarians, AKA pussies.

And women.

Basically nobody with a penis should ever eat the stuff.

Woman.

2nd'd, it has no taste, and usually the people that do eat that crap have some sort of superiority complex elitest attitude crap. Maybe it's just been my observations, but that's just how it seems, well when I generalize people anyways. Any Mac users eat tofu? ;)
Jeffery
06-29-2009, 01:41 PM
2nd'd, it has no taste, and usually the people that do eat that crap have some sort of superiority complex elitest attitude crap. Maybe it's just been my observations, but that's just how it seems, well when I generalize people anyways. Any Mac users eat tofu? ;)
Tofu tastes like whatever you make it taste like. Properly prepared, it can taste quite good.

But hell no, Chinese restaurant is not the place.
ArcPaladinZero
06-29-2009, 02:12 PM
Tofu tastes like whatever you make it taste like. Properly prepared, it can taste quite good.

But hell no, Chinese restaurant is not the place.

I also know this much, don't eat the faux lobster at buffets. Yuck. I don't know about everyone else but I much prefer sticky steamed rice over fried, over the last few years I've grown very accustom to it.
Hatchet Klown
06-29-2009, 02:25 PM
Anyway, the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce was amazingly good. The vegetables were a little undercooked/crunchy, so next time I'll have to ask them to cook them a bit more. But definately something to recommend to others.

I'll try the Orange Chicken next time.
Mongolian
06-29-2009, 05:45 PM
Anyway, the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce was amazingly good. The vegetables were a little undercooked/crunchy, so next time I'll have to ask them to cook them a bit more. But definately something to recommend to others.

I'll try the Orange Chicken next time.

Whitest people on the planet.... shameful.
Jeffery
06-29-2009, 05:50 PM
Anyway, the Chicken w. Garlic Sauce was amazingly good. The vegetables were a little undercooked/crunchy, so next time I'll have to ask them to cook them a bit more. But definately something to recommend to others.

I'll try the Orange Chicken next time.
The veggies were supposed to be crunchy in that dish silly.


Do you like anything extra spicy? I can offer a few future suggestions for that route.
KickAssPlaya
06-29-2009, 07:17 PM
This thread made me want chinese food..

I like most of what's been said..general tso, orange chicken, chicken with garlic, buffet.
mantis33
06-29-2009, 07:40 PM
/lock

/ban

Orange Chicken
Spirit_Monger
06-29-2009, 07:41 PM
I saw them eating Chinese food on Seinfeld the other day and have been dying for some ever since. This thread definitely doesn't help.
I love anything with chicken and rice ...

Do you like anything extra spicy? I can offer a few future suggestions for that route.

I love anything that's spicy so I'd definitely love to hear them. :p