Which of the Paradiso Girls is Hottest?

[Punishment]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wfVMZ4CMCE

Short Blonde Haired Girl
Long Blonde Haired Girl
black girl
Long Haired Brunette
asianish philipino chick

[bdog1321]

Voted without knowing there was a video lol. The short blonde is what I voted for and she's pretty sexy but I actually think the black girl is hotter.

[Punishment]

IO'm debating between long and short blonde girls.

Both are perfect.

The long blonde is more beautiful, but the shorter blonde girl is spunky and looks like a crazy girl which is fun.

[Wizzy`]

I want to kill them all. With a blunt icepick.

[Punishment]

http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/26cf7ea1-2cd3-4443-bb17-800128ce9ead.jpg
Short Blonde Girl
http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/b1098b1e-cc2d-4452-82aa-cb23bd70045f.jpg

Long Haired Brunette
http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/61f5a905-9c5b-43ed-9d61-3ebd1f9d643b.jpg

Asianish Chick
http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/384eccd1-99b9-41ec-b408-1ad14440f77b.jpg

Black Chick
http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/527e80f6-1e99-4b4a-9438-13721f7c6a5b.jpg

Long Blonde Chick
http://cache.interscope.com/images/local/500/0d6aef32-c509-498d-aedc-541ac59177b6.jpg (meh bad picture i want the body in there she's so hot ugh)

http://paradisogirls.com

[Punishment]

I want to kill them all. With a blunt icepick.

NEWSFLASH:

Wizzy comes out of the closet.

There is no way you can be straight and not want them.

[Wizzy`]

http://www.acemart.com/renderImage.image?imageName=graphics/00000001/products/AMMIC79.jpg


Have I ever actually been "in" the closet?

[Punishment]

LA man.

And that doesn't look blunt.

[Wizzy`]

LA man.

And that doesn't look blunt.

Like I said before I edited the post, I have one laying around my house somewhere that is pretty old and blunt.

[Punishment]

So which one Wizzy?

Which is the hottest?

[_Thunder_]

What? No lil John vote? Screw this.

Btw I choose the long hair brunette... she is mighty fine. And those legs...

[Wizzy`]

The blonde with short hair reminds me of Riot Girl.

I'd prolly go with the asian if anything.

[Punishment]

Mmmmm

The long haired brunette is very cute, but I think the blondes are on a whole other level.

[Wizzy`]

The girl with the long blonde hair isn't anything special imo.

[bdog1321]

The black girl in the beginning is the hottest. I didn't mean the actual one in the band.

[_Thunder_]

The black girl in the beginning is the hottest. I didn't mean the actual one in the band.

Bdog likes the dark meat. ;)

[bdog1321]

I guess so, those black chicks with the dyed hair like that are waaaaay up there with me.Yeah I got the joke.

[Punishment]

i think that's eve.

[bdog1321]

Am I bad for liking that song? I take back what I said, the short blondie is definitely the best.

1. Short Blonde.
2. "Eve"
3. Brunette.

[Wizzy`]

I listened to the song for about 3 seconds before it started hurting my head. -.-

I hate new music, seriously. It's all either about girls, money, drinking, drugs, or the new thing: college

Is that all it's ever been about and i'm just recently noticing?

[Punishment]

i like the song too.

[bdog1321]

I listened to the song for about 3 seconds before it started hurting my head. -.-

I hate new music, seriously. It's all either about girls, money, drinking, drugs, or the new thing: college

Is that all it's ever been about and i'm just recently noticing?

I don't really listen to the words, I just like the sound of it. lol.

[Kyir]

I'm gay.

You forgot none of them.

Clearly discrimination.

P.S. The song sucks.

[Punishment]

eff you

[Kyir]

eff you

What an eloquent retort.

[Rubbish]

It's between the brunette and the long haired blonde girl. I went with the former because of her legs and body.

[Punishment]

PS: I stole monkus's thunder.

[monkus]

PS: I stole monkus's thunder.

Ass.

I started this arg with pun, and I stand by what I said. In this particular video, the brunette is definitely the hottest. She has the perfect mix of an innocent look and a seductive attitude. Plus she has great vocal control.

[_Thunder_]

PS: I stole monkus's thunder.

No I'm right here. Good god that was lame.

[I'malive24/7]

It was between short blonde and brunette, and I ended up voting brunette.

[Punishment]

i made a mistake.

i voted long blonde.

The more i watch the video i'm starting to fall for the short blonde.

she's perfect.

Followed by long blonde.

[Angelic-Hotfox]

Lil John is a retard....he fails as a producer

[Punishment]

how on earth is anything involvin that video fail?

look at the girlies.

gj lil john

[Terps rock]

The asian.

[Faulty Logic]

Btw I choose the long hair brunette... she is mighty fine. And those legs...


you sir know how to spot talent.

Wingman status: approved.

[A-99]

Long haired brunnette for sure. They're all good looking, but none of them extremely gorgeous imo But she's hotter than the rest.

[Liquid Swordsman]

Without clicking the link I can assume my choice is going to be the brunette.

..and I was right.

[Unforgottner]

I had to close out of it. The sound was too annoying

[3000 stat]

Verry close between the short blond and brunnette. I went with the short blond she needs some support only 3 votes??

[Liquid Swordsman]

Get Mafia in here, we need someone to vote for the black chick so we don't look racist.

[mattroe]

Brunette is the cutest
Long blonde is the most gorgeous
Short blonde is the Spunkiest
Asian is exotic ( i guess) (im not a big fan of asian chicks)
Black is hot, but she seems like she would be a lot cooler then the others


I choose the burnette because im a sucker for really cute chicks

[Unforgottner]

Get Mafia in here, we need someone to vote for the black chick so we don't look racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQiG5UPk5PU

[bdog1321]

i made a mistake.

i voted long blonde.

The more i watch the video i'm starting to fall for the short blonde.

she's perfect.

Followed by brunette.

Fixed/QFT.

Short blondie's from barbados, brunette is a brit.

[Punishment]

Fixed/QFT.

Short blondie's from barbados, brunette is a brit.

short blondie is from france.

Brunette is from USA.

Long Blonde is from england.

asianish one is phillipines

black is barbados

[bdog1321]

Google has failed me.

[Golden Saint]

I was thinking between the Long Haired Blond or the Long Haired Brunette, but then I saw the Brunette's legs... :)

[KickAssPlaya]

I say it's a tie between the brunnette and asainish girl. :)

[I MaFiA I]

you sir know how to spot talent.

Wingman status: approved.




My thoughts exactly...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1280/1338576474_4538048909.jpg

She makes me jizz in my pants.

[Terps rock]

Did you see that nose on the brunette? I hate those ugly nose jobs.

[Punishment]

The Brunette is hot, but the blondes are better. All you TAO'ers are on crack.

[I MaFiA I]

The Brunette is hot, but the blondes are better. All you TAO'ers are on crack.

Nah brah you just have poor taste. The blonde with short hair looks like she would perform better in bed, but that's it.

The brunette is more attractive by far.

[_Thunder_]

Nah brah you just have poor taste. The blonde with short hair looks like she would perform better in bed, but that's it.

The brunette is more attractive by far.

*sigh* I agree with mafia.

Now I'm going to have to wash my mouth out. :(

[Blexican]

The Brunette is hot, but the blondes are better. All you TAO'ers are on crack.

Im pretty sure this is an attempt to make other tao'ers mad. Like he has stated before.

Trying to act like the no-brained heavily american guy.

Then we all bash him, he probably gets joy out of it.

Or you know. The alternative. Hes an idiot.

[Rubbish]

*sigh* I agree with mafia.

Now I'm going to have to wash my mouth out. :(
Same here. :unsure:

[bloodreign]

The brunette was cut from "the next pussycat doll" right? CHELSEA she made it up there at the top but just didn't have the look they wanted.

DAT ASS!

[ArcPaladinZero]

I can't pass up a girl with legs like that, wow.

[Maverik07]

Who are these girls? Ive never heard of them before.

[iceman2001]

Let me first say how impossibly, retardedly hot all five of them are. The shit I would do to one of them is beyond words. Lets go with this one.


I am generally a law abiding citisen. However, I would freaking club any one of those five out in public and bang her on the spot. Hell, thirty seconds with any one of those five would be well worth getting pounded in prison for the next twenty years.

I voted shirt blond. Brunnette is close second.

[iceman2001]

On second viewing, I'm going brunette gives better blow jays.

Still, short blond for the works.

[The Wild]

My thoughts exactly...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1280/1338576474_4538048909.jpg

She makes me jizz in my pants.

Ditto

oh, and I'll take the Asian one please.

[Rogue_Wolf]

I voted the brunette. I tend to lean towards brunettes in general, and I think a girl who can sing is crazy sexy.

-Rogue_Wolf

[Mongolian]

This is a complete trick question. The correct answer is kill all of them. Funny how they look skanky like the spice girls. Not funny how young boys use "sexy" or "sexier".

[bdog1321]

This is a complete trick question. The correct answer is kill all of them. Funny how they look skanky like the spice girls. Not funny how young boys use "sexy" or "sexier".

Can you, maybe, STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN CONDESCENDING? Most people on this forum are more intelligent than you, and you constantly demonstrate that by only degrading people with 99% of your posts. You simply can't (or won't), do anything else. Every time I see one of your posts, I have to tell myself that the internet is like a magnet for idiots, and that it isn't really your fault.

[Rubbish]

Do not feed the troll.

[Chels]

I voted on the brunette because she has the same name as me. :)

[ExpectDeath]

I voted on the brunette because she has the same name as me. :)

I don't think I'm going to like you.

[monkus]

Pun I told you you were insane. Now 18 other people agree with me that you're insane.

[Wizzy`]

I voted on the brunette because she has the same name as me. :)

I'm not going to like you.

[I MaFiA I]

I don't think I'm going to like you.

I'm not going to like you.

This.

[Punishment]

Dude the blonde is just hotter than the brunette.

You're forgetting that like 80% of TAO is virgin prepubescents.. they don't know shit anyways.

blondes win.

[Rogue_Wolf]

Dude the blonde is just hotter than the brunette.

You're forgetting that like 80% of TAO is virgin prepubescents.. they don't know shit anyways.

blondes win.

Then why are they going extinct?

In a few hundred years, there may be no more natural blondes. On the other hand, brunettes will still be there being awesome. Survival of the fittest, my friend. ;)

-Rogue_Wolf

[bdog1321]

Then why are they going extinct?

In a few hundred years, there may be no more natural blondes. On the other hand, brunettes will still be there being awesome. Survival of the fittest, my friend. ;)

-Rogue_Wolf

Why are they going extinct? Because blonde hair is a recessive gene? So if having 5 fingers, my friend.

[A-99]

Dude the blonde is just hotter than the brunette.

You're forgetting that like 80% of TAO is virgin prepubescents.. they don't know shit anyways.

blondes win.

I think that you're the one who doesn't know shit. Blonde is the stereotype of todays society, we're pretty much trained (maybe even hardwired) into thinking that blondes are hotter than brunettes, red heads etc. It's a lot easier for a blonde to look pretty than it is for a brunette.

The short blonde, eh she's kinda spunky yeah but I wouldn't say she's genuinely good looking, and that pic of the long blonde :bad:. The brunette's got an elegance about her that the others can't top.

[BrownGuy]

I like me some crazy African jungle.
but in all seriousness, who voted the black girl? lol

[Maverik07]

I think that you're the one who doesn't know shit. Blonde is the stereotype of todays society, we're pretty much trained (maybe even hardwired) into thinking that blondes are hotter than brunettes, red heads etc. It's a lot easier for a blonde to look pretty than it is for a brunette.

The short blonde, eh she's kinda spunky yeah but I wouldn't say she's genuinely good looking, and that pic of the long blonde :bad:. The brunette's got an elegance about her that the others can't top.

Any color hair is better than a ginger

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/jaadkins2006/gingers.jpg

[_Thunder_]

True story.

[Rogue_Wolf]

Why are they going extinct? Because blonde hair is a recessive gene? So if having 5 fingers, my friend.

No clue. They did a thing on VH1's "Great Debate" show, and had Brooke Hogan arguing with some Ivy League school's debate team over whether or not blondes really have more fun. The debate team brought up research that suggested that blonde hair could be going extinct, so blondes better have fun while they can.

I hope it's not true though. I've heard the exact same thing about red hair too, but no one cares if they fade out.

-Rogue_Wolf

[BrownGuy]

I've heard the exact same thing about red hair too, but no one cares if they fade out.

-Rogue_Wolf

I lol'd at this.

[bdog1321]

Red hair is a dominant gene, so all the reddies have to do is keep reproducing. Maybe that says something though... Redheads can't get laid? Dunno.

[Maverik07]

I wouldnt ever have sex with an ARPs.

[Memory of Light]

brunette asian short blond long blond are hot, black girl is not.

[Punishment]

Well the black girl is ite...

Brunette is alright.. I'd hit it.. but she's not the best brunette in the world.

The blondes are both perfect.

i've said it before and it'll be said by me again.

[Punishment]

So i've decided Long Blonde wins.
Short blonde is too french.
And sheh as a boyfriend who is probably better looking than me.
Brown haired chick won that pussycat dolls thing.

[_Thunder_]

Thank god puni is back. :yes2:

[Punishment]

I know. How was this place even bearable without me?

[Terps rock]

Shiznit wanted to put his kid's mom in jail for the first year of it's life. So it kept everyone pre-occupied till your return.

[Japtch]

Where's the "All of the above" option?

[Unforgottner]

Only people without children can see it. :/

[Memory of Light]

but they arent all hot...

[Sasky]

Voted: Long Haired Brunette (such as Nelly Furtado).

[Japtch]

Only people without children can see it. :/

Suck it.
http://www.nataliedee.com/062607/suck-it.jpg
I don't have an effing child.

[KickAssPlaya]

whoever said unfo lost it lied.

Unfo FTW!!!

[Punishment]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_background_images/26928290/IMG_3368.jpg

[Punishment]

full of win.

[monkus]

A quick note: if you google: paradiso girls brunette
this is the 5th link :cool:

[Punishment]

Lets keep this active and get it up to #1.

Paradiso girls brunette

[Memory of Light]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_background_images/26928290/IMG_3368.jpg

who is that?

also yes, lets go for number one. not cause i care about the paradiso girls, but cause i like being number 1.

[Punishment]

long haired blonde paradiso girl

<3

[KickAssPlaya]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_background_images/26928290/IMG_3368.jpg

So hard too choose. I like her and the parasido girls brunette one! :)

[Punishment]

go with the longe blonde.

[KickAssPlaya]

They all pretty cute.

[Zander]

Brunette.

[Blexican]

Id date the brunette and tear up the long haired blond.

[Veilmenacex]

none

[bdog1321]

none

Says the man with the pokemon sig...?:confused:

[Memnarch]

Voted for the brunette. couldnt get thru that annoying song far enough to see the rest...

[Kyir]

Says the man with the pokemon sig...?:confused:

No man, he's right.

They're all gross.

[Learz]

The shorty.

[Punishment]

No man, he's right.

They're all gross.


ur gay.

[KickAssPlaya]

ur gay.

qft

[bdog1321]

KAP IS HOTTER THAN ALL OF THEM.q

[The Anti]

BDOG IS A PROSTITUTE SHHHx

[KickAssPlaya]

I need to start repping more then the same 5 people...=\

[bdog1321]

While I am hurt by The Anti's mockery of my fine art, I must concede that it is true. Sadface.

[The Anti]

While I am hurt by The Anti's mockery of my fine art, I must concede that it is true. Sadface.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2eefsqc.jpg

Ya can't hide the truth.

[bdog1321]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2eefsqc.jpg

Ya can't hide the truth.

Need to spread rep :\

[Blexican]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VgL3NFCg34&feature=sub

I think this will settle the arguments.

[Soda]

The white ones.

[Butters]

I think every girl is pretty! :wub:

I've never had a girlfriend though. Back in South Park they all just sad I was ugly... :crybaby:

[steve12]

Long Haired Brunette girl in that video looks amazing. Reminds me of the club so much haha.