So it's up to you to destroy Humanity...

[R G]

You and 4 people get to go to the moon to recolonize and destroy humanity.

Who do you take?

personally, i want it to end fast:

Punishment - I think the vast majority of people will "off" him....He would be having polls and mindless random discussions so people might just toss him out on the way to the moon.
Cheat - I suspect that if he and I were on the moon together he would just "off" himself.
-fill in the blank-
Mafia - Certainly we will have a moon buggy on the planet and sure as sheot mafia will run over me and everyone else left and then crash into a crater ending all of humanity.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

....and this will happen Dec 12th, 2012 by the way. :(

[Kyir]

If the earth is destroyed the moon will go hurtling out into space.

Or into the sun, I don't remember which.

[Punishment]

oh snap.

kyir is getting all scientific on us.

[Kyir]

oh snap.

kyir is getting all scientific on us.

I know man, I have like, a PHD and shit.

Yo.

[Terps rock]

I know man, I have like, a PHD and shit.

Yo.

Public High-school Diploma?

[Liquid Swordsman]

I would bring theburning to repopulate mankind after we destroyed it.

You've got to think of these things RG.

[bdog1321]

I'd take Wizzy and three clones of him. Don't ask why.

[mantis33]

ihpt;dr

[Wizzy`]

I thought this was gonna be a "Would you do it?" kind of thread. I wouldn't take anyone with me, i'd watch the world end and then live out my life.

With a few seeds and a bunch of soil...and water, if that's possible.

Oh wait.

We're supposed to destroy the world with the people?

:|

[mattroe]

I would take Jessica

Biel
Alba
Simpson

[KickAssPlaya]

ihpt;dr
wtffffff is THAT?!
I would take Jessica

Biel
Alba
Simpson

Win.

[I MaFiA I]

Mafia - Certainly we will have a moon buggy on the planet and sure as sheot mafia will run over me and everyone else left and then crash into a crater ending all of humanity.


You've made one fatal error. I don't die in crashes, ever. Both of my crashes I should have died in, but didn't. Whatever supreme being there is floating around in another dimension wants me alive, so you just screwed yourself. The last person in your group would most likely be a female, I'll slay her vag and then repopulate the planet with dozens of little MaFiAs.

lol, thanks to you, you just made the entire population of humanity derive from MY semen.

If I had to choose, I'd take my current "girlfriend" (I use that term loosely), 2 architects, and a senior scientist to get humanity repopulated and back together as quickly as possible (so it won't take thousands of years like last time, maybe 500 years at most).

EDIT: Just realized this was a parody thread. I have failed again.

[R G]

Ah come on Mafia...there are not enough moon buggies for all of your little kids.....and then if they were they would just wreck all the cars.