ABC Party

[Faulty Logic]

Anything
But
Clothes

I need ideas for what to wear.

I'm already going with a cape. Need something creative to cover the junk.

Ideas So Far:
Sticky notes
inflatable tube/floaty thing
caveman fur thing
bubble wrap

[_Thunder_]

Can't go wrong with black leather pants.

[Faulty Logic]

Can't go wrong with black leather pants.
Anything
But
Clothes

Pants = Clothes

Fail.

:( I expect better from you.

[shurtugal]

Caveman fur thing?

EDIT: Get a big ass box, cut leg holes and a body hole, tie straps and you got box overalls. Unsure if that ocunts though, if it does, I'd create a hole in the front thatopens/closes for bathroom.

[Faulty Logic]

Caveman fur thing?

Best idea i've heard yet.


the other ideas i have are:

Sticky notes
the little inflatable tubes they use at the pool.... with a duck head of course.

[Maverik07]

Ceran wrap/aluminum foil are good ways to kind of cheat your way into making clothes.

[Faulty Logic]

Ceran wrap/aluminum foil are good ways to kind of cheat your way into making clothes.

the point is to be as exposed as possible with out being naked ...... im not trying to cover myself up by any means..... its kinda the point of the party guys lol.....

[Maverik07]

I get that. Ive been to a few. You can fashion yourself something ridiculous that still follows the theme of the party. Bubble wrap works well.

[_Thunder_]

Anything
But
Clothes

Pants = Clothes

Fail.

:( I expect better from you.


Sarcasm sucks over the internet. That was my bad.

[Blexican]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

If your man enough

[Faulty Logic]

But I meant cut a hole in the pants around your danger zone. And put a sticky note to cover it. Did I just call you small? Not my intentions x_x

... no clothes allowed at all my man.

pants = clothes


oh and I just found out my friend who works at Office Depot stole my sticky note idea and used his employee discount to buy massive amnts of stickies... hes gonna sticky his whole body lmao

[_Thunder_]

... no clothes allowed at all my man.

pants = clothes

Then I would go with my brothers idea. I think you would win.. you know.. the night.

[bloodreign]

Why not cover your junk with a hand puppet? somehow secure it to your body with a rope or elastic around your waist.
like a skunk or a lamb

or how about a toilet plunger? whip creme?





wait even better an ice cream cone... better make it a waffle cone.

[bloodreign]

http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

if your man enough

^^ winar! /thread.

"take a look inside it's my **** in a box"

[Lex]

Buy a midget and strap him to your front side.

[Terps rock]

Buy a midget and strap him to your front side.

Pssh, who pays for midges? Kidnap a midget.

[ebrulah]

Why don't you try to have feathers... that is cool..




sara's super spa (http://www.y3.com/search-results/479/cooking-games)
gelato accessories (http://www.villadolcegelato.com/store/wholesale-c-16.html)

[I MaFiA I]

Just curious, do any black people go to parties like these? I mean black as in culturally black, not those douche's you couldn't tell was black unless you looked at them.

[Faulty Logic]

Just curious, do any black people go to parties like these? I mean black as in culturally black, not those douche's you couldn't tell was black unless you looked at them.

Generally no. I'm not a big fan of Themed Parties myself. At Beach Week though, since everyone was stuck together, we all had to participate, but by option I'd rather not.

[ScytheMan]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

If your man enough

If you do this one of two things will happen. Either you look like a badass, or another dude is clever and does it too and you both look stupid. Therefore I propose you do this with a backup.

A "free hugs" sign maybe?

[Faulty Logic]

I like the free hugs sign.

These are some great ideas keep em comin guys

[Angelic-Hotfox]

really I think you should just break the theme...and wear an ENTIRE SUIT MADE OUT OF VELCRO!

[Anarchy_United]

Trashbags and duct tape!

[Terps rock]

Paint on a (bathing) suit.

[Faulty Logic]

really I think you should just break the theme...and wear an ENTIRE SUIT MADE OUT OF VELCRO!

JA!

You win!

SExy dance partytime !

[shurtugal]

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_7431.jpg

[Faulty Logic]

Need.
More.
Ideas.

[R G]

Duct tape!

That or find a Woody (The cowboy) from the Toy Story hollow it out and put your junk in there.

I think it would be funny as hell...everyone would be going on look at Faulty Logic's Woody or Faulty Logic is sporting a Woody!

[shurtugal]

Or they'd notice the face he was raping a cotton stuffed toy.

[ScytheMan]

Or they'd notice the face he was raping a cotton stuffed toy.

Do u liek mudkipz?

[R G]

Or they'd notice the face he was raping a cotton stuffed toy.



Even better....You could make it look like the doll was eating his wanger....Woody eating a Woody.

[Faulty Logic]

Even better....You could make it look like the doll was eating his wanger....Woody eating a Woody.

hahahaha

thank god i have no pics from last ngiht...... woke up drunk, blew over a .05, and I cant move my right arm.... I'm calling last night a success?

Oh and apparently I went and bought brew at around 1130 drunk out of my mind but we have two 24's and i have no recollection of purchasing them.....

haha and my ex was there, funny thing is two of the three girls i had smex with on saturday night were there...turns out they are best friends, and both have hickies on their necks.... slightly awkward.

[mushroom_girl]

I went to one of these recently! But I didn't dress up since I was getting there from work. My friend got a bunch of flowers and hot glue gunned them to a bathing suit, so it looked like she was just wearing flowers.

Some guy made duct tape shorts and a vest. :) I liked that one the best.

[Faulty Logic]

I went to one of these recently! But I didn't dress up since I was getting there from work. My friend got a bunch of flowers and hot glue gunned them to a bathing suit, so it looked like she was just wearing flowers.

Some guy made duct tape shorts and a vest. :) I liked that one the best.

Cape + free hugs sign made out of a coors case = awesome :)

[mushroom_girl]

Nope. Duct tape still wins. Especially because it was colored!

[Faulty Logic]

Nope. Duct tape still wins. Especially because it was colored!

yeah i totally cant compete with colored duct tape :(

[mushroom_girl]

No way! That takes a lot of effort to make duct tape clothing!

http://pileofphotos.com/pics/pic_686759001180062148.jpg
http://couponmeister.com/blog/DuctTapeProm.jpg

[_Thunder_]

The guy with the duct tape hair is getting some tail.

[ScytheMan]

Cape + free hugs sign made out of a coors case = awesome :)

Nice!

The guy with the duct tape hair is getting some tail.

Agreed.

[uniquinous]

thank god i have no pics from last ngiht...... woke up drunk, blew over a .05, and I cant move my right arm.... That's actually called Saturday Night Palsy.

Did you fall asleep on a chair? :huh:

[Faulty Logic]

That's actually called Saturday Night Palsy.

Did you fall asleep on a chair? :huh:

We started the night off with kings, I was using a 750 mL bottle of JD ... you can imagine where the night went from that.....

apparently I passed out standing up mid pong game.... my friend moved me to the ground, which is where I woke up around 10am.... I think I slept on my arm?