View Full Version : Game Server Upgrades
redbones
08-16-2009, 11:21 AM
All game servers will be unavailable starting at 12AM PST, Monday August 17 2009 and should be back up Monday evening. The TAO website and forums will still be available during this period. The outage will allow us to upgrade the TAO game servers.
Thanks for your patience.
elimination
08-16-2009, 11:33 AM
Sounds exciting........I think
-Dape-
08-16-2009, 11:38 AM
They finally do something useful, shocking!
I'malive24/7
08-16-2009, 11:47 AM
omigawd new unitz?
Memory of Light
08-16-2009, 11:49 AM
why upgrade the servers when game population is dropping???
Deadpool
08-16-2009, 11:53 AM
maybe just to try and get it back up again
Loopget
08-16-2009, 12:05 PM
why upgrade the servers when game population is dropping???
This is what went through my mind,
Dropping fast might I add
BTW, Its august 16th, and its Sunday. not monday, Admin fail?
Japtch
08-16-2009, 12:10 PM
Yeah. Isn't today August 16th?
Oh and..
*Prays for new unit*
bdog1321
08-16-2009, 12:40 PM
Upgrading servers doesn't sound like new units. Upgrading servers sounds like making it faster; maybe eliminating those lag spikes.
_Darkness_
08-16-2009, 01:05 PM
Oh no. Not again!
redbones
08-16-2009, 01:06 PM
You're right, it should say the 17th, not the 16th. Updated.
Memory of Light
08-16-2009, 01:39 PM
you guys dont even know. i lost so many golds last time they updated. had to have them remade and an admin fix stats.
Hatchet Klown
08-16-2009, 01:45 PM
That wasn't the admin's fault, it was an issue with the new host. If you're going to point fingers, point it in the right direction.
Loopget
08-16-2009, 02:02 PM
Don't hope for new anything in TAO, you'll just be shut down. :(
Ol' Time
08-16-2009, 03:33 PM
New unit time.
Hot chicks in sauna told me that it's going to be new unit! ;)
blah__
08-16-2009, 04:56 PM
Doesnt this game get boring to you guys? We never get new units and everyone cares about stats waaaaaay to much. I know we arent going to get new units but if we ever were to maybe id come back for a little while
btw, i dont give a damn if you neg me for saying that.
why upgrade the servers when game population is dropping???
...
Godmic18
08-16-2009, 05:00 PM
When he says, "upgrade," he means, "transfer to cheaper and slower."
bdog1321
08-16-2009, 05:13 PM
Doesnt this game get boring to you guys? We never get new units and everyone cares about stats waaaaaay to much. I know we arent going to get new units but if we ever were to maybe id come back for a little while
btw, i dont give a damn if you neg me for saying that.
...
Why would someone neg you for that? Saying that as an addition to a normal post MAKES your post neggable. This is what trolls LIVE for.
How could you know we don't have any new units, and that we care about stats too much if you don't play? I happen to have submitted a unit idea called Tony Romo a while ago, and have learned from a reliable source that it is in the final stages of production. http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37295&highlight=tony+romo
....
EDIT: I had to go back and edit all my posts in that thread because I was such a tool :dry::dry:
Memory of Light
08-16-2009, 05:21 PM
That wasn't the admin's fault, it was an issue with the new host. If you're going to point fingers, point it in the right direction.
their fault for switching to a new host...
Heckler
08-16-2009, 08:24 PM
I say the update should be to make the Enchantress more smexier
The Anti
08-16-2009, 11:23 PM
I say the update should be to make the Enchantress FULLY naked. None of the half naked B/S. Make her have Double D's too :P
I did my best. First one to guess what's in her hand wins an internet.
http://i31.tinypic.com/118pxs9.jpg
Ol' Time
08-16-2009, 11:32 PM
Your pride
blah__
08-16-2009, 11:34 PM
[QUOTE=bdog1321;1722187]bbb[/url]
Ive played for 2 years and there is NOTHING to play for other than lousy stats. The 2 scout thing is hard for me anyways.
And I said that neg thing because I know I'll get negged. And thats the only way I can tell them I dont care since theyre full of to much shit to leave their names. If youre going to neg, leave your name and say something other than "gtfo newb."
Hecklar for admin.
Pikachu!
08-17-2009, 12:22 AM
First one to guess what's in her hand wins an internet.
A pink dagger.
The Anti
08-17-2009, 12:24 AM
A pink dagger.
Where does this "dagger" go?
Heckler
08-17-2009, 12:34 AM
[QUOTE=bdog1321;1722187]bbb[/url]
Hecklar for admin.
I AGREE
I did my best. First one to guess what's in her hand wins an internet.
http://i31.tinypic.com/118pxs9.jpg
Pink dildo?
:D
I did my best. First one to guess what's in her hand wins an internet.
http://i31.tinypic.com/118pxs9.jpg
Hahahahaha!!!! ILY
Jeffery
08-17-2009, 02:05 AM
Actually.......
Note the amount of time it has taken between the beginning, the last upgrade and this upgrade.
uVault physically upgrades their servers every 3ish years. This means swapping out the actual server the game is hosted on for a new unit. Not something Bills can control. At best he can ask for them to delay the replacement, but that would risk failure of the server.
Nice http://www.pkmela.com/em/super_man.png
Upgrade time...lol !!!
shurtugal
08-17-2009, 03:43 AM
I'm the only one in GL right now...
I mean, there is no one else in battle, in the lobby, or anything...
CANADIAN POWER!
Salvage
08-17-2009, 11:37 AM
I'm the only one in GL right now...
I mean, there is no one else in battle, in the lobby, or anything...
CANADIAN POWER!
hw are you on the server?
elimination
08-17-2009, 11:38 AM
Your not allowed to now, its top secret..
otherwise he would say ;)
Salvage
08-17-2009, 11:57 AM
Your not allowed to now, its top secret..
otherwise he would say ;)
well im guessing you weren't aloud to know either seeing as he was the only one on:p
Loopget
08-17-2009, 12:14 PM
canadian power!
This!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asianpride55
08-17-2009, 12:21 PM
guarantee no new units it's been a couple of years since the last one why make one now that tao is on the verge of dying.
T Solo
08-17-2009, 12:40 PM
The start of a restoration effort?
Hey, you never know.
Pikachu!
08-17-2009, 02:29 PM
Where does this "dagger" go?
All you asked was what it was, not what she does with it.
Memnarch
08-17-2009, 03:45 PM
I hope that they just fix the server. Ive been lagging and d/cing a lot lately. I actually PAY for this frustration. I dont care if there is a new unit or not. It really doesnt sound like it. Didnt they announce the Berserker and the Furgons special BEFORE they did it?
ATControl
08-17-2009, 04:18 PM
wyvern egg. I has it
ExpectDeath
08-17-2009, 04:26 PM
wyvern egg. I has it
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/see-what-you-did-there.jpg
Memnarch
08-17-2009, 04:35 PM
RE pwns.
T Solo
08-17-2009, 05:31 PM
Im chilling on rev right now.
All alone.
Most Unknown
08-17-2009, 06:08 PM
hope they fix blocking system
ExpectDeath
08-17-2009, 06:13 PM
hope they fix blocking system
Same bro.
Most Unknown
08-17-2009, 06:14 PM
sucked pretty bad if so YAY !!
shurtugal
08-17-2009, 06:15 PM
gah
The Cheat
08-17-2009, 06:44 PM
Sounds like some sort of evil plot.
I'm not sure what the wcil plot is, but i'll get to the bottom of is soon enough.
Nice try admins. I know what is going on.
-=TAO Player=-
08-17-2009, 06:53 PM
i miss TAO already :(
T Solo
08-17-2009, 06:55 PM
Clicky (http://www.freewebs.com/tsolo315/update.jpg)
-=TAO Player=-
08-17-2009, 07:29 PM
Clicky (http://www.freewebs.com/tsolo315/update.jpg)
you suck :(
redreoicy
08-17-2009, 07:30 PM
I think update is done now :)
At least, me and t-solo are able to get on :P
Bite Fight
08-17-2009, 07:33 PM
I think update is done now :)
WRONG...Lol..I tryed logging on and its almost 10PM <.< :p
I IZ BE TEH BUBBLE BUSTER!
Memnarch
08-17-2009, 07:34 PM
Sounds like some sort of evil plot.
I'm not sure what the wcil plot is, but i'll get to the bottom of is soon enough.
Nice try admins. I know what is going on.
Shouldnt this be in the TAO Conspiracy Thread?
redreoicy
08-17-2009, 07:36 PM
WRONG...Lol..I tryed logging on and its almost 10PM <.< :p
I IZ BE TEH BUBBLE BUSTER!
Well, I can get on, so I guess I'm just special
_Darkness_
08-17-2009, 07:44 PM
As long as you kept the TAO game browser open from before the update began you should be able to get on.
Memnarch
08-17-2009, 07:56 PM
Umm...nope
redreoicy
08-17-2009, 07:58 PM
it worked for me and t-solo
Heckler
08-17-2009, 07:59 PM
My streak ends here. Ive been on tao at least 8 hrs a day for like 4521658789 million days....
Mad-Eye
08-17-2009, 08:11 PM
My streak ends here. Ive been on tao at least 8 hrs a day for like 4521658789 million days....
Mad-eye is chillin in rev to bitch!
redbones
08-17-2009, 08:54 PM
The server upgrade has been completed, everything should be up and running now. If you see any problems, please post them in this thread. Thanks again for everyone's patience.
Syko99
08-17-2009, 08:54 PM
Servers are back up
~ElVeN~BlOoD~
08-17-2009, 08:56 PM
is everything back online? i just tried to get on GL and GOT ON!!!
And now there are greys and golds getting on. about 15 total
edit: i guess i wasn't fast enough
The Anti
08-17-2009, 09:03 PM
Pink dildo?
:DYou won an internet.
Hahahahaha!!!! ILY
Hearts for you too.
Heckler
08-17-2009, 09:06 PM
it still says server unavailable in gl..for me anyways
elimination
08-17-2009, 09:12 PM
The server upgrade has been completed, everything should be up and running now. If you see any problems, please post them in this thread. Thanks again for everyone's patience.
I would fall in love with you and make you president or somthing of the USA if you could get some new units added or something cool.....
But oh well thats a dream that would never happen again. :rolleyes:
Salvage
08-17-2009, 10:02 PM
The server upgrade has been completed, everything should be up and running now. If you see any problems, please post them in this thread. Thanks again for everyone's patience.
GL works but it wont let me log into army says server unavailable...:huh:
Ol' Time
08-17-2009, 10:13 PM
wheres the new unit?
Heckler
08-17-2009, 10:56 PM
GL works but it wont let me log into army says server unavailable...:huh:
Happened to me to. I could log into army but it said server unavailable in gl. I restarted my computer and i could get into both after that, but then server unavailable in banff. Why was the bot deleted? :eek:
IJR1019
08-17-2009, 10:56 PM
hey i cant get on GL it says server inavailable still but i can get on all the other servers
redbones
08-17-2009, 11:31 PM
DNS might still be resolving for some people. If you get a "Server Unavailable" message, try again in a couple of hours and DNS should have resolved by then.
Thanks.
Heckler
08-18-2009, 01:02 AM
your welcome
hot potato
08-18-2009, 01:10 AM
wow DNS could you work a little faster...hot potato has no patience
thanks and much love
Godmic18
08-18-2009, 01:15 AM
wheres the new unit?
In a hose, but you have to suck it out.
Ol' Time
08-18-2009, 01:31 AM
Should I suck it out with my eyes closed?
_Thunder_
08-18-2009, 02:11 AM
Should I suck it out with my eyes closed?
Do you normally?
Hearts for you too.
Thats all I get? :mad:
-=TAO Player=-
08-18-2009, 08:26 AM
Should I suck it out with my eyes closed?
that's what she said.
The Butcher
08-18-2009, 08:35 AM
that's what she said.
It's supposed to be a non-sexual joke when you say that, that's what makes it funny..
dragons rage
08-18-2009, 08:59 AM
It's supposed to be a non-sexual joke when you say that, that's what makes it funny..
wow butch. didn't you know thats all he ever thinks about? :)
Godmic18
08-18-2009, 10:21 AM
wow butch. didn't you know thats all he ever thinks about? :)
That's what she said.
The Cheat
08-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Shouldnt this be in the TAO Conspiracy Thread?
It should be everywhere. The truth needs to be told.
DNS might still be resolving for some people. If you get a "Server Unavailable" message, try again in a couple of hours and DNS should have resolved by then.
Thanks.
So it begins.
xatella
08-18-2009, 12:06 PM
Sorry if this is inappropriate here, but are the servers up? I did try just now, it isnt loading. Probably just the connection , but just confirming, thanks.
Nevermind. Its online :)
Deadpool
08-18-2009, 01:10 PM
wow butch. didn't you know thats all he ever thinks about? :)
No. Chain is a proud soap dropper
dragons rage
08-18-2009, 01:21 PM
No. Chain is a proud soap dropper
Oh. :O
Ol' Time
08-18-2009, 01:29 PM
that's what she said.
You just dont get it...
it was a south park reference guys. I thought I was being set up for it :(
The Cheat
08-18-2009, 03:17 PM
South Park is lame now.
Ol' Time
08-18-2009, 03:37 PM
No its not. Last season was kinda weak but it was still great.
Its the best comedy on tv now.
The Butcher
08-18-2009, 03:42 PM
No its not. Last season was kinda weak but it was still great.
Its the best comedy on tv now.
FoTC?
Godmic18
08-18-2009, 03:48 PM
Arrested Development.
Ol' Time
08-18-2009, 04:21 PM
Better than south park but not on tv. (best comedy show ever)
The Cheat
08-18-2009, 06:59 PM
No its not. Last season was kinda weak but it was still great.
Its the best comedy on tv now.
You are dumb as hell then. It (like family guy) stopped being funny YEARS ago.
Seriously.
Ol' Time
08-18-2009, 07:25 PM
No it just got really funny about 3 seasons ago. I feel like you havent been watching it.
ScytheMan
08-19-2009, 12:41 AM
No it just got really funny about 3 seasons ago. I feel like you havent been watching it.
I agree with this. Old South Park is weak, old FG is decent.
The Cheat
08-19-2009, 03:33 PM
I agree with this. Old South Park is weak, old FG is decent.
Old FG was ok. Not great but ok. Same with old SP.
Now both just suck.
Scorpionz
08-20-2009, 12:53 AM
What this thread really means is that they are downgrading the servers as nobody uses them.
Ol' Time
08-20-2009, 01:25 AM
PUNISHMENT?!?!q
Scorpionz
08-20-2009, 03:14 AM
This account has been an elaborate joke which has had you fooled for 4 years.
You all suck.
The Cheat
08-20-2009, 08:55 AM
This account has been an elaborate joke which has had you fooled for 4 years.
You all suck.
Best joke ever then?
Dresicos
08-20-2009, 09:13 AM
Nope, don't believe it.
The Cheat
08-20-2009, 09:16 AM
Nope, don't believe it.
Neither do I.
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