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Punishment
10-13-2009, 09:47 PM
She would put out.

And gimme some chicken sandwich and waffle fries. FOR FREE.
The Cheat
10-13-2009, 09:51 PM
No.
Lex
10-13-2009, 10:01 PM
If I had a girlfriend,

less people would think I'm gay. This could be a fun new forum game :S
meat.eater
10-13-2009, 10:06 PM
Or they would just think you're lying about your girlfriend.
_Thunder_
10-13-2009, 10:08 PM
If I had a gf. I wouldn't be on tao as much.
Punishment
10-13-2009, 10:08 PM
If I had a girlfriend i like to think shed be hot.

But probably not. :(
shurtugal
10-13-2009, 10:09 PM
If I had a girlfriend,

less people would think I'm gay. This could be a fun new forum game :S

I'd think she was a man.
Nitanius Nolund
10-13-2009, 10:22 PM
If I had a gf. I wouldn't be on tao as much.

Or you'd be on it just as much, and she'd start playing.
mushroom_girl
10-13-2009, 10:42 PM
If I had a girlfriend...


........ :confused:
The Cheat
10-13-2009, 10:43 PM
If I had a girlfriend...


........ :confused:

Whose to say you won't one day?

And when that day comes...pics or gtfo.
Nitanius Nolund
10-13-2009, 10:56 PM
Liz could get more girls than just about anyone on this site.
meat.eater
10-13-2009, 11:02 PM
Or you'd be on it just as much, and she'd start playing.

Word.
Punishment
10-13-2009, 11:04 PM
I couldn't ever have a girlfriend see TAO.

I've spewed so much BS on here over the years it would ruin the relationship.

lol
meat.eater
10-13-2009, 11:05 PM
I don't think any high school student (or younger) involved on this website hasn't lied about something.
Punishment
10-13-2009, 11:08 PM
I'm in college and 20.

And i'm pretty sure that about 80% of the stuff I've posted here has been at least a stretch of the truth.

Except the electric flute. That was legit.

I'll play it on the blog tomorrow.
bloodreign
10-13-2009, 11:20 PM
If I had a girlfriend
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I'd be pulling some serious rico suave don juan demarco humphrey bogart Richard Gere Dirty Dancing Matt Damon titanic notebook type shiiiiii...... ya dig.


but i'd settle for a movie and corn chips.
Dresicos
10-13-2009, 11:33 PM
If I had a girlfriend I'd tap that everyday, oh wait.
Sinyra
10-13-2009, 11:41 PM
i totally thought of "if i had a hammer" and was disappointed when this wasn't a foul parody of that song.
Hellblazer
10-14-2009, 06:28 AM
If you had a girlfriend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lB7DPe8eA
Trojan
10-14-2009, 06:31 AM
Girlfriends are a rip off.
One night stands.
Take a Look
10-14-2009, 06:48 AM
Gag it
007 GOD
10-14-2009, 11:06 AM
She would put out.

And gimme some chicken sandwich and waffle fries. FOR FREE.


That Unforgivable quote may have been funny had you said it within 2 years of it being released.
The Anti
10-14-2009, 09:40 PM
If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be here, but instead out smashin' that.

i wish =[
Worker
10-15-2009, 10:08 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/71/189237193_5938887496.jpg