Blackbane
02-17-2004, 03:12 AM
AIght, I am not sure if Im drunk, stoned or just plain stupid but here goes:
The Big Kahoona!
Aighty, The Big K as I shall call him takes up 4 squares. Can move two spaces and is.... get this:
REAL BIG!
He is wearing a hawaiian shirt with a big beamin smile plastered on his face. Like you look at this guy and you go:
"Oh my goodness. It's the Big Kahoona!"
Stats: The Big Kahoona! (commentary by Mr. T)
Power: 15 Enouf Jibba Jabba!
Armour: *awed silence* 0
Hits: More than you can dish out sucka! 75
Notes:
0% evade What you talkin' bout Foo!
50% hit chance on all units in attack radius
Attack radius: one helluva huge square, 6x6(remember the big Kahoona! has a 4x4 base)
The Big Kahoona is loved by all
Movement: 2 in one direction.
See, the Big Kahoona! is like, the big daddy of TAO. He comes in and all the little stone golems go: Man! I wish I was as cool as the Big Kahoona!
Seriously, this guy is so cool, he wears shades! He has this weird head that sorta comes to a big fat tail that sorta tips off to one side but instead of looking gross and disgusting makes all the ladies feel feint and fall over. (all female units are paralyzed while near The Big Kahoona!)
His attack attacks all: friend and foe.... for 50%.... either that, or he randomly kills a unit with his good looks, charm, or his surfboard. Did I mention he had a surfboard? He does. The Big Kahoona! is that cool.
I like the random unit dying rule. And if the Big Kahoona! Dies, the player that owns the Big Kahoona! either loses the game, or suffers some sort of major penalty for losing the coolest thing since lubricated condoms.
possibly 10=15 damage to all allied units?
The big Kahoona can have a 1 wait time cause really.. when you have the Big Kahoona... Why use anything else? And you cant have dark witch's, furbolgs, or clerics in your army while using The Big Kahoona! Cause... seriously they will cramp his style.
The Big Kahoona will be the random drop of a century.... and will only happen to special cases... maybe the reward of a server run tournament?
I am thinking of fiddling with The Big Kahoona!'s stats a bit... but generally you get the concept of: The Big Kahoona!
He's Big
He's Lovable
He doesn't match your furniture because he's:
THE
BIG
KAHOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(please ladies, look but dont touch)
The Big Kahoona!
Aighty, The Big K as I shall call him takes up 4 squares. Can move two spaces and is.... get this:
REAL BIG!
He is wearing a hawaiian shirt with a big beamin smile plastered on his face. Like you look at this guy and you go:
"Oh my goodness. It's the Big Kahoona!"
Stats: The Big Kahoona! (commentary by Mr. T)
Power: 15 Enouf Jibba Jabba!
Armour: *awed silence* 0
Hits: More than you can dish out sucka! 75
Notes:
0% evade What you talkin' bout Foo!
50% hit chance on all units in attack radius
Attack radius: one helluva huge square, 6x6(remember the big Kahoona! has a 4x4 base)
The Big Kahoona is loved by all
Movement: 2 in one direction.
See, the Big Kahoona! is like, the big daddy of TAO. He comes in and all the little stone golems go: Man! I wish I was as cool as the Big Kahoona!
Seriously, this guy is so cool, he wears shades! He has this weird head that sorta comes to a big fat tail that sorta tips off to one side but instead of looking gross and disgusting makes all the ladies feel feint and fall over. (all female units are paralyzed while near The Big Kahoona!)
His attack attacks all: friend and foe.... for 50%.... either that, or he randomly kills a unit with his good looks, charm, or his surfboard. Did I mention he had a surfboard? He does. The Big Kahoona! is that cool.
I like the random unit dying rule. And if the Big Kahoona! Dies, the player that owns the Big Kahoona! either loses the game, or suffers some sort of major penalty for losing the coolest thing since lubricated condoms.
possibly 10=15 damage to all allied units?
The big Kahoona can have a 1 wait time cause really.. when you have the Big Kahoona... Why use anything else? And you cant have dark witch's, furbolgs, or clerics in your army while using The Big Kahoona! Cause... seriously they will cramp his style.
The Big Kahoona will be the random drop of a century.... and will only happen to special cases... maybe the reward of a server run tournament?
I am thinking of fiddling with The Big Kahoona!'s stats a bit... but generally you get the concept of: The Big Kahoona!
He's Big
He's Lovable
He doesn't match your furniture because he's:
THE
BIG
KAHOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(please ladies, look but dont touch)